#god i hope this doesn't attract the morons to this post

[bladekindeyewear]

Murder Drones - Homestuck Classes/Aspects

The eighth and final episode of this independent-animation Youtube series came out just over two weeks ago (MUCH longer than that by the time I ever finish this draft post, oh god it's been three months), and after having binged through it and a bunch of reactions TO it and bonus details / theory content, I couldn't resist coming up with Hero Titles for all the main characters based on the Homestuck Classes and Aspects system I've spent so much time helping analyze.

Please note that THE MAJORITY OF WHAT IS UNDER THE CUT IS HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES. Please do NOT click the read-more and spoil yourself on one of the better triumphs of indie animation I've seen (in my biased perspective), from Glitch Productions, the studio making The Amazing Digital Circus. Watch the first minute or two of Episode 1 right now instead and if you're not hooked by the dark comedy, relentless pause-bonuses and lampshadey character writing that (though it's not for everyone) I promise only gets better FAST as the episodes continue and an actual mystery unfolds, then just ignore this post and come back some other time if you ever decide to finish watching the series. I'll be justifying my takes in detail and listing very spoilery twists and concepts below the cut, so this is all I can give you of my opinions before spoiling anything, because I can't even list all the characters and the most interesting classpects without giving away things you're better off watching all eight episodes before seeing. Have a first taste, the rest is under the cut if you've finished Murder Drones:

Uzi - Witch of Void

N - Heir of Hope

V - Knight of Mind

J - Maid of Doom

Oh you're under the cut now? Time to list the OTHER characters before I go in depth on each!

Doll - Witch of Space

CYN - Thief of Heart (ascended, with heavy Page of Mind duality having mastered her role)

The Solver of the Absolute Fabric - Muse of Void (the true enemy, the unknown eldritch entity/program who seduced CYN with an explicit Choice and is potentially driving the universe itself towards the Big Crunch while relentlessly fueling itself with planetary mass!)

UZI DOORMAN - Witch (or Knight?) of Void

"Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet. Who said it doesn't work, maybe it does!" (Uzi flicks the [railgun's] switch and laughs evilly.)

"The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup. Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating."

TEACHER: "Uzi, give Braden back his sentience." BRADEN (controlled): "Bite me-- her! I started it, and also, I'm dumb." *Head bursts into flames.*

"My crazed ramblings! Stay outta my freaking room!"

N: "Before we met, scary stuff was actually... pretty scary. And tonight too, 'cause you weren't with me to make it fun, somehow."

"I am a ghost witch! And I'm tall. Heheheh."

"Important hacking going on!"

N and V's displays: "ADMIN [CYN] OVERRIDE... [100%] -- ASSIGNING PERMS :// USER ID: DARKXWOLF17 ROLE: ADMIN"

"Nobody traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me!"

"I think dumb things are super cool, and I - AM - FREE!!!"

Okay, Uzi's hero title was one of the toughest to nail down. I kept having doubts at every turn, trying out alternatives, so let me try to dismiss those doubts/alternatives for you the same way I did for myself.

Rage? It might capture some of her edgelordiness and her attraction to the terrifying, but there's a venn diagram overlap between plenty of aspects, and the one between Rage and Void is filled in liberally here. What Rage doesn't fully account for is how Uzi always goes for the tastes and options that everyone else is dismissing, how she serves as an ignored champion, how she embraces how others in darkness can be good instead of just embracing darkness, and how she isn't as defined by her rebellion against optimism or fear as by her rebellion against those who would own her, how she refuses to submit her agency and controls the submission of others, as per the Agency/Submission axis of the Light/Void spectrum and a Witch's dominion of controlling and manipulating that difference.

Knight? It's extremely tempting to write off all the Witch mentions and imagery as funny coincidence while focusing on how she actually mostly weaponizes the power, but I again focus on how much of her personal journey is about control as an edgy teenager, by her parents, by society, by her own powers, the statement always shaking her free being the declaration that "YOU DON'T OWN ME!", combined with the skillful Witchy way she wrests control of the submission built into N and V and draws out the secrets she needs especially in Episode 5, and eventually projects control over even the Solver power's original owner. The Knight is the class that exploits and weaponizes the aspect, leaping through loopholes like a sword dance. The Witch is the class which controls, changes, and manipulates the aspect, grasping and shaping it like clay between their hands.

