#gandalf: there is this evil ring. it smells like tar-marion. do u think it's tar-marion?
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gandalf: i must see the head of my order about it [the one ring]. he is very powerful and wise.
me, knowing damn well he’s talking about manwe:
#im re-watching lotr for the first time in like. the last 10 years. and like#gandalf trying so hard to not reveal that he is a God and that the head of his order is also a God is kinda funny to me#anyways gandalf i have beef with the head of your order#tbh i have beef with valars in general and it aint gonna ever changed. FuckTheValars2kforever#yolanda talks#also how is he communicating with the valars lmao i do wonder abt that#gandalf disappearing for 20 years in the book just fo find out abt the origin of the one ring is so funny to me these days#the fact that gandalf in the movie says hes gonna see the head of his order but then he went to gondor instead is even funnier#was he supposed to have popped back to valinor for a hot second just to have manwe tell him that yes. sauron is on his evil bullshit again#because one trip to valinor takes 10 years lmao. and plus return trip...thats 20 years lmao#gandalf: there is this evil ring. it smells like tar-marion. do u think it's tar-marion?#manwe: NAMO! IS SAURON IN UR HALLS?namo. removed 1 airpod: dude i told u he isnt thats why we sent these 'wizards'--.manwe: yea its sauron#also manwe: ah shit here we go again.jpg#manwe: how many times do we gotta kill this corrupted maiar? this dude drowned. then his form exploded at the end of second age#manwe:it only took me two times to defeat my stupid brother.im not bothering with this shit.somebody else smite mogroth's bitch once for all#gandalf: but sir can u plz help. manwe:...u all can use my eagles but like. other than that. nah. tell me if u need the continent drowned ok#honestly yeah it makes more sense he just went to check out gondor's archives instead and was gone for couple of months lmao#anyways i love lotr#like im always gonna be the chaotic evil Thot who prefers silmarillion but sometimes u need stories of hope to lighten things up a bit
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