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BLOODBORNE REFERENCE IN GHOST OF TSUSHIMAAAAAA
#NOT JUST A REFERENCE!!!! THEY LET ME DRESS AS EILEEN!!!!#the only shrine ive figured out by myself so far 😭#'hm what feels in the spirit of bloodborne....oh i know. causing myself grievous bodily harm'#and they played a tiny bit of the first hunter i lost my MINDDDDD#absolutely in love with these easter eggs#god of war ragnarok 🤝 ghost of tsushima: loving homages to other games#the sotc armour looks sick as hell too#alana plays ghost of tsushima
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A new sketchbook so of course I have to fill the first page with my favorite man
#of course references are used#because i am old and my brain doesn't work#jin sakai#ghost of tsushima#traditional art#drawing#myart#artists on tumblr
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❝ A person with a mole in the pathway of their tears, is destined to a life full of them⎯⎯ ❞
𝑱𝑰𝑵 𝑺𝑨𝑲𝑨𝑰 𑁍 (Ghost of Tsushima)
ph: afterdark-vp
I literally got chills when I noticed that Jin had a mole under his eye, I'm much more attached to the ending where he kills his uncle, and this adds value to this quote for me.
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Game over?
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Mongolian General Ghost of Tsushima
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Rise of the ronin is coming out tomorrow and I’m psyched!!
Wonder what more games can inspire me when it comes to my fics:)…
(So far I’ve managed to finish ac3 and ac syndicate after the mess that happened after a storm came by and my ps5 wouldn’t turn completely on unless I deleted everything🥲 the pain I felt in my soul was deep when I saw that I had to restart ac unity)
#replaying ac unity and I finally got past the stupid mission that is sequence 10 mission 2#that mission though has inspired me when it comes to Tsering#she’s be good at missions like those with some guidance#also replaying ac origins as well#taken a bunch of screenshots for inspiration & references#moments inspired by a chuffed panda gaming#it’s so weird that I didn’t have to restart ghost of Tsushima tho#I have all the save files there#didn’t have to start ac3 from the beginning either#rise of the ronin hype#I am so hyped#chuffed panda talks
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Here's a couple Jin Sakais with the Horizon armor.
I was shook when I found this armor, I love Horizon so much and also Ghost of tsushima, love the reference.
#hfw#horizon forbidden west#virtual photography#horizon#horizon zero dawn#ghost of tsushima#jin sakai#jin
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Criticism of Blue Eyed Samurai
Well, I just watched Blue Eyed Samurai. Been spotting several positive clickbait thumbnails of it, so even though I didn't have high expectations based on the trailer, I gave it a go. And well, it was what I feared it was. I still enjoyed it though! And it's an engaging story, just not what I wish it was. Anyways, I wrote a comment on Reddit about it, which I thought I'd repost here.
Edit: I ended up going in and reordering some paragraphs under headings, as people on Reddit replied to by comment. Noticing people are nitpicking the historical accuracy of my commentary, which wasn't really what I was concerned about. It's more that certain cues in these stories make me expect certain things.
The main point of much of this text is to look into what makes Blue Eyed Samurai a noticeably American story, by comparing it to other jidaigeki stories with a similar setting made for and by Asian people, and stories set in Asia made by Americans (for Americans).
🚧 NB! I'm still working on the text. Text marked in cursive are just notes, so please ignore them for now! 🚧
Asian stories
So, this isn't the first time we've gotten an Asian story told by Americans (for Americans). And that in of itself doesn't necessarily make the show unwatchable. Beyond the cases of whitewashing and yellowface in Hollywood, we can also find a few love letters to Asian media.
For China, we have Kung Fu Panda, a love letter to Kung Fu movies with a Chinatown aesthetic. For Asian ethnicities overall, we have Avatar the Last Airbender. And for Japan, we have stories like the Ghost of Tsushima and Shogun.
As a period drama fan, what I expect coming into these shows are generally other pieces in the same genre, that is Asian stories told by Asians. Perhaps due to the lack of any relevant Asian American genre. In the case of Blue Eyed Samurai, I was expecting a jidaigeki more in the lines of Azumi, Oshin or Princess Kaguya. However, I felt that Blue Eyed Samurai fell short, even by the standard of other Asian stories told by Americans for Americans.
Overall, the story's theme is two fold: action and feminism.