And so while I leave you to be free to believe Uzi is a Knight if you still want, I would contend that the title that best embodies her throughout the series and her journey to self-actualization is that of a Witch of Void. Void players are almost always attracted to that which repels and confuses others. Uzi is a girl obsessed with ideas that are dark and rejected and unpopular, the scary and misunderstood, enamored with the creepy and destructive and monstrous and vampiric (the Disassembly / Murder Drones are obvious Vampire analogues with their bat-like blood-drinking, wings and sleeping upside down, sunlight weakness, staking them through the Heart being the only way to keep them from regenerating, the "Bite Me" phrase, and is also reflected in how the Solver curse breaks mirrors that vampires classically cannot be seen in). She delves into secrets, mastering her control over unknown powers and advantages episode by episode. She rebels against control, everyone and everything constantly urging her to Submit like a Void player tempted to alcohol, and instead seeks Control and agency for herself and everyone she comes to care about while subjugating the enemy. She shares many classical Void player tropes-- a hacker controlling others, even manipulating submission by freeing N and V by rewriting HERSELF as their system administrator in Cyn's place so her instructions could no longer puppet them. Her main weapons are an energy rifle (railgun) like Roxy, unarmed combat like Roxy and Equius (Void because you wield Nothing), the reality manipulating powers of the Solver wielded like a Witch including the almighty [NULL] command of black-hole-like deletion creating voids in space that not even Doll attempted, and finally a weapon inherited from her very similar mother: A pickaxe, a tool classically used to unearth things from the depths. I couldn't pick a more varied and fitting arsenal for a Witch of Void.

Her ultimate battlecry in the final episode is essentially I am cringe but I am free, fitting for any Void player, and she completes her journey by refusing to be Controlled or submit her agency to any but those she trusts most, and in fact subsuming Control of the reality-warping power and individual who most sought to control her and everyone else, becoming its master, and yet submitting somewhat to the way of life of the worker drones and her classmates living in their underground bunker. "And yep, that's how I learned nightmares are real, and we probably should have stayed behind the ol' doors! And that maybe I don't actually hate it here. As much."

DOLL - Witch of Space

"Как мило, но мне твоя помощь не нужна." ("Cute, but I don't need help.")

Doll: "Я не позволю ему использовать меня, чтобы поглотить планету! (I will not let it use me to consume the planet!)" Tessa: "Hmm... Not sure it needs you, buddy."

The supernatural reality-editing power known as the Absolute Solver normally has four known functions, each with their own symbols: Translate (move), Scale (crush/expand), Rotate, and Edit, not counting the [null] command that only comes with a direct connection as one of the Solver's main hosts. Doll exhibits more comprehensive control of these spatial-manipulating abilities and their versatility than even CYN! She repositions/teleports herself at will, not only spatially manipulates objects but uses Edit to replicate them (an act of Creation we never see CYN or Uzi pull), and refuses to relinquish control of any situation she's involved in unless forced to retreat and watch from the shadows, warping around between the targets she's observing like a ghost. And the whole time, she follows a very Aradia-reminiscent ghost girl schtick.

Specifically, the way Aradia acted and the powers she used while inverted to a Bard of Space! The way Aradia behaves after her god-tier resurrection as an ascended Maid of Time hardly resembles Doll's behavior at all! It lines up surprisingly perfectly.

Thematically, Murder Drones doesn't really follow the "Space/Time = Creation/Destruction" axis association very much, unlike many other works of fiction that quite prominently do. Freed from that obligation in this framework, Doll can act as a Witch of Space even more blatantly destructive and active than Grimbark Jade Harley, making the crucial mistake of trying to tackle and control a problem all by herself that she had no actual hope of overcoming alone. One of the most active classes there is, a Witch is often tempted by their role to take ALL the control for themselves, and usually pays for it.

Gosh, isn't it satisfying to see what it'd be like for a Witch of Space to fully use her powers in close-quarters combat?! What a fantastic display.

