#frenkie and mikky

[whatever1728]

"What is a 'husband stitch'?"

a/n: I found about this through tiktok and was immediately disgusted... if you don't know what it is I reccomend researching before reading.

summary: The barca players along with the wags play some rounds of 20 questions just for fun. Little did they know that it will turn deep after a couple rounds...

ocs: Isabella is Hector's girlfriend (she is 3 years older than Hector and she is catalan), Sofia is Pau's (she is Brazilian and the same age as Pau and Lamine)

warnings: mentions of sexual and medical abuse, mentions of abuse of power (ig), mentions of vomiting, gets a bit graphic about labour procedure, english is not my first language

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It was a normal afternoon for the barca squad. The players, along with their respective girlfriends and wives where at Hector and Pau's place. After eating, they sat down in the living room as per usual.

A while past and the youngsters of the squad started getting bored.

"Why don't we play something?" Lamine asked, who was itching to do something.

"Like what, kid?" came a reply from Lewa.

"We could play 20 questions? I mean we know eachother pretty well it's not like we will be surprised. The girls also know eachother so no big deal, right? I'm just super bored, pleaseeee" said Lamine, looking at the Polish striker with puppy eyes.

Lewa fell for it in a second and the rest agreed easily.

"Who should start?" Gavi asked lightly.

"You, since you asked so nicely." teased the youngest.

Going clockwise, Gavi asked Pedri: "What don't you like about tattoos that makes you so against getting any?"

Pedri explained"Well, I don't like how extreme they can be. Something small and sentimental, I don't mind. Besides, I think some are cool, like Rapha's for example. I just don't think I would like it on my skin."

And so it went for a while. Pedri asked Pau about his favorite food, Pau asked Sofia about holidays and so on. At some point it was Mikky's turn to ask Isabella. After thinking for a bit Mikky asked:

"What is a disgusting situation you have gotten involved in?"

"Oh... that doesn't need much thought. I have this friend Carla, she is a couple years older. She gave birth last year and she wanted me to be with her during the labor." Isabella paused there and everyone thought that was the whole story. However, she went on:

"For background info, during her pregnancy she wasn't one the best of terms with the father, to the point where she thought about divorcing him after she gave birth."

"She calls me, tells me she is getting to the hospital because her water broke. I get there as soon as possible, go to her room give her a hug and sit by that asshole she called a husband. Fast-forward she gives birth, my goddaughter is healthy and well. And then that bastard of a doctor asks her now ex if HE would like my friend to have an extra stitch! And her ex said yes like it was obvious. To say I was disgusted wasn't even enough. I got up smacked the doctor, punched the husband and asked for security to call the police."

"The doctor ended up without a license and my friend got a divorce."

By then all the girls were stunned. Nobody talked for a while. Pau was the first to speak up.

"Sorry, but for those of us who don't know what does getting an extra stitch mean?"

It seemed that most of the guys didn't know either. The ever wise and mature Frenkie, unsurprisingly, was the one to respond.

"So basically, and girls correct me if I'm wrong, when a woman gives birth, in some cases the vagina tears open in order to accomondate the baby. So after giving birth the doctor has to stich up the skin, since it doesn't heal naturally. Some disgusting men, not even men really since the do stuff like this, want the doctor to make an extra stitch so 'it's' tighter and supposedly more pleasuring for the guy after."

"In most cases that extra stitch makes sexual endeavors painful for women. And if a doctor does something like that he should be sued and the husband should go to jail for sexual abuse, but that's not what happens in most cases unfortunately." Dani continued.

"WHAT???" (Pedri)

"OH MY GOD" (Pau)

"WHAT THE F*CK" (Gavi)

Hector shot on his feet and headed for the bathroom. Coming out he looked pale and green. After the boys where done screaming profanities about how messed some people are Hector stated :"That is at the very least disgusting..."

"I remember when I told you about it and you had the same reaction..." Mikky turned to Frenkie

"How could I not vomit after hearing about that? It's extremely evil to do something like that. Let alone claiming you love the person you do this to." Frenkie replied

"That's when I knew I'd marry you..." Mikky said looking up at him with a sparkle in her bright blue eyes. Frenkie smiled, his eyes mirroring his wife's.

