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The politics of carbon

The Hockey Stick phenomenon Science Minded FriendsHere’s the latest re-analysis of the famous graph showing how greenhouse gas emissions have changed over time -It’s called the Hockey Stick curve. It’s not pretty. John Quiggin … if “growth” is meaningless, so is “degrowth”. There’s no technological or ecological reason why we can’t have more and more services, from health and education to…

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Michael Clifford x reader// Stupid Friends

Here’s another imagine thingy cuz i’m a very nice & generous person. Also this is my first Michael one so yay :)

“Y/n! We literally have no food. Nothing, nada!” your roommate Michael yelled.

You just rolled your eyes his attempt to speak spanish. You had been working on your mid-term and you didn't need your stupid roommate to distract you. That was hard since said roommate was a loud and annoying person.

“Y/N I'm hungry, and there isn't anything here!” Michael shouted once again.

“Well it was your turn to get the groceries, but you decided to go out with your stupid friends, so this your fault!” you responded.

Michael burst the door open and came in your room. He looked at the mess around you. You had been working for the past two days and you hadn't left your room unless the restroom was involved or getting food.

“I know y/n, but that's not what we're talking about. What we're talking about is food, so let's focus.” You rolled your eyes once again. He always tried to change the topic, typical Michael.

“Okay, well I'm pretty sure there's no stores opened. It's like 1 am, so good luck.”

Michael just looked at with shocked eyes. “If I find food, I'm not getting you any since you wanna be all rude.”

You looked at him confused. “How am I being rude? I just said good luck.”

“The way you said it y/n, the way you said it.” Michael teased.

“Whatever. Just find food.”

“Well, you are right. There's no stores open right now. So I don't know what we’re gonna do. We’re screwed.”

“Wait! Isn’t your friend Luke throwing a party? We can go and eat,” you offered.

“Are you serious y/n? You want to go and use my friends for food,” he laughed at you.

“Do you have a better idea Michael? It's either that or we eat until tomorrow,” you replied.

“Okay if we’re gonna do this you’re gonna have to change,” you gave him a glare, “Noah fence but you look like shit.” Michael chuckled at your reaction. He was right, you were wearing sweats, an old t-shirt and you hadn't showered. You stood up and took off your shirt. Michael saw what you were doing and quickly got out. “You could’ve warned me!” he yelled from out the room.

“I could’ve, but where's the fun in that.” you laughed.

You finished showering and got out of the room in a casual outfit. You got your wallet and headed to the door. Michael just looked at you surprised.

“Are we really doing this?”

“Yes, now shut up and let’s go. I’m dying of hunger.”

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You were now parked in front of Luke’s house. You and Michael just sat in the car in silence. You both waited for the other to say something. When he wouldnt you decided to break the silence.

“So how are we doing this?” you spoke.

“Okay, I get the free food, you talk to everyone, we leave under an hour so we have fulfilled our social expectations” Michael replied.

“Wait why do we have to take that long. Let’s just eat and then bam! Leave, no need to interact.” you told him.

“Um that looks bad y/n. We need to make it seem that we came for the party. That we want to be here,” he said in a duh voice.

“Okay my bad,”

You both got out of the car and walked towards the house. The whole house seemed to be filled with people. Drunk people all over the front porch, people dancing, and people making out. You pretended to throw up and kept on walking. Michael just laughed at your actions. None of you were really the partying type.

“Ayeee! Michael and Y/n! What are you two doing here?” Luke shouted as he walked you way. He seemed to be a bit tipsy.

“Y/n was bored so we decided to drop by, huh y/n” Michael pushed you.

You lost your balance and almost fell, but Michael reached out to catch you. “Uh yeah. Also fuck you Michael.” Luke just laughed at you. 

“Okay, if you need anything just call  me,” Luke winked at you as he left.

“You have stupid friends,” you told Michael annoyed. H paid no attention to what you said as he looked around.

“Okay, let’s do this!” Michael said excitedly.

You gave him a weird look and walked away to “fulfill your social expectations.” A girl that was in your english class saw you and started talking to you. You decided that the best thing was to stick with her and wait until Michael was done getting food.

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It was now 1:45 and Michael was nowhere to be seen. You didn't understand why you couldn’t get some food that was set on the tables and just leave. The girl that you were talking to you was nice, but drunk. She was now trying to flirt with a boy that was clearly not interested. She was in no doubt making a fool of herself. You had had enough and took her to the restroom. She needed to clean herself up. At some point she had dropped her drink on the jeans.