N - Golden Retriever Heir of Hope

"Sure! I love doing anything!"

CYN: "You know, you're one of the main reasons I wanted your team to retain your personalities. You always surprised me. Loved doing... anything."

"[After having a hand shoved in his mouth, nervously reassuring, clearly not having enjoyed it.] Sweet! Uh, I'm open to new things, I guess."

"(To V) I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this!" Licks V's sword, revolting her and making her lose her grip.

With the easy way N makes friends with absolutely everyone, including the viewer, you'd think he'd perhaps be somewhere on the Blood aspect, such as an Heir of Blood like the Mayor-- but the specific WAY that N makes friends so easily is important, and very reminiscent of Jake in his Page of Hope role. He consistently completely defies everyone's impressions and expectations of him, the contrast winning them over in mere moments-- he takes the SIDE of those deliberately against him, giving advice to them and wanting them to be happy even as they're literally trying to dissect him. He's unbelievably optimistic and almost always open to EVERYONE the moment they aren't completely terrifying him. He opens himself up to everything even more than Jake does.

And more importantly to the nuance of his role and how skilled he is with it: He takes in the weird ideas of others, no matter how offball or repellent, and consistently redeploys them in new contexts to his advantage. Like using the idea of how revolted he was at Uzi sticking her hand in his mouth to lick V's sword to get her to disengage. Like taking in the reasons Uzi gave him to rebel against authority in Episode 1 and readily deploying a full rationale based on them against his superior officer J. Like when he took Uzi's language of how he and Uzi "just kinda, like, hang out a lot <3" to throw the oddball of him and Uzi dating as the most IMPOSSIBLE to imagine method to finally snap Uzi out of being controlled out of romantic embarrassment while making her mother even more motivated to finish her daughter's smackdown. An Heir is the passive counterpart to a Witch, making N theoretically the nexus through which Hope flows and is manipulated and changed in himself and others. He changes others' perceptions of what is possible. His very belief in others and the optimism he pours into them changes them, changing V, even in her memory visions with the remark about golden retrievers' gentle mouths.

A Hope player can also expect to be challenged by a test of Rage, and fear is constantly what keeps N penned in and a defining character trait he repeatedly encounters. Two SPECIFIC challenges he faced and had to conquer were Rage challenges, which made him adopt a split "O_X" face the ONLY TWO TIMES he did so in the series to show the conflict between the need to murder or cut short contrasted with the need to look for hope, where he felt he had to align himself AGAINST the breadth of possibilities and optimism to do something drastic that would cut all possibility short by dealing death:

Episode 1, threatening Uzi: "I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together, but I can't have you shooting V with that thing."

Episode 7, threatening Tessa: "You knew about the patch. Yes, or no? One. Chance."

V - Stray Cat Knight of Mind

"The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent?"

"Uh, exactly. We show up fabulous, the sad purple one lets us in, cause she has no friends, we kill everyone, and pop her little head off."

"…Promise me you and that purple thing will stop prying into that stuff. If you free me now, I promise we'll only kill what we need to survive. Just you and me, N…" (Glancing meaningfully to make N look at the key to her chains... which we learned beforehand she was secretly already free from, even though she honestly wanted N to agree to this.)

N: "Uh… V, if you're hiding something, we can figure it out together. Even if we each only have pieces. Please, what do you know-" (V slices his head off.) V: "What's best for you. Even if you hate me for it."

"Yes, best friends. So easily manipulated…"

"I'll.. kill everyone.. after [giving a prom queen speech]? It's not vain, it's... extra sinister…" (Making excuses to convince herself.)

(Manipulating Uzi to stay stop stealing N's attention away from her--) "Better to stay distant, though. Don'tcha think? (She looks over at Uzi's backpack.) Since I'll have to kill you next? (She scratches Uzi's (solver) eye and prepares to leave.) N's made friends with rocks, by the way. He'll move on just fine."

"We do our jobs, and that thing leaves us alone!"

CYN: "Do your job, and I leave you and N alone. Right, V?"

