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[starlostjimin]

dirty little secret

Pairing: Namjoon/Seokjin, side Yoongi/Hoseok Rating: E Warnings/tags: college au kind of?, art history professor namjoon, acting professor jin, fluff, smut, angst with a happy ending, namjoon is awkward af, so many bad jokes thanks jin, porn, masturbation, more tags to be added Genre: fluff/smut Summary:  Kim Namjoon is an art history professor with a terrible dating history and a desire for love that he’s all but given up on. When actor Kim Seokjin joins the university as an interim professor, Namjoon’s world is turned upside down. But is everything as it seems? Chapter 1/?

Namjoon zipped his pants and pulled off his dirty shirt, tossing it into the nearby laundry hamper. He glanced at his bedroom door out of habit, knowing nobody would be there to witness his shame. Dropping his head back against the headrest of his computer chair, he let out a sigh before clicking out of the browser window and switching to his work folder, opening the file of saved essays he had to mark.

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   “Alright, everyone, that’s it for today. If you have any questions about the mark you received on your paper, please come see me during my office hours. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If you don’t understand the assignment or need any clarification, please come and visit me well before it’s due. I can’t help you if I don’t know there’s a problem.” Namjoon leaned against the lecture stand and grinned at the class. “See you Thursday.” There was a flurry of movement and the usual clatter of students packing up for the day as Namjoon’s Art History 100 class began to file out of the classroom. The first year classes weren’t his favourite. Too many students were there hoping for an easy A without actually caring about the subject material, though he did usually manage to find one or two who developed a spark of interest in art over the course of the semester. It was those instances that kept him going, always hoping to find a few more that would experience the joy he felt flipping through the books, studying techniques and inspirations and finding ways to incorporate those into his own life. As the last student trailed out, Namjoon picked up his folders and pushed his glasses a bit further up his nose, hoping not to lose them and break yet another pair. A laugh came from the doorway.

   “Making sure you don’t break the new ones?” Namjoon looked up from his folders to see his best friend, Min Yoongi, standing in the doorway. He tried to scowl, but held it for only half a second before breaking out into laughter.

   “I mean, I did just get these ones. And I like them,” Namjoon said. “Lunch?”

    Yoongi nodded, and Namjoon walked up the steps in the lecture hall to join him at the door.

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   The walk to the cafeteria was short, the building being only two down from the arts building that both Namjoon and Yoongi’s classes were held in.

   “So anyway, until they get someone from the tech department in, I can’t do half my lecture because they won’t let me fix the equipment on my own. Even though I could do it faster than any of the tech guys because I mean, they’re good, but they’re computer guys. Not music guys.” Yoongi scrunched up his mouth in frustration.

    “That sucks, Yoon. When are they supposed to be coming?”

    “Tomorrow,” Yoongi sighed. “Not that long really, and it’s before the next time the class runs, but it’s fucking frustrating when it’s something I could fix in ten minutes.”

    Namjoon nodded. “It’s probably insurance reasons. Like, only IT guys can do repairs or the insurance is void.”

    “You’re so rational,” Yoongi said, scrunching up his face. “Speaking of which…” his change in tone had Namjoon on guard. “How’d your date go the other night?”

    Namjoon groaned. “Don’t ask.”

    “Namjoon, again? Come on. I thought you said this one had potential.” Yoongi sighed as he grabbed a sandwich before heading to the coffee counter, Namjoon following close behind.

    “He did, I mean, he was really cute and everything. An accountant. But he laughed when I asked him if he liked art, Yoongi. I mean honestly hyung, what am I supposed to do with that?”

    Yoongi sighed. “Look, Joon, I get it. I do. I couldn’t date someone who wasn’t into music. But honestly - how long has it been since you got laid? Because I’m telling you, you need it. I’d be shocked if your students couldn’t tell.”

