#flirting with the rest of Team TIES That to him this is probably platonic as well! It's not though! Scott is flirting big time!

[mbirnsings-71]

[kariachi]

Storyline thoughts for the earlier mentioned Morningstar Vengeance Mode (because I’m a digimon nerd that’s why). Warning, shit’s fucking long.

Okay, so, we start with Mike introduction as usual and it goes a lot different. Not completely different, but despite him and Kevin clearly not liking each other from the word go there’s a lot of changes. He doesn’t have eyes and teeth on Gwen for one thing- she and Ben are just a means to the Ruin Max Tennyson end and he’s going to make full use of them, can’t do that if one’s a half-dead thrall

Still flirts? Still flirts. It’s his default way of communicating with people in his age range who aren’t other Ossys or Elena. So he’s flirting with Gwen and Ben and sniping and snapping back and forth with Kevin because they’re too young to be thinking in terms of mating options but just old enough to be growly over territory.

The only other person who fights with him over it is Manny and he doesn’t even want the territory he just doesn’t want Mike to win. The others are either too far removed from their roots to want territory, are Erinaen and therefor non-territorial, live outside of territory range, or are Cooper and have accepted that the others are more dominant forces than him

Mike joins the team, everyone is happy except Kevin

Ken rescues happen, Max is found, mentions being happy about how well Mike is holding up among all his other ‘hi kids’ shit, Mike is notably colder than normal, is surprisingly affected by Max’s death

He is so fucking pissed, though that doesn’t come out until later. How dare he fucking die before Mike could ruin him. How. Fucking. Dare.

For a while Kevin is the glue holding the team together despite himself while Gwen is a wreck, Mike is a more put together wreck, and Ben is trying to pretend he’s not a wreck. It takes a while for everything to even back out.

(Not sure if I want to modify What little Girls Are Made Of... Like, on the one hand I’ve been writing Mike as having the Spark for a while now, but on the other what would having him be verified an Anodite do for the story besides encourage Gwike?)

Eventually this version’s version of Darkstar Rising comes along- earlier, probably, and with a lot more shit with the Plumbers Helpers before it happens- and we don’t have Magister Dumbshit (I can’t remember his name, this works) talking about vigilantism and crap, but about the fact that Max authorized a bunch of underage civilians to get involved is illegal, alongside a whole host of other things that are brought up that basically boil down to both “sit down, the professionals will handle things from here” and “holy shit your grandpa was a piece of shit”

The Tennysons are freaking out, because some of the shit brought up is stuff nobody would’ve known to look into if they hadn’t heard about it from family, and eventually it comes out that Mike is the one who made the call.

This is where we get the backstory- Max was involved in his father’s death (how? I don’t know yet. I don’t even know how he went yet. Also how bitter Mike is and just how he ended up going this far may vary depending on if I decide to keep Devin a thing. I kinda don’t want Kevin one of the Plumber Kids for this... Devin was thing but not Kevin’s father? Or his father but nobody knows/knew it? Eva seems the type to get knocked up by a one night stand and roll with it.) Max was involved in Mike’s father’s death, it was classed as an accident or his involvement was small enough that it wasn’t considered or he was just there, who knows, whatever the situation Mike put the blame on him and has been working with the Tennysons to take advantage of Ben’s hero worship to gather dirt. He was going to ruin his life, but with him dead the least he can do is ruin his good reputation.

Ben and Gwen of course flip and cut all ties with him while Kevin is torn between “Can’t blame him too much” and “Yeah, fuck him, territory thief” (Kevin no, he was here first, stop). With Kevin’s help they’re able to fake some shit to restore Max’s good name, managing to both get Magister Dumbshit to let them keep helping with the Highbreed Stuff but also managing to get Mike in trouble with the law (only half on purpose, because damnit don’t attack their family and make them consider how shit their grandfather might actually be)

That last one’s fun, making sure Mike will want to return to start more shit while also giving us a bit of darkness for the Tennysons to grapple with and try to reconcile. It doesn’t become a theme, but they do have to actually stop and consider that they just got an innocent guy in trouble with the law, partly by accident and partly because they were angry. (Kevin, meanwhile, sits sagely. He knows the feel, been there so very often.)