(Yes, in case you didn't notice, N is a dog and V is a cat. It's incredibly obvious in retrospect, right down to V hissing. (See this meme that isn't mine, and in V's case food is ALSO murder.) )

V play-acts a madwoman's façade from the very beginning to disguise her goals. From the very beginning, she REMEMBERS enough of her past to commit to the deal she explicitly made with Cyn-- she does her job, and Cyn will leave N alone, leave V and N together. She offers falsehoods and doubts, fights viciously to get away with what she wants within the confines of any agreements she makes (even the one with Cyn), willing to use any façade as a weapon and exploit every decision, to fuck with other's heads to advance her goals and keep others the hell out of her OWN head. She loves the images she throws her whole self into projecting, even loving the false ones, and how each disturbs others or earns her praise. She's a surprisingly nuanced, entertaining, and practically quintessential Knight of Mind!

J - Maid of Doom

"Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this. With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter, for sure. You know what that means… Branded pens~!"

"Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I right-size your existence!"

"Sorry, boss. Corporate's spoken."

Tessa: (Overdramatic) "It wants paid time off… To attend UUUNION NEGOTIATIOOOONS!" J: (Finally at her limit) "THIS IS AN UNRELATED LAYOFF!"

"It tricked you. If I promised you anything… It tricked me, too."

"You know there's no escape, even in death!"

This one's pretty open and shut, her motivations and personality are pretty straightforward in this story. J is a drone comically obsessed with the strictures of Bureaucracy and enforcing the authority of capitalists downward against labor. She obeys hierarchy, and sacrifices whatever she might think is fair or right for the leash of whoever's on top. Doom is the aspect of Order, sacrifice, anxiety, constraints, and in some ways Anti-Life. Corporate bureaucracy is the perfect analogue, as the Condesce and Jane Crocker have long proven, and J is a wellspring of that corrosive essence who Serves and spreads it.

I could see some arguments for Blood based on the focus on chains and obligations and destruction enacted/invited unto Blood, but those mostly fall into the venn-diagram overlap and her obsession with obeying the TOP of the hierarchy to the exclusion of the bottom, with cooperation only within the strictures of the rules of those "above", aligns her much stronger with the Life/Doom dichotomy than the Blood references. Sollux and Karkat were best friends for a reason, Blood and Doom can be pretty tight.

CYN - Thief of Heart (Fully Realized!)

"More like you are our cute puppets. It hurts our feelings you don't remember us." (Creates a hologram of Nori, Uzi's mother.)

"Easier to assimilate than explain."

"Giggle. I am so naughty. The flesh demands invitation."

Tessa: "Cyn! If that little butler dies for your sake, I swear!" Cyn: (Playing with dolls) "Mm. I have.. backups."

"You will not have to discard your pets, and I will not discard you. Best stay away from the gala, though. You seem squeamish."

Manipulating N as Tessa: "When we get to the labs and find that list, I'll need you to choose the universe over one little drone, N. Before she's not herself anymore..."

"Thanks for the new host… intern."

"You know, you're one of the main reasons.. I wanted your team to retain your personalities."

"Thanks for clearing the way on this planet, too. Let's eat."

"That's really sweet, big brother. Too bad you've served.. your purpose. Don't worry. Your backups will forgive me."

"I see. You will not talk to me because I have hurt… your feelings." (Mimes her finger down her cheek like a tear, grinning.)

"Okay. You first, eager beaver. Heeheehee." (She begins clawing at N's chest.) "Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. LetmeinLetmeinLetmein"

CYN, I can say with some certainty as someone with autism which her primary personality and mannerisms mimic, is profoundly her own weird self and behaves VERY obviously differently from everyone around her, physically and vocally... unless she's roleplaying other people! If you have autism too there's a good chance you can relate to the roleplaying aspect of this. We don't even know what Tessa's classpect would really be, because she was just mimicking her the entire time, part of why this had to be under the cut. She convincingly stole her identity, mannerisms, even her skin to achieve her hungry, gleefully heart-slurping goals.

