#gill doesn't have a fucking clue

[skywerse]

the eepening

[themintman]

I RAN OUT OF TAG SPACE FOR MY YAPPING LMAOOOOO so I'm gonna ramble here 🎉🎉 warning for me not SHUTTING UP THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE YALL

Ok so. Ships first.

Also keep in mind this is my opinion, I don't hate anyone for having different thoughts, ship what y'all want 🩷🩷🩷 mcsm is lucky enough that there's almost NO ships that are genuinely awful (other than animal X people... Eugh)

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OBVIOUSLY JURM IS MY FAVOURITE. JURM FOREVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ YALL KNOW IM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT IT LMAOO

i have mixed feelings about Lukas x Aiden. I only see them as toxic ex's, if they were together AT ALL lmao. Olivia x Petra is SO CUTE TO ME. hell yeah, badass warrior lady and her cute nerdy girlfriend. They're so perfect.. sob. Reginald, Milo and Isa.. I don't care if they're poly, I don't care who's with who, I just.. omg. I love it dearly 🩷 same with Ivor and Soren or Harper. Also, a friend introduced me to Binta x NELL and oh my goodness. I also love Binta x Fred, but mostly cause of how I interpret her and Nurm.

SIDE RAMBLE BUT I think they're super close best friends. They will talk about ANYTHING, TMI doesn't exist between them. They have the most insane gossip sessions. THEYRE INSANE TOGETHER Binta also speaks to him in Villic so like.. YIPPEE but uhh. My Nurm and Binta became friends after jack fell off the cliff (LOSERRRRR 🫵🫵🫵🫵). They both lost their husbands ☹️ they both have beef with Romeo too. They understand each other. Binta doesn't act like he's crazy for staying behind or praying that jack returns. She gets it 🩷🩷🩷

ANYWAY quite a few ships in the like category I've seen on here. Radar x fem jesse does NOT deserve the hate it got, batunatu's art of them actually makes me giggle and kick my feet like omg.. thank you for making me like them so much. Same with Gill and Axel, I've seen art and OUGHHHHJ. AND PETRA AND XARA. Y'ALL ARE WILDDDDD 🩷🩷🩷 the old order are just.. anything works honestly. Especially Soren, he could go with ANYONE and it'd work lmao. The whore /lh.. COUGH ANYWAYS. Harper and Otto slaps I'm gonna be real y'all. Axel and Olivia are pretty cute too, same with Jesse and Stella. Also.. scratch what I said about Nurm x Binta. It's going in the likes. I'm sorry but I'm insane about them. Friends or dating. Fuck it, au where jack actually DID DIE. And then Nurm x Binta... Perchance.. Jurm is still number one but OHHH my days. (Maybe it could even go up to love...)

I'm sorry y'all, but I don't like Jesse x Petra or Lukas much. It's so.. bland and flavourless. It feels overdone on sorry ☹️ I honestly don't have much to say about the others. I feel like jack X Romeo has so much angst potential. Whether it's toxic admin or pathetic Romeo oh my god. So much angst.. also again I've seen some banging fanart so that's helped my opinion LMAO. Also my Cassie is like 20 or 30 something and my Mevia id OLD OLD. so it depends on the other person's interpretation of them. Ive seen some cute stuff NGL (WHERE THEY ARE BOTH THE SAME AGE OBVIOUSLY).

I don't like Petra x Jack or Nurm just because I see jack like her older brother and Nurm as her brother in law. Also, I'm so sorry but I just can't get behind Radar x Pama..

I have no clue what to make of any of the admins

And eugh. PAMA x harper.. I'm sorry but that's her baby to me. No thank you

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Now then. Character opinions.

Nurm: OHHHH MY GODDDDD I WOULD DOE FOR HIM I WOULD ACTUALLY FUCKING DIE FOR NURM. HES SUCH A SWEETIE AND HES SO PERFECT AND COOL AND GORGEOUS OMGGGG AUGH. YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I TWEAK WHEN I THINK OF THIS MAN. HES MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER EVER. I DRAW HIM EVERYWHERE YALL IM SLIGHTLY INSANE

Jack: see nurm. But slightly less feral 🤏

Fem Jesse: I love her so much omg. I really wish I could play as her but playing as female characters makes me dysphoric sometimes.. ☹️ she's so cool though omg.

Male Jesse: he's alright.

Olivia: I love her voice so much in season one I'm upset they changed it. She feels like a different character. But also I kinda like that? It feels like she has grown a lot since season one in a way.. augh. I love thinking about outfits to put her in so much she's so cool

Binta: MY GIRL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ her and Nurm friendship has actually made me crazy y'all. I started typing the tags and then by the time I got to this Im shaking, head in my hands like OUGHHHHJ BINTAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 I love her. Make her a creature 😋

Nell: HELM YEAH she's so chill I love her. One of the characters who I think I'd actually be friends with if I found myself in mcsm. Like, as much as I love jack and Nurm I'd be too scared to even say hi.. nell on the other hand? Literally the most inviting person ever. I love her 🩷

Harper is so sweet too. She's awesome OML

Milo and Reginald: BOTH ARE PERFECT. so different yet my opinions are the same. I wish you had more chances to interact with them ☹️ one episode isn't enough

Ivor: he's Ivor y'all. Come on.

