#gdhnjaodgnhjoa but FFFF KAEYA YOU ARE SUCH A CUTE MENACE I CAN'T

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" come on - drinks are on me . it's not often that I get to take someone out . " / akdmwk

@geleum || ice boy continues to play with fire; more at 10

"Are you serious?" he asks, and likely the stupidest question Scaramouche has ever presented to this persistent snowflake. He'll beat himself up for it later— The answer's oh so annoyingly obvious.

"I don't need you to take me anywhere, Captain. Certainly not out." Which he says with so much of a disgusted lilt to his tone, he might as well have spoken the foulest word in history.

Slowly, his head shakes. "What's in it for me? I already get to watch you make a fool of yourself every time you open your mouth— Something tells me drinks won't make that any less boring and repetitive."