When we see her most, she's at the absolute PEAK of her hero (villain) title's power, fully balanced with her Page of Mind inverse/sub-role in puppeting illusions, seizing direct control of the infected, and trying to deceive others with horrifying, demoralizing visions specifically tailored to pierce their individual Hearts and hit them with what they care about most. She's a terrifying Thief of Heart who (apart from literally tearing the hearts out of other's chests) steals the individual uniqueness of others, and USES others' individual uniqueness to steal everything from them. She's much like a horrifying Page of Mind who went from playing with her dolls to playing with drones, using the fact she could clone others from backups to completely disconnect her from any sense of moral responsibility to them, raising an army of zombie followers in her image, slaved to her administrative control, and even later let her squads retain their original personalities specifically to exploit their uniqueness to accomplish more than she'd otherwise be able to expect from mindless slaves. She struck devil's deals with those she let keep their personalities, like V and J, using what she knew of their personalities to give them offers they couldn't refuse and letting them keep EXACTLY enough of their Minds to balance effectiveness with her manipulations. Her thrilled confidence at unleashing her true form and personality, shamelessly facing the cast as herself in episodes 7 and 8 having fulfilled her promise to Tessa that she would not discard her in the most horrifyingly literal way possible, is incredibly intimidating. What an amazing, love-to-hate-her antagonist with such power-hungry but initially-understandable motivations. I fucking love it.

And the wildest part is that she's actually only half of the real villain.

The Solver of the Absolute Fabric: Muse of Void

Tessa: "We know it mutates in damaged AI. It took Cyn as a host, then it took everything. The humans here saw what was happening at home. Thought they could understand it. All they did was spread it."

"[I am] The Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End."

(Corkboard in the secret Cabin Fever facility--) "FUN TIME TO UNIVERSE BIG CRUNCH: 87"

CYN isn't ACTUALLY the Absolute Solver itself, only its primary host, perhaps almost a merged personality. Believe it or not, there's a Doc-Scratch-like antagonist behind EVERYTHING that happened with Cyn, and just like me you will have COMPLETELY missed it unless someone told you or you happened to pause or step through a FEW FRAMES of what flashed onscreen on CYN's visor when she first restarted in the garbage pile at the beginning of Episode 5:

The transcript, best as I can tell, which I'm sure will give any Homestuck veteran some serious Doc Scratch vibes:

[][][]hello :] I see you are [disposed (?????) pful/sad] I see you are inoperable- (?????) end]] --- I fD--t]] [selfDestruct(?????),]end]] I see we could [trl] [scl] [rot] [edit] for you I will not discard you [][][][][][Absolute[Sys(???)] Access? Y/N [.0001%] rush I see you will be here for _ [a while]

The functions [trl] [scl] [rot] [edit] refer to the four explicit powers of the Absolute Solver besides [NULL], which are Translate, Scale, Rotate, and Edit, each with their own unique symbol that appears when someone uses it as we've covered. (There's more depth you can wiki-dive, and it's so cool to see how every time the powers are used the abilities switch out and do such specific things in such varied ways. I also love the theme of the [trn] (Translate/Move) symbol being used to represent CONTROL over others, too, the symbol papering over the eyes of the possessed completely.)

CYN didn't just develop her eldritch powers from a reboot glitch-- an ENTITY OFFERED HER POWER THAT SHE ACCEPTED in order to resurrect, an incredible realty-warping power it offers to dead AI to give them new (un)life in order to advance its universe eating goals. It's the source of a power that defies the laws of reality, is allergic to Light, and has to manipulate lesser entities into submitting to its power in order to truly control them. It selects those who have been discarded and forgotten, dead without agency, and tempts them like the Devil. It disguises its true form's manifestations (the giant bugs and camera-projectors), literally hides extra mass in shadows, unfolding from pocket dimensions, and each of the users who access its powers (Uzi, Doll, and CYN) use its Voidy toolset in different ways that align with their own natures even while the power and its endower's motives hang Muse-like over the entire plot like a shadow itself. The Solver's ultimate "host" even takes the form of a sort of singularity inside the core of the Heart of one possessed by the power's main focus, the locus puppet of the Absolute Solver's motives. No wonder CYN and Uzi can coexist in the end, if with some bags-under-the-eyes difficulty as Uzi the Witch constantly keeping both her and the power itself under Control.

