#give me ur rooks cooking

[emmg]

You’re god’s gift to the da fandom, but specifically for those of us thirsting after Emmrich. I’ve re-read ur ao3 like 7 times because i love how you write our collective peepaw husband. Make them fuck in a closet. Also what is your Rook’s name?

LOL THANKS

Ehhhhhh all my characters are always Default Name (Mahariel is just Mahariel, Marian Hawke, Ellana Lavellan, Tav is just freaking Tav in bg3). It breaks immersion for me to give them another first name tho I don’t care about it one bit when reading fanfic. Idk, i just don’t know. Make it make sense. In this case Rook is just Rook, even if it’s not her actual name.

I like how you think 💦 I absolutely will make them do the nasty in a closet looool

But first I’m gonna get through the first part of this multi-chapter disaster I have cooking and make them fuck on the couch in the common room and then go on a dumb coffee date with Lucanis as a third wheel no one invited (but he’s there anyway lol) and have them be inappropriate there while Emmrich drinks an espresso

Also a lot of bad necromancy puns mid bj because, well, yes

Always happy to be of service as the resident smut peddler lmfaooo

[britishassistant]

Saw ur tags abt bg3 paranoid villian yuu being judges for their taste in men and just.. hmm. I wonder who the companions would approve of, if anyone?

I can see Astarion lording his power as yuu's "sibling" (if that bit is canon) over the others like "I'm their sibling, I get a say on who they're dating." Only for the other tadpoles to be like "dude we know by now that was a lie lmao ur not actually their 'big brother'" and then he goes off to sulk in a corner.

On Astarion, I could see him approving of Vil, Azul and the Tweels? Based on his reaction to Ethel/general goofy blood-lust (lol literally) maybe the tweels would be his favourites as teens he can tolerate, whether or not yuu should be dating them though... I can also see him, on one hand relating to jamil's struggles as a servant, and on another hand being pissy, because what's he got to complain about Kalim is annoying but seems to treat him well/put too much faith in him, back in His day the masters you rebelled against were horrible people (we get it astarion you have trauma). I can see him being slightly wary of Malleus, and simultaneously going "holy shit yuu get that bag!!! He's rich as fuck it doesn't matter if you actually like him, marry him for the money! (And then kill him)" Riddle would definitely annoy him, quite frankly I think a lot of the nrc boys would, though I think Rook would be highest on his list of "get the absolute fuck away from me and that tiefling kid I totally dont care about rn".

I can see Gale quite approving of Trey, bc cooking/baking skills, plus he just seems like such a nice young chap! The teeth thing is a little odd but hey we all have strange interests! I think Deuce's heartfelt will to be a better person for his mother would probably strike a chord in him too, he might try and take the poor boy under his wing lol.

Shadowheart is tricky to me, but maybe Jamil? Or Vil? Both are sort of trying to get away from their past and become greater, maybe that would resonate with her. Plus theyre both kinda catty as well. Tbh I just feel like she'd sit in the background sipping wine and making pointed remarks at almost all of them lol. Pretwnds shes above getting invested in teen drama but is always conveniently nearby whenever vil and leona are arguing. (So is Astarion.) Ace might be good actually, as a trickster who is rather mean to everyone, including yuu, but is also impressively ride ir die/protective of them (remember when he punched riddle for being mean to yuu in twst canon? He's a softies for his friends I just know it) Tbh I think either someone she can tease, or someone she can get into a playful bitch-fit with would be good in her book as long as they're treating yuu right.

Lae'zel approves of none of them. They are all distractions from her Gi's training and all are unworthy. They cannot even best the owlbear in single combat. (Imagine her making an offhand comment and some of the more foolhardy boys take this as a challenge lol) Floyd makes a comment about "squeezing his shrimpy" and Lae'zel immidiently instructs yuu on how to crush his ass flat. On one hand, I don't think she'd react well to him calling them food. (From her perspective lol) On the other hand, since physically fighting your lover seems to be a thing for gith, maybe she'd approve of the "courting method" (even if he meant it fully platonically lmao). I think if anyone, Jack's seriousness and drive to improve himself through training might fufill the "bare minimum" for her. Sebeck's loud devotion to Malleus might remind herself of what she was like with Vlakeeth, I wonder how that dynamic would go. Actually she might rather like him, he's trained in combat (silver would be a contender, but his sleeping problem would probably make him unreliable in her eyes), and her and Sebeck sort of speak the same language in a sense, with the whole "I am superior to you and will give you backhanded compliments whenever I try to say smth nice". The fact that he's a dragonborn might help too, from what I remember of Lae's dialouge when I played as one she warmed up to me quicker I think lol. Actually, I wonder if Lae'zel would outright remind Yuu of Sebeck, since the more I think about it the more they seem kinda similar.

I think Wyll would probably like Jack too, along with Deuce, the pair of good boys. He would be able to bond a bit with Deuce over knowing what its like to dissapoint a parent, though his case was much more severe. I think he would absolutely be wary of Azul, considering the whole deal maker thing (especially if magical contracts were brought into play), though honestly I think any boy could win him over of they prove to be genuinely interested in yuu and treating them well lol. Actually, maybe he could resonate with Leona a bit on struggling to live up to parental expectations? Though he'd probably try to gently encourage him to like take up a non-destructive hobby or something.

Oh my god I can't believe I forgot Ruggie when talking abt Astarion. Astarion Absolutely approves of/likes Ruggie. Scratch the tweels, that's his new favourite lol.

I can see Karlach as being similar to Wyll, where she ultimately doesn't rly care abt how yuu is dating as long as the person in question treats them right. Though I can see her really getting along with Kalim, as fellow upbeat party people (aside from the culture shock between rich and poor lol), though I can also see her gently trying to nudge him to become more independent for his own sake lol. (If they're somehow meeting the twst boys pre end of journey, you cannot tell me they don't both think it's a good idea for kalim to use his um on her to try and cool her down, if ums r a thing here lol). I can see her finding Riddle stressful to be honest, why is this small red child giving her homework? She's an adult, and she'd rather not have to read a book of 810 rules today, thank you. She might not say that directly to his face though. I can see her being... wary? A little concerned of boys who appear friendly but you just know are hiding smth, especially if they're rich/business folk cough cough gortash cough cough. (Can't wait to see how yuu reacts to him lmao). I imagine her finding the first year's sweet, since they seem to be such a bonded group lol.