Sometime later, everyone filled out except for Isabella and Sofia who were staying the night. Hector and Isabella said goodnight to the other two who where going to watch a movie at Pau's room and went to get ready for bed themselves. After Hector taking a shower and Isabella doing her night routine, they cuddled in bed and talked for a while.

"I'm so lucky..." Hector said

"And why is that, handsome?" her complimets always making him blush a bit.

"Because, not only is the woman I hold in my arms beautiful, on the outside and more importantly on the inside, talented and smart. She is also extremelly protective of the people she loves and firmlly loyal." he expressed his thought with a smile and adoring eyes.

"Thank you, guapo, but I did just what I thought was right."

"I know and I hope that you also know I would never do something like that..."

"Amor, I know, your reaction was proof enough, don't worry, I know you and that's all I need to be able to dream a future with you."

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a/n: thoughts? also what other warnings should I put cause I feel the ones I put are tame...

[doinggreat]

what if i was suicidal

[lilirari]

the barbies and kens of football & formula 1 <3

[misschino]

THIS IS SOOOOO CUTE

[footballers-wags-kids]

Frenkie de Jong and Mikky are expecting their first child together 🎉🔜👶🏻🍼

Pic: Mikky Kiemeney

[dyclerc]

I really want what they have 😭 @/God when is it going to be my turn!!!!

[0-twentyone]

THE HOTTEST

[footballlover8]

Im so happy for mikky and frenkie! I was literally saying the other day, that now a baby was the only thing they needed right now!❤️🥰

[mindenerwa]

besties for a reason 🥰

[giaima61]

2015: Frenkie de Jong y su novia Mikky Kiemeney ven como aficionados un partido del Barça en el Spotify Camp Nou. 2023: Frenkie de Jong gana su primer título de La Liga con el club de sus sueños y lo celebra con Mikky. Los sueños se hacen realidad.

[whatever1728]

“Being sexu@lised and harassed is never okay, it’s a criminal act love.”

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a/n: I saw a sad edit of Hector and I just can’t get it off my mind, in this all the wags are older and that’s why the treat him like a little brother and are so concerned after they talk…

summary: the Barça boys plus the wags have their usual hang out at Lewa’s place. Hector arrives a bit late and decides to hang out with the wags rather than his teammate, saying he needs advice about something he can’t talk with the guys. The women tend and fuss over him.

warnings: mentions of harassment, mentions of sexting (ig), sexualisation of a barely adult

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Hector wasn’t having a great day. Or a great week. To be honest not the best month either. He hadn’t been sleeping all that well. However he decided to push through. He got his car keys and drove himself to Lewa’s, even if a bit late for the hang out. Upon his arrival, he realised that he didn’t really feel comfortable sitting with the guys. Or talking about this whole situation with them. He wasn’t comfortable talking to them about what was on his mind. So he decided to talk with the girls. The wags, most of them quite a bit older, dotted and fussed over him like he was their little brother. He always felt protected when he was with them. And he needed that feeling desperately right now. He rang the bell and immediately Anna is there, welcoming him and giving him one of her tight hugs.

“The guys are down the hall playing fifa I think, me and the girls are hanging around the living room.” Anna informed him politely of the whereabouts for both groups. And it made him feel welcome to sit with them. So that’s what he did. “Is it okay if I sit with you and the others? I could really use some advice on something I’m dealing with” Hector admitted.

“Of course you can, kid. Always, you know that. Would you like something to drink?” Anna replied

“Just a glass of water, thank you.” Came the answer from Hector.

Anna motioned for him to go ahead to the living room while she fetched the glass of water he asked.

“Oi girls look who finally decided to join” said Mikky, already standing up to greet the boy of the group. “It’s good that you decided to join us for a chat. A fresh view on some topics and from a man’s point of view is always needed let alone yours.” said Aliana, Pedri’s girlfriend.

“Oh so you only want me for my opinions? Not ‘cause I’m excellent company?” Hector teased.