Action and martial arts
While Blue Eyed Samurai throws around words like samurai and honor, it doesn't appear to actually understand what these entail. Instead, it feels like it only focuses on the superficial badassery of it. In contrast, Ghost of Tsushima did a great job with its Japanese localization. Although some parts was a little bit off still, they salvaged this by centering their themes around bushido culture and made references to terms used there, and the visuals references Japanese aesthetics of the transient seasons and impermanence, which is commonly used in haiku poetry. It features seasonal environments such as ginko leaves, reed, maple, and spider lilies to mention some. The same can be said for Shogun, which is more about the tension being lost in translation, and where especially Mariko recited actual Japanese poems at several occassions.
Meanwhile, Kung Fu Panda also has the tropes and artefacts of Chinese wuxia story, but it is ultimately based on Chinatown. A theme park-esque idea of China designed by and to cater to white people, as a Chinese American defense mechanism. Yet, it stands on its own as an American love letter to Chinese kung fu films.
In the west, many use Kung Fu Panda as an argument for successful orientalism. However, Accented Cinema points out, it may have more to do with China's own failure in representing themselves, and that Kung Fu Panda's lesson was just what China needed at that time: To stop doubting and to learn to love themselves. Even in the face of the traditional Chinese fantasy genre (wuxia and xianxia) losing foothold in Asia, they can still stay themselves as a new generation reinvents the genre. And the new stories coming out of China seems to have taken this classic hollywood message to heart.
I'll use this opportunity to shoutout some stories by China to come out of this new era: The Legend of Hei, the White Snake, The Untamed, Black Myth: Wukong, Genshin Impact, etc.
In contrast, Blue Eyed Samurai has the same attention to detail when it comes to the artifacts of a jidaigeki story. But it falls short, because it lacks in as meaningful a message as Kung Fu Panda had, and somehow lacks in the tropes (or whatever it's called?) that you'd expect to see in a jidaigeki. Instead, it focuses on superficial badassery and western feminism, and it feels like it clearly caters to white people's ideas and desires.
But overall, great choreography and compositing, engaging story and characters ... Blue Eyed Samurai is good, but does veer into the uncanny valley for me, which I know was an issue Asians had with ATLA. Guess I felt it a little bit more with Blue Eyed Samurai due how much (unrealistic) violence and (meaningless) sex is glorified, and made me question what exactly the overall moral message of the story was supposed to be beyond simply "revenge plots are cool but also destructive." As somebody else said, it's giving "guts and tits for the people."
I was hoping for something like Azumi
I do not mean that I wanted Blue Eyed Samurai (BES) to romanticize bushido and samurai. However, I did want it to explore these concept, because they made such a big deal out of it. The closest comparison I can make and what I was actually hoping for when going into BES, was something more like the manga Azumi.
The main character of both series, Mizu and Azumi, are similar in several aspects. Both are orphaned women who grew up to become fearsome assassins, whose sworsmanship is so incredible that they're able to fight off hordes of men singlehandedly. Additionally, both are mixed race, though where Azumi only has blue-ish eyes, Azumi has actual blue eyes. Additionally, both work as assassins during the sakoku policy, though while Azumi lives around the time of Tokugawa Ieyasu in the 16th century, at the start of the policy, Mizu lives further along in the 17th century.
Azumi is a gritty look into (among other things) both shinobi and samurai that does not romanticize either, and has won an award for its exploration of these concepts in relation to buddhism. In fact, everyone in Azumi suffers. The only one who is perhaps glorified is Azumi, who many critics compare to a boddhisattva.
Throughout the story, Azumi works to not become too attached to earthly comforts, but still suffers because of her attachment to her companions. As Azumi completes her pruning missions for her boss (the Buddhist monk Tenkai), she accumulates a lot of bad karma in the form of endless waves of people pursuing her for either revenge, the bounty on her head, the thrill of defeating a master swordswoman, etc. Because of it, 90% of her closest companions SPOILER die, and many of her friends are raped or permanently maimed, and has to deal with the trauma and practical inconveniences of it. Often because they are caught in the crossfire between Azumi's targets or those who pursue her.