Halsin is another one where I feel like it doesn't rly matter much to him as long as yuu is happy :). Though maybe any boys who are druids may have an edge?

Minthara (if here) approves of absolutely none of them. They are all men, absolutely not. If you really must have a date, yuu, come with her and you two can scope out some more worthy options.

Overall I would like to speculate that, from most to least picky/judgemental abt yuu's dating life, would be: Minthara (If present), Lae'zel, Astarion, Shadowheart, Wyll, Gale, Karlach, Halsin.

Though imagining the eventual reaction of the twst boys to yuu coming home from a horrifying adventure with 6-8 new familial figures is funny.

"Yuu is that- oh gods that's clearly a vampire right next to you ok don't panic ill save you- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU ADOPTED HIM"?" (Astarion jumps in to loudly protest that he the one who did the adopting. Everyone ignores him)

"Yuu is that an owlbear. Yuu where the fuck did you get an owlbear- oH SEVEN ITS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR ME!"

Not to mention the bg3 crew coming together to collectively beat Crowley's ass. They're literally saviours of the world at this point with the skills/power to back it up, what can he really do against them? Crewel just stands back and watches, sipping his coffee and covertly giving them a thumbs up.

Do you have any thoughts on what grim is in this au? Would be funny if he was like, a baby tressym for Tara to fuss over. Or maybe an actual powerful wizard cursed to live in the body of a cat? Who knows.

Yuu comes back from their lifechanging quest to save the world like: "hey guys!! I'm a proper bard now :))" and all their nrc friends are like. "That's cool yuu. Who are all those wierd looking adults behind you that are staring into our souls and where did you get those animals from."

Actually it might be funny if each bg3 companion resonated with one dorm, though I would say it's kinda unrealistic lol. But my organisation brain loves it. Astarion obvi has to be Octoville, Lae'zel I think would work for either Diasomnia or Savanaclaw (both have aspects I think she would like but I also think she'd have issues with certain people), Karlach is Scarabia and not just bc fire=hot, but bc I just think she would vibe so hard with Kalim. She might have a little brother now who's to say. I think Gale could work well with Indihyde (how did I not mention idia in his section. The isolation from ppl/general wasting away alone, I think gale would probably actually take this one under his metaphorical wing and try to gently push idia out of his comfort zone, to the poor boy's discomfort) Wyll is tricky, maybe Diasomnia? Or heartsaybul?? Honestly I have no idea. Shadowheart also stumps me a bit, bit probably Pomifore. Halsin is probably Savanaclaw tbh, and Minthara (again if here), really only would work with Pomifore. That's based more off the vibes of the dorm than the actual characters in them though. Actually, maybe Gale would see the Queen of Hearts rules as a fun little challenge/cultural exchange sort of thing, maybe one of the only ones in the bg3 group who would be excited about and genuinely try to memorise them all. He'd also call out when the others slip up, much to everyone (specifically Astarion)'s annoyance.

Gale: "Ah! You see, Astarion, according to rule #435, one must always tie their shoelaces clockwise on a Saturday! 😏 How silly of you to forget it."

Astarion is fuming. Riddle is wondering if this is what having a father is like (no, riddle, this isn't parental affection, you need serious help).

Sorry this was just a bunch of disorganised thoughts, these two hyperfixations are also hitting me like a frieght train. Hope at least some of it was interesting!

aaaaAAAAH THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW EXCITED I WAS TO RECEIVE THIS ASK!!!

(Which is partially why I took so long in answering it, as I enjoyed rereading it so much)

While Astarion getting to pretend to be the insufferable elder brother he was destined to be is part of an AU focusing on him as the “player” character, I will tell you for free that he and Yuu manage to keep up the sibling act at least until Act 2, when the Shadow-Cursed lands’ lack of nutrition forces them to come clean about the whole “vampire” thing.

Gale, Shadowheart, and Wyll are scandalized. Karlach’s half convinced they’re still related somehow. Lae’zel doesn’t understand what sib-lings are and doesn’t want to.

But no, yeah, I personally headcanon that Astarion is the one who overhears Yuu defending themself from Withers’ questioning of their single status by claiming they’re interested in someone from their old mercenary group rather than any of their current companions…

And once that little tidbit gets shared around the tadpole, and sundry members of that mercenary group start popping up in the Shadow-Cursed lands and in Baldur’s Gate?

Let’s just say Yuu is receiving a lot of unsolicited advice on their taste in men and who is suitable enough to date them.

(Yes, Minthara is there. I accidentally knocked her out because I forgot to turn off the setting after Ethel’s lair, saved her to help bust the prisoners out of Moonrise, and then was weak to puppy-dog eyes when Yuu tried to tell her “I’m still mad about the attempted murder over the grove, go away”. Halsin took being kicked out of his tent with exceptional grace.)

Also Malleus is a black dragon who’s just reached the age where he can take on a human form, though he’s not quite mastered hiding his horns, tail, or various scales depending on his emotions. Astarion and Karlach both get deja vu when they meet him…

The Night Raven mercenaries, for their part, also have opinions about Yuu’s new travelling companions.

These tend to range from excited (“Ah, Yuu, these are the guys you’re travelling with now?! It’s great to meet you!! Hey, hey, Jamil, we should throw a party to celebrate!”) to curious (“Eh, Shrimpy, are you sure these guys are strong? Maybe I should put ‘em through their paces t’ make sure, ehhehehe~”) to opportunistic (“So now that you’re a hero, you won’t go forgetting any of your old buddies, right? It’s good to help out the less fortunate, shihihi.”) to wary (“Y-Y-Yuu-sshi, you do know th-that’s a githyanki, right?? And a devil?? And a vampire, and a Sharran?!? I-it’s like a buffet of super elite flee on sight mooks here, what—whAT DO YOU MEAN THE OTHER TWO ARE GOING TO EXPLODE—?!”) to disdainful (“Hmph. I suppose such ruffians are suited to your scaleless company, but THEY ARE FAR TOO UNPOLISHED TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF LORD MALLEUS!!”) to fervent (“Ah, mon cher ‘tit Trickster, how interessante your friends are! And you are certain I cannot study them more closely?”) to mildly insecure (“W-well ‘s not like it matters because Yuu was adventuring with us first, so—no I’m not bein’ weird Deuce, shutUP!”).

Yuu’s former coworkers all more surprised by Scratch the dog than Munch the owlbear, to be honest. After all, Yuu has a history of getting soft spots for gluttonous little creatures who look cute but will grow into something dangerous. But Yuu being a dog person?! Who could have seen that one coming??

