#god knew that if he gave me a true yogurt slinger i’d be an absent father twenty times over

[degendog]

god id love to fuck with a strap-on that has a “cum” tube. id love to be able to fill someone’s hole so nicely with cum, watch it drip out before scooping it up with the tip and fucking it back into them. it’d be better than the real thing. id be able to “cum” over and over without softening, or be able to fill their guts with an obscenely large load.

and the only thing we’d have to worry about afterwards is cleanup :)