#fuhaha

[loveregrown]

[mammillariatasay]

I'm really, REALLY ashamed to show this to anyone other than the co-author, but fuck this shit, I'll do it

Bad English again sorry👉👈

I recently found out that my favorite musician is..(was..? He died in 2013...) ticklish

Ahem...Yeah..

MANY THANKS TO @carrie-tate FOR FINDING THIS INFORMATION GIRL I LOVE YOU💙💙💙

So I... uh.. I came up with the idea to draw a moment from our fanfiction with a friend

We called it "In the footsteps of scary tales"

There we live in the fantasy world of the songs of this musical group

(If you don't listen to Russian punk rock, you don't know who it is)

Morning...

Lunch (is cozy)

–By the way, why did you poke me in the stomach?

(fuuuuuckin shiiit)

–I'm uh.. I wanted to see if you'd laugh or not...

(Fuck, I have nothing to lie about)

–Ah well I'm not ticklish

–Then why did you twitch like that?

–A reflex?

–mhm...

(Lord save and preserve)

*Squeeze*

–Hey! stop it!

–khhehe come on, stohop it!

–I said sthAHAHA-!!

–AHAHA GET OFF MEHEHAHA-

–HAHAHA *thud* OUCH FUHAHA-

–Grab his sides higher!

–Go to hell Andrew!!

Я не знаю что ещё сказать кроме того что у меня знатно свистит фляга

Это я вам ещё свой сон не рассказывала...

Кстати тот отрывок из интервью 2008го

Ммм канон

Панки Хой

[judesmoonbeauty]

Nica Schwartz Bond Story 4: Who You Like

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Nica: My ideal type is someone who’s mature, sexy, and obediently listens to what I say.

Nica: Huh? If you think about it, this doesn’t apply to the robin?

Nica: Is that disappointing? Frustrating? Maybe then, you can dye yourself to my preferences? [1]

Options:

I don't want to. Nica: Pffftt, ahaha! You said that very clearly. Such an angry woman.

On the contrary, I’ll dye you. Nica: Hmm? That’s bold. Why not try if you can? [1] 

....All right. Nica: Fuhaha. If you look so unhappy about it, then you shouldn’t do it.

After Each Response:

Nica: People, in both mind and body…..stain surprisingly easily. [1]

Nica: That’s why, it’s good that the robin’s cheeky. 

Nica: Otherwise, there’s no point in the bullying or teasing, right?

Ftn 1: This perhaps could've been localized more from the word 'dye' or 'stain' to 'change.' However, the character used literally means this, and I kind of like the way it sounds, so I kept it as is.

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[slimeylee]

Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

mashup of two requests ( i literally cant find the posts i responded to them in 😭 ) !!

7. “ I happen to know a weakness of yours . ”

IM SORRY THAT THIS IS SO SHORT N TOOK A WHILE TO RELEASE I HAD NO IDEAS FOR IT TO BE HON3ST .

lee ! vox ( he / it ) , ler ! alastor ( he / it )

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" I happen to know a weakness of yours , my dear friend . " Alastor smirked .

How did Vox end up like this ? First he was sneaking up to Alastor's dumbass radio tower fuckin' thing to try and take it down . Steal back his spotlight , y'know .

And now , here it was , being held in the air by multiple pairs of black tendrils as it was forced to look at the smirk on Alastor's stupid face .

" Fucking - put me down , you asshole ! " Vox growled as he twisted his head , yanking and tugging at his limbs .

" Now now , Vox , why the frustration ? Smile , dear ! " Alastor exclaimed , its everlasting grin grew wider on its face . " You know , you're never fully dressed without one ! "

" No , I don't believe I will ! After all , you did try to sneak into my radio tower . Quite a shame on your behalf . " Alastor stated .

Vox groaned , continuing its struggles as it squirmed in the trap it was stuck in .

Vox suddenly yelped , his back arching with surprise as he let out a squeak . One of the tendrils suddenly had poked its side .

" Whahahat the fuhuck - AHAHALASTOHOR ! " Vox cackled out , as the middle two tendrils wiggled into its sides , its arms and legs being held by two other sets of the tentacles .

" Did I find a bad spot already ? " Alastor smirked with evil in his eyes . Vox gasped and squealed with laughter as the tendrils attacked his underarms .

" SHIIHIHIT- AHAHA- QUHIHIT IHIT ! " Vox made multiple attempts to kick in his struggle , trying desperately to get away from the sensations .

" Whatever do you mean ? I'm not doing anything , Vox . " Alastor said , cocking his head to the side like a curious puppy . The tendrils swirled over Vox's belly as it shrieked .

" FUHUHZzUCK OH-O-oOHOFF ! Zzzzt " Vox cackled , his screen and voice glitching out as he threw his head back , trying desperately to get away from the sensations .

" Please , Vox . You and I both know you're enjoying this . " Alastor chuckled .

Vox turned red as his screen glitched more and his laughter grew wheezier and airy . " SHIH-I-IIHITzzzt - JU-U-AHAHAST STO-O-HOzztHOP ALREHEHEzzztAHADY ! "

Its lagging became more persistent as its laughter grew louder . The tentacles pulled away for a second , before they started to squeeze Vox's hips . He fucking lost it .

To say it screamed with laughter was an understatement.

" AHAA-A-AHAA-ALASTOR ! FUHAHA-A-ACK - IHIHI'LL FUHUCK-K-KING KI-I-ILL YOOooUuuu-zzztt ... "

Vox's screen flashed blue with his error message , before his whole screen turned off and went black .

Vox rebooted quickly , yelping as it suddenly dropped to the ground .. His stomach ached from how much he had been laughing . It rubbed its hips to rid itself of the ghost tickles as it glared up at Alastor .