    “Yoongi hyung!” Namjoon’s voice was shocked. He swiped his card, thanked the cashier, and walked towards a table near the window, away from prying ears. “Look,” he said, once they were both sitting, “you’re not wrong. I could use...that. But that’s why there’s...websites. And stuff.” He could feel his cheeks getting hot as he said the words.

    Yoongi stared for a moment before his head fell forward in laughter, barely missing the tray in front of him. “First of all,” he said between breaths as he tried to control his laughter, “I can’t believe you’re that embarrassed about porn. You’re a fully grown adult dude, nobody cares. Second of all, that takes the edge off but we both know it’s nowhere near as good as the real thing.”

    Namjoon turned away from his friend, staring out the window and trying to bring some semblance of calm back to his face. “No, but there’s a lot less humiliation involved,” he said. “And there’s someone I like watching. It’s not the same as a relationship, I know, I’m not delusional, I’ve never even seen his face...but his voice is nice. And he’s got art in the room he...records...in, and great abs. And,” he paused for a second as he realized what he was saying. “And why in the hell am I telling you all this? Jesus fucking christ.” Namjoon dropped his face into his hands. “I’m pathetic.”

    “You’re not pathetic, Joon,” Yoongi said. “But you do definitely need to get laid. Look, the arts and humanities department is having this big mixer thing to welcome some new staff tonight. Hobi and I are going. You should come with us.”

    “Things are going well with you two, then?” Namjoon asked, brightening up.

    Yoongi blushed as he raised his right hand to the back of his neck and scratched at it awkwardly. “Yeah. I don’t know why he puts up with me though.”

    Namjoon shrugged. “You two make sense. The musician and the dancer. Plus, he brings you out of your shell. If you two aren’t careful, you’re going to turn into a full-on fairy tale. Have you seen the way he looks at you? You two are the dream.”

    “And that, right there, is why you need more than porn, Joon. I wasn’t even looking for romance because, like, what’s the point, and I found Hobi. You dream about this shit. The white picket fence, the kids, the dog...but you need to find a guy first. Well, maybe not for the dog. Don’t tell Monie I said that.”

    Namjoon laughed. “That might be the most I’ve ever heard you say in one go, even if it has been ten years.”

    “Well, I love you, dumbass,” Yoongi pouted. “I just want you to be happy.”

    “Thanks, hyung,” Namjoon said softly, putting his hand on Yoongi’s forearm. He sighed. “What time is this thing tonight? I know I got the email about it but I deleted it.”

    “Seven, in the theatre,” Yoongi said with a grin. “Meet you outside at six forty-five.”

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    Namjoon glared at his closet, convinced it was hiding some miracle outfit from him on purpose. From his bed, his phone alarm rang loudly, his incredibly annoying reminder that if he didn’t leave in five minutes, he was going to be late.

    He was definitely going to be late. He stepped over to the bed to silence the alarm, and glanced again at the clothing he’d discarded there. Resigned, he grabbed a blue and white striped button down shirt and a pair of straight black pants, pulling them on quickly before going to fix his hair.

    It was 6:59 and Namjoon was still standing alone outside of the university’s theatre. He glanced around once more, trying to decide if he should go in alone, when the decision was finally taken away from him.

    “Namjoon, hey!” The bright voice of Jung Hoseok greeted him from behind as the man walked towards him, hand in hand with Yoongi.

    “Cutting it kinda close, hey guys? I was thinking about leaving.”

    “Liar,” Yoongi said, rolling his eyes. “Besides, we all know they won’t actually start anything until at least 7:15. If we’re lucky. But hey, there’ll be food.” He eyed Namjoon up and down. “You look good, Joon. Glad to see you prepared,” he said with a wink.

    Hoseok looked back and forth between the two friends, a blank expression on his face. “I’ll explain later, Hobs. Don’t worry,” Yoongi said, the gummy smile that had enchanted Hobi so much when they’d first met coming out.

    “Yeah, yeah, okay you two. Let’s go in. I want to get this over with,” Namjoon said. There was a book waiting for him on his coffee table that was bound to be more interesting than the seemingly unending speeches and networking that always occurred at these staff mixers.

