#given that the topic is '101 ways to murder a man with a paper clip'

[covertblizzard]

#i firmly believe bruce should be an embarrassing parent#who shows off his kids#and tries to get them dates#dc comics#green lantern#batman#red hood#i love that batman canonically likes kyle rayner#and the idea that he'd ship jason with kyle is just so chaotically funny to me#can you see that after meetings batman would corner kyle#and then proceed to info dump about jason for the next ten minutes#and kyle just stands there awkwardly nodding and smiling#yes that is very impressive jason knows 101 ways to murder a man with a paper clip hahahahah hal he l p m e#and it gets worse once the rest of the family gets involved (OP’s tags)

after a team-up that ended with a bad guy finding a new career in community services and parts of crime alley being covered in green

jason: you're just as much as a poser as i thought you'd be. but maybe you have a modicum of style.

kyle: you're not so bad yourself, poozer

jason: (raises an eyebrow) would you like to stay for dinner?

bruce, lurking in the back, in full batman garb and eyes shining with ungodly light: would you like to stay forever?

--

kyle, on a panicked ring vc with hal: and then he asked me to stay forever and i thought i was going to live the rest of my life in a cell in arkham--

hal: WHAT DID YOU DO????????

kyle: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!

--

bruce: i like him. marry him. damian needs an art buddy.

jason: you are so EMBARRASSING!!!