" Wasn't that fun ? " He asked , as the tendrils slowly slid into the floor . " Hopefully this moment we had together taught you not to mess with the Radio Demon , " Alastor said , his voice grew deeper as he spoke . It followed the tendrils down swiftly as it , literally , melted into the floor .

Vox was out of breath , inhaling and exhaling heavily . Well ... that just happend . He tsked , standing up to leave the same way he had entered .

But as it stood for a moment , its face flushed a soft red as it had to admit ... he couldn't argue that it didn't enjoy what just happened ... a little bit .

[hmapertanaka]

Tanaka. How are things?

@iamchsp

fuhaha! the grate hmapertanaka is doing amazing

[mainstoryarchive]

Ensemble - 95: Comeback

Subaru: I don't know what kind of circumstances led to the transfer student appearing in an idol outfit but… Well, that surprised me.

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Location: Soundproof Lesson Room

Subaru: I don't know what kind of circumstances led to the transfer student appearing in an idol outfit but… Well, that surprised me.

(Come to think of it, the president was talking about me and the others… about idols very passionately, but…)

(The transfer student didn't become a topic, almost as if he wasn't looking at her.)

(That's only natural. She only transferred in very recently and is still a beginner as a producer.)

(She knows almost nothing about idols. Until just a few days ago she lived in a different world from us. She had nothing to do with us.)

(To the president, she might have been insignificant. That's why they didn't keep an eye on her. The transfer student is the blind spot of the student council.)

(She holds a small possibility, one that that 'Emperor' overlooked.)

(But the transfer student isn't insignificant.)

(She looked over us as we fell apart, she looked at me as I was getting depressed.)

(And she must have thought that she had to do something.)

(That's probably why she went to ask advice from all kinds of people, Kiryu-senpai for example…)

(She had him make an outfit for her, and even though she looks embarrassed, she still properly changed into it.)

(She came up with an idea no one else would be able to to think of and decided to participate as the masked idol. She came running to help me.)

(I'm happy that she feels that way. No, I respect her.)

(While I was getting depressed and looking down, the transfer student was running around without giving up.)

(She looked at the future, she looked forward and advanced.)

(This isn't the time for me to sit still while holding my knees.)

(The star of hope is still shining!)

Hahaha, I wonder, why was I even depressed? Isn't that just stupid?

That's right, I'm not alone.

I just got depressed on my own and deluded myself into thinking I was all alone.

But there was still the transfer student.

Thank you. You reaaally moved me! I'm so happy that tears just came out!

Chiaki: Fuhaha ☆ You don't have the time to be crying, Akehoshi!

We don't have any time to waste until the DDD—from now on, we will be having intense training!

I want it to be a joint practice of RYUSEITAI and Trickstar. The more people you can practice with, the more ways you can practice, right?

Under the name of thanking you for letting us use this soundproof lesson room. It's too much of a waste to use such a wide room with only so few people.

I want you to let me meddle at least this much, Akehoshi.

I am your senpai, your club president and an ally of justice. Whenever you're troubled, I want you to rely on me without any restraint!

Tetora: Ahaha, though it's a nuisance to us who are being forced to go along with you, but Trickstar is the hero that defeated the hateful student council!

Well, you also defeated Taishou's AKATSUKI, so I have complicated feelings. Even so, I received hope from Trickstar!

I'm cheering you on. No, I want to fight with you! I won't let Trickstar disappear in a place like this!

Let's defeat the student council together and return justice to this school ♪

Midori: These guys are way too intense…

Why did I even become part of a unit like this…

Haaa, I'm depressed, I want to die…

Chiaki: Hey hey, what's wrong? You're not lively at all, Green. Raise your voice, light the fire of your soul!

Hard work, friendship, victory! A great victory and a great explosion! Hahahaha…☆

Subaru: Hahaha ☆

Even though I was depressed just a moment ago… I somehow just became really excited, it feels fun!

Thank you! I'm going to do my best ☆

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[twilightmalachite]

2×2 - Children on the Streets 11

Author: Akira

Characters: Yuuta, Hinata, Shinobu, Nagisa

Translator: Mika Enstars

"I, I bet I got a stomach ulcer stemming from the stress of all of Aniki’s bullshit."

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Season: Spring

Location: Back Alley in Downtown

Yuuta: Hm~… What’s the point of saying all this, Aniki?

Hinata: Hehe, just to tell you that you seem to feel inferior to me, Yuuta-kun, and that there’s no need for that. ♪

Apart from that, it’s to leave you wide open! Die, fool!

Yuuta: Ahh, shoot!! So you were talking all deep so you could catch me off guard?! Damnit~, shitty Aniki, how cowardly can you be!?

Hinata: Fuhaha~, howl, howl louder! It’s nothing but the bark of a losing dog!

Yuuta: Just what kind of character is this anyways!?

Hinata: I was thinking I need to look back a lot on my past, reevaluate it, and establish a new character for myself—

And not just as an indicator of how much Yuuta-kun has changed from what “we” were before. I have to establish my own character, too.

Otherwise, we’re just lacking something. As the two-in-one strongest and unbeatable individual, we were missing only the element of Yuuta-kun.

No, not that; we are going to get bigger and stronger!

Let’s show the world that we’re doing just that! My brother!

Yuuta: Right! I don’t get what you’re saying, but I know what you’re doing!

You’re talking about intriguing things like that again, waiting for me to lean in close to listen better, aren’t you!?

And then you’ll shoot me, right~? I’m not going to fall for that!

Hinata: Ahaha, not falling for it this time, huh~? See, Yuuta-kun? You’re learning and getting stronger and stronger! That’s why you’re my lifelong nemesis, fuhahaha! ☆

Yuuta: Seriously, what kind of character is this—

Hm?

