#for dropout only fans brennan co-made a comic w/ a toh person called strong female protagonist that's fucking awesome but its been hiatus-e

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dear dropout: proposed next no-laugh newsroom segment

erika, anchor 1: breaking news! devoted fans are on their fourth month of a hunger strike after the shutdown of a widely beloved webcomic's website.

trapp, anchor 3: this incredibly-crafted webcomic has been on hiatus since... hm..... what does that say, anchor 2?

brennan lee mulligan, anchor 2:

trapp: anyways. we go now LIVE to one of these devoted fans. Amy, how have you survived this long?

amy, in tears, holding a mauled copy of Strong Female Protagonist By Brennan Lee Mulligan: ive been . hhhhhh. exclusively eating pages of my hard-copy novels. hahahahahah. boy . hhh. boy would it be nice if someone would produce more of them. because there are nineteen pages between me and this cliffhanger ending. pfffhhahaahha. hk.

trapp: thanks, amy. sure hope whoever wrote this comic decides to produce more physical copies of their media before they're all...digested. and their beautiful and meaningful work is forever lost to the sands of time. Anchor 2, if you had to come up with a (minimum 172-chapter) continuation and ending to this incredibly popular comic, what would it include?

brennan lee mulligan, anchor 2:

erika, still reading from teleprompter: we are not allowed to move past this bit until you've given us all an answer

brennan lee mulligan, anchor 2:

trapp: oh well! if you can't think of anything, we're moving on to our next two segments: top 50 embarrassing brennan lee mulligan moments, and, coincidentally, an interview with the very same man (cut to lou wilson in a wig), where he will read out his real life social security number (cut to brennan's social security card). anchor two. now's your chance.