#garroth is probably scared of driving

[spiriiitt]

PDH hc that Laurance has a shitbox car that he got off of facebook marketplace and he picks Garroth up everyday for school in it, and it's got a bunch of empty beer cans from their random late night hnag outs and they leave them in the back so they don't get caught drinking when the cand appear in their trash bins at home, and other random shit that he can't be fucked cleaning up.

c: I love PDH Garrance sm, like even from just a friends standpoint they're so>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[aphverse-confessions]

i hate the “Garroth was the biological father of Levin” aus. absolutely no shame if you like it or find it fun!! I’m not knocking you guys at all, feel free to have fun and I’m not gonna judge you for that, but like- in terms of my own personal comfort and boundaries, for some reason I’ve always been super uncomfortable with the idea as a whole, in every flavor it manifests in. i’ve seen ideas that were like more on the healthy, happy consensual side that still irk me, and I’ve seen ideas on the horrifically violent noncon side for how Garroth ended up the maternal/paternal biological parent of Levin that absolutely scare the shit out of me and deeply unnerve me. that shit haunts me, man. and it’s not even an opposition to violent or scary or more “unconventional means of parenthood” type of stories that bother me, because I love to read and consume and write horror media and unconventional parenthood fics all the time, if it were any other character from another piece of media I would probably be fine with it!!! but it’s specifically Garroth ending up in some sort of sexual or more than platonic relationship with either Matilda or Malik that sits with me like a fucking spider in my face. whether it’s the uncharacteristic “he would not fucking say that” aspect of Garroth being a homewrecker that has an affair with another man’s wife, or the fact that it’s so far from what actually happened in canon that it feels like a gross mischaracterization of everyone involved, or it’s the horrifically disturbing aspect of “Malik was a horrible person that treated him horribly” or even just the uncanniness of Malik and Matilda chilling in a bed with Garroth between the two of them, I. Cannot. I can’t. I can’t do it. and that’s entirely just a me thing. i think maybe it’s because of my own fanon headcanons that are obviously very different from other peoples, which is a ridiculous standard for me to hold other people to so I won’t ! but oh my god it irks me so fucking bad and it drives me up the wall

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[y0urlittl3ang3l]

Headcanons for MCD characters??

This will probably be super long so..have fun??

Garroth is the main character

Garroth is 6'6

Laurance is 6'1

Dante is the shortest of the trio at 5'11

Aphmau and Aaron are side characters

Fuck it, Laurance is Irene's descendant instead of Aphmau

Garroth and Laurance have a lot of homoerotic moments, while friends and while they're more than friends

Garroth is super fucking strong but he holds back a lot to avoid scaring the citizens

Laurance never misses the chance to try and get Garroth to snap when there are one too many brawls popping up around town

Garroth is way better with a bow than with a sword, but he's pretty aggressive while fighting so it works out for him a lot

Dante is basically Garroth and Laurance's son

Garroth is super warm, and during the winter everyone in the guard tower likes to sleep in his bed because of how warm it is

Laurance's alcohol tolerance? What's that?

Laurance's eyes glow in the dark

Garroth honest to god did not know what sex was until he was 23, barely understood any dirty jokes thrown his way

Whenever Dante has nightmares, he always asks Garroth to tell him stories about O'Khasis to help him fall back asleep

Laurance was Garroth's bi awakening

When Laurance had first seen Garroth without a helmet he froze in his spot from how pretty the blonde was

Garroth is a damn good cook, will only cook on special occasions though

Garroth used to get into brawl fights all the time when he was younger

Laurance has and still does bring wild animals into the guard tower claiming they're his pets

When Garroth is angry angry, literally everybody is scared too scared to try and calm him down

Garroth ran away but he didn't fake his death, when he went to Phoenix drop he did adopt a new name and changed up his appearance from under his helmet though

Dante once asked Garroth for a Dog, so now the guards have a shared dog who's name is Sprinkles

Laurance has fallen from many high places in his life time

Garroth has always been there to catch him

The boys went out to the hot springs together once and Garroth swore he'd never go with them again after they stared, very obviously, at his chest the whole night

Garroth doesn't enjoy drinking, on the rare occasion he does though he'll drink a few glasses of sweet wine

Laurance and Lucinda flirt, like all the time, and it makes Garroth super jealous

And because of how jealous Garroth was he'd be super fucking aggressive towards Laurance, which confuses him a lot but he thinks it's hot nonetheless

Like they could be sparring and Garroth will have Maurance in a position where he can kill him and Laurance will say shit like "Are we about to kiss?" Or " You look really hot right now."