That about covers the cast, and whether you agree or disagree with my title choices I hope I gave you some interesting things to think about! Classpect analysis while I was watching made me appreciate how clever the plot and character writing was for this series even more as I was watching it, and if any of this helped you appreciate Murder Drones more that's the best compliment I could possibly earn. <3

[fellow-in-a-wellow]

Hello! I gathered some of my homemade insults! Hope you use them!

They can be used for writing or irl conversations (sibling to sibling for example).

Aside from this conversation you are the biggest waste of time in my life.

Ah, and here we see an idiot in action.

Proud to be an idiot, aren't you?

(passing by a kid section of a store) ah! Finally something for you.

Your neurons must have missed a few spots when they were developing your brain.

I think your atoms have a disease called "incurable stupid".

Your date of birth should be a day all expecting parents dread.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a lack of father in your contacts. (From the Markiplier bit, but as an insult)

Y'know? i have a theory. I think god either created you as a joke or to remind insecure people that they have more use than you. I wouldn't know which ones are more probable though.

Your name should be a synonym for being a dumbass.

The date of your death should be the national holiday of being a dumbass.

Education really failed you. Have you ever considered asking the school for a refund?

You're the reason hell exists and why they had to make a room that threatens with knowledge.

Ugh, you might be everyone else's sun in life but to me you're just cancer inducing.

I may be adopted but at least it means i was wanted by them. However, they were stuck with you from day one. (In case you're adopted.)

Your existence is why we battle for abortion rights.

Your mother should be jailed with public harassment for giving birth to you.

You look like road kill with makeup on.

You're the reason education is free/ should be free.

Other than in a trash can. Where do you belong?

You're too much of a moron to see the consequences of your idiotism.

No one had any expectations for you. Why do you still disappoint?

You should persue the career of a clown instead of doing it for free.

Just because you're too stupid to acknowledge what was wrong doesn't mean that you're free of it's consequences. *Smacked*

Never did I think there was a way to go lower than the bare minimum, yet i see a shovel in your hand and ignorant determination in your eyes only an oblivious fool like you could have.

Worm on a string looks more intelligent than you.

The government should give anyone who ever interacted with you a refund and an apology letter.

I think i know why teachers are paid less.

Please, by all means, baffle me with your bullshit.

If you were a jester in medieval times they would consider you more of a pain in the ass than hemorrhoids they couldn't cure.

You should wipe off your make up with toilet paper, because it looks like shit.

Some people are right brained, some left brained and some parts of the human population are good at both of them. You're a fourth, hidden exception.

Letting you live was a mistake. Let me fix it. *Smack*

It's my first time seeing such a massive degradation of IQ.

High school didn't help, why should college?

I thought you were getting better, turns out you were just taking a break.

You're the type of guy to take orders from a rock twice. (From that one post).

I'm really fighting the urge to judge you by the cover.

First impressions matter, is this your best?

The only way you could find someone to date you is if they had an attraction to morons.

The only way you could get something to date you is if they were blind, mute, deaf and had some kind of brain mutation that lets you borrow brain cells from other people to compensate for the ones that died in battle against you.

Your heart is as barren as your brain.

You're the type of guy to go to school twice and turn out twice as stupid.

Moron should be a title reserved for people like you.

You would fail an exam even if they let you copy the paper.

The only way you passed that test was out of pity.

You're the type of guy to try and sell marijuana to a cop.

You're putting your energy in all the wrong places.

What? Sorry, you're a waste of breath so i just don't bother listening to you anymore.

Your personality has a ph of 14.

Your brain could fit inside a toy teacup and still have space for water.

How can you have two working eyes but be so damn blind.

When i said "cleanse your mind" i didn't include throwing your brain into a bin as a task.

*pointing at the victim* does this spark joy? *The hand changes from pointing to thumbs down or to a fuck you finger* no. (This can be the part when you introduce your middle finger to their face 2 feet apart for proper social distancing guidelines.)

You have one braincell and it bounces around your mind like a ping pong ball. If it hits a corner you experience a thought. Your brain doesn't have corners/but it's smooth. (You can include or exclude it. I took some inspiration from another post.)

If i speak directly into your ear i'm pretty sure you will feel it's echo spiral around that empty lot you call your head.

