#for now i won't tag this but if i get more askbox ficlets maybe i'll come up with a tag

[insecateur]

I call this the bathroom hookup universe inspired me and I am too ashamed to send this off anon, yes I HC professor Rowans first name is Oskar

Friday night in Sandgem. Usually Professor Oskar Rowan would still be busy or would be winding down by reading stories from his personal secret stash. Lucas was out of town on vacation, and the silence of the lab was only occasionally by the soft sound of Kricketot.

Oskar was already bored out of his mind.

'Maybe I can talk to Charon' before remembering he broke off with him, joined a terrorist organization, and was now in jail. So he was probably not willing to talk.

'Maybe text Samuel or Magnolia' as his brain quickly shut down that idea, no he did not, and he has never thought about them.

Maybe talk to one of his previous flings who had all somehow gotten his phone number? Although most of them did not even live in his same time zone, they might be having gym duties, or school or tending a garden.

As he opened Swablutter he got an ad for a bar in Jubilife. 'LAST FRIDAY MADNESS, GET 4 DRINKS FOR THE PRICE OF TWO, SPECIAL OF THE DAY IS THE MUZZARELLA COCK WAFFLE, COME ON DOWN TO THE URSARING CAVE'

Maybe he could have something sweet and fruity for tonight.

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Oskar arrived at the Ursaring Cave pretty soon, and sat down on the bar, asking for a Blue Margarita.

From across the bar he heard a voice "Alone on a Friday night?"

He turned to look. A young man with blue hair, a white flat cap and a V-Neck Liepard print shirt looked at him and gave a little smirk.

"Maybe I'm just here for business" Oskar said as the young man moved closer.

"What business would a renowned Pokemon professor have at a gay bar?" The twink said as he took a long, uninterrupted sip from his cocktail until he finished the drink, never taking his eyes off Oskar.

"Hmm… Let's see��� I used to be a regular here a long time ago, I needed to make sure the quality was still good"

"Does it still hold up?" The young man said inching closer.

"Maybe I need help determining that" Oskar said as his hand brushed against the young man's.

"We should discuss this somewhere private Professor" He practically purred as he got up.

"My name is Proton. Care to come with me?"

anon thank you for this gift. proton should get to fuck that old man

(oskar is a good name! when i was brainstorming names for him i settled on sven bc nana (like nanakamado) can mean seven lol. never had any occasion to use it so far tho. i like knowing people's name headcanons, it's nice)