#fun fact: i'm bipolar so i've come really close to doing this shit in manic episodes

[catboygoalie]

there's a huge part of me that wants to get on grindr and find a chaser to breed me. i'm starting my fertile window at midnight and it would be so risky but so fucking hot. it'd be even better if i ended up sleeping with multiple people. so much cum in me. if i got knocked up i wouldn't have any idea who the dad would be.

[sigh] if only.