Hinata: ? What’s up, Yuuta-kun? Is there trouble?

Yuuta: Urgh~… M-my stomach hurts.

I, I bet I got a stomach ulcer stemming from the stress of all of Aniki’s bullshit.

Hinata: Whaa!? A-Are you okay? I’m coming, Yuuta-kun~! Onii-chan will gently rub where it hurts!

Shinobu: Y-You mustn’t be fooled de gozaru, Hinata-kun! Although I did fall for the same! It’s possible that Yuuta-kun’s pretending to have a stomachache to make you worry and come out—

Yuuta: Oh come on, whose side are you on, Shinobu-kun?

Shinobu: H-Huh? But right now, I’ve turned into a zombie, which makes me Hinata-kun’s ally…!?

Yuuta: Right! But you are naive, did you think I simply would just mimic Aniki?

I’ve passed that point a long time ago, you know!

Shinobu: Huh? Huh? What do you mean by that…?

Yuuta: Ran-senpai! Now!

Nagisa: …Right. As everyone knows, this type of melee is Ran-senpai’s specialty.[1]

Shinobu: This is the first I’ve heard of that de goza-mphh! Uu, I’ve been shot in the face…!

It doesn’t hurt because it’s a water gun, but, my eyes! My eeeeyes~!

Nagisa: …S-Sorry? I’m shooting from a higher vantage point, so I’m at an angle where I can only aim for the head…

Shinobu: Heheh♪ You’ve got me de gozaru, but it is ninjas who are the experts of sophistry in the first place! It is a common practice for us to deceive others, there is no such thing as bushido when it comes to ninjas…☆

Yaay! I’m properly acting like a ninja~! ♪

Hinata: Bakyuu~n! Bakyuu~n!

Nagisa: …Ah, h-he got me. I’ve been shot.

…I see. Shinobu-kun got me to lean out by making me worry.

Shinobu: Because there’s no other way for us to aim at you from our position, with you hidden somewhere so high up! ♪

Nagisa: …Right. Amazing. I’ve been beaten flawlessly.

…All the kids at ES are amazing. They are always learning and growing more and more.

Yuuta: However! We cannot allow justice to be defeated by evil! That would be a huge bummer for the program!

So, I’m gonna shoot and bring down Aniki who went after Ran-senpai!

This is game over, Hinata-kun!

This marks the end of this ridiculous game…!

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Melee in Japanese is 乱戦 (ransen). It’s the same kanji used for Nagisa’s last name, too! (乱)

[mephinomaly]

[TL] Capture Your Heart/Chapter 6

Time: A couple of days later, the day of the show

Tomoya: “I’ve found you, Kaijin Scorpio!”

Kaoru: “Ahaha ♪ You’re as foolish as usual, RabiRanger.”

“It’s the other way round. I’ve found you. Come on, Soldier…♪”

Tomoya: “Uwaa!? I’ve been blinded with playing cards…”

Hiiro: “I am the Spade, Amagi Hiiro! Who summoned me??”

Kaoru: “I did. Come here, Spade-chan ♪ This card is my proof.”

“Now then. Get that boy!”

Hiiro: “Umu! As you wish!”

“—Ha!”

Tomoya: …Jeez, you nearly hit me.

Hiiro: Don't worry, I'll follow whatever you do.

No matter what adlib you add, I will never hurt you.

Tomoya: You said that sort of thing during practice too… Then, as a test, is it alright if I hit you for real?

It’s a hero show, kids love flashy fights.

Hiiro: Umu! Trust me and hit me with everything you’ve got!

Tomoya: “hhAAAAA!”

Kaoru: (Woah, Hiiro-kun just got punched to his knees.)

(—but he’s actually fine and just stood up and charged at Tomoya-kun!?)

(That definitely wasn’t in the script before. Those two are pretty good at making it up as they go~.)

Hiiro: “Nice try!”

Kaoru: (They’re evenly matched. The kids can’t bear to look away from such a sweat-inducing battle.)

(Having Hiiro-kun as my henchman was a good idea… Hm?)

Chiaki: …! (Sending Kaoru weird signs.)

Kaoru: (What the… He’s moving his hands around desperately but I haven’t got a clue what he’s saying.)

(Anyway. Since Moricchi is here, we can initiate “Plan C.”)

(Just gotta send a sign to Tomoya-kun and Hiiro-kun and—)

“Ahahaha! I’ve caught you~☆”

Tomoya: “Not Hokuto-senpai!? You’re a coward, Kaijin Scorpio!”

Kaoru: “Fufu. To a baddie like myself those words are a compliment. Thanks ♪”

“Let’s see… This power you have? If this penguin, the source of your power, is snatched away, that’s lights out for you, hero~”

“Farewell, Rabi Ranger…♪”

Tomoya: “Damnit, it can’t end like this. I won’t let it end like this…!”

Chiaki: “Aha! It doesn’t have to end yet! Your story is only just beginning.”

“The red flames are the mark of justice! Burning bright red, the sun of life!

“This hero is a little late but! Ryusei Red, Morisawa Chiaki…☆

Kaoru: “Tch, he’s here… Do your worst, Soldier!”

Hiiro: “Fumu? Who should I attack first? If you do not give me exact orders, I cannot work.”

Kaoru: “Just- just play it by ear–”

Chiaki: “Now!”

Kaoru: “Huh!?”

Hiiro: “Fuhaha! Hokuto-senpai has been rescued ☆”

“Hokuto-senpai! Let’s send Rabi Ranger enough hero energy to defeat him!”

“Kids, let’s band together to help Rabi Ranger!”