We still get the team-up for the Highbreed Finale, which stays mostly the same, with just minor edits to fit the new canon. Mike’s involvement ends with him and Kevin glaring each other down and silently parting ways, both too tired after all that to start shit.

From that point Mike is a regularly recurring villain across the series with a few different story types- 1) Out for Max’s blood, 2) Out for Ben and Gwen’s blood, 3) Fuck Off Levin This Neighborhood Is Mine, and 4) Miscellaneous

He loses the first 2 types, of course, but sometimes manages a win in Type 3 episodes. Makes it a nice power struggle between him and Kevin as they try to ‘take over’ Bellwood and Undertown.

I’m not sure whether or not I’d keep the Dominus Librum inccident... On the one hand without Mike being all half-starved I don’t know that it completely fits, but on the other we could have him finally taking drastic action to stop being so fucking hungry. Could maybe tie it in with a modified In Charms Way...

The boys lose their powers as a result of the artifact and for a while get along great without them, mostly because they’re celebrating being normal for the first times in their lives and hey, who else are they gonna celebrate with. But the effects turn out not to last long and between that and Mike’s continued hate for the Tennysons, well...

Then, we get a different In Charms Way where there’s no fucking pseudo-romance angle, purely platonic manipulation, and have it happening at the same time as Dominus Librum. How might things have gone if friendships had truly blossomed? Will we ever know? *shrug*

Mike’s involvement in the Ultimate Kevin arc stays the same, this time being brought in despite everyone’s best interests because he’s the leading expert that isn’t half-eaten and also they’re hoping he’s as interested in powering down Kevin as Gwen is

He really is. Has been avoiding that fucker like the plague, has no intention of ending up gristle between his teeth

While all this shit is going down, he notices the similarities between his and Gwen’s powers and begins looking into magic- even winning a few fights with Kevin through it (seriously, please picture both of them having big maps of Bellwood with their territories marked off on it that they just growl over occasionally)- which leads into the next altered episode

Couples Retreat is entirely different, like the episode idea I offered a while back. Charm opens her door to a battered and tired teenager laying on the charm and asking to be taught magic. She’s surprised, a little confused, and Gwen is visibly against the idea, so she says yes. The rest of the episode consists of the Tennysons trying to get her to change her mind while Kevin celebrates in the background because a Mike in a different dimension is a Mike without claims to Bellwood.

Charmcaster does not change her mind and the last we see of the two in UA is them in Charm’s library, going over the basics.

During OV half the time Mike is seen it’s with Charmcaster. His magic improves and he continues to hold a fucking grudge. They make a good team, she treats him like an annoying younger brother when she isn’t treating him like a student, it’s a fun team-up and the way she keeps correcting his form is hilarious. For the most part things seem normal, though sometimes Charm seems off.

Eventually though she starts acting too off and Mike goes to Cooper for help with whatever the problem is because he doesn’t exactly have many friends and Cooper is the best of moral grey. Cooper then goes to Kevin, and Kevin gets the Tennysons involved. This becomes a multi-episode arc where the old team get together again- Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Mike, with added Rook- to figure out what’s wrong with Charmcaster and fix it. They do. The final scene has Charm and Mike leave on shaky but maybe better ground with the Tennysons, a silent promise that maybe things could truly improve between the groups.

The flash forward episode has Charmcaster in the background

Mike is mentioned as not coming because even nearly 20 years later still Fuck Maxwell with a Pineapple.

[wishfulcanadian]

The Tessa and Scott "bandmates" au:

+ 'The Moir Brothers' with Danny, Charlie, and Scott.