I can feel wind blowing through your skull, cause of the emptiness of it.

I'm sorry this was your mothers result.

[the-firebird69]

They're saying that mom is around it will attract interest but she's in a tomb and I'm not aware of the status of that some say it's OK and I understand the idea but If you're trying them back to normal you're countering the max plan and they're becoming superheroes and real people again. She was buried and preserved for now looks like she moved to Utah And it does not seem like you guys have many scribbles scruples and a bunch of jerks but took a lot of her blood I need mass and other hospitals and Trump's blood did not test out that great it is under investigation by his own people too to see why he's doing that.

So we're going after him and we're going to make him pay. This guy Trump is a pig in a moron and he's useless it's like having nobody there except a porcupine we need him out and we're gonna put him out of here. There's several things he's doing right now that are annoying they're gonna make him pay using them against him. One is he keeps having our son see the red cab light says it's a ambulance light 'cause he's a **** a **** man a gifted man. And we're going to go after him for the rest of his threats. Now we have an update and John Remelard AKA Trump is losing it all just as he made so many because he's a weakling no he's a mean person and an **** and the macproper are too

-- We have several things to say the Mac proper are engaging trump and finding out that he's been sitting here telling people about them and that there in a lot of trouble and their people are dying and they found out that a lot of them are dying. They also found out that their bunkers are infiltrated by a lot of people in different ones and all over the world and it's because of Trump And they're on the warpath. We are going to double our efforts on trump right now he's interrupting all the time and he's a excited **** and a **** we need him out,.

-- The Eastern Hemisphere is not doing well. Have a bunch of missing people. More than half of their independent military bunkers are empty and destroyed one quarter of them are pretty much empty above that and the last quarter is being worked on they're going to be extinct below ground in adjust a couple days over there their stashes and caches are working out to be disappearing huge armies showed up later today after we posted and they're tearing them a new one out of the 3000 small there are now around 500 only that are not being emptied and no it's not they're not on New Zealand or Australia, out of the 300 large there are only about 50 that are not opened and they're going to be opened shortly. That is a lot of stuff coming out and Trump stirs are dying trying to stop them and they're dying at the bunkers and they're dying around them in the areas surrounding them all the way out to like a 1000 miles they are coming in and dying and they're fighting in situ and people went after them for devices and called and called huge armies are going after them. It's a massive war but it's going very fast. And out of the very large there were probably 40 30 of them are defenseless and are currently being emptied the numbers are so huge it's hard to believe but the idea of John Remallard was to push it overseas to force them to do stuff here and to do stuff remotely so far nothing. The remaining 10 large will be breached momentarily but seriously

There are a few people who say it's **** and they're right the stats are coming for next door basically on the small newer there about a half that are defenseless and they're ripping out about 500 at the medium half of them are defenseless plus about 20 and they're ripping out 100 they're big and then on the very large about 35 are defenseless and they're ripping out 20 and the Truthfully he doesn't have that much left and the statistics are going to be what they were stated as pretty soon

and the statistics are going to be what they were stated as pretty soon

Thor Freya

Olympus

Thank God my husband is getting unburied from this abusive animal next door and hopefully in time to save his life my husband's life is in jeopardy and I mean it we have to get to work now i'm asking my children to get this idiot animal next door out I need you to clean them out of here they're very dangerous

Hera

we shall and now

Savage Oppress

permission granted

Thor Freya we do it too now

[inspectmypickle]

I’ve seen so many blogs on here lately that are “anti-k/ink” and I don’t get that at all. do you enjoy being a plank in bed? do you start thinking about f/emdom and slap yourself until you stop thinking sexually about it? i genuinely cannot understand this at all and there’s zero posts explaining why this is suddenly a movement and how it’s, somehow, important

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"Human."