By the end of the story, Azumi still ends up making new companions like usual and her boss continues wanting to send her on pruning missions. But she decides to leave them all behind, so that those she cares about will not be affected by her bad karma again. She knows she will have to stay on the road indefinitely and will never really be able to enjoy the comforts of settling down, because of her pursuers. The series makes the buddhist argument that earthly attachment in general causes suffering, and Azumi is enlightened by abandoning those attachments and by facing her karma, although that does not mean she will not end up with a violent death. The story ends openly with Azumi wandering off into obscurity.
Mizu is not a samurai
We could argue that she is a ronin, but then she'd technically must've been serving a lord as a samurai in the past. She should be at least be a tiny bit concerned with chivalry; At least enough to discuss or talk about it, which we know isn't the case. Mizu is closer to being a shinobi/ninja, since her goal is to assassinate her 4 maybe fathers. Another thing Mizu shares with shinobi is that both are often criticised by samurai because of their penchant for ambushes and lack of concern for bushido / warriors code. Yet she breaks the mold of being a shinobi, since she doesn't really sneak around in (civilian) disguise and will openly brawl her way through a dojo and into a fort. In this aspect, Azumi is much more like a shinobi.
While Mizu's motivation is simply revenge for the injustice she and her mother suffered at the hands of the gaijin faction, in Azumi the motivation is to prune the country like a bonsai tree off individuals which may threathen a new age of peace, and prevent the country from slipping back into the civil war that marked the Sengoku period.
But where characters in Blue Eyed Samurai is heavily protected by plot armor, allowing Mizu to be an almost invincible pin cushion, no one is safe in Azumi and injured characters requires months to recover and heal from cuts.
While writing this, I recalled that in episode 5, they interjected a story about a samurai marrying and fathering a child with a woman who descended from an enemy clan. He kills both her and their son, which turns her into a onryō. Mizu being an Onryō works, but I am left questioning how this fits into the story beyond its symbolism, as there's been no explicit supernatural elements in the story. Mizu is bullied for being the (devil) spawn of a quote "white devil" in childhood, I think it would be more interesting if they called her a "white ghost," since onryos (which could represent Mizu) are a type of vengeful female ghost. Furthermore, Taigen often compares Mizu to a dog, esp. when she does not live up to the samurai standards he holds her to. Not sure where that fits in either..
Orientalism
So the statement about samurai criticising shinobi was called out as orientalist. This was my reply:
As for orientalism, I guess Blue Eye Samurai is being orientalist then, which I was kinda feeling while watching but didn't really put into words. It's pretty stereotypical to connect Japanese with honor and samurai after all, contributing to why I felt the show was very American.
In the sense of samurai simply meaning warrior, then we can consider Mizu a samurai. But Taigen (and Akemi) connects being a samurai with honor and complains about fair play. By making this connection, he invokes bushido/chivalry and excludes people who ambush others like assassins from the definition of being a samurai, and by extension criticises assassins like ninjas for not shying away from "dishonorable" ambushes. To restore his honor, Taigen wants to arrange a formal duel and even writes up a challenge letter (hatashijou), which makes sense in terms of the dojo trope. But well, the series does contradict itself a lot in favor of cool one liners, and what it means to be a samurai or knight has changed throughout history.
Time period
Some people began nitpicking the historical accuracy of my commentary, which wasn't really what I was concerned about. I am open to artistic liberty. However, with BES it was a little bit harder, since they made so many historical references and leaned into the jidaigeki genre, but then broke it in ways that came off as uncanny to me. Looking back, I guess this uncanny feeling was the orientalism letting itself be known, though I couldn't put it into words back then.
As jidaigeki is a subgenre of historical stories, certain cues does make me expect certain things. Like when I see an English-speaking gaijin as the antagonist, I would make the connection that this story is probably set sometime after the Americans forced Japan to open up for trade in the 1800s. Yet this expectation is then contradicted when I learn that no foreigners are allowed in Japan yet due to the Sakoku policy, which makes me wonder what this Irishman is doing here all alone centuries too early and how he even managed to climb to such a powerful position while being so isolated.
Gaijins as antagonists
Why an Irishman as the gaijin antagonist? It'd make more sense if it was a portuguese or dutch. If Blue Eyed Samurai is set in 17th century Edo Japan, it's a long time off when the Americans forced Japan to put down the sakoku policy, and even then, why Britain/London? If anything, Japan and Britain liked each other enough to form an alliance for their shared fear of Russia.
Why not other colonial powers who were actually active in Japan and Asia overall at the time (the Dutch) or the ones who caused Christianity to be banned during the sakoku (the Portuguese).