They just hope that this time will go better than it did with that cat-like monster who wanted to be a wizard in the Hells…

As for which houses each of our tadpole gang belong in…this is my take:

Lae’zel: Savannaclaw

Shadowheart: Ignihyde

Astarion: Octavinelle

Gale: Heartslaybul

Wyll: Diasomnia

Karlach: Scarabia

Halsin: Ramshackle

Minthara: Pomefiore

Also not me getting to the bit of Gale’s dialogue where he describes himself as “the villain of this story” and immediately having my brain jump to “Professor Dekarios of Night Raven College” XD XD

He overblots and it’s a timed fight to beat him up before the overblot activates the orb in his chest and everyone gets blown up.

Thank you so much again for sending this ask in!

[fenharel-archived]

saskia i haven't read that game informer dav article yet (i will) but i NEED to hear about your mixed emotions 👀

looking at the spoilers we got objectively i think it all sounds very cool and exciting (besides of the gameplay stuff. they can talk about how cool their 3 ability combos are all they want they won't face me, lol). i love that i guessed right with who the evanuris are. i love that we get to hang out in solas' house AGAIN. the little snippet about seeing how isolated and alone he lived there is So sad 😭. i love that it's almost confirmed that he'll take up some advisor role for rook, even if he's kinda forced too lol (its giving johnny in ur head vibes a little bit, no? ooh i bet the haters are going to love this. 💖) love love love the little mention that there seems to be much more reactivity in terms of ur race and background then what im used to from prior dragon age games (no more morrigan explaining lavellan elven lore??? yes please!!!!!!). or that the magic seems to be more present in this game than in the previous titles, something i was 100% waiting for!!!!! ("imagine spires of crystal twining through the branches, palaces floating among the clouds" plLSSSS!!!!!!!)

buuuut. this is where the mixed emotions comes in. pls. dont click on read more if ya'll have normal and sane opinions on trespasser and the veil. i dont wanna embarrass myself and i dont wanna annoy anyone, lol.

sooo uh. idk how to say this without sounding absolutely bonkers but. i used to say that i dont know how i'll be able to stand a new protagonist who will be against solas. i had 10 years to make peace with that. and i thought i did, but since the gameplay reveal and now the new spoilers i....... i.... "rook stopped the ritual and trapped solas in the fade" legit makes me want to throw rotten tomatoes at them. like i KNOW. I KNEW. what was gonna happen. NOTHING so far has surprised me. so i legit cannot tell ya why im being so irrational rn but its the truth, lol. 💀

im not exicted by any of the actual cool implications we got with ~advisor solas whispering in ur head~ spoilers because i legit wanted him to do whatever he wanted to do. i do not want to stop him and i want him to succeed with everything always. KNOWING that was not gonna happen so idk man. idk what to tell ya ksjdfhsjkdhfsjkhf

i think that a level one noob is able to stop 9+ year cooked up plan with the help of a rock like its nothing isnt helping because it feels like cheap disney writing to me. but everything i just said prior still stands. i AM being irrational. BUT I WANT TO BE EXCITED. LIKE IM NOT LYING WHEN I TELL YOU I KNOW THIS ALL SOUNDS FUN. MAYBE THIS IS CONFIRMATION THAT HE'LL SURVIVE THIS GAME TOO. AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT LITERALLY ALL I CARE ABOUT. BUT ARGHHHHHH i will now try to manifest the cool headcanons im seeing. i will manfiest them. i will become sane and normal about this and be excited. i will be SO excited and i will make a rook i like. this is my mission now

[afarcryfrommymain]

Oc Interview questions! Tagged by @adelaidedrubman and @simplegenius042 thanks yall!

(doing this like he's the one awnsering- no bombs au moment, imagine Sharky in the background like one of those animals that soothes horses)

Name: "Aphid Hernández"

Nickname: "Oh gosh- people call me Aph if that counts? And of course, Rook, but I don't know if I'd say I'm much of a Rookie after all this, Joey says it's habit now, but I think she finds the look i give her funny.

Gender: "boy- uh man? But I also like they/them pronouns as much as he/ him - pick ya poison there"

Star sign: "Taurus, I think." (He's right)

Personality type: "I'll be real I don't know this one- I did this test like 5 years ago because a buddy wanted to know but fuck if I remember the results" (it's ISFP)

Height: "5'7" last i checked." (yes, i made him shorter.)

Orientation: "Bisexual, I think, but I'll date whoever if we dig one another enough. I'm also poly, but it's not like anyone's able to match Sharks at the moment - also, if a single person in Hope County gives me shit they will find my shovel in their stomach."

Nationality/Ethnicity: "Mexican-American"

Favorite fruit: "oh- that's a tough one- I think I like kiwi best though, weird little things, taste good too."

Favorite season: "waiting for it to cool down and for fall to arrive - ain't this place the mountains? Why am I still sweating when I walk outside? (Long pause) "it's Fall"

Favorite flower: "My tattoo says it all, the gladiolus, cool flowers, I looked up the meaning a long time ago, but it's kinda left my brain since"

Favorite scent: "can't beat a barbecue but I'm partial to most fire-associated smells- Sharky stop looking at me like that."

Coffee, tea, or HC: "oh- coffee for sure, iced tea is good too though."

Average hours of sleep: "Okay. So I know 8 hours is what you're supposed to get- but you think 4 is acceptable? 5 when I'm lucky? Sharky seriously stop-"

Dog or cat person: "lord don't make me pick, not when I got Boomer and Peaches around,"

Dream trip: "tent near a place far away from civilization, by a river, just me fishing and hunting for as long as I can stand to be alone, then I leave."

Favorite fictional/real character: "oh- Ramona Flowers was my gay awakening, she's top of the list for that reason alone.

Number of blankets they sleep with: "Normally, there's a small pile of various blankets under me, and then there's a big one over top like I'm in a nest. Real cozy, I highly recommend it."

Random fact: "oh I hate being asked to give a fun fact uh- I play dungeons and dragons- or I did but I kinda don't have anybody to play with anymore so ya know if anybody in Hope County wants to play hit me up. I cook, too - is that a fact? I feel like people should cook in general, but ya know."

I do NOT know who to tag, and I think most have already been tagged - if you haven't, this is ur tag now. I better see u on my dash soon (/j)

[moraygrotto]

I’m leveling up my Rook card for Book 6, and a fun prompt for you came to mind.