“Okay, that too, you got us. Only don’t tell the others, they are going to whine about it.” said Sofia, Gavi’s girlfriend. After a couple of topics passing, with Hector contributing as per usual, he suddenly seemed distant. “Hey, nino what’s got you so gloomy at of the blue?” Natalia asked concerned. “There is something I have to get of my chest, cause I feel like I’m going to combust lately!” Hector admitted. Berta saw him hesitate for a minute. She spoke up, trying to reassure him.

“Hector talk, freely, this is a safe space.”

“Okay, just don’t cut me because I don’t think I will be able to continue after.” At this the girls got concerned, but nodded, wanting to calm him since they noticed his hands trembling a bit. “So, ah I assume you have seen posts about me all over the internet. Stuff girls say and post like ‘ah Hector is handsome’ and whatever. That part is fine I don’t even mind. I know most of those girls mean well.” He paused, taking a deep breath while looking at the floor. “There are posts where girls say stuff like ‘give me 5 minutes and a hair tie’ and stuff like that, girls sending me videos of themselves doing things or whatever. That’s all part of being a footballer, I knew it was gonna come. What I wasn’t prepared for is girls touching me in public…” Hector admitted.

At this Sofia was pissed, not at the kid who had become like a little brother, but at the world. “Hector, what do you mean touching you?” she asked as calmly as possible.

“The kind you understand…inappropriately…” at this point he was tearing up. Mikky sat down next to him and gave him a hug.

“Do you wanna talk more about it? Would it help?” Aliana asked.

“I just, I… I don’t know… have I done something wrong? Have I given the impression that it’s okay?” At this point his was breaking, the usual flame in his eyes was extinguished. “God no. Never. You haven’t done anything wrong love. Nobody should have touched you that way… ever” Laura told him. After the girls comforted him and his sobs died down he felt exhausted. He hadn’t slept well because of this whole ordeal for a couple of days now. Anna asked him if he felt like sleeping for a bit. He nodded and thanked her. She went upstairs to prepare a room for him. They all went upstairs with him, gave him an attentive hug and a kiss on the cheek, and telling him to sleep tight, knowing he had been suffering from insomnia.

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Fast-forward to an hour after, the boys have decided to call it a day and join the women at the living room. The food should be ready in a bit anyway. “We heard a car earlier, who was it?”Lewa asked.

“Hector” replied Anna

“Oh, and then where is he now?” Laminar questioned, confused as to why Hector didn’t join them.

“Upstairs, sleeping, so keep it down till his up will you?” Came a sharp reply from Sofia. That got the guys feeling like they missed something important and they were absolutely right.

“Hmm, what did we miss?” Gavi asked.

“What didn’t you miss! You mean to say I hope. How could you possibly not have seen that Hector is struggling with something?” Aliana questioned them, looking worried and angry. “Look let’s move forward, cut to the chase, what happened?” Alej asked. “I don’t think we are in position to say, when, and if, he wants he will tell you. It’s not our place to say.” Mikky decided. “It’s….it’s fine Mikky, tell them…” Came Hector’s voice, uneven and shakey. “Are you sure, love?”

“Yea, if I actually do something about it they should know.”

“Do you want to tell them, or should we help?” Laura asked him attentively, staying by his side while he sat down next to Mikky again.

“I… I have to be the one to say… but I might need some emotional support.”

“That’s okay, go on kiddo” Anna said.

“Yeah mate you know we are not going to judge you, right?” Lamine asked truthfully. “Okay so….hmm… I’ve been getting sexually harassed… more than a couple of times… mostly when signing autographs and taking photos with fans… that’s why I started hiding from them and not stopping to greet them…” Hector admitted, teary eyed but calm, or as calm as possible during such a conversation. “What!” (Pau)

“Oh god this is bad….” (Pedri)

The boys were shocked. After they all calmed down Kounde spoke up:

“Why didn’t you say anything? Why did you feel that you couldn’t talk to us about it?”

“And tell you what exactly? That girls feel that they have a right to touch my private parts in public?! Or tell you that I don't trust women generally with the exception of my mother and the ones that are in this room. I’m fucking 18 years old and I can’t walk down a street on my own! I can’t go anywhere and feel safe, and all that why? Why do I have to be sexualised all the damn time like I’m a fucking object? “Being sexualised and harrased is never okay, it’s a criminal act love.” Anna expressed her thoughts.