My first thought of a precedent goes to Konishi Shizune, the Christian revolutionary leader in Azumi who's also mixed race like Azumi, which is based on the historical Amakusa Shiro.
(Depictions of Gaijins: Americans during postwar Japan in Hajime no Ippo. Senator Armstrong in Metal Gear Solid)
Japanese in Europe
With Mizu heading to Europe, I came across people discussing the plot armor and how Mizu wouldn't stand a chance against the guns nor London police. It came off as kind of white supremacist, and the entire thread was locked because of unsolicited opinions from outsiders.
To be fair, Japan had guns too at the time. According to Netflix themselves, Blue Eye Samurai takes place in the 1600s. If that's the case, it means that the guns were mostly muskets, rifles and pistols which took time to load, so people did still use swords even in Europe. And only a century earlier in the 1500s, when Dreamwork's El Dorado is set, people would still use firearms and crossbows side by side, and Oda Nobunaga also used firearms in his own warfare during the sengoku period.
Also, the police didn't exist yet, since the UK police were created in the late 1700s. As for the London battalion or royal guards storming her, it'd either amount to when she was stormed by the hand claw guys. The plot armor in the first season was a lot imo even then though. But sneaking up on them depends on the terrain and context, so I can see it happening.
Furthermore, it's not unrealistic for Japanese people to travel to Europe, because there's historical precedence for this. In 1613, Hasekura Tsunenaga was sent on a diplomatic mission to negotiate with the pope and the king of Spain, and some of his men even stayed behind to form the Japon clan in Spain. The expedition took 7 years, and ironically enough, once he returned, christianity had already been banned in Japan. The people who still kept the Christian faith in spite of this came to be known as kakure kirishitan.
Debauchery means it's for adults ..
The way characters (esp. Mizu) will throw out badass oneliners as if on a treadmill, only to contradict exactly what she said as short as 5 seconds later does mess with my suspension of disbelief.
The story also goes into protitution and patriarchy, though it also felt superficial to me. If anything it feels like an excuse for fan service, similar to Game of Thrones in a sense. Like they know that sex sells, and that's what "the audience really wants." That said, again I enjoyed both GOT and Blue Eye Samurai, even though some may laconically break the former down to "dragons and tits" and the latter to "guts and tits".
Token representation
Mizu's apprentice was born without hands, which could have brought about an interesting exploration of disability. But instead, he's relegated to being a quirky sidekick and comedic relief..
BES is an American story
Blue Eyed Samurai has all the visual motifs of a Japanese samurai story (jidaigeki), but the tropes and logic is extremely American. It does get the artifacts and set dressing of a jidaigeki story right (surprisingly accurate at some points), which is why it triggered the uncanny valley for me sometimes. When certain artifacts and set ups appeared, I expected it to follow certain tropes I'm used to from jidaigeki, but it didn't really do that.
Patriarchy and gender roles
While I understand and appreciate your critique, I don't think the narrative is grounded in realism. It's more like expressing the need that women do have to see themselves in the shoes of a physically invincible protagonist. Also the motivation isn't simply revenge - what has happened to Mizu has convinced that her very existence is suffering. She's internalized the hate to an extent that it no longer matters whether she lives or dies. She will slowly change as a person and her motivations will also change, which I hope we get to see . All the characters are somewhere trying to rebel against their gender roles, and that I feel is the 'message'. Also as far as the right antagonist to show goes, Fowler seems an indictment of British colonialism a few centuries too soon, but his attitudes aren't unfamiliar. At all.
Blue Eyed Samurai doesn't explore the concepts it references or markets itself with, but seems to throw them around because samurai and honor sounds cool and is a stereotypically Japanese/Sinosphere thing. Instead it'd rather explore gender roles and patriarchy. And the character Blue Eyed Samurai primarily uses to explore these themes with isn't the titular protagonist, but rather Princess Akemi.
But Akemi's struggles with patriarchy, also comes off as more a Western suffragette story than a Sinosphere one.
The Princess as a Caged Bird
Other stories about gender roles and patriarchy in ancient Japan to which we can compare this to is probably Isao Takahata's Princess Kaguya, though this one is probably set long before BES in the Heian period.