    The trio stepped inside the theatre, each waving at a few colleagues they saw, and beelined it for the snack table. “I may not know anything about love, but I know about snacks,” he said to Yoongi with a smirk on his face as he lifted his plate towards his friend.

    “You’re impossible. Let’s go sit down. I hate standing,” Yoongi said. They found seats in the middle of the theatre, knowing that with the amount of people in the room, sitting at the back would be more conspicuous than anything.

    Sure enough, it was 7:15 when the Dean of Arts walked onto the stage. “Ha, told you,” Yoongi said to Namjoon beside him, just loud enough for his best friend to hear. “Looks like it’s our lucky day.” Namjoon shook his head slightly as the Dean began to speak.

    “Thank you, everyone, for coming out tonight to welcome our new professors to the faculty. It’s a testament to the culture we’ve built here, I believe, that so many of you were willing to give up your evenings to make our new colleagues feel like they belong.”

    “Oh fuck, I thought I was past sitting through lectures,” Hoseok said, sliding down slightly in his seat. “Just let us meet the newbies already!” The Dean continued to drone on for several minutes until it became clear that nobody in the theatre was listening to him.

    “Anyway, without further ado, let’s introduce our new professors. For the dance department, Assistant Professor Park Jimin.” The Dean gestured to a blonde man sitting directly in front of him, who stood up and waved at everyone.

    “Jimin-ssi is good, really good,” Hoseok whispered. “I did his interview myself. He’s basically a prodigy.”

    “He’s cute,” Yoongi said softly.

    “Yeah, but not as cute as you,” his boyfriend said, sensitive to Yoongi’s insecurities. He placed a kiss on Yoongi’s cheek before turning back to the front.

    “For the photography department, Kim Taehyung,” the Dean said, signalling to a man sitting beside Park Jimin. “And finally, for the drama department,” he started.

    Whether he finished, Namjoon had no idea. He assumed the man had, but Namjoon’s mind went blank as soon as the third man stood. He was tall and broad-shouldered, wearing a white lace top under a black blazer. His black hair was slicked back, and unlike the other two, who had just stood, given a quick wave, and sat back down, this man stood, turned towards the back of the theatre, and blew a few kisses out towards the others sitting there.

    “Actors,” Yoongi scoffed after the man sat down, before realizing Namjoon hadn’t twitched since the beginning of the introduction. “Uh, Joon? You there?” he waved his hand in front of Namjoon’s face teasingly.

    “Uh, what?” Namjoon said. “Yeah, of course. Just uhhh,” he paused, trying to both think of an excuse and settle down his racing heart. “Spaced out,” he said, knowing how pathetic he sounded even as the words left his mouth.

    “Oh, I see,” Yoongi said, a look of understanding passing across his face. “Spaced out. Of course. Well. Let’s go introduce ourselves to the new professors, shall we?”

    “You go. I’ll catch up,” Namjoon said.

    “Nope. You came with us and we stick together,” Yoongi said, pulling Namjoon up by the arm and dragging him down the centre aisle to the area in front of the stage, where people had begun to gather. Namjoon glanced around, hoping to avoid the new acting professor for the time being. He bumped into someone and began to stammer out an apology as he turned towards them. His words trailed off as his eyes met two sparkling brown ones, the lace shirt and black blazer looking too familiar for his liking already.

    “Hi. Kim Seokjin,” the acting professor introduced himself, holding out a hand to shake Namjoon’s.

    “K-Kim Namjoon,” Namjoon said, trying to keep his voice steady and failing.

    “Great last name,” Seokjin said, and when he winked, Namjoon was certain he was going to pass out.