Hector had calmed down a bit by now and replied: “And what about it? It’s not like anyone can do something…”

“We can protect you though, we won’t let this happen again…” Dani said.

“You should sleep a bit more, love” Mikky suggested.

“I know, let’s eat and then I’ll go home, pass out for a while…”

“Why don’t we have a sleepover?” Lewa suggested

“Won’t you feel better with that idea Hec, a bit calmer, protected…” Anna continued

“Well… si”

Right there and then it was arranged. Some would go back to their own homes to fetch a couple of clothes while the others picked movies and what to do for the rest of the night.

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A long while after, during the second movie for the night, the rest noticed that Hector had fallen asleep. The guys were restless about his case. How did they not notice his change of behaviour, the circles under his eyes, his lack of energy.

They felt responsible, this happened right under their noses, they couldn’t protect him. “What are we going to do?” Alej

“We are going to be there for him, protect him to the best of our abilities, now that we know” Gavi

“Yes, we can’t let him be on his own mind too much. He is going to spiral, we will help him as much as possible.” Inigo

“Should we tell Flick? It might be better if he knows the club supports him” Lamine

“That’s a decision we can’t make for him, for now we protect him the rest will follow…” expressed Frenkie who had stayed mostly quiet thinking hard on how exactly to help the kid. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[folkmidns]

like and repost if you use 🤍

[cherbombshell22]

They are so parents 😻❤️

congratulations *sobs in single*

[dyclerc]

OMG FRENKIE’S GONNA BE A DAD I’M UNWELL 

[0-twentyone]

Yea we love you, Papa 🫶🏼

[httpsseli]

cautious ✿; pablo gavira

;plot. a dinner night leaves off with a special tip.

;warnings. smut!! minors shoo! use of spanish language, the word papi does get used on this fanfic! oral sex(male receiving), squirting, sexting, car sex and a possible of public sex.

authors note// hiii! this is my first ever fanfic on this app, decided to move my work here, i do apologize if this is long.

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tonight was team dinner, the whole team would show up with their girlfriends. now heading to the restaurant with your boyfriend, gavi, you were in the passenger seat watching over him like a baby. chatting and being touchy over small things, the two of you in love like teenagers. “i’m pretty sure things will be okay amorcito, nothing wrong at dinner.” you spoke, looking at him. “we always get teased! it’s not fair at all!” he said, gripping on the wheel. the gps now speaking about 10 minutes away from the restaurant.

after parking the car and a few make outs, you and gavi arrived at the restaurant. you both got out of the car, he held your lower back as the two of you walked inside, from a distance away you saw the team already chatting and laughing, you were glad to see mikky, frenkies girlfriend. you heard a “follow me” from the waitress, gavi held onto your waist both you and him walking to the dining area. “y/n and gavi..aren’t we surprised you two are late..” pedri joked as he chuckled, “haha very funny gonzález.” gavi rolled his eyes, you looked down slightly snickering. you walked over to take your seat in front of gavi, you smiled at him.

“aren’t just the two of you full of love..” frenkie said, you blushed heavily. you looked up at gavi, whose adam apple was bobbing out, leaning back against the chair in his white shirt. you bit your bottom lip, mikky shook your shoulder as your senses returned. “hm? what’s wrong?” you said, and she slightly laughed. “they were asking questions, that’s it..” she said, you smiled. you slightly stood up, holding onto your dress from your thighs.

“so y/n, how has gavi been..” alejandro spoke, you choked on your whine, “f-fine..he’s very lovely and just an amazing boyfriend.” you spoke, gavi smiled at you, the team letting out a few “aw’s”. fermín chuckling, “he has to be amazing at something else..” your face gets red, and gavi glares at fermín causing the table to laugh.