“Do your best Rabi Ranger~~!”

Tomoya: “nnnNNNNNGHHHH! My power is overflowing! This will definitely defeat him! Rabbit Shot!”

Kaoru: “Gah… Retreat! I won’t forget about this! I’ll be back!”

Hiiro: “Wait, Kaijin Scorpio! I need exact orders before I can retreat!”

Chiaki: “Justice wins again! Thank you everyone for your shouts of encouragement!”

Tomoya: “I hope you all enjoyed yourself! Thank you very much for today!”

Time: Same day, at evening

Kaoru: It’s already late, huh. I’m dead tired from doing something I don’t usually do.

Hiiro: Are you okay? Should I give you a piggyback ride back to the dorms?

Kaoru: I appreciate the offer, but it’s alright.

Well done for today Hokuto-senpai-chan. Thanks to you, the show was an absolute hit.

The kids were saying it was their first time seeing a penguin, so it’s a good thing that we brought you along.

Hiiro: Hm. Hokuto-senpai just bowed, what does that mean?

Tomoya: Maybe “you are most welcome”? Or maybe even “well done for today”...?

Either way. You did well~, good boy good boy…♪

Kaoru: Speaking of which, you two went on a bit of a rampage too. You went totally off script and it caught me off guard.

You could feel how much you wanted the kids to enjoy themselves - it was refreshing to watch.

Tomoya: Ahaha… Sorry about that. Amagi started it and I got a little carried away.

Kaoru: Nah, you’re both good. I didn’t even know you could do that, I have to do some studying.

Even better, you could teach me how~. Next time I’ll call you Tomoya-sensei ♪

Tomoya: Don’t do that. Besides, I've still got a long way to go…

Oh. There’s a boy in a wheelchair coming over accompanied by a nurse? Seems he wants to talk to us.

Chiaki: You’re… Yeah, you’re the kid who sent me the letter.

Umu! I came to support you in your fight against your illness ☆ So, did you watch the show?

Kaoru: (Ahaha, that kid looks so happy. He’s meeting the guy he’s been inspired by so of course he is.)

Chiaki: …Hm? You want to talk to Kaijin Scorpio?

Sure thing kid. Hakaze, you’re up!

Kaoru: Hey. Don’t go around revealing my true identity, got it?

Anyways ♪

Hiya. You wanted to speak to me?

It was your first time seeing such a cool villain? You’ve longed to be a hero but if you can be like me, then maybe being the baddie isn’t all bad…?

Ahaha. Seems like I stole your heart, hm?

I heard that you have an operation tomorrow. Good luck, kid.

…Of course. When you’re feeling better, we’ll do some petty crime together, hm?

Pinky promise, just between us, okay?...♪

Tomoya: …Uwa, uwaa.

Kaoru: Did that make me look pretentious?

Tomoya: Nuh-uh, the total opposite! Is that just how you are now? Wow...

I can’t do this right now. I’m speechless. I’ll get back to you when I have the words to explain what I’m feeling.

Kaoru: Yeah? If that’s the case you’ll have to keep saying your thanks, and I’ll teach you a few pick-up lines whilst you’re at it, hm? Nazuna-kun will probably get pissed though~, ahaha.

Ah, that was fun. Hero shows aren’t really my thing but-

That wasn’t half bad…♪

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[aeoki]

SS Finals - Crown: Chapter 15

Location: SS Finals Live Stage Characters: Tetora, Midori, Shinobu, Subaru, Hokuto, Chiaki, Kanata & Madara

Subaru: “RYUUSEITAI”!

Hokuto: Wait, before you go up on stage!

Chiaki: Hm? What’s up, Hidaka? Akehoshi?

I thought you guys were rather well-behaved compared to last year, but are you planning on pulling some sort of stunt coming up here?

Tetora: If you’re gonna meddle in our business for no good reason, then I hope you don’t – honestly.

Subaru: We won't do that! Rude, much! Hmph, hmph!

Hokuto: It’s exactly as Akehoshi says. Morisawa-senpai – no, “RYUUSEITAI” helped us out during the first “DDD”.

We won’t ever forget that. We won’t bite back the hand that helped us. Ever.

Midori: You guys were the ones who put a lot of pressure on us during Tanabata last year… I was even more depressed after that, you know…

Shinobu: Ahaha. I think our newbie unit was able to break out of our shell thanks to that. All’s well that ends well ~de gozaru.

You had it nice since you got to flirt with Isara-senpai, though… It was pretty traumatic for me…

Subaru: Huh? How come? What did we do to you, Takamin?

Midori: See…? You senpais need to learn just how big and important you guys are….

Hokuto: I get that a lot. Especially recently.

Kanata: Umm. Did you have “business” with us, “Trickstar”?

Chiaki: Fuhaha! Did you come to cheer us on as a fellow member of the “Red Team”? I’m right, aren’t I?

Thank you! We’ll turn your cheers into a driving force that will help us move forward!

Subaru: Chii-chan-senpai…

(I knew it, I can’t say it. I bet he won’t listen to me even if I did. I can’t help but to give in to Chii-chan-senpai when it comes to things like this.)

No, it was nothing. Yeah, we just came to cheer you guys on. Good luck.

Midori: Thanks but you didn’t have to come all the way to say that, Akehoshi-senpai. Do you think we’re just a bunch of cowards who can’t do anything?

Shinobu: Oh, Midori-kun came back to life all of a sudden ~de gozaru.

Tetora: I think we have a pretty good chance of winning ♪

Hokuto: …Right. If you win the fourth round, then the “Red Team” will basically be the winners.

Ending the Finals with an official winner announced during the middle of the rounds will certainly put a damper on things.