[violetrainbow412-blog]

SPOILERS AND OPINION ABOUT EP. 8 OF PEACEMAKER

THE OPENING SCENE OF THE FART PRANKS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

I LOVED THE CLUMP OF VIGILANTE IN NOT UNDERSTANDING A SHIT OF SARCASM

"doesn't that make you the girl in the relationship?" That's what being a lesbian is, IDIOT X2

ECONOMOS BEING A FUCKING BADASS, I LOVED IT

AND THE MATTER OF HIS BEARD MADE ME SENSITIVE

SOMEONE WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW GUNN PUTS SONGS IN FIGHTS THAT MAKE THEM LOOK FUCKING EPIC????

"don't fuck with my BFF" GAY GAAAAAAAAAAAAY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

AND FOR A SECOND MY HEART STOPPED BEATING, I REALLY THOUGHT ADRIAN OR HARTCOURT WAS GOING TO DIE AND I HAD TO TRUST IN THE POWER OF THE SCRIPT (AND ALSO I LOOKED A LITTLE ON THE BAR AND LOOKED AT MY HUSBAND'S UNIFORM)

"go fuck another fish, asshole" LMAOOOOOOO

"I'm fine, seriously. All I need is a good nap" *he faints*

AND THE END, GOFF, EVERYONE SAFE, VI GOING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW LIKE THE IDIOT HE IS (HE LOOKED SO PRETTY AND CUTE IN SHORTS AND A HOSPITAL ROBE) LEOTA DOING THE RIGHT THING, JOHN WITH HIS PHOTO OMGGGG

EVERYONE'S REDEMPTION, PEACEMAKER IS THE BEST FUCKING SUPERHERO SERIES I'VE EVER SEEN (and a true Marvel fan says so)

[princess-of-the-corner]

Hero Chat

Marinette: *effortlessly lifts Kagami like a bag of flour*

Sabrina: *tries to do the same with Chloe, but ends up flat on her ass with Chloe on top of her*

Everyone: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

[period-dramallama]

Spanish Princess Episode 5: many many thoughts

Strap yo selves in 

-WHERE WAS THE APOLOGY?? Lina’s just back with Catherine like nothing happened?? 

-Katherine, I get why you’re upset, but you kind of should be unsurprised?? Your dad was unfaithful to his wife, most kings were. Henry VII and Richard III were the exceptions, and even they had illegitimate sons before their marriages. Many kings also had official mistresses that everyone knew about, so by the standards of the time Henry and Bessie are actually being pretty tactful in at least trying to keep their affair out of sight. (Sexy dancing aside). 

-Honestly it would have been so much more moving if KoA was like “I know kings take mistresses...but I thought...I was so sure... he would be different...”

-”they gave me a purse of gold!” It’s expected that you give the monarch lavish presents, lmao Ursula and Stafford would do that even if they hated each other and you

-”everybody loves a masque” the only sensible thing Henry has said so far in this show. Also court probably had way more masques than we see in the show, and it would standard to have a masque every holiday. 

-”she is not a boy” hurry up with your character development and learn to love Mary already i am so TIRED of this miserable BS

-seems a rather depopulated masque? If the Chateau Vert pageant is anything to go by putting on a masque was a court activity, with most of the ladies performing.  

-Bessie Blount in her cute masque costume... sweet mother i cannot weave Aphrodite has overcome me with GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

-”I never enjoyed carousing...my mother scolded me” look i love the Neville sisters with my whole heart but a) Margaret was 3 at most when her mother died, how does she remember her? She’d have clearer memories of her double-uncle and double-aunt, Richard III and Queen Anne b) Isabel Neville in the White Queen was established as very prim and proper, a well-bred girl who cared about enforcing decorum, she refused to ‘carouse’ and she certainly would never bring a 3 year old to a party c) we saw little Margaret as a girl at the end of the White Queen and she didn’t seem at all shy. 

-”she died young, didn’t she” ...yes? most people did?

-”they both did” understatement of the year. Isabel Neville died young because she was ill, George died young (in the universe of The White Queen, at least) BECAUSE HE WAS FORCEFULLY DROWNED IN A VAT OF MALMSEY WINE. THESE TWO THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME! I do at least trust the writers of this show that the understatement was intentional, I’m sure even Emma Frost couldn’t forget a major character getting violently drowned.

