#forget diasomnia I NEED SAVANACLAW’S HOUSEWARDEN *NOW*

[mochinomnoms]

i understand the simping for the fashion dilf believe me i do

but i come offering other non simping thoughts for now

i can imagine yuu just casually braking into other dorms to sleep when it rains bc their dorm is still…extremely broken (because the BIRD MAN WONT FIX IT)

so their friends (and possibly lovers depending upon your preference) just wake up the next morning to see yuu on on couch in their common area with grim sleeping on them

-🐝

I love this alot but especially if it's a case that no one can figure out how the hell you're getting into their dorms. Even though they're easily accessible through the mirrors, the dorms are probably locked from the outside for safety reasons.

At my dorms and for most of the buildings, they were open during the day and at night they would only be accessible though student id/key cards. I think the students at NRC maybe could use their wands as their key cards, but you don't have a wand, just Grim with his stone. And people forget that Grim, even though he's just a lil ceacher....is still technically a student that can get into buildings lol.

Heartslabyul is the main victim of your sudden appearances, which makes Riddle a bit conflicted, as he understands Ramshackle is desolate, and the roof might cave in on you while sleeping... But there are RULES, and you're not supposed to leave your dorm after a certain time, AND you need permission from your housewarden to sleep in another dorm. But technically you're your own housewarden...and you did come into his dorm right before the deadline (Idia can pull up the timestamped camera footage to prove it if you ask). Ace and Cater get a kick out of seeing you in the lounge and may or may not have the urge to draw silly things on your face in marker. Trey and Deuce feel a bit bad since you are using the couch pillows to cover yourself, so they start leaving throw blankets for you to use. Riddle will get over it, eventually, and will start involving you in the dorm's morning routine and chores if you're there often enough.

The next most common is Scarabia, mostly because their lounge is super luxurious and Kalim doesn't care that you sneak in. In fact, he starts anticipating it (he can be perceptive if he really pays attention) and will sit in the lounge waiting for your arrival for an impromptu sleep over! It only becomes a problem when Jamil wakes up and goes to get Kalim up for the day only to realize that he's gone and oh god where is Kalim did he get kidnapped oh shit Jamil is gonna get murdered by Kalim and his own—WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING IN THE LOUNGE—PREFECT????? You promptly get banned for a few weeks before the cycle continues again.

For the next dorms, it's a tie between Savanaclaw and Diasomnia. Mostly because they're not as comfortable, like yeah Savanaclaw has a pool in the lounge and Diasomnia is a cool gothic castle but...they're not comfy to sleep in. Scarabia gets hot, but at least the lounge is comfy, Savanaclaw doesn't have loads of cushions, pillows, and blankets. Leona doesn't care much though, and he had you over once before, so as long as you don't disrupt his sleep again, do what you want. And Diasomina, while you'd be welcomed with open arms by Malleus, is kinda creepy...especially in the lounge....and you've woken up with Malleus or Lilia hovering over you, unblinking, staring until you wake up. They just want to greet you good morning! It's...sweet...but unnerving. But if you can't go to Heartslabyul, and you've been banned by Jamil from Scarabia for a while, then it's a toss of a coin between those two.

Your last options, in order, are Octavinelle, Pomefiore, and Ignihyde. Octavinelle, well they have a very lovely lounge with lovely ambience and quite comfortable couches! But, last time you got found by one of the students, you got reported to Azul who promptly made you work in exchange for sleeping in the dorm without reserving a room. Yeah, you forgot that Azul has rooms available to rent out, you can't get around that by sleeping in the lounge, work off your debt! It becomes a game almost, to see if they can find you before you sneak out of the dorm. You've been unsuccessful, as Jade and Floyd has an uncanny ability to find you no matter where you are. Once, as a joke and in retaliation, you managed to sneak into Azul's office and sleep on his couches. You'd planned to wake up and sit in his chair so that you could turn around with Grim in your lap like a James Bond villain (Grim asked what a James Bond was), but you ended up passing out for a solid 10 hours from how comfortable you were. You woke up to your head in Jade's lap, petting you like a cat, and legs over Floyd's lap, as Azul worked on paperwork. When you woke up, very confused and groggy, he asked how you would like to split your ten owed hours of shifts.

Pomefiore, while lovely, is not your favorite choice. Mostly because you don't want to deal with Vil. He's actually the most concerned out of everyone that you've resorted to sleeping in lounges, it's not good for your health. And as we all know, he is very concerned with his dorm members maintaining a good health and general wellness. So the moment he hears that you are sleeping around in the lounges, he waits, even puts Rook on watch for you. The moment you pass out in his lounge? He's snatching you and nearly motherhenning you. He's pushing you to sleep in one of the dorms, most likely Epel's room, since you're familiar with each other. And now, you've also been tied in with the same routine and rules as Epel. You appreciate the concern, but you don't know how to tell Vil that you kinda like the fun of running around between dorms and freaking people out. He probably wouldn't be amused, so you manage to escape his grasp and stay at Ramshackle for a while to let him cool down (he's a bit offended that you wanted to escape, so now he's biding his time and waiting for you to eventually crawl back when the other dorms are occupied.)