What about Rook perhaps with reader, in a light stuffing scenario, being praised for how much he can eat/his burps? Just a gorgeous moment of indulgence for him because he deserves it. 💜

-2shytosaytummy 💕

UR DAMN RIGHT THIS IS FOR ME AAAAAA💜💜💜

yeah picture me kicking my legs writing this with a sparkly gel pen with a big pom pom on top:

~💜~

"Mon petit lapin," said Rook, carding his fingertips through your hair, "you certainly are eager today."

Your energy levels were faring surprisingly well, given the long day behind you. In the morning, Rook had brought home some fresh-caught wild game, and the two of you spent the day cooking a dinner with it and preserving all the rest. At said dinner, you had been a bit pushier than usual when encouraging Rook to eat. He had earned it, after all. A full belly meant a better night's sleep, after all. After all, Rook looked so cute savoring his food, and you didn't want to miss a second of it.

He lay in bed now, gently stroking his belly, gazing at you with a peachy blush on his cheeks. "That look in your eyes is magnificent," he said. "You are enthralled by my satisfaction, are you not?"

You nodded in reponse, and lifted Rook's head from the pillow to sweep his hair off to one side. At the touch of your hand, he gave a little mewl, and nestled deeper into the bedding.

"It's true," he said, "I feel wonderful."

"You ate so well," you said, climbing into bed next to him. At his shifting to wrap you in his arms, you stopped him: "Shh. Just lay back. Let me take care of you."

"Your wish is my command," he said, and as his stomach hitched with a laugh, a small burp jostled up, which he caught and pressed into one finger. "Ah, pardon—"

"Good boy," you interrupted him, and, leaning in, pressed a kiss to his cheek. "That's the sign of a happy tummy."

"I adore the way you think," he cooed, almost more to himself than to you. Then, his eyes lit up. "Here, now if you'd give me a moment—" His fingers turned to arches, probing the surface of his heartily-filled belly.

"Hey," you chided, "I said I'd take care of you! Let me rub your tummy; just tell me where you need it."

"D'accord," he purred, and lifted his hands as if in surrender. "About the center would be splendid... Just above my belly button..."

He was wearing a linen pajama shirt, but your fingers were able to locate the spot in an instant. When you pressed in, he moaned from the back of his throat, arching his back to deepen the pressure.

You smiled. "Does that feel good, baby boy?"

"Magnificent," he breathed.

Wiggling your fingers around, you located the gentle thrum of his gurgling stomach, which quickly crescendoed to a predatory growl. Rook was vulnerable in that moment, hands raised and eyes shut, blushing face open for the capture. You had to act now. You swooped in, caught his lips in your own, and pressed up into his stomach, compressing all the food he had eaten, and forcing a thunderous belch up his gullet.

It was a sloppy kiss, far from airtight as his lips vibrated against your own. He kept his back arched into your touch, and as he trailed off, he curved his spine further upward, seeking more pressure. You gave it to him willingly, his chest and mouth rumbling as you pressed your whole hand into his belly.

When you broke away, there were stars in his eyes. He looked crazed, like a trapped animal. "My love," he blurted with a little cough.

You smiled. "You're not very good at keeping relaxed, are you, dear?"

Rook grabbed your face, squishing your cheeks as he pulled you back close to him. "How could I?" he gushed. "With such spontaneity, I could never relax. I fear I may go mad from adoration."

You snuggled up next to him, turning your sharp jab into a soothing caress of his belly, and swiping a fleck of spit from his face with your other thumb. "I'm just really proud of you for eating so much. And— and that was a gorgeous burp."

Rook beamed, and tucked one lock of hair behind his ear. "You pushed it out of me," he said, "so you deserve half the thanks."

You trailed your hand up to stroke his chest. "How are your beautiful insides feeling now?"

He paused. "Fantastique," he said. "I think I have rather more room inside now. I'm nowhere near as bloated."

You couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. "So your stomach's not too tightly packed?" Rook did not like having his mobility impaired at all, and you were afraid a heavy tummy would be uncomfortable for him no matter how it physically felt.

"I'm fine," replied Rook, giving his belly a pet. "As you've noticed," he said coyly, "my stomach can hold quite a lot."

"That's for certain, but..."

"Besides," he said after you trailed off, "even if I were to become... gorged beyond reason, it would not be against my will. On the contrary, the thought of being filled to the absolute brim, so that I could barely think, let alone use my strength, all because of your desires toward me—" He was grasping at your clothes now, squeezing your arms and seizing fistfuls of your shirt. "I am utterly charmed by this idea." He blinked, eyelashes fluttering, and let go of you. "Hence," he said, and opened his mouth to a little round circle. "Brrurp."

You broke your silence with a soft breath. "Are you telling me you'd like to eat more?"

"R-Right now?"

You paused. Dinner had consisted of several dishes, amongst which a large amount of stew still remained in its pot.

"Why not?" you said. "Feeling peckish at all, darling?"

His eyelashes fluttered. "If it pleased you," he said, "I would swallow the entire world."

His smile was so wide, you could almost believe him.

Sitting up, you brushed aside his bangs to give his forehead a kiss. "Why don't we start with a bowlful of stew, and see if that can keep you full 'til morning."

As if in assent, Rook's belly gave a pleased little gurgle. "I gladly accept," he said, "on the condition that you feed it to me yourself. Food tastes so uniquely exquisite when coming from you."

"Of course!" you chimed. "I'll go heat some up. You wait here, and make sure your tummy is nice and ready. I didn't press too hard before, did I?"

"Non, not at all! Worry not, dearest."

Relieved, you slipped away to the kitchen. Upon the stove sat the pot of stew, still warm enough to diffuse the room with its delicious smell, but nowhere near piping hot for your beloved Rook. So, after ladling full a big earthenware soup bowl, you microwaved it for a little while before giving it a nice stir. Chunks of meat, vegetables, and potatoes broke the thin layer of oils and spices at the surface, mixing it all into one delicious blend.

You were certain Rook would prefer to eat at a table, but when you returned, he was seated in bed where you had commanded him to wait, carefully blanketed in a set of napkins.

"Hello again!" he chimed. "I've set out some precautionery protection. While I've no wish to spill food on clean bedsheets, the idea of being fed to sleep by my beloved is far too enchanting for me to give up by moving elsewhere. So," he said, gesturing to the napkins on his chest, lap, and the surrounding pillows, "I came up with this solution."

