#forever scarred by the one time i was like hey just learned people ship doofinshmirtz and perry the fucking platypus that's extremely weird | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

macroglossus · 1 year ago

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holyyyyy shit just saw a post about someone being horny about a character in a long headcanon-y post and i was like well okay. that's tumblr. sometimes you're going to be accidentally subjected to people saying odd horny shit. but out of curiosity i was like well hang on who's this character. like what does he look like?? because some of this is questionable. it turns out matt stone is NOT a lovable goofy tv show character! he is in fact a 52 year old real human man and, crucially, the co-creator of south park

#WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????#hopeful that the entire blog is an elaborate gimmick but the post seemed achingly sincere #if you made that post please please please god never talk to me about it by the way.#forever scarred by the one time i was like hey just learned people ship doofinshmirtz and perry the fucking platypus that's extremely weird #and someone (who i'm pretty sure had art of pregnant doofinshmirtz as their most recent reblog???) somehow found the post and yelled at me #but this was just too much for me not to say SOMETHING #the 'based on your likes' feature is entirely ENTIRELY broken by the way. that or it implies some dark stuff about the other people liking #the same posts i like #im still in real shock over this i had to stare at my screen for like five minutes to fully take everything in

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