Whenever Garroth's having a bad day Laurance will kiss him all over his face until Garroth is giggling and smiling

Garroth would protect Laurance and Dante with his life, they get shot at? Garroth will take the arrow. They almost get stabbed? Garroth will take the blade. Any harm that comes to them, Garroth will take instead

Garroth and Laurance have explored each other's bodies before, no further explanation

Garroth and Laurance would be the type of couple where one would make out with the other in the middle of town square while the other one will be too embarrassed to even hold hands in private

Garroth is so fucking PRETTY- All the women of Ru'uan are Jealous is his beauty

It was long thought that Shadow Knights didn't have a sex drive, until Laurance became one and somehow came back hornier than when he was alive

Don't ask me how Laurance being Irene's descendant would still lead to him being a shadow knight. I don't know either

Garroth can easily carry Dante and Laurance around on his shoulders

Garroth has separation anxiety and starts to hyperventilate when he can't find Dante and Laurance, he's getting better though

Dante and Laurance occasionally break into song, and while Garroth doesn't particularly like it he does indulge them and sings along

Laurance has absolutely no filter at all and will literally point out what he thinks people insecurities are if they're bothering one of his friends

Dante is the top Garrance supporter, KC being right behind him

Garroth is bad with words, so when he wants to show his friends he appreciates them he makes them flower crowns, the other guards think it's so cute

Garroth is a really good drawer and he has a notebook full of drawing of mostly Laurance and Dante, though there a few of the others

Garroth has multiple scars all over his body, the place that has the most is his hands though as he constantly scratches at them and picks at the scabs

Garroth used to be abused by Garte and has multiple scars from it, the most prominent one is the scar going down his eye from when he got mad at Garroth for messing up(part of the reason why he refused to take off his helmet for so long)

Dante and Laurance like sleeping in Garroth's bed because his warmth is very comforting, so more often than not Dante, Garroth and Laurance can be seen sleeping together

Aaron is the chill friend who helps Garroth with stopping Dante and Laurance from doing stupid shit

Aphmau is just a kind Baker who came to Phoenix drop along with KC

Sometimes Garroth feels like he's one inconvenience away from absolutely losing his shit

Dale is Garroth's father figure and often goes to him when he feels lost and needs advice

Laurance sneaks off at night to bathe in lava and it freaks the fuck out of Garroth

Laurance has held Dante over the fencing on the balcony of the guard tower before

Dante will always, and I mean always call out Laurance and Garroth whenever they have homoerotic moments

When Laurance and Garroth were having their bet about, Laurance used to deny going out drinking with Dante to find out more ways to get Garroth to take his helmet off

Because of that Dante has said and I quote, " And now we can't go out drinking because you can't stop thinking about Garroth's helmet."

Laurance's theme song would be 'Street Fight' by Adam Jensen and no one can convince me otherwise

Laurance is super flexible and it pisses Dante off whenever he uses it to his advantage during twister

Laurance flirts with everyone, but when it comes to Garroth he'll flirt so much harder, Garroth isn't phased by it anymore

Dante has great intuition and is super good at reading body language, so if thinks someone is lying he'll go and tell Garroth about it

Brian and Dante are good friends

[blog-in-a-corner]

TSOTBL - The Point Of No Return

It was mid-day, the gang was going about their day cleaning the lodge. Nothing out of the ordinary. Not yet anyway.

“Half this place needs to be cleaned and the other half needs to be replaced.” Lucinda commented in disgust, dusting a nightstand. “Yeah well, my dad is made of money so I don’t think he’s going to care too much about that.” Aaron replied, throwing a rag aside. “So how many rooms have we got down?” Kim asked. “Twenty-seven.” Aaron answered.. “......And how many do we have left?” “....seventy-three….” “Ughhhhh.” Lucinda groaned, hitting her head against the wall. “Hey, look on the brightside, at least we’re more than halfway done with the second floor.” Kim stated happily. “Still, I’m tired.” “Let’s finish the three rooms and then we’ll take a break alright?” Aaron suggested. “Alright..” Lucinda muttered, continuing her work.

Once they finished cleaning the other three rooms Aaron, Lucinda and Kim headed back to the waiting room. Garroth was fast asleep.

