#geto come home ☹️

[screampied]

vegasssss you should not be letting me yap especially cuz i'm bouta be on spring break like this week (yippie except i have a test the literal week i get back ☹️) and i may or may not accidentally bombard you with asks so uhm yeah anyways

erm okay okay so basically idk if has been done before, probably has cuz i don't think it's very special but like let me try and explain it okay

sooooo it's like you live with geto and this is like pre-kenjaku (i think its kinda obvi where im going with this but wtvr) one night you're in bed waiting for him to come home and you check the time seeing it's already when he usually gets home right and like "zamn where he att???" yk and uhmm you call and he don't pick up no matter how many times you call which is weird cuz he usually at least texts you or smth if he can't pick and then out of NOWHERE you get a call from gojo and he's like "don't open the door for anyone" which is cray cray cuz you get a knock the door (crazy right) and it's geto (or is it...) and then i ended up falling asleep or waking up or smth cuz idk what happens next

i promise i'll get sleep, soon, hopefully

hope you're day is good and you're night is better vegas‼️‼️

WAIT I FORGOT TO ASK HRU

HRU VEGAS⁉️⁉️

-🔵

YAP ALL YOU WANT 💝💝💝🫂. squirt nation is so happy to have u, don’t worry !!!!

woah ur spring break comes so late, lucky. mine ended about last week n im alr missing it <3 good luck & make sure to study a lot ! feel freeeee to bombard me with asks lover

OOOOOOo i love it. pre-kenjaku you say? omg this sounds kinda eerie me like. pls the “it’s geto (or is it)” TBIS SOUNDS GOOD. u should totally write it that seems like a fire ass angst ☹️☹️😞

it’s been like four hours (i just woke up) hope ur getting some good sleep rn !!!!

but awh thank you babe! 🫂 im doing okay im GOOOOOD, prob gonna make me some ramen n finish these assignments i procrastinated

[noroi1000]

NSFW headcanon

Not understanding the suggestive text message

Yuji Itadori:

You: Will you come to me?

He: Sure. But in about half an hour

You: Why not now?

He: I can't. I have to go to town. This is important. Sorry. I will come on the way back 🥺

You: Whyyy… Don't leave me like this… I'm already in bed on my underwear…

He: Something happened to you?

You: No… You: Yes

He: What happened?

You: My boyfriend leaves me in need.

He: Are you feeling bad? What is it about? Something happened to you?

You: So something happened to me…

He: What? I'm on my way to see you.

You: I'm fucking horny and my boyfriend is not here when I need it!

He: *Active a minute ago*

Megumi Fushiguro:

You: Come to me~ ❤️

Half hour later:

You: Megumi You: You will come to me now?

Half hour later:

You: I want you now. I'm wearing your clothes. I know you were stressed today. I can help you with this very quickly.

Another half an hour later:

He: Sorry. I was on a mission. Still come to you? He: I'm not as stressed anymore as I was before the mission. I can do the laundry when I get back.

Satoru Gojo: You: Satoru~

He: What~?

You: Come home~

He: I will come~

You: When~?

He: Soon~

You: I want you here now~

He: I want you now too, baby~

You: Daddy… 🥺

He: You could have written it to me right away. I'm on the way.

You: Daddy~ You are to be here now~

He: Stand out. I'm teleporting to your pussy.

Kento Nanami:

You: Kento~

He: What is it about?

You: I need something

He: What you need? I can buy it before I get home.

You: This does not need to be purchased

He: What is this?

You: When will you be home?

He: In two hours

You: I can't take that much. I'm hot

He: It's autumn. You can turn off the heating or open the window.

You: But I'm hot inside. You have to come back and take care of me. I want you to take care of me inside. So much ~

Few minutes later:

He: You have a fever?

Suguru Geto:

He: You called a few minutes earlier. What was it about?

You: I don't know if this is important ☹️

He: Tell me what. This is definitely important ☹️ He: I will help you, no matter what it is

You: Will you really do anything for me?

He: Of course. Always everything for you ❤️

You: Ok You: As you know you have a lot of skill. You are a man and I am a woman. And I want you now. You know what's going on?

He: Not really, but I'm starting to have dirty thoughts 😏 He: Keep writing this or send photos and I am already next to you.

You: That was what it was about.

He: Then take off your clothes and spread your legs.

Toge Inumaki:

You: Do you like anything besides salmon and tuna? Because I love seeing you in bed with me ❤️

He: I also love hugging you. I'm on my way to my room.

You: Yeah. Come to me. We'll be able to "hug each other"

He: Why did you use ""?

Aoi Todo:

You: What are you doing?

He: I'm going to train

You: And I will do squats in shorts. You want to join?

He: I'm next to your room

Choso:

You: You're death painting womb, right?

He: Yes. But you can call me whatever you want. You are He: I would prefer name or sweet name than this 🥺

You: Okay, honey~

He: This is so much better. What you need? 😊

You: My womb needs a Womb.

He: 🤨

You: You are You: Anyway it does not matter. Just come to my bedroom.

Sukuna:

You: I'm bored…

He: Since you're texting me, just come to fuck. He: I know you planned it.

You: …

He: Didn't you expect this?

You: I'm so predictable?

He: Do you want to continue writing like this or will you finally come and sit on my dick?

You: Shameless…

He: You wanted It.

[akecrow]

Everyone focuses on megumi’s song being by weezer but what about geto’s come back home by two door cinema club ☹️