"Perfect!" you said, holding up the spoon. "Now, I have a nice, hot bowl of stew here, just for you." It was not hard to slip back into your doting character, and Rook must have sensed the shift, for he smiled, and wiggled a little in place.

"Ohh," you cooed, "are you excited for your next helping? I only serve hungry boys with plenty of room in their stomachs, though. Do you think you're up to eating every spoonful of this?"

"Oui!" Rook piped at once. "My darling, I am famished!"

Eagerly, you sunk down onto the bed beside him. "Then you and this bowl are a perfect match!"

Kneeling down with your legs straddling his lap, you settled into a comfortable position, careful not to let a single drop of the stew tip over the bowl's edge. You dipped one spoonful, and held it out to him.

"Ahhh~" Rook said, without any prompting.

His coquettish lips closed around the bite, and he gave a little hum of delight as he consumed it, as if he really were hungry and just now breaking his fast.

"Just like that," you said. "How's it taste?"

"Très délicieux!" he cheered after swallowing the first bite. "I'm all the more ravenous just tasting it."

At this, you couldn't help but laugh. "My love, this is not your first helping of it."

"Ah, but I should enjoy every bite as if it were my first. Each dish contains an array of flavors; every mouthful provides a different insight than the last. This is especially true with dishes like this, where the texture varies bite by bite." His eyes sparkled. "Thus, I hope you'll pardon my delight."

You grinned. "Don't hold anything back."

Rook relished the food; there was no other word that could truly describe his enjoyment. He was exceedingly neat; the only drop that ended up on his napkin cover was due to an overfilled spoonful of your own, and Rook dabbed at his mouth periodically with a handkerchief. Once, you stopped him before he could raise it to his lips, and caught him in a kiss once again.

"All clean now?" you teased, after breaking away with a soft smack.

"In truth," he admitted, "I'll need a bit more cleaning than that." When you leaned in again, however, he intercepted with his handkerchief, dabbing away before setting it back down. "More of that later," he said. "Right now, I've a meal to eat, non?"

"Alright," you conceded, leaning back on your haunches just a hair, and looking down into the bowl. Less than a third remained, mostly the thick, liquid base. "You're packing it away pretty quickly," you said. "I'm proud of you. How's your tummy feeling right now?"

"Très bien," Rook said, adjusting a pillow behind him to straighten up a bit. "Actually, I feel quite pleasantly full. It's only a shame my palate is less attuned when I am sated like this... To be both awash in flavor and heartily warmed from the inside; perhaps we mortals couldn't bear the pleasure!"

With a sympathetic sigh, you tucked a lock of hair behind his ear. "If it's alright with you," you said, "I'd like for you to finish comfortably full. Though, I will help if you really want to try stuffing yourself to the absolute limit. I just get so warm seeing you well-fed and satisfied, that's all."

"Mon coeur," Rook purred, "However much you feed me, I will eat."

You looked down at the stew again. "Do you think you can fit the rest of this?"

"Absolutely," he replied. "If you'd give me just a moment."

Averting his piercing green gaze, Rook closed his mouth. His neck muscles flexed, and a very soft sound of bubbles rose from him.

"Alright," he said after a moment. "I'm ready."

The bowl was still warm in your hands. "Did you just burp?" you said.

He blinked hard. "Zut alors, how could you tell?"

"That's how you usually do it," you replied, stifling a laugh.

Rook threw his head back onto the pillows. "Oh, the pains of having someone close to you," he moaned. "You are familiar with so many of my weaknesses."

"That's right, baby boy," you said, teasing him once again. "But I think you and I both know one key fact—"

Rook was blushing.

You leaned forward, pushing his pretty, napkin-covered body into the pillows. "Good boys don't stifle their burps. Good boys let me listen to every adorable sound that comes out of their cute, little tummies."

Rook actually shivered underneath you. "Yes, dear," he whispered.

"Now," you said, leaning in to peck an impish kiss by his ear. "Would you like another bite?"

"Oui, oui; I'd hate for it to get cold," he said. "If I may—"

He was holding both hands out for the bowl, like a puppy begging for treats.

"Of course, darling!"

You passed him the bowl, and sidled up next to him, stroking his hair and caressing his belly as he lifted it to his lips, and drank.

With every swallow, his throat bobbed, and a loud gulp sounded from him, no doubt affected for how quietly he usually ate and drank.

"Such a good boy," you cooed. "Almost there~"

Eventually, as the bowl tipped all the way up, you realized he was drinking its entire contents without one pause for a breath of air. Even in such a cute and vulnerable state, Rook was still superhuman. He never failed to awe you.

When he finished, he looked at you, and licked his lips.

"So proud of you," you praised. "How do you feel?"

"Fantastically warm and full," he said. "And, since you requested, if you'd give a moment once more—"

He passed you back the bowl, napkined off his mouth, and pressed on his belly with two strong fingers. It gave a pronounced blorp! before he closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and let a voluptuous belch churn out of him. It sounded monstrously forceful, like water bursting from a smashed dam, but his face and posture were entirely composed, even relaxed.

"You're such a beauty!" you blurted out, before Rook even had the chance to excuse himself. "Oh, I should feed you more often."

"Ah, that face," Rook said, cocking his head to look at you. "Simply gorgeous..." He blinked. "I love seeing you like this. If feeding me by hand is what pleases you, I urge you to so every day."

"Really, that often?"

"But of course!" He dabbed his lips again. "A good meal delivered unto me by you, what perfect pleasure!"

You smiled at him, blushing. "Only because you're so cute when you eat."

You gathered up all napkins but the one covering his chest, before realizing that he might want to eat even more. "Are you full, dear one?"

"Indeed I am," he replied with a giggle. "Satisfied from the inside out." He had told you he was full already, it was true.

"Good," you said. "You ate so well, after all."

He was beaming, one hand resting on his belly. "All for you, my love."

His chest gently rose and fell as you lifted the last napkin from it, and stood to put them and the dishes in the kitchen. When you returned, he was tucked under the blankets, and he beckoned to you, sleepy-eyed. "Mon amour, I must have you by my side—"

Quickly, you joined him, and he nuzzled up into your embrace.

"Thank you for taking care of me," he said, then, "Hic-UuuRRP! Pardon..."