“i’ll be back..” you said, gavi looked at you, and you smiled before you excused yourself. you walked to the bathroom, you sighed in relief at being stuck with a horny you. you went into a stall, closed yourself inside, and being the sneakiest girl..you took pictures of your thighs. even took a video of you playing with your tits, you smiled like a kid that just stole candy. you pulled the top of your dress, opening gavis messages between you and him.

you sent a small message.

you: surprise ;)

gavi: you’re so wrong for this y/n. my god you look so fucking breathtaking..

you: i need you papi..

gavi: later.

you quickly got up, flushing the toilet and washing your hands. drying them, you opened the door walking back to the dining area, where now you’re in front of gavi. he looked at you, his eyes darker under the mix of yellow and orange aura, the two of you making eye contact. you winked at him, as he bit the inside of his cheek shaking his head, you watched a smirk form in his face.

the night was just getting started..

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after dinner, chats and chuckles. “gavi, can i order something..” you said teasingly, you cupped your cheeks, letting your elbows rest on the table leaning in closely. you looked at him with doe eyes, he bit his lip. “anything for you amor..” he said, you smiled before sitting back properly. gavi looked at you while he was talking with balde. the boy’s eyes got darker. you waited for your dessert, still talking to mikky. “oh thank you!” you said, once your plate was in front of you. “you could share..” she said, you laughed. “girl your plate is right in front of you!” you said, she widened her eyes. “oh right sorry!” she said laughing.

you had gotten a small chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream on top, a small chocolate shell covering the top. with your spoon you went straight in, gavi watched you for a few moments, and you picked up the ice cream on your spoon from the small cake, you licked the ice cream placing it in your mouth, the coldness hitting the insides of your mouth. you swirled your tongue around the spoon, swallowing the ice cream. gavi bit his bottom lip, you smirked slightly as your foot dragged up to his calf, gavi turned quiet not saying a single thing.

you quietly giggled, your leg rising upward now this being your one shot, your foot rubbed on his crotch. he groaned quietly, and you continued eating the small pastry pretending as if nothing was going on under the table. the two of you making eye contact, he watched your lips wrap around the spoon, the use of your tongue onto the silverware. his dick hardening under the fabric of his shapewear, you bit down on the utensil.

you winked at him, leg rubbing up and down against his boner. he bit down on his lip, glaring at you. you smiled one last time, setting your foot down after the minutes of crotch rubbing and teasing.

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after long conversations and a few portions of pastries, dinner with the team was over. you were currently talking with mikky and sara, about a few plans or gossip that was interesting to you. “well, i have to get going! i’m not sure who is driving and stuff..” you said, mikky and sara both smiled at you. “well, it was nice catching up with you y/n! i’ll see you later!” mikky waved. sara hugged you, “well, good luck driving with him! i heard from the others that he drives pretty intense..” she said, and you giggled. “thank you for the warning, i’ll see you soon!” you said, she waved at you before you turned around.

gavi held your waist, “let’s go now.” he said, and you nodded.

the drive is quiet, the sound of the ac being slightly high, the cold air hitting your chest as the cardigan was doing as much. you were watching the road, hoping to stay awake for as long as you could, gavis hand slowly traced to your inner thigh. you cleared your throat, holding in any explicit sounds. his fingers crossed over to your core, still driving. “no panties? my, my, my..what a sneaky ‘lil girl..” he said beginning to rub his fingers in between your wet folds, you quickly responded with a whimper.

“gavi…” you gasped out, a finger gathering up your dewiness oozing out, he spread your stickiness around your clit.

within seconds, he slipped his finger inside of your opening. just as you grew wetter, he began to finger you slowly. his fingers dragging out of you haltingly, lucid and erotic noises coming from your vocal chord. you leaned your head back against the seat, leaning your body closer to his fingers into a deeper position. he continued thrusting his fingers into your slickness, your vocals increasing. turning into small begs and moans of gavis name.

“more?” he spoke, gripping onto the wheel.

“yes, please.” you cried out, another finger being added to your filth.

you gripped onto the seat, he gripped onto the wheel tighter parking the car into an underground garage. his fingers slipping out, a whine coming out of your throat. “what! why’d you stop!” your hands in the air.

