#for some reason i'm ready to die on this newfound tiger hill even though i know close to nothing about them

[minatalks]

my brain is on graphic design mode ihave not a single thought in my brain i havbe no questions ummmmmm..give me ur review of all the big cats :)

welcome to the most uninformed review ever

cheetah

adorable face, kind of reminds me of ollie, but their bodies look like a drawing that got the proportions slightly wrong and they're too skinny. i feel like a slavic grandma telling them to eat more, they're all skin and bone! the emo eyeliner is a bold choice, but they rock it

leopard

adorable and acted their ass off in tarzan, talk about versatility! look at those teeth!! shaped like a plushie with some of the best big cat paws. a true star

cougar

idk who decided to name smoking hot older women after these guys, but they were right. stunning, models of the group. have u seen that walk?? it would be an honor to be killed by one

jaguar

i'm going to be honest the two minute google image search didn't help much with telling what the differences between a jaguar and leopard are, so i'll just say whatever i said for leopards goes for them too. their spots are rly pretty though

lion

hot take that isn't backed up by anything, a little overrated. like the mane is cool, but lion king did a lot of heavy lifting for their brand

tiger

now these guys are the real deal. the bears of the big cats, huge plushies, adorable paws and try telling me you don't want to pet that coat. impossible. this list and google images made me realise these guys are my favourite. i don't need more research there's just something about an animal that looks well fed, healthy and a soft coat that clicks in my head. if i saw one in the wild as a small child i would absolutely try to pet it and die without regrets