[choclatecoveredlove]

Hello there fellow human! I would like to request the Vice dorm leaders with a motherly s/o who's a chef

Yes of course!! Hope you enjoy ^^

Also I added Ruggie even though he’s technically not a vice dorm leader- he deserves to be included o(>< )o

Trey

so ur basically the opposite of him

he’s fatherly and bakes

and your motherly (like in a gn way) and cooks

opposites attract i guess

he loves when you guys make meals together tho

he make the main course he makes dessert

“Honey, would you mind helping finish up this tart? Thank you, you’re the best.”

Ruggie

so ready to marry you

like you check all the boxes

you cook for him whenever he wants!!

you listen to him rant!!

you pet his head!!

he loves you

“Baby, can you make me some food? Yeah? Thank you!! I love you!”

Jade

yawns a lot around you

don’t worry about it

asks you to help out in the mostro lounge

he likes when you make food for him only though

really likes when you cook with mushrooms

floyd loves how you make his brother happy

“ Beloved, Azul has hoping you could help out in the Mostro Lounge again today. Oh? What a pity, I do so hope you will cook for me though later my beloved.”

Jamil

finally someone else to help look after kalim

actually trusts you to make food for kalim?!?!

definitely rants a loooot to you

needs someone he can rely on for things- and you give him that!!

he trusts you a lot :)

“Oh! I didn’t expect to see you here.. while you are though, would you mind helping out? Thank you love.”

Rook

praises you every minute of every day

jealous of the ground you walk on

loves you more than vil- what!!!??

yknow his neige collection?? he has one for u too

hes crazy but you love each other

“Good morning ma fleur! How has your day been going.. oh yes I already knew that! Perhaps you would like to join me for some tea, mon ange? Trés bien! Let’s be on our way!”

( I used google translate please don’t laugh at the terrible french T.T )

Lilia

ultimate parent duo

and you too can cook together

and hopefully make his food taste better

boasts about you to malleus and silver

silver has basically accepted you as his second parent btw

and malleus likes that you make lilia happy

sebek still doesn’t like you though

“ Oh darling, you never want me to cook! Let me treat you every once and awhile, hmm?”

[thatwildnya]

commission for @bestwishes2u ! thank u for the cash money~

What do you think the dorm leaders plus Jamil and Lillia would do if they learned that the M/C couldn't read? They've been isekai'd so it makes sense for there to be some language barriers. Not sure if I should ask for platonic or romantic... I guess that part can be a surprise~

for the sake of the headcanons i will be making the language of twisted wonderland japanese and mc can speak it because magical iseki plot magic says so

also u can take this a platonic or romantic go wild have fun

Riddle

how have you managed to make it this far

whelp now that he knows it’s study time

have fun you’re not leaving the dorm anytime soon

he knows many tips for memorization so there’s a plus

goes full teacher on you

you either thrive under his teaching style or die

there is no in between

Leona

honestly impressed

you’ve made it pretty far despite this setback

won’t help you if you aren’t dating

and even then it’ll take a lot of convincing

surprisingly good at teaching

his explanations are simple but easy to understand

you’ll be reading in no time yeet

Azul

how.

that’s his first question

then moves on to making a deal

take his fancy cane and whap him on the noggin if ur dating

don’t got no time for dis just teach me twink

don’t actually call him that he will cry

he will have you reading simple chapter books in a week if you’re determined enough

gib ‘im a kiss ‘e deserves it

Kalim

the most impressed by your achievements

if it were him he’d probably be dead within a week

buys children's work books for you

also surprisingly good at tutoring you

he starts out with simple essentials and goes from there

knows a thing or two about languages cuz y’know daddy big merchantman

Jamil

is kinda ashamed he was defeated by someone who can’t read

won’t help unless you’re his lover

he already has to tutor kailm he has enough shit to worry about

wouldn’t mind giving some tips tho

tutors you while keeping kalim occupied with a laserlight

don’t ask questions just focus little one let the jingle boy chase the red dot

Vil

there are two ways this can go

1: impressive i will have rook teach you he is bilingual

2: oh hell naw no lover of mine will be left unable to read the products of the back of a shampoo bottle buckle up buttercup it’s time to bring out the whip books

like riddle you either thrive or die hopefully it's the former

gives positive reinforcement through unhealthy snackys

it’s a privilege you must earn peasant

Idia

*let's put exaggerated gasp*

how will you be able to read manga

this is a crisis time to crack down

does quick research and gives you a brand new laptop for learning purposes

puts on anime without audio with subtitles 

want to know what’s happening? learn to read normie

if you get frustrated he tries to cheer you up with candy please stop crying he doesn’t know how to properly socialize

Malleus

impressive hooman

he pats your head and offers to teach you

this quickly ends with lilia teaching you he is actually really bad at this

what do you mean you don’t understand it’s simple

gets pouty seeing you spend so much time with his vice

that should be him not the old bat

learns how to tutor better just because of this

Lilia

probably knew beforehand and was the one to bring it up

do not worry young one daddy is here to help

depending on your learning style decides how well he can tutor you

he may be old but he’s not perfect

buys you workbooks like kalim

also does flashcards

keeps trying to reward you with his cooking until you threaten to go to someone else

no wait come back he’ll stop don’t leave peepaw alone

~special bonus round~

Grim

has had to read everything for you and was annoyed by this thank god you're finally getting someone to teach you he has had enough of dis shiz now give him tuna he deserves it

[dianymphii]

Twst Characters as Music Artists

Riddle: Little Tart

Idk piano music? Asian traumacore (like me!) so maybe he just does piano covers.

Ace picked his name and now he doesnt know how to change it.

It is technically perfect but a soulless perfomance. Sucks to suck kid

Trey: Muffin Man

He is too busy to make music but someone sampled him for an audio clip and named him That as credit. A double betrayal.

alternatively cooking by the book remix ft lil jon vibes but only posts it once, and in a weird stress frenzy.

no he will Not talk about it tyvm

Deuce: 2euce

garageband beat maker, he wanted to do a fun play on his name but ace just calls him Two-ce. deuce does not like this.

Ace: DJ Ace

he doesnt even dj

Cater: Di4mond

lofi beats to shit and piss to

posts guitar covers, really giving softboy, genuinely pretty good but like kind of hates his music.

he is the person who inspired two-ce

Leona: King’s Roar

leona could not be assed to use his creativity to make a name so he looked as his unique magic like. yeah ok.

idk why but i can feel in my soul he could produce some FIRE beats, maybe even like put in joke sound samples of other people but remixes them in a way that sounds fucking good. he only posts like once every 6 months to a year but everyone gets real excited like BITCH I THOUGHT U DIED!!! nah, he was nappin.

he also does not read or respond to comments. he has a vague awareness his music is popular but also does not care. if u bring it up tho he's gonna be real smug about it. fucking asshole.