“backseat. now.” he spoke, you quickly undid your seatbelt, getting on your fours. “hey!” you yelled, his hands gripping the delight sensitive skin from your hips. his other hand coming in contact with your skin, giving it a small slap. you chewed down on your lip with the top of your teeth, another smack came in the meeting. only this time, harder.

you slapped his hand off, finally crawling to the back. your bottom sitting on the side of the passenger seat, gavi then made his way to the back. instantaneously, you crawled over to your boyfriend's lap, your dewiness damping the material of his jeans. gavi pulled you closer, throwing yourself on him. the two of you’s lips crashed down, kissing each other lustfully and desperately, a small whine leaving his lips. your hands cupping his cheeks, meanwhile your fingers in his hair curling against his scalp, his hands tightly holding your waist, fingertips scrunching your dress.

as the two of you made out, your hands carried themselves away down to the hem of his white tee. his lips parted from yours, he took his shirt off.

the sight making you bite your lip, your mouth slightly watering. gavi’s hands tightly running up your chest, eyes looking up with you, the parking lot light making his brown eyes shine with a small sparkle. “my pretty girl..take this off for me? hm?” he said, you took the white cardigan, exposing your shoulders. you pulled the straps down, letting the straps fall slowly.

your boyfriend watched the top fall off your chest, your perky tits on display. you tugged it off, with how short your height was you managed to strip the rest in front of him. slowly getting on your knees, hand rubbing his noticeable bulge, you unbuttoned his jeans pulling his bottoms down, your hands finding the waistband. Letting his cock rest against his tummy. “not just going to suck itself pretty especially with those eyes.” he said, you nodded.

your hand jerking up to his veiny length, you spat down. letting your wet coat around his heat, you wrapped your mouth around the head, he groaned loudly letting his head fall back onto the seat. you slightly snickered at how quick the contact was for him to react, within minutes you began to bobble your head slowly. he held onto the top of your head, grunting and whimpering. your tongue wandering its way around, inhaling the smell and the sweet taste of him, your eyes turning red, swelling up with tears from the base.

he pulled on your hair, pulling you away from his cock. gavi knew you couldn’t pretty much deep throat him, even after time after time of trying, you were never able to, he looked down at you. wiping off your salivation, you immediately crawled onto his lap. holding onto his shoulders for leverage, you sunk yourself down. “god,” he groaned, and you began to leap yourself onto him. your pussy dripping, slowly onto him.

his hands gripping your hips tightly, groaning and grunting. your hand holding onto his jaw, moaning uncontrollably, whimpering by the stretch of him. yours and gavis heavy breathing and panting causing the two of you to sweat after he had turned the car off.

moments later, you kissed him sloppily, whiny moaning into his mouth. the two of you sharing a desperate, sexual kiss. your fingers curling onto his jaw, immediately picking up your pace hopping onto him faster. “always riding me so good, pretty girl.” , “oh..you feel so good papi..” you moaned out, he cupped your ass cheek, guiding you through it.

you began getting tired, pushing you down. he thrusted his hips up, causing you to cry out, holding onto his shoulder. your right hand, slamming onto the window. your fingertips slightly twitching and sliding down against the glass that was slowly evaporating. you continued bouncing up most times, your hair was nearly wet, “si..si amor..” you moaned louder, the praising causing gavi to twitch inside you.

he thrusted up quicker hitting the sweet spot, causing you to gasp, you saw white in your vision. you leaned closer to him, your chest just inches away from his face. “i’m close..” you whined, your other hand gripping onto the back of his neck. he chuckled, taking his free hand, tracing it down to your clit. his fingers began rubbing above your folds, and you gasped again, mouth hanging open.

you gripped tighter onto his neck, hand smacking onto the window, leaving a print as you let yourself go.

he grabbed your waist, throwing you down onto the seat. throwing your legs onto his shoulder, your chest heaving rapidly. “god!” you cried out, his pace going quicker than he was. the car was filled with skin slapping, heavy breathing, cries, and grunts. most lastly, the following sounds of your pussy gushing.

“fuck!” you cried out, squirting out, your fluids jumping around like a waterfall. gavi pulled out, stroking himself, he moaned and grunted, before he fell down onto you. “that was..”, “amazing and.. definitely.. needed.” he said, between heavy breathing, you breathlessly laughed. you caressed his back.

“now what..” he said, and you looked down, kissing his lips. “now we share a sweaty cuddle moment!” you said. he giggled laying his head on your sticky chest.