As you waited for her outside you saw Michael holding a dog and talking to a girl. By the looks of it, he was flirting with her. You were beyond mad because you had been waiting for him for over half an hour.

“Michael! What are you doing!” you yelled at him. He looked at you surprised.

“Um just talking to my friend,” he replied.

“Well I’ve been waiting for you. Did you even get the food?” you asked annoyed.

“Yeah, about that. I’ve been catching up with my my friends so… no I haven’t.”

“Michael!” you groaned, “you had one job! And it was to get food, and then we’d go!” At this point the girl that he was talking to had left.

“Calm down. I just wanted to talk to my friends.”

“You’ve already talked to them! You were with them yesterday,” you stated. People were looking at you screaming at Michael over food.

“Wait, did you guys just come to my party for food?” Luke asked.

Michael just looked down embarrassed and laughed. You both looked very stupid. You decided to go out, Michael close behind you.

“Well, I just made myself look stupid. And I blew our plan,” you said.

“Hey, it’s okay. Maybe this wasn't a good idea, but hey, we now have a dog!” Michael said excitedly as he held the dog in his arms. You stared at him in disbelief. He really thought that with the dog everything was fixed.

“Listen to me very closely! You. Are. An. Idiot.”

“I mean, you were the one to tell everyone that we only came for food, but okay go off.” he uttered.

“Just shut up. Leave the dog inside and let’s go!” you screeched in embarrassment. He chuckled and headed inside. While he went to leave the dog you got on the driver’s seat. You heard people laughing and looked up. Michael and Luke were walking to you. You rolled your eyes at the two stupid boys.

“Ya’know y/n, if you were hungry you could have just gotten some. Didn't have to make a plan,” Luke cracked up.

“Ya’know Luke, if just wanted to talk to some girls, you didn't have to throw a party or make a plan.” you fired back. Michael just stared at you both with amusement in his eyes.

“Is that why you’re here. You actually wanted to see me and pretended to have no food at home.”

“Yes Luke. Keep thinking that highly of yourself,” you rolled your eyes, “Michael let’s go home please.”

Michael nodded his head and went to the passenger's seat. You started the car. As you were about to leave Luke opened Michael’s door and gave him two bags of chips and sodas.

“Here you go. I wouldn’t want you to die of hunger now would I?” Luke said as he looked at you. You just flipped him off and started driving.

“Wow y/n. You sure are rude,” Michael laughed.

“Wow, Michael. You sure have stupid friends,” you replied.

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Possible Nursery Rhyme First Drafts ✍🏼

Possible Nursery Rhyme First Drafts #Stories #Books #Storytelling

Image Credit: Catherine Hammond Nursery Rhyme First Drafts I used to have serious concernswith the accuracy of some nursery rhymesrumors about those exaggerated storiesdid not have a great ending all the timeso my dear lyrical friendshere’s a nursery rhyme spoiler alertspeculated truths behind some of those poemsare revelations sprinkled with real telltale dirt. Why did Goldilocks feel so…

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Aquila the wingless harpy eagle

She came from a rich family, they pride themselves with their beautiful wings and feathers.. she had forest green feathers with white tips One day she snuck out of the house to meet some friends or at least people who she thought where her friendsHer 'friends' beat her half to death, cut her wings off and left her for dead.. the wings of harpys go for a very good price..Without her wings aquila couldn't go back to her home, her wings where the only thing keeping her there..then Vivian and mera who were trying to buy supplies for the ship found an almost dead girl in the street and rushed her to the boat where Vivian nursed her back to health

Without her wings aquila couldn't go back to her home, her wings where the only thing keeping her there..then Vivian and mera who were trying to buy supplies for the ship found an almost dead girl in the street and rushed her to the boat where Vivian nursed her back to healthShe is quick to violence and because of her tall stature she's even more intimidating

She is asexual, quite and hot-headed, she spins most her time alone looking out on the sea, doesn't trust easily, has big respect for mera and would do anything for her but thinks she's a bit insane

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Ncis Los Angeles - 8x18 - Densi -Making friends

Here you have it anon, hope you like it ;)

This one was definitely a challenge because it’s very long.