#god damnit lemurs

[shelli-gator]

So I read chapter 3 and oh my god I love it!! I love how Juliens like "If you're gonna go through with this terrible idea than damnit Imma go through it too!!" Also him comforting Pancho was just 😘👌 Perfection. (Also, I had no idea lemurs could purr that's the cutest thing ever!!) Cant wait for the next chapter!!

AAAAAH THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY THANK YOOOOOOU

I'm so glad you liked it! 💖 I THRIVE off panchulien comfort and all that found family goodness! And their dynamic is just so fun and chaotic, it's a lot of fun to write :).

And right?! Julien purring is just *chefs kiss*, I wanna throw it in everywhere.

I'll post the link here too when I post chapter 4, I go on holiday soon so I'll have a lot more time to write. And I have some other Panchulien one shots and fics in the works as well that I've been dabbling in.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

-the next time Pharma goes back to his hab he would find it completely stuffed full of all kinds of cute plushies. There were any kind you could think of including the microbe ones from earth.- (there were also a bunch of lemur ones for mun to steal 💖 )

.......... God damnit. Megatron whyyyy

[trisscar368]

I thought we were done with this, ghost.

Done with the back and forth, with the late night haunting.

Ohh I can’t feel you a step behind me, not like I used to, not calling my name and screaming at me to remember.  But I didn’t want to remember this tonight.

I didn’t want to be sitting here feeling the ocean reach out and pull me under again.

I didn’t want to be running over that day, not remembering how bright the sunlight was when I drove to your parents, not your voicemail when you didn’t pick up, not hearing the shattering glass that woke me up that day.  Not hearing your mom’s voice asking “why” a dozen times.

I never wanted this.  And no, damnit, I don’t understand.

How...

Why would you even ask that.  Why would you expect me to understand.

There’s still paint on the porch.  That stupid pink paint, in watered down drips by the door.  Like any second I’m going to hear your car pull up and you slip in and head for my room, trying not to wake me up on the couch.

Do you have any idea how many things I’ve wanted to tell you?

Of all the fucking things, I can’t handle the fucking flying lemur.  I get to go back through everything because I can’t handle the flying lemur because you used to do impressions.  On the list of things that make sense and are even halfway fair, THAT isn’t an item.

I don’t want this, ghost.  God I don’t want this.  

[terioncalling]

More Clone Wars Commentary Time

Here we go again.

Oh no oh gods there's the Admiral that has the same voice as 40s announcer guy for five seconds. I tagged him instantly.

"Republic forces in retreat! While rescuing General Aayla Secura from certain defeat!" WHO...WHO MADE THAT RHYME.

THE LEMUR ALIENS ARE SCOTTISH???

"I must see what our new visitors want." It's the Separatists, so they're essentially criminals going 'this is mine now'.

"I can't figure those villagers not wanting to fight." Rex, honey, that's because you're the clone of a Mandalorian and literally pretty much programmed to fight.

ANAKIN. ANAKIN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THAT TREE. YOU ARE INJURED. GO LAY YOUR RECKLESS ASS DOWN.

Is this bitch about to destroy the village? IS THIS BITCH ABOUT TO???

Okay, crisis currently averted. BUT THE BOYS ARE THERE, FUCK.

GOD DAMNIT DOOKU. FUCK.

AHH MESSENGER BUTTERFLY CREATURES????

*slaps face* The generic droids in the droid army are so fucking stupid. This is like past slapstick level of dumb.

"This is war!" "But not our war!" Well it's about to be your war 'cause they're fully intending to commit some genocide over here.

Oh, the rope trick is a good trick.

Why the fuck are these motherfuckers wanting to protect an empty ice moon?

OH JEEZE OH NO THE HELMETS.

C-3PO: "R2 would like to get out of the cold." R2: "Bitch what?"

Wow. This chairman fellow is a dick.

Of course, 3PO knows the language.

PLEASE LET THE CHAIRMAN GET STABBED. DON'T LOOK SHOCKED BY DEATH, YOU BITCH, YOU STARTED THIS.

HAHA YES HE GOT STABBED. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Wait...wasn't this alien species in one of the various movie cantinas? Like just lurking in the background?

WHAT TYPE OF DROID IS THAT IN THE TANK

"How did you get over here?" Obi-Wan, do you really need to ask? Anakin did something Ridiculously Reckless.

Oh good, they stole the head of the droid I was asking about. A tactical droid!

A TRAITOR TROOPER??

"Which means, this is a trap." "I imagine it is." Your honor, I love these two space idiots.

OH HI VENTRESS

Are...are Ventress and Obi-Wan doing aggressive pseudo flirting?

Slick, you fool, they're on to you.

DON'T REX AND CODY HAVE WHIPCORDS? TRIP A BITCH.

...didn't he BREAK Rex's leg?

I mean, Slick has a point ('cause, yeah, the clones do get used) but, man oh man, my dude, that's not the way to go about it!

Man...it's been a few episodes since Grievous fucked off and abandoned a ship. It was getting to be a theme.

That's it for now. Just six episodes left until the end of season one.