But since we’ll be those announced winners, we should be at ease and not worry about defeat. That’s what I meant to say.

Subaru: Yeah. We’d prefer that too, so we hope you win, “RYUUSEITAI” ♪ Frankly, I’m tired of fighting and trying to destroy one another!

Tetora: Ahaha. That doesn’t sound like something you guys would say.

Hokuto: What do you mean?

Midori: Wait, why do you look surprised…? You didn’t act like it much this year, but last year, you guys were like a bunch of delinquents who would fight anyone who came your way…

Hokuto: A bunch of delinquents, huh. That might be the perfect phrase to describe us.

Subaru: You’re always so accurate, Takamin! Who’s a smart boy!? Pat pat ♪

Midori: Stop being so annoying – Could you guys go if you’re done talking already…!?

Subaru: But Takamin, you like headpats, right? ♪

Midori: It doesn’t particularly make me happy when you’re the one doing it!

Kanata: Hehe. That’s right~ I won’t say “it’s none of your business”.

But there’s “no need” to worry. We won’t lose anymore.

We’ll win this “battle”, set “Red Team’s” victory “in stone” and will provide “reassurance” to the units who have yet to “make an appearance”.

That sounds like something “RYUUSEITAI” would do, right?

Chiaki: It’s exactly as Kanata says! Believe in us and watch over us, “Trickstar”! We won’t lose to anyone else anymore!

Hokuto: Alright. We’ll believe you.

You’re happy with this, right, Akehoshi?

Subaru: Yeah. Actually, I’m sorry we distracted you when you guys should be concentrating on your match.

Midori: Yeah. It was a real nuisance.

Tetora: There, there… These two aren’t bad natured at heart, so just smile and forgive them, okay?

Kanata: Smile and forgive them! That’s also very “RYUUSEITAI”~♪ 

Subaru: Ahaha~ Yeah, I love that part about you guys.

You’re always full of energy and give us courage… Good luck – I mean it.

♪~♪~♪

Hokuto: We’ll excuse ourselves, then. Sorry for disturbing you all.

I sincerely wish you the best of luck.

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It's Already Christmas Soon

Evening

After Fukumura-san's graduation performance, We had a shoot, and I ended up doing a shoot with my eyes swollen as-is like uwaa-- I think there was a day I said that…✍️

Well, but, well, I thought, will it be ok--

When I saw the photos from that shoot today,

I was laughing because it wasn't ok at all🤦🏻‍♀️💔

Kya……🤦🏻‍♀️💔

Ehhh well, that being said,

We're having rehearsals, towards our Christmas event🎄✨

Look forward!

The goods released!

I think its my first time , with my hair like this for a shoot!? lol

I've done it too much for lives, but I've never done it for a shoot~~~ Cute~~~

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Please definitely check them out!!!

Yesterday, it was a secret that I posted that selfie on the fly 🙊fuhaha

December 21st (Thurs) 11:30PM~ Hello Pro Dance Academy Season 10 #5

December 22nd (Fri) TV Asahi "Music Station SUPER LIVE 2023" We'll be appearing with a special medley with the OG-san!

⋆͛📣Around New Years…… It seems Sendai Broadcast's "Sugo! Job" will be rerun👩🏻‍💻

Definitely read the serialization, ok

#134 I'm now the oldest in Hello Pro✍️

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[obfuscatingveil]

@more-than-a-princess asked:

❛ i heard strange noises coming from your dormitory and just wanted to make sure everything is alright. ❜ (For Gundham!)

The stern look in the breeder's eyes shifted into one of surprise. He'd expected these academy walls to be soundproof. How was he going to explain away that he was babying his Pomeranian and his hamsters? They were just all so cute when they played together.

Hopefully she couldn't have made out just what those noises were. He could still save his reputation as an evil overlord!

"Very perceptive of you, Sonia. I know I shouldn't be surprised, but yet, you continue to show your affinity for the beyond." Gundham outstretched an arm to the side only to dramatically shift its position so his hand could rest in front of his face.

"You see. I, Tanaka The Forbidden One. Have untangled the chains of the afterworld and spoken to a phantom that once set foot on this very earth!"

Next, he'd drop his arm and puff out his chest to laugh confidently.

"Fuhaha! Muahaha! Not a single God in their respective pantheons can stop Gundham Tanaka from doing whatever it is he sees befitting of him at that time! Does a lion request to devour the gazelle? Does the earth request passage when it revolves around the great sun? No! And neither shall I!"

He sure hoped that was convincing enough. If she found out he wasn't doing a séance, but instead calling his ferocious beast a 'munchkin'. Only the worst could happen.

[hyenahunt]

Saga: Release - 12

Writer: Akira

Season: Spring

Characters: Hokuto, Chiaki, Tori, Jin

Proofreading: 310mc (JP) & Peace (ENG)

Translation: kotofucius

Chiaki: You’re so very cute, Himemiya — you’ll be even more popular than a panda in a zoo! ☆

Location: Mall 1st Floor

Time: A couple days later, the day of Rain-bows’s fansign event

Hokuto: Alright. Please warm me up like we planned.

Chiaki: Leave it to me! I’m great at warming others up! Infusing spirit! Burning—☆

Squeeze, squeeze ♪ How’s this, Hidaka? Warmed up yet? Fuhaha, talk about efficiency! We get to solve Hidaka’s cold-hands-complex and practice handshakes at the same time!

Tori: Hmph. It probably won’t solve much since other people’s warmth fades after a while, anyway.

Chiaki: What’s wrong, what’s wrong, Himemiya! You look stiff; are you nervous? C’mon, c’mon, c’mooon! Let's get your cheeks back to their squishy soft selves! ☆

Tori: Unii!? Stop! Don’t rub my cheeks like that! It’s annoying and it hurts! You’re always so bad at controlling your strength, Morisawa-senpai!