Like in Kaguya, the ohaguro set is presented as a symbol of oppression for Akemi. However, instead of being explicitly oppressed by outside forces like Akemi, Kaguya is instead pressured by societies and her father's idea of what a princess should be to become happy. Throughout the film, Kaguya questions what it is all for and even counters against her governess that "a princess is not a human then!"
Princess Kaguya as a roadside flower. To be plucked in a moment of fancy, and neglected once savored and bored. Merely a trophy to be won and stowed away in a display cabinet.
The film explores what makes life worth living, by exploring the difference between humanity and moon people.
Filial piety. Fulfilling your own dreams through your offspring. Showing off achievements to relatives (accumulating merit).
Geisha and maiko in contrast to the Oiran of the red light district. Streetwalkers. Prostitution - the world's oldest profession.
Oda Nobunaga's younger sister in Nobunaga Concerto and Azumi.
Hypergamy. Tradition of men being adopted into the wife's household. The Fujiwara clan of the Heian period, who continuously married their women into the imperial family for generations. Attitudes around cheating and monogamy (Genji Monogatari).
The Fallacy of the Stereotypical Asian woman
Oshin - Resilience and endurance.
Asian women as firecrackers. There's a reason why the stereotype of Tiger Mom even came to be, because Asian women and people in general are not weak and strictly submissive, although they are often mistaken as doormats.
Honne and tatemae
Yamato Nadeshiko
While writing about this, I ended up going on a tangent about Asian women, which you can read here: The Fallacy of the Stereotypical Asian Woman.
Gender roles in Genderbender
Kaze Hikaru
Ryou
Torikaebaya Monogatari, where a brother and sister in the Heian period is gender mixed at birth, to fulfil gender roles they're more "suited" for according to societal expectations. Another Heian period text about a guy who crossdresses as a woman to get close to a woman he has a crush on.
Gender fluidity has been the norm throughout most of history.
A wolf in sheep's clothing
I guess the show is more concerned about gender roles and patriarchy. I'm actually not all that concerned with historical accuracy, but I couldn't help but be thrown off by how it felt like vastly different time periods (and thus different expectations in terms of jidaigeki tropes) were meshed together. I still stand by that the show is a very (overseas Asian/) (Asian) American narrative, which made it uncanny how accurate it still was in terms of getting the artefacts etc. of a jidaigeki right. Sort of like a "wolf in sheeps clothing," though that doesn't make it a bad thing. For example, Akemi feels more like a Western suffragette, rather than an Asian feminist. Yet the ohaguro set etc. may be a reference to Isao Takahata's Princess Kaguya, which is about feminism.
The story came off as stereotypical to me. Yet it does get the artifacts and set dressing of a jidaigeki story right (surprisingly accurate at some points). I did cringe at some points or feel the uncanny valley, but again overall the show was engaging and enjoyable.
I've enjoyed other orientalist stories before, such as Kung Fu Panda and Avatar the Last Airbender. I've also enjoyed occidentalist stories like mohuan and isekai. Yet something with Blue Eye Samurai made me cringe sometimes. Comparing it to the others I've mentioned, perhaps it's because it's set in a more non-fantastical setting as opposed to a jianghu of sorts idk. Blue Eye Samurai is still entertaining though, and may be the start of a new genre.
It's hard to explain what it feels like for people who don't have the same cultural references, so here's an example of occidentalism. I noticed that when Genshin Impact (a Chinese game) released the new Fontaine region where they decided to mix Britain, Italy, France etc., which people claimed is just plain weird haha. But Fontaine has still been well received regardless it seems. On the other hand, I still cringe every time I see Senator Armstrong in Metal Gear Solid.
Historical references
Random, but here's a list of different artifacts and set dressings that appeared in the show. The little theatre play about the ronin and his wife uses kurogo (black clad actors) to manipulate the dolls, which was novel to see. Previously I've mostly watched kurogo being used to manipulate perspective such as in this Matrix Ping Pong skit and the Tokyo 2020 pictogram opening ceremony. Traditionally, Kurogo is used in Kabuki to create special effects and are supposed to be invisible to the audience.
Mizu's husband uses a naginata, which is basically a spear. Although also used by warriors in general, it was often used by women.