+ Danny quits first to record a 'Sounds of Denmark' album and Charlie leaves not soon after to become a firefighter

+ Scott debuts as a solo artist after a 2 year hiatus and becomes quite popular

+ Tessa used to be in a girls' group with Meryl and Tanith and hated every moment of it. She was only in it because the record label they were signing to wanted to sign all three of them together

+ She quit it after she finished her high school and went to formally study music composition and ghostwrote a few popular songs

+ Scott's team - Alma, actually - reach out to Tessa and ask her to write a song for him to perform at a fundraiser

+ Scott is so gobsmacked by how attractive she is that he stammers while explaining the new sound he wants to experiment

+ Tessa is surprised that she really enjoys working with him. He doesn't dismiss her opinions for one, and lets her know that he loves hearing her sing

+ The song they write together about being lonely at the top is a success, and so apt because Scott debuts it at a sports charity that provides support to Olympic athletes transitioning to normal life

+ Mike Babcock asks him if he would like to perform it at another public fundraiser he's hosting because several athletes have raved about the song to him

+ Patrick Chan, who runs into Scott at the event, convinces him to record and release it, part of the proceeds going to charity

+ Tessa is completely on board with the idea of a small documentary about the song and a mucic video to go with it

+ Except Scott has this "brilliant" idea where he decides he wants her to record it with him

+ Tessa freaks out at first because it's been way too long since she sang but eventually, he twists her arm and she relents

+ The internet goes gaga because so many celebrities and athletes tweet about their song and because the pair of them gush about each other in every interview they give

+ They play morning shows and when their documentary comes out, it's so easy for everyone to see their obvious chemistry. They're Tumblr's new OTP

+ Scott wants her to be his bandmate but she convinces him to do a 10 month tour as double acts to get a feel of their partnership before going official

+ The ten months are the best time of Scott's life. They play sold out crowds and small, intimate venues. Variety and Rolling Stones both rank their concerts as a must attend because of how they draw everyone in

+ They do a couple of joint photoshoots together and it only fuels the 'Are you guys dating?' question from the press

+ One night she has a bad run in with her ex and to make her think of literally anything else, Scott kisses her and they sleep together for the first time

+ Tessa tries to panic and flee when they wake up but Scott holds her down and tells her to not think too much about it.

+ Since that night, they often end up in the same bed together - sometimes out of loneliness/boredom and sometimes because they need a cuddle buddy

+ They don't talk about it after the ten months are over and they get a joint agent who asks them if they want to play it coy with the media about their relationship status or go on The Ellen Show and give her a sweet story of when they decided to get together

+ Their agent looks disappointed when they say they're not dating and suggests that if they want to dispel the rumours, he could fix one or both of them up with discreet, high profile clients who are also looking for love

+ Scott has this horrible vision of Tessa being shackled up for life with a frat boy white male who thinks he's entitled to her time and effort simply because he doesn't realise her taste in men is terrible and she would walk across oceans for someone who won't row across a river for her. Also, Tessa has a whole bunch of 'Maybe this is what I deserve' issues that he's trying to get her to give up

+ Tessa imagines Scott with a sweet country girl who will be happy to be a house wife and a mother to his three kids and a dog and writes blogs about gardening and cooking. Occasionally, she'll join him on the tour bus and Tessa will have to drink herself to sleep over how adorable and perfect they are because she wants a career and she doesn't know if she wants kids - like, ever - and while dogs are okay, she really prefers a cat or a parrot

+ They don't talk for two months while their agent works overtime in the background, securing the best deals for both of them as a team and individually as artists

+ He breaks first, calling her on her birthday when she is in Sydney, visiting her sister.

+ She doesn't know what to say to him so she just starts crying because she's missed him so much and the distance has been unbearable

+ He's on the next flight to visit her, and it's a bit of a struggle locating where she's staying at but thank God for Jordan's profile on LinkedIn and her secretary for buying his white lie about her lost UPS package

+ She's not alone when he turns up and her sister takes one look at him, disheveled and a worn duffel bag sliding down his shoulder pathetically, and calls for Tessa who emerges with her mouth full of chocolate and a messy top bun from the kitchen

+ He's never seen a more beautiful woman in his life

+ She jumps on to him and hugs him like a koala bear, her legs around his waist, her hands around his neck and her forehead pressed against his shoulder and it's his turn to cry because 'oh my god i am in love with this amazing perfect woman who makes me so happy and gives me purpose'

+ Jordan leaves them alone with eye-rolling and a muttered 'ugh idiots'

+ He kisses her everywhere and she says 'I love you' first. Instead of answering 'I love you too' like a normal human being he says 'Oh my god I love you so much I can't function without you marry me'

+ She laughs because she thinks it's a joke, then he pulls out a simple 400$ silver band with vines engraved