-So the court only noticed the plague when one of their own got it so obviously and then died? Yes, plague could move fast, but if there was a whiff of plague the court would flee with the speed of the Looney Tunes road runner. If an acquaintance of an acquaintance of a cook had a cousin who saw someone with the plague, the court would flee to the country. How have these people not died of terminal stupid?! Like Compton was in the same building as the heir to the throne

-To be fair, it makes sense that they’re surprised Compton’s dead. Because the real Compton died of the sweating sickness. In 1528. Also he was involved in Buckingham’s downfall so... you just wrote yourself into a corner.

-Oh wow an actual good reason for More and Pole to be quarantined together i am amaaaaaazed

-”attend the queen” Boleyn, what do you think your daughter’s been doing all season if not attending the queen? Playing tetris?

-Katherine helping Anne into the wagon...I actually like that little moment. Like it does make sense, because the two have no reason to hate each other yet. (And who couldn’t like Anne? She’s such a babby!)

-Thomas More in the Tudor equivalent of casual clothes... much better. Shame about the 1930s lady’s wig.

-”what else should we do?” Maggie, this cannot be the first epidemic you’ve ever lived through. Have you forgotten the sweating sickness of 1485? You’ve probably lived through more epidemics than Oviedo has, you should know the protocol better than him.

-Oviedo continues to be the only man with rights. I wish we could see him crying and missing his wife and babies, but then my lil heart would break so maybe it’s for the best.

-They burn Maggie’s weird blue hood AS THEY SHOULD! IT WAS UGLY AND STUPID! I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN NOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH! yes they also burned her nice dress with the strawberries on it but honestly it’s worth it, bc now i can rest easy, knowing the evil hood has been defeated.

-”you were a plaything” Katherine is so obviously insecure. I’m getting second-hand embarrassment. Like if she really was certain Bessie wasn’t important, she wouldn’t need to say it, would she? Except to rub it in. Which this KOA would absolutely do. 

-literally all Bessie said was good morning?? Like Bessie is doing her best?? The masque was Henry’s idea, not hers, she hasn’t shown off about her affair, she hasn’t demanded money or titles, she hasn’t demanded any status to rival Katherine’s, she doesn’t flirt with or even speak to Henry when Katherine’s around, she acts like they’re strangers, she doesn’t even react when Katherine loses her temper...someone please please stick up for Bessie!

-”the rocking of the cart is unsettling to the stomach” is Anne naive, or is she covering for Bessie? I hope it’s the latter, in which case Anne is the one person looking out for Bessie...the babby is Soft, I repeat the babby is Soft!

-the irony of Mary being cold to Bessie when she’s next in the firing line...

-”it is not the rocking” Thank you Lina, where would we be without your gift for stating the obvious?

-”where did Wolsey get his money”...He’s a churchman...at the top of the church hierarchy...how do you fuckin think he got wealthy. Have y’all not been in the sixteenth century for five minutes? Why do you think Luther is so mad at the church?

-”I know of no other man in her bed most nights” Honestly wow I’m surprised KoA wasn’t like “well :/ a girl like that :/ who knows how many men process in and out of her bed :/” KoA gets half a point for being less bitchy than usual. Also Bessie looked so uncomfortable with Henry groping her stomach in front of Katherine. I pray the next man in her life treats her right and that Fraham don’t prematurely kill her off like they did with Compton.  

-”the future king” if you’re regent on his behalf, then he’s already king! “Civilised companionship” back at it again with the Scots-are-barbarians.

-Laura Carmichael is utterly stunning this episode, with her hair down. The cinematography was beautiful in general this week.

-”freedom to speak and licence to speak are two different things” hey look at that one of Thomas More’s actual beliefs. I am giving all the credit to the historical advisor for that, I don’t believe for one second Fraham knew that beforehand.

