#fun fact Daisy isn't suspected because the Mario Kart Bowser is mentioning is the Super NES one

[istadris]

Bowser: Yes, I know, claiming Peach was Junior's Mama was a bold move.

Bowser: BUT

Bowser: in my defense, I DID lay an egg after sleeping with a human. Happened after that Mario Kart after game party where we all got completely smashed on homemade Kremling booze.

Bowser : all I remember is bright blue eyes, soft pink skin and a cute, round little butt bouncing off my-

Peach: I think we got the idea, thank you very much.

Bowser: so do you see why I was convinced it was you!? Who else would I sleep with?!

Mario & Luigi: *share completely panicked glances*