+ She lets him put it on her but kisses him and says they should wait until they've toured for at least two years and see if they still want to marry each other

+ He thinks that's such a stupid rule BECAUSE if he's sure of one thing, it's that he's meant to find Tessa Virtue and convince her that he was worthy enough to spend the rest of her life with him

+ They tell their agent they're going to play coy to the media - for their privacy and to piss some family members who've been running a betting pool on them since their first meeting (as of now Jim Virtue and Leanne Moir are tied with having the best odds)

+ With every public sighting of the two of them, the internet loses its minds and both of them are happy to fan the rumours by flirting on social media when they're snuggled with each other, humouring 'How well do you know each other' and 'Never Have I Ever' game requests by practicing what questions to answer wrong because while it may be grating, it's so much fun to be in a relationship where both of them are on the same page about everything and it's nice to have a secret bubble to retreat into once in a while

+ Their families are overjoyed and it's crazy how quickly they've become the Virtue-Moir family

+ He goes to her Vogue Canada cover shoot

+ She goes to his charity hockey games

+ One day, months after their two year window, they are accidentally outed

+ It's a radio interview about their first studio album together and they both deliver the prepared 'it's a dream come true to work with him/her. I didn't believe something like this was possible. We're so glad for each other.' but the host is having none of it.

+ S, while describing their album: 'It's kind of like our baby. I know a lot of people say that and I never really felt like this when I put out both my studio albums or the stuff I did with my brothers. I'm a constant ball of anxiety, reading and re-reading reviews and checking on sales because it's like our baby.' *looks at Tessa to continue*

+ T: 'I mean, I totally feel the same way because I want it to do well but I also want to hold onto the experience of making it for as long as I can because this has been such a productive collaborative venture and we're so, so lucky and so in love with this album.'

+ Interviewer: And when are you making the real baby? Have you guys planned on how many kids you want?

+ T&S: laugh

+ S: Realistically, whenever Tessa says she's ready because it's her body that's going to change and I can wait forever, no problem...*Tessa sucks in a breath and reminds him to Stick To The Plan*...that would be quite something, probably the first time two platonic business partners had a baby, eh? How about you, do you have kids?

+ Interviewer: *smug smile*

+ T&S: shiiiiiitttt

+ Their agent: *uggghh you lovesick idiots*

+ Scott beats himself up over the ensuing internet storm where people seem to both love him for being "woke" and "unproblematic" while also calling him an "absolute walnut" for giving Tessa stress breakouts

+ Tessa hates seeing him like that so she announces 'New media strategy. We're going to do whatever we want and no one should ask us if we're dating'

+ Their agent: That's impossible.

+ Tessa, fixing him with her cool, unimpressed look: we're paying you to do exactly that. We don't owe anyone anything other that our artistry

+ They become careful choosing their interviews and only choose to participate in things that highlight their careers

+ Tessa posts cute content of the pair of them off stage

+ A few years pass, and when it's an open secret that they're together but no one is interested in asking them about it, they get married in a small Ilderton cathedral

+ The world guesses when Tessa posts a picture of their combined families in ugly Christmas sweaters with the caption 'Merry Christmas from the Virtue-Moirs!'

+ They announce they're taking a break from touring for a while to work on their second album and a new project

+ The world collectively combusts when Scott gets on social media after a long time and posts a black and white picture of Tessa and their dog, with her Cartier wedding ring (understated and elegant) shining as it rests on a small bump.

+ He captions it 'Can't wait to go home to my girls.'

+ They never come up with a better name than 'Tessa and Scott' through their whole career.

+ dorks.

[useyernamesteven]

A Green Eyed Monster (Trimberly Writings)

I was just thinking about this today and I’ve tossed the idea around for a while but I don’t think I’m going to write this one out so instead I present you this.

Summary: There’s something about Tommie Oliver that has Kim seeing red flags. Maybe it’s the way she jokes around with Zack, or helps Billy with all his inventions, or the way Jason seems to trust her almost instinctively. Or maybe it’s the way she flirts with Trini and the sight makes Kim’s skin crawl with discomfort and just a smidge of jealousy. Maybe it’s the way Kim feels like she’s being replaced.