-Maggie I love you but no, God does not sanction adultery. For any reason. 

-KOA smirking and gloating about Bessie’s pain...she has never been so punchable. I would understand, if not condone it, if Bessie was manipulative, or greedy, or ambitious, or trying to supplant Katherine. But Bessie’s been betrayed by Henry too, and there’s no concrete evidence she ever gloated about her affair, to anyone let alone Katherine.  

-”You think only of your own fate while London is struck down with plague” Earth to Katherine?? What concern have you shown for the Londoners?? Also calling Bessie selfish...Bessie’s not the one who lashed out at Lina, was jealous at Lina for having twin boys, and who wanted to continue a war for personal reasons. And then Bessie proves KoA wrong 5 hot seconds later by sticking up for Mary. Bit rich of KoA to be all “how dare you leave my daughter unattended” when she herself won’t even hold Mary. 

-”Louis didn’t last a year” What! Is! The Timeline!

-Meg in that cloak reminds me of the Scottish Widow adverts. Georgie is so greedy- she steals every single scene she is in! Even when she’s raging she has more dignity and more presence than KoA ever has.

-”YOU LYING SOD” i burst out laughing it’s really not the little two-timing shit’s day, is it?

-Mary receiving Charlie B in the most Extra way possible. A++

-Why does Wolsey look like he’s about to cry?

-”thoughts are not actions” Lina I love you but... that is NOT what the New Testament says. Jesus said evil thoughts are very very much sins. I’ll give you a pass because maybe you haven’t been Catholic as long as Katherine has? Idk your backstory.

-Aaand now she’s wishing death on Bessie and her unborn baby and Lina isn’t disgusted? At least Katherine is feeling guilty. AS SHE SHOULD.

-”must it always fall to me to be magnanimous?” Katherine, you think only of yourself, for 23 out of every 24 hours. 

-”God wants me to be compassionate to Bessie because of my sins” God wants you to be compassionate because that’s how Christianity is supposed to work. It’s not very selfless of you to decide to be selfless so that you can get what you want. 

-oh wow look at that! She’s getting some self-awareness, i never saw that coming.

-”you betrayed Bessie” 5 points to Katherine of Aragon for standing up for Bessie when Henry screwed her over. Finally, some positive character development.

- MINUS 20000 POINTS FOR BABY STEALING

-WHAT THE FUCK

-is henry so dumb he thinks that baby is Katherine’s? Katherine was so obviously not pregnant

-When a baby’s born his skin needs to touch his mother’s skin so they can bond. They should have at least an hour’s cuddle time. Katherine of Aragon is literally traumatising a baby the very minute he is born. For her own selfish, selfish desires. 

[genlirema]

tell me more about that N ship

But of course! :D I would explain how they met but to keep it brief (since it’s going to take A LOT of words to answer this otp meme): They slowly bonded after helping each other with their mommy issues .-. I’ll write a fanfic about it one day I swear

who wakes up first in the morning: N. Steven tries to, but unfortunately his plucky green-haired pal is always one step ahead of him. Steven also tends to sleep over his alarm clock. :P

who’s the first to fall asleep at night: Probably Steven.Due to Steven adventurin’ all the time in caves, he can never keep a schedule and he tends to spend way more time than he needs to looking for stones. Thus, he’ll always come back home super sleepy. While N is better at keeping a sleep schedule, he is not a heavy sleeper. Though, there are rare cases where N manages to get a few z’s first.

what they playfully tease each other over: Let’s face it, they’re both geeky nerds. They love LOVE watching cartoons together. Their favorite show to watch so far is Steven Universe, and of course this warrants some silly remarks from N simply because a) Steven shares the same name as the protagonist and b) Steven’s obsessions with stones, including gemstones.“So, Steven, did you enjoy your space adventure to save your father?”“Yes, I had a great time trapped in a human zoo. The food was exquisitely bland and the humans were even more so.”