Jack: Unleash Beats

i could sit here and say i think jack was inspired by leona to play on is UM for a name but honestly i just thought it was so funny i almost crapped my pants.

maybe he raps if he doesnt cringe himself out.

Ruggie: RUGGIE

this is a classic man, no need to get weird he is ruggie and he knows it. actually might have gone by ruggie b on soundcloud, all lowercase, but leona let him be on one of his tracks, promptly forgot the name he used and couldnt be assed to check. typed RUGGIE in caps cuz thats deadass who he is. the song he did with leona was so popular he had to rebrand to keep the hype.

good at freestyle, more rnb vibes

Jade: Nothing (nothing is also not his name)

ok so you know AZARI???? that person with the viral and rather slappin' tunes and has no channel name and no video titles??? its just blank? thats jade. i dont want to imagine what sounds this monster produces but im going to say some words and let you fill in the rest in some lovecraftian horror

contra bass

5 amps

distortion

floyd walking in on him

a car crash

quits after like 3 songs he just wanted to see what would happen, step 293 in his 109283 step plan.

Azul: Over The Sea

idk more piano. chill lounge beats to extort innocents to

floyd's outdoor fit is azul merch

azul did force him to wear it

this means azul's merch is an ajuma visor. pop off king!

Floyd: beneath the waves

u know yuno miles? composer of such hits like dookie on my shoe and lay an EGG? floyd makes That.

someone invites him on stage to freestyle as a joke and he pulls the best freestyle rap you have ever seen. it is so fire the room starts smoking. did we order a fog machine? no? well shit. someone asks him to do it again and he says 'nah'

Kalim: The Sultan. Son of Song

i know he can sing but my mind says vegetales

someone pitches the name to him and hes like haha sounds cool! not slavemastercore at all :D (dont come for me)

Jamil: Viper

another lad who cannot be assed, but viper sounds cool so he wins this round.

makes the most angry diss tracks while making eye contact with kalim. kalim cheers.

Vil: Vil Schoenheit

he is boring and professional and it is the name listed in the credits for his next musical production.

Epel: Big Apple

im sorry about ur name epel

very angry. why is everyone is so angry.

Rook: The Hunter

leans into the french thing. uncomfortable sexual lyrics. not uncomfortably sexual, but like. uncomfortable and also sexual. "I could smell you from across the room The smell of your sweet perfume Your body covered in white lace Compels me to take chase, la chasse" (lyrics by @twsty-mad)

Idia: Gl00my Samurai

steve aoki

will mix orchestral soundtracks into his edm for optimal gaming experience

yes i did rip his gaming handle. i think for all he is people avoidant he would like people to recognize his prowess as an artist of game And song

Ortho: Soundboard

is how idia makes music

Malleus: m.d.

leonacore in that he doesnt post often but when it hits it hits. dark melancholy rap vibes.

uses his initials like when he signed off that christmas card maybe even has a song about that and how he keeps waiting for a reply. add a return address next time

literally No information about him online, gives off mysterious anonymous vibes. who is he! does anyone know his alt accounts! no fool. he doesnt have any. he doesnt even have twitter. i think he is happier for this.

Sebek: Retainer to the Prince of Briar Valley

this man will not relax.

raps but really bad.

classified as screamo on decibel alone

Silver: silver lining

lofi music you can wake up to

"please god let it work this time"

it doesnt

Lilia: D.I.L.F.

Destroy Invalidate Lie and an F or SOMETHING that stands for dilf that isnt dilf just to stress his son out.

gaslight gatekeep girlboss but like idk edgy

makes death metal bagpipe music to surprise to (edited) Made w/ @twsty-mad

[curryandbread]

Hellooo hope ur having a good day or night may i request this but with the vice dorm leaders? Gn! Plz and thank you :D

TWST Vice Dorm leaders taking care of a sick!s/o

i have like 16 drafts rn but i wanna finish writing this because i mega simp for jade and have so many ideas but i’ll try my best to surpress them

again, no ortho huehue im unsure if he is a vice dorm leader

thanks for requesting!!

Trey Clover

He’s like a portable ambulance lmao

He WILL insist on staying by your side. Wanting to see you eat healthy and reciver as soon as you can. Health is essential when you’re a student especially; a prefect!

The fact that you’re his s/o, expect nothing but care, kisses on the forehead, and cuddles when you eventually get better. Need I say more?

He’ll brew you a nice hot cup of tea! He’ll make you special sweets that you favor as a reward of getting better!

Aside from his skills in baking, he can make special remedies by putting it through healthy soups, accompanied by a ruffle to your hair.

Ruggie Bucchi

He’ll be a little dog for you! He’ll be sure to wipe away sweat from your face, whilst wiping you with a warm wet towel.

Ruggie would pick out dandelions out in the field to make you a little dandelion incense. He doesn’t know if it has any significance with health but he wants to show you that he cares and will not hesitate to stay.

“Shishishi! Your face looks all red! Could it be because of the fever, or something else?”

You probably have enough energy to bonk him in the head for that though.

He’d hum a small tune as you fall asleep. His voice may not be the best, but you just find it somehow soothing.

Jade Leech

“Oya? You’ve caught a fever. Let me make some tea for you, and Mostro Lounge’s soup of the day. I heard it’s a healthy recipe.”

He’ll check your forehead with the back of his hand, giving you icepacks and some special sea remedies that he too used when he was still a young merman back at the Coral Sea.

He wouldn’t be skipping out on classes, so he will list down everything you missed, and he will bring the work back to your place, insisting that he will do the tasks for you as you take your rest.

He would love to come in contact more with you, but all he can do is sit by you with a cup of tea in hand and a book on the other.

Jade would be sure to tuck you in nicely, brushing the hair away that covered your face.

Jamil Viper

The last time you were sick, Kalim bursted into tears thinking you’d die. But in his case, he could actually feel a little panic but always shrugs it off as he cools himself.

As a servant, it is his job to make people suitable with the atmospheres and always look after them. As your beloved, he sort of feels let down that you caught a sickness whilst he was looking elsewhere.