“Oop, looks like Garroth fell asleep again. I’ll go and wake him up.” Kim said, heading towards Garroth. “Garroth? Garroooth?” Kim whispered, gently rocking his head. “Wake up!” “Gah!” Garroth slightly screamed in surprise. “You scared me! I was-wait, did I fall asleep again?” “Yup.” “Darnit! I just wanted to sit down for a little bit…” “Just do what I’ve been telling you for the past two days and rest!” “No! I’m not even tired anyway! I don’t wanna lay around doing nothing while all of you guys do all of the work.” Garroth explained, as he was in fact, tired. “Are you forgetting I went to medical school? I know for a fact that anyone who has suffered an injury like yours, isn’t not tired after only two days. You’re just faking!” Kim scolded Garroth. “Am not!” “Are too!” “Am not!” “Are too!” “GUYS! Settle down!” Lucinda shouted. “Sorry.” Kim and Garroth mumbled in unison. “Garroth, just do what Kim says and rest please? As energetic as your trying to be, on occasion you lose your composure and I can see that you’re exhausted.” Aaron insisted in worried tone. “I’m not-I just-I...” Garroth sighed, sinking deeper into his chair. “....I guess...I’m a little bit tired.” “Just rest okay?” Aaron asked calmly. “Okay…” Garroth pouted. “Anyways,” Kim announced, grabbing a box from one of the suitcases. “Who wants a granola bar?” “Hey that reminds me, weren’t we supposed to go to the little liquor store or something?” Lucinda questioned. “Yeah that’s right, but first I need to fix the car. Let me go and-” “Hey! A car just came up to the driveway!” Kim claimed, pointing out the half-broken window. “Huh? Let me see.” Aaron said, walking towards the window. “Wait a minute, thats-” “IT’S FREEZING OUT HERE!” a jet-black haired woman said, stepping out of the car. “Sure it’s chilly but-” “CHILLY? YOU THINK IT’S CHILLY? IF I KNEW ANY BETTER I’D SAY YOU’RE FULL OF-” “Aphmau?” Aaron mumbled, stepping out of the lodge. ‘Oh, Aaron-uh, hi!” Aphmau shouted, shivering from the cold. “Hey Aaron.” Zane greeted him casually. “Hey Zane. Do you guys, uh, mind me asking what you guys are doing here?” Aaron asked, bewildered by their sudden appearance. “Oh, well you see, Zane really misses Garroth. So much that I opted to come here with him so he wouldn’t feel embarrassed!” Aphmau answered confidently. “I don’t miss Garroth!” “Yeah you do you just don’t want to admit it!” Aphmau teased, crossing her arms. “Whatever.” Zane grumbled, rolling his eyes. “Ah, I see.” Aaron muttered awkwardly. “B-But um,” Aphmau stuttered, struggling to get her words together. “We’re only going to spend the night! We’ll be in and out of here before you know it! We would’ve called but none of you guys were picking up your phones so….” “Oh yeah I forgot about that little issue of ours. Well come on in before you guys die of frostbite or something.” Aaron stated happily, walking Aphmau and Zane into the lodge. “Hey guys, guess who’s here!” Aaron announced cheerfully. “Aphmau?!” Kim and Lucinda shouted in unison. “ZANE?!” Garroth shouted in surprise. “Oh no-” Zane groaned. “Little brother!” Garroth shouted, as he sprung from his recliner and gave Zane a big hug. “What are you guys doing here?” Lucinda asked in curiosity. “Long story short, Zane misses Garroth, so I came with him so he wouldn’t feel embarrassed.” Aphmau explained rather abruptly. “Is that true? You missed me little brother?” “Agh no I don’t! I was glad you were gone Aphmau just dragged me here! Now let go of me you idiot!” Zane shouted in annoyance, pushing Garroth away. “Don’t worry Garroth. He did miss you he just doesn’t want to admit it.” Aphmau assured confidentially. “Tch.” “How long are you guys going to be here?” Kim questioned. “We’re just going to spend the night.” Aphmau answered. “Ah, okay.” “Well now that we’ve gotten introductions out of the way, there is just one thing I want to know.” Aphmau continued. “Where’s the bathroom?” Aaron assumed. “No, well actually, that too. But what I want to ask is, why is Garroth wearing a sling over his left arm?” “Oh. Right. I uh, broke my shoulder.” Garroth answered nervously. “What?! How did you break your shoulder?” Aphmau asked in shock. “Well you see-” “Probably doing something stupid, not that he isn’t always doing something idiotic.” Zane scoffed. “Well, I mean…” Lucinda muttered, looking down. “See? Case closed.” Zane said. “Well um,” Garroth coughed, changing the subject. “All of that aside. Aaron, weren’t you going to go fix the car just now?” “Oh yeah, right.” Aaron remembered. “Wait, what happened to the car?” Aphmau asked. “It broke down somehow. I’m sure it’s nothing I can’t fix.” “Well actually, could we maybe use Zane’s car to go to the liquor store while she’s here? We don’t know how long our car will be out of commision and we’re almost out of granola bars..” Lucinda suggested, gesturing to Zane’s car outside. “You guys sure can!” Aphmau announced, grabbing the keys from Zane.. “C’mon everybody hop in the car!” “Hey!” Zane uttered. “Well, might as well go while we can.” Aaron said. “Alright then.” Lucinda joined. “Kim, Garroth, you stay here and keep watch on the lodge alright?” Aaron ordered. “Okay!” They answered in unison. “Alright. Let’s go everybody!” Lucinda shouted, proceeding to exit the lodge.