what they do when the other’s having a bad day: …That’s tough man .__.Well, N would certainly agree with me, because due to…ya know, living most of his entire life in isolation, he’d have no idea what to do. Steven actually has a really bad temper, so usually he’d just sit and wait it out until Steven stops yelling and calms down. If that doesn’t work, he’ll just leave the house. He knows that eventually Steven will realize he left because of his rage and he’ll calm down just to allow N to peacefully come back into their home.As for Steven, he’s all the more wiser when it comes to N having a bad day. If anything, N’s sadness rivals Steven’s anger, so he always keeps a box of tissues nearby in every corner of the house. He will refrain from speaking and simply let N spew out his emotions. Once he’s done, Steven will reassure him everything will be fine and the two will continue watching cartoons if they feel like it.

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments: Like I said, N cries a lot. It doesn’t matter who wins the argument or how long the fight’s been going on, N will eventually burst into tears for “wasting their time fighting over ideals”, as he puts it. Of course, at that point Steven will end the argument (if it hasn’t ended already) and he’ll give N a box of tissues.As for Steven…he’d just say it. He’s not as…melodramatic as N (for lack of a better term). And of course, he’ll console N with a hug and a box of tissues if he needs it.

which one’s more ticklish: N.They don’t call Steven “Stone” for nothing :P Often when Steven does tickle N, N would try to tickle him back. He fails miserably of course, then he gets all pouty, then Steven tickles him again to make him feel slightly better, then N will whine again…and the cycle will repeat until either one of them gets tired of the whole thing :P

their favourite rainy day activities: While they love watching cartoons with each other, that’s not the only leisurely activity they do to pass the time, especially on a rainy day. N will often feel bad for Steven due to his stone collecting hobby, so he’ll always ask Steven to go through his rock/mineral/gemstone collection. N’s the only one who actually appreciates Steven’s hobby, and he never gets bored of hearing him go through his collection. Though, Steven can’t help but feel bad for N for asking about his collection (he’s always afraid it’ll bore him out), so he’ll often end with an: “Of course stone collecting isn’t the only hobby I have” and he’ll pull out his violin. Steven’s a natty violinist.

how they surprise each other: Again, another tough question. It takes a lot to surprise Steven. I mean, A LOT. Even if N were to attempt to surprise Steven with a stone of some sort that he thought was rare, Steven would always turn down the surprise with a: “I already have that stone” or “I’ve seen it before” or “That’s cool. Thanks for adding to my collection”. Needless to say, this bothers N a lot.As for N…it’s hard to surprise him as well. Perhaps it’s due to Steven’s stoic-ness, perhaps it’s due to N living most of his life in isolation (and thus, not being able to outwardly express his emotions properly (and despite this I still make him very melodramatic in my headcanon .__.)), but…yeah, Steven doesn’t know how to surprise N. Obviously, their relationship is a quiet one.

their most sickening shows of public affection: Speaking of the “N is melodramatic” headcanon that I have…his melodramatic-ness is actually a facade to help him understand human emotions, kinda like acting in a theatre/movie/tv show etc. And, the facade actually works. Too well. Let’s face it: in the real world, there are selfish idiots who playfully tease someone to do something for their own amusement. And when you’re in a gay relationship…I’d imagine this would happen often (don’t take my word for it though .__.). Just asking N to kiss Steven on the cheek is enough to warrant some awkward glances, mainly because a) Steven’s not used to N kissing him (because he rarely kisses him), b) those selfish idiots would go: “HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAY” and would of course warrant everyone’s attention, and c) N would take the kissing over-the-top simply due to his melodramatic-ness and lack of knowledge for public etiquette. What makes their PDA “sickening” isn’t what N does, but rather, what or who motivated N to do it. Steven’s spent his entire life living in a rich home, so you would never expect any weird PDAs from him.

…I’ve fallen deeper into the madness of my own somewhat contrived OTP. WORTH IT.