#Blue Eyed Samurai#Netflix#review#criticism#Azumi#Kung Fu Panda#Ghost of Tsushima#Avatar the Last Airbender#samurai#bushido#shinobi#ninja#onryo#gaijin#Sakoku#karma#revenge#uncanny valley#kurogo#feminism#orientalism#occidentalism#decolonization#blog
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absolutely looooooooving these references in ghost of tsushima. personally ranking:
1. Bloodborne (bottom right)
2. Ghost of the Colossus (bottom left)
3. Horizon: Zero Dawn (Top right)
4. God of War (Top left)
The Bloodborne armor skin honestly looks so much like it‘d be a cross between Sekiro and Bloodborne. I adore it.
#ghost of tsushima#bloodborne#god of war#shadow of the colossus#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#sony showing off#sekiro
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Reflecting on Ghost of Tsushima
I've been playing Ghost of Tsushima...I started it for Ninja November and then was playing offline just doing side quests when I wasn't feeling well and now I'm in approximately 60 hours in and in Act 3.
I think Sucker Punch has made something really special. At first I was annoyed with being pulled into duels to fight with my samurai skills after I've done so many missions as stealthily as possible but it makes sense. It is a mechanical and physical response I have to the situation Jin Sakai is in.
And perhaps I have just played my quests/missions in such a way that it reinforces these feelings. But the writing is dynamic and somber and somehow really relatable. And no I'm not a 13th century samurai. But see Jin wrestle with the expectations of his upbringing, family, and community, while trying to do what he thinks is right...or the way he can protect and save his home...is...devastating.
You see Jin really grapple with being referred to as a demon or ghost...he's just a samurai trying to save his home...and over time you see the impact from the community and hope he brings as the ghost...a folk hero who's pushing back the mongols and bringing hope to Tsushima...
I am not done with the game yet. But I'm also very interested to see where the secondary cast ends their quests of revenge and retribution and if they can ever find peace in a place that no longer looks like their home.
And perhaps I'm just a silly little guy. In between me playing Tear of the Kingdom, a handful of retro titles, and always revisiting Shovel Knight and Cyber Shadow...this game has just left in some sort of way. It is like a book I can't put down. Its somewhat predictable and has also taken me off guard. My last play session has left me distraught with the events that occurred and I know I'm creeping up on the end and I'm torn with doing all the side missions or mainlining the story to get to the conclusion. But perhaps that is another sign of well crafted writing. Me, the player is also hurt and upset and want a resolution...
I did not expect to have such big feels. I'll report back once I've completed the game. But I do know right now that this game is very special and while it isn't a Tenchu game...it does scratch that itch with a variety of items, story, and character.
#gaming#ghost of tsushima#tenchu#ninja november#game dev#indie game dev#indie game development#ps5#ps5 gaming#sucker punch productions#the ghost#jin sakai
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having a lot of fun with iki island
#every game should have a slightly trippy DLC where the protag endures haunting introspective dream sequences#such a treat to see all these references to the main game. even random side characters showing up as hallucinations to taunt jin. LOVE it#ALSO THE ANIMALS.......I LOVE YOU IKI ISLAND CATS AND MONKEYS......#alana plays ghost of tsushima
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Things I'm Not Allowed to do In Beika
Dressing up as the Grim Reaper and claiming to be Shinichi's cousin is only funny once.
Despite all appearances to the contrary, Akai is not a zombie or a ghost, and I am not allowed to point at him and whisper "I see dead people."
I will not attempt to send notes to new Organization members telling them that they must perform a dramatic reenactment of their favorite childhood fairy tales, nor will I claim that the note was from Gin.
I will not teach the Detective Boys Morse Code so they can signal rude words.
I will not start a betting pool on which kitchen appliance Akai will break the next time he tries to cook.
Despite your personal beliefs, Amuro would not be happier if he was given a Furby.
You are not Amuro's personal anger management counselor.
When Conan pulls his Sleeping Kogoro act, do not take the opportunity to draw on Kogoro's face with a permanent marker.
I will not ask Akai if he can show me how to grow my own tobacco plants.
I will not sneak into Amuro's apartment at three in the morning, nor will I use Conan's voice-changing bowtie to chant ominous-sounding gibberish when he's trying to sleep.
Yelling "VIBE CHECK" when I roundhouse kick someone was only funny the first time.
I will not start humming creepy music whenever Amuro enters the room.
Do not attempt to convince Akai to follow cooking instructions in reverse order "for science".
I will not wake the Kudo household up by yelling "IT'S GIN, RUN!" at six in the morning.
