#genuinely if ter statue can convince messi to get a better barber i'll stop slandering him for barça's annual ucl exits prommy

[meowmeowmessi]

brainstorming possible reasons why messi keeps persisting with the atrocious uncut grass ass haircut (and beard); listing some below:

too autistic to say "no" to his terrorist barber

considers the haircut to be some sort of "lucky charm" since he won the world cup with it thus no longer plans to move on from it (dear god) (someone tell him he probably would've scored a double brace if he had a decent trim + shave)

secretly fears the onward march of time and is trying to cling on to the illusion of youth by sporting the kind of hairstyle a prepubescent boy would choose for himself (only to make himself look a billion years older in the process)

genuinely likes this trim (mental illness)