#fucker was concerned about me eating a strawberry because I'm allergic to red food dye
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fucker better stop being himself or else I'm gonna suck his dick
#he just gave up his olives#fucker was concerned about me eating a strawberry because I'm allergic to red food dye#he knows my allergies#a smoker that doesn't smoke around me cuz I have asthma#he's practically his little sister's dad#I've never wanted to please someone so bad#jesus h christ#the olive theory#i want to grab that cap from his head and run my hands in his hair#he's endearing while drunk wth#that shouldn't be possible#I'm going to do nasty thing with this man
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