#gc:charlie

[cobalt-axolotl]

nick my charlie and @kkkkkafka's michael

Kk:Michael: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Gc:Charlie: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Kk:Michael: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Nick: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

[cobalt-axolotl]

GC:Charlie: I’m quick at math.

Kk:Charlie: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?

GC:Charlie: 24.

Kk:Charlie: That wasn’t even close.

GC:Charlie: But it was quick.

More of the difference between @kkkkkafka’s Charlie and my own

[cobalt-axolotl]

*Gc:Charlie and Eggs house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Gc:Charlie: Damn, it's hot in here. Nick: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent! Gc:Charlie: Eggs: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is. Nick: What? Eggs: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

[cobalt-axolotl]

Gc:Charlie: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS! eggs: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

[cobalt-axolotl]

Eggs: Nick is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind. Gc:Charlie: Boys? Nick: Homicide.

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Eggs teaching Nick to drive and taking Gc:Charlie along for the ride

Eggs: That's a pothole. To the left! Nick: Take it back now y'all Drives into pothole Gc:Charlie, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Nick: I don't think that's how the song goes. Eggs, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Nick: Country Roads. Gc:Charlie: To the place. Nick and Gc:Charlie in unison: I Belong! Eggs, crying harder: What the fuck?