Ignihyde is last because, quite frankly, that bish look cold! And uncomfortable! And a lot creepier than Diasomnia!!! And also, Idia and Ortho have that dorm covered in camera and security measures, so you're not getting in. Sorry I don't make the rules, Idia just really doesn't want to deal with you in the lounge, especially when he runs out for midnight munchies and has to hold back his scream when he sees a random person in his dorm and oh no it's just you. Prefect, what the fuck?

[yandere-sins]

Hey there o.o I really hope you're doing fine

I was really struggling to send this in because I know you’re going through a hard time right now and please take all the time you need with it. I just really had to get this idea out of my head and I couldn't think of anybody else who would write something for it as good as you

Okay so, Au where the school tries to integrate girls with some exchange students from another school and our Riddle-sized reader gets put in Octavinelle and, like, immediately has a babysitter squad (doesn't help that she's put in the same class as Azul).

Basically she can't make a step without the trio knowing where she is and she just can't take that anymore and tries to leave the dorm.

Surely our fish mafia doesn't like the idea of her running away

Stay healthy and I'm sending all the strength your way that I can^^

Blue

All good, right now I have a good rhythm going on but I’ll take a break when I need to ^^ Thanks for your request!

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♡ Someone has to understand their side. New students always need help and leading, and now that there's a special new direction in place, the housewardens have an additional new task of ensuring everything goes appropriately and the women are integrated into their dorms and safe. It's a noble task in some way, even though Octavinelle doesn't have as much trouble as Savanaclaw or equality problems like Diasomnia. Still, Azul is diligent, and his friends are (mostly) loyal, so what he says goes. Of course, nothing less than the best is good enough for Azul, and he always needs to keep his influence in everyone's business to achieve that.

♡ Having one or two troublemakers was to be expected, but Azul honestly underestimated the feistiness of the other sex. (Not like he has that much experience with girls.) He was convinced he was doing them a favor by putting them under surveillance and with bodyguards if they wanted to go anywhere. Safety first, right? Wrong. Prime example? You. Feisty, quick on your feet, adorable you.

♡ Look, he gets it. You want to explore, have fun, and enjoy your college experience. But there's nothing saying you can't go into the forest with Jade, explore the school grounds with Floyd, and attend your classes with Azul. In fact, you should be thankful for the three since they are providing you protective friendships. Something you clearly need with how often you try to run away and out of their sights, and right into trouble. Not everyone is pleased with women enrolling at NRC, so it's good to have backup. You just haven't grasped the trio's usefulness yet.

♡ Azul has all the information you could possibly want. He can get you into any club, give you any study guide, a list of data about students so you can befriend them, and more! Just for the small price of batted eyelashes and a sweetly-spoken, "Azul, please?" He'll be a stammering, blushing mess as he goes off to get you whatever you want from him. It doesn't bother him and he won't charge you when you come to him with questions, sitting down with you and explaining how to solve the problems you are facing, explaining why and how. It can't bother him since you don't even notice him leaning in towards you, smelling your hair, watching you concentrate and work while he imagines the purest things with you, like holding your hand, feeding each other, having a romantic beach date. What more could he want?

♡ Jade is just so attentive to all your needs, even long before you know what you need. He always has a new, fresh water bottle ready for you, handing it to you without the lid so you can drink it right away. He fetches you food in the cafeteria, so you don't have to queue up, and collects your uniforms, has them cleaned, and delivers them back to you. Occasionally you catch yourself forgetting things because you're getting used to Jade swooping in and helping. But hell, you swear you packed your pencil case, only for Jade to bring it to you barely before the beginning of class, so he's definitely missing his one, just so you have your pencils. Makes you feel bad to know he's getting scolded for it, while he only smiles at his teachers, thinking there's no greater honor than enduring this for your sake. Not like he didn't plan it. Someone had to take your pencil case out of your bag last night while you slept. Jade is absolutely prepared, but there's nothing he wouldn't do if it gives him one more chance to see you thankful for his efforts. Grateful, dependant, sweet you.

♡ Floyd... destroys things and fixes them at the same time. Sounds odd, but it can be helpful. Imagine if you get bullied. Who's gonna bust open the door you get locked in? Floyd. He also hugs and comforts you afterwards, no matter how brash he's doing it. Telling you he's got you, and he'll hurt whoever did that to you in your name. (Takes a lot of convincing so he doesn't do it. But if you ask him to stay with you, he'll gladly oblige. Get ready for being carried around and not let go, though.) Who's there to punch and squeeze some unruly students who get too cozy around you? Floyd. Who fixes your clothes when you work in the lounge? Okay, Jade does that. But Floyd told him AND punched the guys that stared. It's about respect, and Floyd drank his respect women juice (not necessarily respect your darling juice, though). He loves all the opportunities to get rowdy in your name, proving his capabilities to you. Floyd's your very own, splattered-in-blood knight in a half-assed suit.

♡ And still, despite all of this, you run from them. The one thing that makes living above water tedious. Running, hunting, being bothered with the chase. If the roles were reversed and you were underwater, you wouldn't even have a chance to put one foot out of their immediate radius of hands to grab and tails to wrap around you. How much more do they have to prove that their protection is secure and you can rely on them? How many more times do you want to play cat-and-mouse just because they want to be with you any second of the day? And when will you wake up at night and realize them standing around your bed, watching, unblinkingly? Making sure no one gets close to you other than them. No one sees you vulnerable like this except them. It's all theirs, everything, you.