Chiaki: Right, sorry! But I’m glad you’ve re-energized enough to yell; I was getting worried with how gloomy you two were looking.

Jin: Haha. The weather sure is nice, huh? And perfect for shopping; we’ve got plenty of people passing by.

I dunno how many'll be coming specifically for our event, but maybe we’ll manage to attract some passers-by anyway.

I’m sure it won’t turn into a miserable situation where we just sit around without seeing anybody at all… so don’t be so worried. And don’t forget to smile.

Tori: …Will our fans really come?

We couldn’t advertise very much, right? And Rain-bows hasn’t done anything fancy compared to other units—

There are gazillions of idols out there. No one would think we’re special just for doing our job.

And this is actually my first time doing a fansign event… I had lots of fun fantasies before going to bed, but…

In the end, I can’t help feeling anxious… My gut feels tight.

Will there really be anyone who’ll go out of their way to see me? Me, without fine as my shield?

Chiaki: Of course there will! Don’t worry; the fear of danger tends to be greater than the danger itself! You’re so very cute, Himemiya — you’ll be even more popular than a panda in a zoo! ☆

Tori: Why a panda…? …But thanks for trying to cheer me up.

Jin: Nice. You’re surprisingly doing pretty well at boosting your juniors’ moods, Morisawa.

Didn’t expect you to be so good at it, considering how timid you used to be~. Great, looks like you guys can pull it off even if I skip out.

Chiaki: No, please don’t skip, sir. You’re the leader, so lead us firmly like a leader should.

Hokuto: Exactly. …Not that it matters, but doesn’t calling him “sir” feel distant when we’re teammates?

In fact, I’m kind of bothered by the “senpai” honorific too; aren’t we lacking a buddy-buddy feel?

Tori: Do we really need that whole “buddy-buddy” vibe, though? I get that it might feel strange for you, Hidaka-senpai, since you’re part of Trickstar where everybody’s the same age — but seriously?

Chiaki: Of course we need it! Heroes fighting one another seems to be the trend overseas, but I’d want the people I like to get along with each other!

Even if it may be the selfish wish of a fanboy!

Jin: Mm~ Maybe my values are just outdated, but wouldn’t it seem rude for you guys to act too casually around me, considering our blatant age gap?

Won’t the fans be bothered? Especially people from the generation above me.

…But maybe it’s different these days. Idols don’t seem to be as idolized as before, either.

Back then, just dyeing your hair would have people yelling “You thug!” or “You disappoint us!” at you.

Tori: Mm… The past Sagami-sensei talks about sounds so primitive sometimes.

Jin: I bet it does, from the point of view of kids your age~ The young’uns have a totally different time perception than us old guys.

Once you’re in your thirties, a year really flashes by like a week.

In the blink of an eye, even. I think the era’s really speeding up too; I’d better hang on tight so I don’t get left behind while Project-Saga’s still running.

…Oh, looks like they’re all done setting up. Anzu’s waving her hand at us.

Hokuto: Right. It might be too late to ask, but was it really right for us to not help out with the prep?

Tori: Yeah… I felt kinda sorry just sitting around while everybody was working.

Jin: No, no, don’t take away their job. We’re just gonna get in the way if we try and help. Let’s just do our job perfectly; that’s how we can repay the staff.

Chiaki: Heheh, if the preparation was falling behind or they were lacking hands, we should have definitely helped with errands, but…

In this case, it’s wiser to store our energy for the fansign event coming up.

Hokuto: Right. From what I’ve heard, the commissioner is kind enough to schedule a mini-concert for us after the event, too.

I’m more concerned about that, since we were informed too late to get enough practice in.

Tori: Yeah… Ugh, there's sooo much to think about that I'm getting dizzy.

Usually, all I need to do is listen to what Prez tells me to do, which makes things easy on my side.

Chiaki: Hmm, I’m wondering, though… Why put off the show until after the fansign event? I think more people will gather if we were to do the concert first.

Jin: About that — so I heard some idols somewhere have been holding a performance here regularly… but they had to cancel this time, so there’s an empty slot in the event schedule.

Hokuto: Mmm… In other words, we’re just filling in… as their substitute?

Chiaki: Heheh, nothing wrong with that, right? We get to stand on stage, whatever the reason.

Compared to a simple fansign event, we’ll be able to entertain more people and sell our face to a bigger audience this way.

Jin: Yup, we’re actually in luck. I mean, a fansign event by itself sounds tough enough for an old man like me, so doing a show on top of it feels like overkill on my energy, but…

Eh, we’ll pull through. There’s no rain that won’t clear — and a rainbow will surely follow.

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[hmapertanaka]

Hmaper means to assassinate you! Don't let the great hmapertanaka fall so easily!

Arm yourself with this:

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Strike first and strike true, great one

fuhaha! i will not play these childish games. any attempt on my life will prove futile.

however, the great hmapertanaka will fight back if needed. thank you for the weapon of mass destruction..

[winterastraea]

Night Watch

Penulis skenario : Akira-sensei

Waktu : Musim semi

Tempat : Dapurnya Garden Terrace

Fuhahaha! Sekutu Keadilan, tiba dengan mempesona·····☆

Adakah anak yang sedang merasa ketakutan di malam hari ini! Adakah anak yang sedang membasahi bantalnya dengan air mata saat ini!

Selama ada Morisawa Chiaki dengan hati yang membara ini, tak perlu lagi merasa takut akan mimpi buruk!

Aku datang untuk menyelamatkan kalian!

Akademi Yumenosaki akan ku lindungi·····☆

Fuhaha! Fuhahaha! Fuhahahahahaha!