The small liquor store was just a short drive away. It was most likely built to gather the foot traffic from the Lodge. Not that that was a key factor in its success anymore. The gang made it to the liquor store.

“Here it is.” Aaron stated, getting out of the car. “BunnyHill Liquor Market.” Zane read aloud. “Let’s go get some supplies and food, we’re going to need it.” Lucinda said.

The gang walked into the small liquor store. The inside was filled with aisles of snacks, drinks, liquor, and all sorts of camping supplies. It was very well kept. There was a bored looking meif’wa with light purple hair standing at the register, she didn’t seem to be aware that anyone had just walked into the store.

“Well, uh, let’s all look around shall we?” Aphmau suggested, walking into one of the isles.

They all scattered through different aisles, Aaron grabbed some cleaning supplies and tools while Lucinda grabbed only food that would last the month they were staying. Meanwhile Aphmau and Zane just grabbed a few souvenirs to take home. As soon as everybody was finished getting what they wanted, they all went up to the register to pay.

“Hi! We all just want to pay.” Aphmau stated, putting her groceries on the counter. “Alright. Would you like to-”

Aphmau had only just realized who she was talking to as soon as she heard the cashiers voice.

“M-MICHI?!” “YOU!?” Michi snapped, shocked that she had run into Aphmau again. “W-What are you doing here?!” “What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?” “Well I’m just trying to pay for something and then you showed up!” “And I’m just trying to make a living, deal with it.” Michi retorted snarkily. “Hmph.” Aphmau pouted. “Aph,” Aaron muttered, putting his items on top of the register counter. “C’mon we just gotta pay and then we’re out of here.” “But it’s Michi! She’s the one who-” Aphmau stopped mid sentence. Everyone had gone quiet. “What? What are you….ooooh you mean the pictures! how could I have forgotten.” Michi smirked.

There was an awkward silence between Aphmau, Zane, and Aaron.

“....Do you just forget all of the nasty things you do to people?” Zane told Michi rather coldly. “Ah, well there’s always so much going on in Michi’s life. It gets hard to keep track of everything y’know? Besides why waste my time on the little, insignificant things?” “Why you-” “Hey Michi! Is everything alright-” the freckled, brunet gasped. “CUSTOMERS-real life people are actually here?!” “Yep. I actually know ‘em. We go…..a long way back, so to say.” Michi explained. “Wow!”

He walked towards the gang in enthusiasm.

“Hello! How has your experience been in the store so far?!” “Oh, erm,” Aaron glared at Michi. “It’s been...fine.” “Oh that’s great! How’s your stay at BunnyHill been?” “It’s been nice…” Lucinda looked at the man’s name tag. “...Liochant?” “Yup! I’m the manager of this place. Well, I don’t mean to hassle you folks any longer, you guys can go finish paying for your things.” Liochant expressed in glee.

Lucinda, Aphmau and Zane went up to pay, as unpleasing as it was to see Michi again. Aaron on the other hand, had a question for Liochant.

“Hey, can I ask you something?” “Sure! I know this town like the back of my hand.” “Well-” “OR you can always buy one of the books we have here that goes into the history of good ol’ BunnyHill!” “Thanks, but, no thanks. Anyways what I wanted to say was; is this place dangerous in any way?” “Well, there isn’t really anything I can think of right now, but I do know BunnyHill has one of the largest burial grounds in the country.” “Seriously? Why?” “Well, erm, I...wouldn’t k-know too much about that! I mean, some people even say there should be more graves than there already is, but I-I think that’s just an over exaggeration. I’m sure it was just the ,uh, plague or something. Maybe even the fire nation.” “Ah, I see. Wait did you say the fire-” “But the place is really nice and peaceful, I haven’t seen or heard of an accident of sorts the entire time I’ve lived here.” “Okay, thanks.” “Haha It’s no problem! BunnyHill has always been pretty plain aside from the springtime here.” “Alright Aaron let’s go!” Aphmau announced loudly, hands full of grocery bags. “Okay!” “Have a nice stay!” Liochant shouted, as they were leaving the store. “Well let’s go back to the lodge shall we?” Lucinda asked.

