#for any future kids he just looks at stella like 'my pelvis is the size of a twig. I am NOT doing that again' and she's just 'yeah ok fair'

[hazbincalifornia]

Amusing to me that most characters I get pregnant have some kinda Thing going on that makes it somewhat normal for them (cis female, trans guy, nonbinary in some way, non-human anatomy, a mixure of things, ect), yet Alastor is one of the few that is explicitly the human concept of a cis dude that gets the baby treatment.

I shoved a kid in him because the concept of the same spell backfiring somehow twice- even when they thought they had it figured out the second time- was funny. Get daddied, idiot.