Serem! Ternyata suasana sekolah di malam hari lebih menyeramkan dari yang aku bayangkan!

Aku mencoba berisik biar lebih berani, tapi suara tawaku yang menggema malah jadi bikin takut! Siapa saja tolong aku!

Oke, tenang. Jadilah cool Morisawa Chiaki!

Berkepala dingin dan semangat yang membara adalah sifatku sebagai sekutu keadilan.

……Hwaaaaah!? Bi-bikin kaget aja. Siapa itu? Ada orang ya di situ!?

A-a-a-aku gak takut lho! Maju sini, aku akan melawanmu!

Aku?? Aku adalah Morisawa Chiaki dengan hati yang membara, sang pelindung Akademi Yumenosaki, seorang 'sekutu keadilan'! Wahahahaha☆

……Ah, maaf. Nampaknya aku malah membuatmu jadi takut.

Setelah dilihat-lihat, ternyata murid pindahan ya?

Selamat malam. Kebetulan banget. Lagi ngapain di tempat begini?

Kirain hantu tadi yang muncul. Aku sampai merinding lho!

Dasar iseng.

Eh? Mau ngambil barang yang ketinggalan?

Begitu ya. Kalau sendiri saja rasanya sepi kan! Tapi tenang saja, Morisawa Chiaki ini akan melindungimu☆

Tapi, di tempat begini barang apa yang ketinggalan?

Di sini dapurnya garden terrace lho. Setauku, bahkan siswa biasa tidak boleh mendekati tempat ini.

Belakangan ini kau sering memasak ya. Apa kau membuatkan sesuatu untuk anak-anak Trickstar?

Aku merasa kagum. Karena ada pahlawan tanpa tanda jasa sepertimu lah yang membuat idol jadi bersinar☆

Ngomong-ngomong, aku merasa lapar☆

Aku akan mencarikan barangmu yang ketinggalan itu.

Selagi itu, aku akan merasa senang jika kau membuatku sesuatu. Yang sederhana juga gak apa.

Enak ya bisa masak. Memang cewek banget·····♪

Hm? Aku??

Aku sedang bertugas sebagai 'sekutu keadilan'! Kami Ryuseitai membuat kotak surat kami sendiri! Kemudian menyelesaikan berbagai permasalahan yang dikirimkan ke situ!

Menyelesaikan permasalahan fans kami yang anak-anak, secara drastis meningkatkan rasa suka orang-orang terhadap kami!

Contohnya saja 'pojok konsultasi masalah' yang dipublikasikan di media sosial sekolah, itu cukup populer lho♪

Ini adalah bagian dari kegiatanku sebagai idol. Aku juga menjelaskannya pada member yang lain!

Jika orang lain tersenyum, aku pun ikut merasa bahagia☆

Karena kegiatan ini berdasarkan pada hobiku sendiri, jadi member Ryuseitai yang lain tidak terlalu mau membantu…?

Kali ini, aku sedang menyelidiki kasus tentang bayangan misterius yang sering terlihat di dapur garden terrace pada saat malam hari.

Murid-murid jadi merasa ketakutan, makanya aku harus menyelesaikan kasus ini segera!

Menurutku sih bukan hantu! Kalau misalnya orang yang mencurigakan bisa jadi masalah nanti.

Keamanan di Akademi Yumenosaki sangat ketat. Dan sepertinya aku tidak perlu khawatir akan hal itu…

Wah, malah jadi ngobrol panjang.

Maaf, maaf. Karena kalau sendirian aja rasanya sepi, jadi kebablasan. Syukurlah ada murid pindahan di sini.

Walaupun cuma bikin cemilan malam, tapi kita perlu bahan-bahan. Mari kita ambil saja apa yang ada di kulkas ini. Hehe.

……Hm? Jangan bergerak, murid pindahan! Jangan bersuara juga! Ada suara seperti seseorang sedang berjalan menuju kemari!

Ada yang datang! Bersembunyilah di belakangku. Aku akan melindungimu!

Siapa!

Sebutkan namamu!

Wahai penjahat!

Aku akan menjadi lawanmu!

Sagami Jin : Woah, bikin kaget aja.

Sagami Jin : Lah, Morisawa, kau ngapain di tempat begini?

Chiaki : Hm, Pak Sagami! jadi wujud asli dibalik bayangan misterius yang sering muncul di dapur malam-malam itu Pak Guru?

Sagami Jin : Hah? Lagi-lagi kau bermain jadi 'sekutu keadilan' ya? Kau ini sudah SMA. Segeralah lulus dari kelakuanmu yang begitu.

Sagami Jin : Kalau dilihat dari sisi pengkhayal, seperti idol sih.

Sagami Jin : Ada, ada. Bir yang aku sembunyikan diam-diam. Cuma bisa menjilati alkohol untuk desinfektan itu menyedihkan. Jadi aku menyimpan ini untuk diminum saat bekerja di malam hari.

Chiaki : Sake itu gak baik buat kesehatan loh, Pak Sagami…

Chiaki : Selain itu, jadi begitu ya kebenarannya. Wujud asli dari hantu sebenarnya hanyalah rumput yang bergoyang. Hasil akhir yang membosankan.

Chiaki : Tapi, syukurlah bukan hantu. Hari ini pun kasus terselesaikan dengan baik☆

Sagami Jin : Iya, iya. Kerja bagus. Kau ini juga idol. Jangan keliaran gak jelas malam-malam begini. Hati-hati pulangnya.

Chiaki : Baik! Setelah mengantarkan murid pindahan sampai ke rumah dengan selamat, aku akan langsung pulang! Fuhaha. Sepertinya aku akan mimpi indah malam ini.

