#fuuck I'd be such a great wife for Don Jon
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I'm tired of working can any of Keanu's characters come to life and save me by making me be their trophy wife??
#it's my dream#can't that happen already?#:(#imagine being Wick's Trophy wife#aaaaaa#or even Neo's#maybe Ted? idk#EVEN EVIL! TED IDC#I'm just tired:(#I just want to be babied by Jack#or Don Jon#fuuck I'd be such a great wife for Don Jon#making sure we gossip and badmouthing everyone lol#baby please... Just need a Kevin Lomax to turn me into his trophy little thing#keanuverse#suffering lots
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