I will not convince everyone to refer to Amuro's car as the Batmobile.
I will not prank call Rum and tell him that I need to talk to him about his car's extended warranty.
Haibara is not the Wicked Witch of the West.
Do not attempt to break up a fight between Akai and Amuro by loudly asking why they never told anyone about their affair. It will not make things better.
I will not give Hattori and Shinichi matching "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
I will not suggest that the PSB and the FBI refer to themselves as the "Black Organization are Suckers Group", nor will I claim that it would be a great gesture of political allyship.
I will not stick a sign on Amuro's back that says "Single and Ready to Mingle."
I will not teach Haro to hide Amuro's shoes.
I will not tell Akai that he needs to go to his happy place.
Rye, Bourbon, and Scotch were the Whiskey Trio, not The Three Stooges.
I will stop referring to Gin and Vodka as Thing One and Thing Two.
Asking "So which one of them fails the vibe check?" is not an appropriate way to identify a murder suspect.
Ran is dangerous enough as she is and I will not provide her with a sword.
I will not claim to be Anokata's long-lost child and that I am continuing his work.
You are not to sneak a baby Tsushima leopard cat into a PSB meeting, nor are you allowed to claim that it's Bring Your Pet to Work Day.
Do not ask Amuro if you can drive his car or tell him he just left skid marks on a couple of pedestrians.
I will not glue googly eyes to the bottom of Professor Agasa's mug.
Do not ask for a complimentary beer when questioned by the police.
Never, under any circumstances, attempt to get Akai and Amuro under the mistletoe together.
I will not perform a seance at three in the morning in the Kudo household, and when I inevitably wake Akai up, I will not loudly exclaim that the ritual was a success.
Getting Bourbon's code name wrong on purpose is still rude even if he's the only one not laughing.
#detective conan#meitantei conan#akai shuichi#amuro tooru#rei furuya#edogawa conan#kudo shinichi#haibara ai#hattori heiji#black organization#gin#vodka#akam#humor
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I haven't really introduced myself on here until now... I'm Tomo!
I'm an artist and I mostly just focus on OC content, I don't have any specific fandoms I exclusively draw for.
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My OCs are all a part of a larger plot, and the story is called Orehiki, so a lot of my posts are labeled with #orehiki ヾ(•ω•`)o It's a webtoon in progress~ (currently on hiatus, but I plan to return to it in 2025!)
Orehiki is a historical drama with supernatural elements, based around themes of reincarnation and fate. It takes place in the 1570s at first, before a timeskip takes it to the modern day - each half referred to as Sengoku and Reiwa, respectively! 🍁
Some of my favorite media (anime/manga/game/drama) include:
Ensemble Stars!! (I'm AkatsukiP, Souma + Hiyori are my oshis)
Ghost of Tsushima
Nobunaga Concerto
Higurashi When They Cry
Summertime Rendering
MDZS (not The Untamed, srry I wasn't into it)
The Heike Story
(...among other things)
I'm on multiple other socmeds as well, you can find them all here!
Feel free to send me asks and stuff, I don't mind at all 🤗 Especially if you fancy something about my OCs 👀 I could talk about them for hours if you give me the chance—
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I think tumblr ate my ask but I was just saying hi and my birthday is next week Monday🙂↕️
AND IM GETTING MY SPINE TATTOO🙂↕️🙂↕️ finally I have been waiting for years to get it done it’s gonna be my second tattoo🤭 I’m getting my fav flower (spider lily) with two koi fish I’ll send you a reference picture if you want!!
but how are you darling? I hope you’re not overworking yourself. Make sure to eat and stay hydrated and rest!!!
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OH MY GOD SPINE TATTOOS ARE SO HOT i’m hoping to get my first tat on my birthday 🙂↕️🙂↕️ if not i’ll get one in america with @lotties-ashwagandha when we meet up mhm mhm i would love to see a reference pic that sounds so fucking pretty i’m so excited for you GODSPEED also happy early birthday ! you have to come say hi if you have time so i can sing you happy birthday mkay??
i’m good !! i’m definitely not overworking myself i got a little burnt out (i was literally hashing muscle spasms in my hand for three days from how much i was typing) so i took a little break and i’ve been playing ghost of tsushima like it’s no one’s business
i love u 🐧 anon it’s so nice to see u in the inbox <3
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