Radar: HES ALRIGHT. HES KINDA ADORABLE but also annoying sometimes.. his voice gets on my nerves occasionally but he's doing his best 🩷

Otto: HELL YEAH OTTO I love his design so much for some reason.. also he stands like a villager so immediately I love him.

PAMA: ADORABLE. Cutest villain ever istg. "YAY :]" AWEEEEE ODNDJDNKSNFJDN OKAY FINEEEE ILL BE USEFUL

Cassie: I just love making her a scene girl... ough. Go girlboss kill em 🗣️🗣️

Isa: I don't like how she treated everyone in sky city but I understand why she did that. Also she's so badass what the hell.. if she was an animal she'd be a cheetah

the rest of the old order: not much to say on them but I like them all 😋

Gill: best member of the blazerods. He's so cute ong.. bro is just happy to be there 😭

Lukas: he's sweet. Overrated as hell in my opinion, but that's not surprising. Can't hate him for it 🩷

Petra: I don't like how she acted in season two .. I know she had her reasons, but put yourself in Jesse's shoes. You'd feel upset too, no matter how much you justify her actions. Put I can't hate her either. She's PETRA. shes so cool and I'm glad her and Jesse are friends again at the end 🩷

Axel: HEHE I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH hed so sweet with his friends. The hug at the end.. and him sobbing when Petra leaves.. AUGH. HUGS HIM OMG.

Romeo: HE LOOKS COOL. I love the concept of the admins. So much. Also seeing all the different designs for him.. AUGH

Xara: SHES SO COOL. her backstory makes me sad though ☹️

Fred: I'd probably love him if we saw him more. He sounds so sweet, but I just. We only hear from him once and the message isn't even for us.

Warden: he's a jerk, but I feel bad for him ☹️

Stella: I just.. hm. Shes horrible in the begining, and only gets nice in SOME playthroughs. I like nice Stella, I hate mean Stella, so okay is the middle ground I feel. Though maybe idk would be better ..

Maya: meh.

Mevia: I'm genuinely so confused on how I feel about her.

Aiden: I have SO MUCH BEEF WITH HIM FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I FONT KNOW WHY I HATE HIM SO MUCH BUT AUGHHHH. I NEED YALL TO KNOW HOW FUCKING UGLY HE IS IN MOUSECRAFT TOO

VILE

Hadrien: Ew.

My opinions on some ships and characters 😼😼😼

Ill explain some stuff in the tags if yall are curious hehe

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[emcscared-whumps]

@dang-i-like-whump because you got me onto the collapsed lung bullshit lmfao it's your fault ^-^ also @painful-pooch bc i added some extra tidbits lol

it's just a roughly outlined thing instead of actual writing bUT;

CONTENT and WARNINGS: uh, collapsed lung, drowning but not actually but it looks like it unless you Know Pete's a mer shifter so... oh yeah, and he'll effectively be rendered mute bc speaking is a lung thing

idek lmfao i dance on all the tw topics like a 10 year old doing the nutbush on a funky mat to the entire song

and i can't get enough

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imagine Pete just, minding his own damn business, getting a collapsed lung for x reason (not injury related, he'd literally die lol), and just, eyes going wide, clutching at his chest and throat struggling to breathe properly, hyperventilating at an alarming rate as he drops to his knees, cane clattering to the ground

if anyone tries to help he'll probably shy away and almost end up flat on the ground, and you can very much see the decision happen behind those beautiful scared eyes when he see/finds the Nearby Water

he doesn't wanna but all previous inhibitions go yeet when you can't breathe

frantically, with shaking hands while still hyperventilating, he slips off his scarf and shrugs off his jacket

-- you can see him getting faint--

he clumsily dives in, in fact he half falls in, but it's clearly intentional

he'll be rendered mute because he can't use his lungs anymore, he can't get the air moving, he's reliant solely on his gills; so he can't communicate what's happened

I wonder though, who he's with… no clue, but bonus if they/one doesn't Know and it's all in an unfamiliar place (would be better if they're alone with him so they have no context tbh)

so he's struggling, panicking, and he jumps in the water and then doesn't surface for a solid fucking minute (that, and he's still recovering from the 'holy fuck I couldn't breathe and there wasn't even any water involved, I was totally dry')

imagine the heart attack the person Not In The Know would get I mean holy fuck lmao

Pete ofc will pop back up, or rather, get within an inch of the surface to see if they're still there, they spot him first, and he has to surface to let them know he's… okay… not really… he couldn't breathe yeah and they practically reach in and drag him back up lmao

anyway, bb is stuck as fish, and reliant entirely on water

ACTUALLY?? you know what would be fun??! if they jumped in after he didn't come back up after a few seconds :eblurryeyes:

and the water is cold af

and Pete has to try and stop them going after him and getting hypothermia >:3