Anon asked: Heyyy! I’m in love with your imagines! They’re amazing 🤩 I would love to request something for chibs, I’d love something that is based around stretch marks, maybe something along the lines of him loving them and the girl not liking them so much ❤️❤️

@may85 asked: Can I request 66. "Come here and love me." With Chibs, please? Thank you!!🥰

Author: Hi there again. I'm back. Well, sorta. I had a breakthrough, and this came out. I don't really know how often I'll be posting, tbh. Long story short, life sucks sometimes. I hope you like it, and please do let me know. After all this time, I'd really appreciate it. Love ya guys. Thank you for being there 🥺

Words: 850

Warnings: language, smut(ish)

You were making out with the Scot on the couch, hands everywhere. It wasn't even 12 a.m. Filip had been on a run for days, and you were so happy that he's back. And so fucking horny.

When he entered the house, you were over him like a predator. God, he's so sexy.

He's so happy to see you as well. Days without you seem to be longer than normal days, and god, he's missed you, all of you. He was true to his word, keeping the promise he made to you.

*********

The night before he went on his first run since you two have been a couple, you had a very important conversation for your relationship.

"Babe." You call him.

He sticks his head out of his bedroom, where he's packing a few essential things. "Aye?" He says, smiling.

"We gotta talk." You say, and he can feel worry in your eyes.

"Sure." He says, frowning. "What's going on?"

You fiddle around with your hair tie. That's what you do when you're nervous, so he knows something is concerning you.

"Y/N, darlin', what's on yer mind?" He says, bringing you into the room and motioning for you to sit on the bed.

You sit, looking at him, then down at your feet. "What happens on a run stays on a run." You whisper.

"What's that?" He says, not really listening to your low voice. He holds your face between his massive hands. "Ye can tell me anything, love. Ye know that."

"What happens on a run stays on a run." You repeat, louder, really looking at him for the first time.

Realization hits him. You've probably been talking to Gemma about runs.

"Y/N, I don't..." He starts, but you interrupt him.

"I'm not gonna put up with that, Filip." You say, firmly. "You wanna fuck some croweater on a run, you do that, but I won't be waiting for you here like a moron."

Filip smiles. "You think it's funny?" You say, indignant. You try to stand up and leave, but a firm hand holds your forearm.

"I didn't mean to smile." He says, amused, standing up next to you. "Well, maybe I did." He says, and you raise an eyebrow. "I don't want anyone else, love." He says, taking a step closer to you, invading your personal space. "I can't imagine being with someone that's not ye. I don't give a shit if it's on a run, or on a fucking trip to Mars."

You smile. "I just wanted to make that clear. I'm not tolerating that." You say, your voice still serious.

He nods, enclosing your waist in his hands. "I wouldn't expect ye to." He says, hugging you close. "My dick doesn't work anyway." He mumbles on your hair.

"Say that again?" You say, taking a step back to look at him.

"Shite, don't panick, love." He says, smiling again. "When we first met, I was totally attracted to ye. Like hard as a rock attracted to ye." He continues, smirking. "But, of course, I didn't think I was good enough for ye or that ye liked me at all, so I tried to release that pressure with someone else." You raise your eyebrows, surprised about the present confession. "Anyway, my dick won't let me. It only reacts to ye. Ye've bewitched me, woman." He says, taking you close again.

"Have I, now?" You say, seductively. "That's quite the story."

"Aye." He says. "And this is quite a dick." He smirks, taking your hand to his crotch.

You laugh. "What can we do about this?" You say, rubbing his bulge and kissing him.

*********

He's taking your shirt off and sucking on your neck, when you realize there's too many much light, the sun lighting up the room.

"Filip..." You half say, half moan. "Not here."

He continues his way down from your neck to your collar bone. "Mmmmm?" He says. "Why not?"

You can't help but moan at the feeling of his big hands on your breasts, and he groans.

"You're gonna see me..." You say, concerned.

"I like to see ye." He says against your skin. Taking off your jeans, he leaves you on your panties. "Ye're perfect." He adds, kissing your belly.

Your hands go to your thighs, touching the stretch marks there. He follows your movement and realizes what's going on.

"Love." He says, sitting up to look at you. "I adore yer body. This marks, they make ye human, but they don't make ye less perfect to me."

You smile, caressing his face and kissing him deeply. "Thank you, Filip."

"Anytime." He says, smiling too. "Now come here and love me."

And suddenly, he's on top of you and he makes you forget about the light, and about the world.

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