Sagami Jin : Hm? Murid pindahan? Apa yang kau bicarakan? Mana murid pindahannya?

Sagami Jin : Sejak awal, tidak ada siapapun di sini selain dirimu.

Chiaki : E-eh? Tapi di belakangku! Tadi dia bilang mau ngambil barangnya yang ketinggalan…?

Chiaki : G-Gak ada! Dimana kau, murid pindahan? Jangan bercanda yang gak lucu gini ya!

Chiaki : Sa-sampai tadi, ada di sebelahku lho! Aku lihat kok orangnya, Pak Sagami!

Chiaki : J-Jadi, aku ini sebenarnya dari tadi ngobrol sama siapa…?

Chiaki : Hi-Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee.

[twilightmalachite]

2×2 - Children on the Streets 9

Author: Akira

Characters: Yuuta, Hinata. Shinobu, Nagisa

Translator: Mika Enstars

"Parira parira! Vroom vroom! Parira parira! Vroom vroom!"

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Season: Spring

Location: Downtown

Hinata: Parira parira! Vroom vroom! Parira parira! Vroom vroom!

Fuhaha~! Foolish mortals! Today shall be the anniversary of your deaaaaath! ☆

Yuuta: You sound like some combination of Rinne-senpai and Sakuma-senpai… My love for Aniki has dropped drastically.

Hinata: Even though it’s already been on the decline as of late!?

Why do you say such cruel things, Yuuta-kun? Even though I always love Yuuta-kun soooo much~!

Yuuta: If you love me, then at least make an effort to be loved. You’ve worried people quite a bit, and now you’re behaving like an idiot the first time you show your face in a day.

What’s with that? What’s your intention?

In some cases, even siblings will shoot another after cutting ties.

Hinata: Don’t! It's not a big deal if I get shot since it’s a water gun, but if I’m cut off as your sibling, your Onii-chan will die of heartbreak!

Nagisa: …Fufu, I’m glad you seem to be getting along well.

…But first things first, there’s a lot of things I’d like explained. Where do you stand now, Hinata-kun?

Hinata: Oh, I’m the boss of the assailants!

Beginning now, I shall lead an evil army to lay siege on Master’s restaurant!

I feel bad that I’m repaying a favor with vengeance, but that’s the direction for the performance this time! And I do have Master’s permission, just so you know!

Yuuta: I wish Master wouldn’t give OKs out so casually… Well, if Master says it’s fine, then…

Hinata: Yup! The restaurant’s closing for the day so we won’t be bothering any customers, and they’re happy to promote the restaurant with it making an appearance on this performance!

However, while it goes without saying, do try not to dirty or damage the storefront!

Yuuta: Yeah, that’s a given. But while it’s supposed to be a siege, we’ll be fighting outside of the store, won’t we?

Hinata: And of course, we have permission cleared from the town hall to do so!

Yuuta: You’ve really got this all ironed out well… Should I be praising Anzu-san’s skills, as the producer in charge of this episode?

Hinata: …Well, I’m sure the producer in charge is feeling anxious after the “Experience Living in the Streets” became a complete mess.

She’s serious about this and is really betting on this performance, so you too all do our best to help her out.

Yuuta: Of course we will. Well, I feel like it’s just a band-aid over a bullet wound~, but it’s better than leaving it a mess, right?

So? What shall we do, then? Should we go ahead and turn Aniki into a beehive?

Hinata: Hearing all that be said is scary, but basically, yes! All you have to do is defeat me, the mastermind behind this attack, before you all are wiped out.

So you know, if you hit any of us assailants with a water gun or any other weapon of the sort, they will be counted as dead!

We promised not to dirty the storefront, so we couldn’t use paint guns. So it’ll be self-reported, but the assailants will die if they get hit!

Follow the rules and enjoy the dueling!

Nagisa: …Alright. It’s a simple game. I understand the rules.

…However, if Hinata-kun is the only one on the side of the assailants, we have an advantage of having three people.

Hinata: That won’t be the case, of course! We’ve hired a ton of extras for this performance!

Forward! Oh infernal army that I lead…☆

Shinobu: Ooh, some evil-looking people have shown up, de gozaru.

Yuuta: Amazing, now that’s surprisingly well put together. You have a solid look of badassery going on.

Hinata: Looks like the “real thing”, doesn’t it~? ♪

As you may have noticed, there are a good number of them but they are not armed, so treat them basically as zombies! Things are set up so there’s no dialogue, so no talking with them!

Meaning, they cannot be persuaded! If you come in contact with these zombie-like people, you will become infected with something zombie virus-like and you’re out! You guys will die!

Yuuta: Too many “-like”s. This entire setting is so fuzzy…

Hinata: It’s a quickly-made spur-of-the-moment event! Can’t be helped!

Nagisa: …I see. So we’re overwhelmingly outnumbered, but we are armed, so we have a chance of winning depending on how we handle it.

…That is fair. Sounds like a fun game.

…I don’t have much experience with those sorts of things, so I’m very intrigued, and happy.

Hinata: Yes! Please enjoy it to the fullest!

2×2 is an adult’s job, but this is a child's game! In extremes, the one who has the most fun wins…☆

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[theamityelf]

Gundham: Fuhaha! Your layers of obfuscation are bottomless, but they are brittle! A low wind could shatter your ruse!

Kokichi: Waaaaah! 😭 Are your hamsters gonna eat me like they ate Gonta's grasshoppers? 🥺

Gonta: Huh? Hamsters eat grasshoppers?!

Kokichi is like "I'm an evil supreme leader. Haha, just kidding. Or was I?" and Gundham is just like "Will you actually commit to the bit for once? Some of us actually know how to commit to a bit!"