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Meanwhile, Garroth and Kim were resting in the lodge, as there was nothing better to do.

“Ughhh I’m so bored.”Garroth whined, walking around the lobby. “Me too..” Kim muttered, lying down on one of the couches. “Isn’t there anything we can do right now?” “Not really, no.” “Gosh, I can’t wait till everybody comes back from the liquor store...” “I just wish we had internet or service, then I could text one of them to bring me some aspirin, I had forgotten to ask them earlier…” “Aspirin?” “Yeah, ever since yesterday I’ve been getting these really intense headaches…” “Really? What do you think has been causing it?” “I don’t know...but…” “But?...” “Well, I can’t remember anything that happened when I went to go explore the second floor of the lodge yesterday and...I can’t remember anything that happened yesterday morning either.” “Geez, it’s so bad you’re not remembering things?” “No, it doesn’t feel like I’m not remembering things it feels more like..I’m blacking out?” “Huh?” “Like, I’ll just be going about my business and then suddenly everything goes dark. Not really like I’m forgetting about what’s happening.” “I see. How....odd. Do you have any idea what it is?” “A few, but it ranges from bad eating habits to diseases that can kill me so I can’t know for sure without a proper diagnoses.” “I..hope it isn’t anything too bad. I...I wouldn’t want...…I’m sure you’ll be fine!” “You think so?” “I know so!” “Well, thanks for the well wishes Garroth.”

The others had rolled into the driveway just then.

“Oh thank Irene everyone’s back! Let’s go open the door for them.” Garroth cheered in relief.

Garroth and Kim greeted their friends with delight, and they all entered the lodge.

“Wow you guys got a lot of stuff.” Kim thought aloud. “Yeah, I was surprised at how much stuff there was.” Lucinda commented, setting the groceries down. “How was the liquor store anyway?” Garroth asked in curiosity. “It was okay. We walked into a...not-so-pleasant familiar face.” Aphmau mumbled. “Well we’re just glad you guys are back.” Garroth smiled. “It’s a shame you’re only staying for the night.” Lucinda mentioned, then looked to Zane. “Well, it’s a shame that Aphmau isn’t staying for the night.” “Tch. Not like I even want to be here.” Zane sneered. “Well!” Aphmau shouted, holding up a small box. “Who wants hot coco!?”

Everybody drank their coco and set out their sleeping bags, they would have slept in the newly cleaned rooms, but Garroth opted that they all sleep in the same room. Mostly because Garroth still had to sleep in a recliner and he didn’t want to sleep in the waiting room alone.

“Well today has been a fun day!” Aphmau announced in glee, setting her coco mug aside. “I hope we didn’t cause too much trouble by coming so unexpectedly.” “It was no trouble at all. If anything, it was a great deal of help being able to use your car to go and stock up for our stay in the lodge.” Kim assured. “Funny that they took Zane’s car. Zane is always mooching off me for gas money, I’m surprised Aphmau didn’t go broke by the time they both got here..” “I’m not always asking you for gas money!” Zane claimed in annoyance. “Suuuure, and I’ve never had a girlfriend in my entire life.” “Why you-arghhh!” Zane growled, turning away from Garroth’s direction and pulling his blanket over his head. “Well, Zane makes a good example. We should all be heading to bed.” Aaron stated. “Alright. Goodnight guys!” Aphmau said happily. “Goodnight!” “Night!” “Goodnight!” “Aphmau, uh by the way…” Aaron muttered. “Yeah?” “It’s been nice having you here.” “Ah, well…it’s been nice to see you as well.” “Anyways, goodnight.” “...Night.”

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It was midnight, everybody had fallen asleep by now, but none of them would be aware of the approaching danger in the days soon to come.

“After all of these years you’ve finally returned to the very place you once escaped. Born to suffer an ill fate from the start…” A figure cloaked in black said, staring at the lodge from afar.

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The next morning, Aphmau and Zane were all set to leave. Aaron, Lucinda, Garroth and Kim had all walked them out to say goodbye. Except there was only one problem.

“Oh no…..” Aphmau mumbled in a low voice. “Huh? What is it?” Aaron asked. “My car it…..won’t start…”