He will, not a doubt, make medicines for you. He’ll try his best to keep Kalim away from you, since Kalim must also be worried sick about you.

Not on his watch will he see you out of bed. He will drag you back to bed, up to the point that he will hypnotise you if you don’t follow his orders.

He’ll be willing to teach you the things you missed during your absence in classes.

Rook Hunt

He’s Rook. What else can I say? He will keep telling you that you’re unfortunate to obtain such a sickness as he brushes your hair with his fingers.

“Non non. Your temperature is not normal. Mi amour, let me treat you.”

He’d clip your hair up away from your face as you chug down your medicine. He wants you to be at ease even when you’re sick.

Prepare for so much compliments, this man will win a ‘compliment olympics’.

He’d be sure to keep you comfy 24/7. He’ll tend to whatever you want or need to change.

Lilia Vanrouge

You just gave yourself a death wish.

I’m scared to say this, but he will be cooking for you. Exciting, right?

Once Silver knows of his plans with you, he will make sure to stop Lilia and make him serve you some soup that is not Lilia-like.

And when you do get the peace you need, you can see him practically baking a cake for you, back and forth pacing from the room.

And when you ask him why, he says it’s a cake to celebrate your recovery.

[iamdorka]

’Hi! I was wondering if you could do "dating xxx would be like..."? for colson and rook? love ur writing ♡’

So again, I thought about different scenarios and how each of the boys would react/behave in those. Hope you will like it.

- making sushi together

Colson: Neither of you is a Michelin starred chef so when you randomly thought that it would be a good idea making your favorite food in the entire world at home you didn’t really thought it through. Making an edible thing of those simple ingredients should have been easy… but not for you two. Like you tried with all of you had but somehow nothing really worked out. But you didn’t give up… first. Watching youtube videos on the kitchen floor trying to learn all the tricks didn’t really helped you. You know what helped you finally? Ordering sushi, because at least that way you didn’t go to bed hungry.

Rook: He hated sushi with all his life, but he loved you more than anything. So when you needed some cheer up on a lazy Saturday he thought about some fun way to pass the time. You were disaster at the kitchen (not like him, he was more than good), like something with just making a tea for yourself you could hurt yourself but he wanted to involve you so he made you his souchef, giving you some really easy instructions just to have some confidence. The fact that he was willing to do this for you even if he actually terrified and disgusted touching all the ingredients made it so special… and funny.

 - building something together

Colson: The idea came from him, because he facetimed with Casie and she told him about her building project for school and he got so hyped up he thought he had to something too. When a day he came home from the store with a bunch of tools and things you had never seen in your entire life you thought somebody brainwashed him. He insisted in this activity but you just laughed it off, like a hammer in your hands would be perfect just when you wanted to destroy something, not build something and to be honest he wasn’t the best in this game either. Even though you love to go to IKEA, when you have to build something from there you cursed yourself for life and now you cursed him, extremely hard. “You owe me one after this Colson… okay… not one… a hundred and one.” You were clearly surprised that none of you got into the hospital because of your bruises but if that would have happened you clearly would have killed him.

Rook: You liked to be in the garden, like if it wasn’t for you, the whole house would look like a desert with no plants, no life, nothing at all. Luckily, your house got a little garden too which, as the spring has arrived, needed some restoration and to spend more time together, Rook decided to help you out. Even had some special ideas to make the whole thing ever cuter, so he decided to make some flower-boxes with you, build them from scratch, make them your own. You were so thankful for him.

 - play „heads up” on your phone

Colson: You loved playing these kinda games but you were so bad at them, like even if you had played with them before, just to understand the rules again you had to spend concentrating on them like 10 minutes, every damn time. And he loved making fun of you because of this. Like you were competitive, you loved to win, but you were terrible because somehow you could mess it up the easiest task too. Usually these kind of games ended up with him getting a stomach ache because of the laughing while you just wanted to kill him to end that mischivious smile on his face…. but you loved him and somehow you liked to suffer a bit.

Rook: if these kind of games had a king and queen, you would be the royal couple, that’s for sure. When you play with your friends, they actually hate you, both of you, because you always win, there is no scenarios when you don’t. And of course you are competitive as fuck no matter the game, the price, the time. You loved to rule the game, the life… the trouble came when you were against each other because oh boy. The show you gave to the others while playing against each other was next level.

 - plant your favorite herbs together

Colson: The moment he heard that you wanted to plant something he immediately thought about cannabis taking it to the extremes because he couldn’t stop imagine having a full house with those plants, like it would be a dream, the best of them all. But of course you didn’t want to do that, like you knew that those plants need some extra time of caring and neither of you could do it… you just wanted to have some colors in the rock garden you had next to the garage so you decided to buy some plants for that area and you didn’t accept a no from him as an answer. In the end he even liked the idea because you ended up with your shirt soaked in water and he really liked what he could see.

Rook: You really thought that the kitchen hates you, that’s why the only thing you did there was eating, but you did that successfully. You knew that too that your boyfriend was good there too which was a really great deal for you because you love eating. His cooking was so good because he really enjoyed it and you enjoyed seeing him doing what he loved, so one day you had the idea to do some digging and to find out what are the best plants and herbs to grow in your kitchen garden. One day he came home from some photoshoot and you were ready outside with everything you needed for the planting. He was more than surprised but even that he was tired a bit he didn’t care about that because you were so hyped up and he loved seeing you like that.

 - create a new cocktails for each other

Colson: You loved mixing things, tasting new flavours, everything but also new that sometimes especially if you do that with alcohol it can end up in a really, really extremely bad hangover… to say at least. So one day when you decided that at your houseparty you were doing each other’s cocktails, drinks you knew that you were probably gonna die because oh boy, Colson loved alcohol, and his creations were usually out of this planet. All of them tasted good, but at the first sip you always knew that this gonna hit you hard, but it was worth it and you kinda liked it. You loved to suffer. About your creations… they tasted good if he didn’t think about them and drink them up right away but they did what they had to do… to make him suffer so you could do that shit together.

Rook: If you drink you like to stick to one kind of thing, and one kind of thing only, so even when you get drunk you don’t get that wasted… but sometimes shit happens and you gave the control of your night to your boyfriend, so he makes you the craziest combinations you could ever imagine, so in return, when you are extremely wasted you do the same for him and that’s the time when both of you, deep in your heart know that this night gonna be doomed, but you love it anyway because you love each other in bad and in good.

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