It’s been two months since they defeated Rita and became a closely knit family of misfits

They continue to defeat Rita’s putties whenever they randomly spring up and help rebuild the town and earn the trust of the people of Angel Grove

The hype has started to die down and things are finally looking normal for our five meta-human teens when a new girl appears on their cliff one day holding the green power coin

Her name is Tommie Oliver and she just moved into town with her father

She was out wandering the streets one night when she stumbled upon a green glowing rock and the next thing she knows is she’s waking up in her bed and she’s suddenly got super powers

The team’s wary of the new girl, what with their history with Rita and the coin, but Jason ultimately says that they need to at least try to accept Tommie into the group, after all she is a ranger

Trini is visibly upset and Kim remains suspicious and they talk alot about it that night when Kim sneaks into Trini’s room

The next week rolls by in a strange way

First Tommie seems to share almost every class with Trini and Kim’s surprised to see them sitting together at lunch that day, chatting and sharing food

And Kim’s not really sure what she’s feeling but every time Tommie makes Trini laugh or flirts with her she can’t help but shake this jealousy

She continues to tell herself it’s because she doesn’t trust Tommie yet and she’s just looking out for Trini like any platonic bestie would

Billy and Tommie bond over his inventions and the team learns that they’re making plans to build a robot together

Tommie proves to be an excellent fighter when they take her to the pit and she tells them that she knows several Mixed Martial Art styles

Kim finds Jason and Tommie talking strategy one afternoon and he goes so far as to let Tommie take the reins one training session

Kim crumbles a rock to dust when she catches Tommie with her hands on Trini’s hips as she “guides” her through a move

Kim confides in Zack because he’s still unsure about Tommie as well, but even that’s pointless because the next day before detention they come sauntering up together, joking around and play fighting

Kim remains wary of Tommie and the rest of the rangers try to convince her to give Tommie a chance

But she’s caught Tommie poking her nose around the ship and the mines where Rita built Goldar and she’s nervous Tommie might turn on them

And Tommie’s doing so well as a ranger Kim starts to doubt her own abilities and is constantly trying to one up Tommie, but the other girl remains three steps ahead of her

A random puttie attack occurs and they pull out their Zords (Tommie also has a Zord, it was just kept seperate from the others because they feared Rita could have gotten it)

During the attack Kim thinks she sees Tommie attacking Trini and immediately guns her down, ignoring Jason’s commands to help Billy

They barely defeat the putties and Billy ends up getting hurt because Kim wasn’t there to help him

Kim runs away once they put back the Zords, angered at herself and at Tommie, but the team catch up with her outside Krispy Kreme

Jason’s furious and he demands Kim explain herself and she blames Tommie, accusing her of sabotaging the mission

That’s when Trini steps in, defending Tommie and yelling at Kim

She’s pissed beyond belief that Kim doesn’t trust Tommie enough, saying that she’s just as much a ranger as any of them

Kim visibly shakes as Trini cusses her out, screaming that she’s still blaming everyone but herself and that she’s still the self-possessed mean girl she used to be, that she hasn’t changed and probably never will

Trini stalks off and Zack follows, equally pissed

Jason tells her that she’s benched from ranger duty and he pulls a torn Billy away from Kim, leaving her alone in the alleyway

Kim sobs and holds herself until the heat from her power coin becomes too much and she chucks it down the alley, hoping it shatters and she’s no longer a ranger

That’s when Tommie steps from the darkness and catches her coin

She walks toward Kim and stops to tower over her, flipping the pink power coin through the air carelessly

Kim tries to swallow her pride and apologize but she suddenly finds herself immobile and panic sets in when Tommie starts laughing

When she looks up Tommie’s disguise fades away and Rita stands in front of her, smiling wickedly before knocking Kim out

Kim wakes up at the docks in some abandoned warehouse tied down by metal chains

Rita explains how rangers in possession of another rangers coin can manipulate that rangers energy and she tells Kim that she’s going to use her to hurt her friends

“I won’t. I won’t hurt my friends!”

“Oh Pink... you won’t have a choice!”

The group are all gathered in the ship when the alarms start blaring and Alpha pulls up a live feed of an attack happening downtown

The creature attacking looks a little like Goldar in that they’re dripping gold but it’s human sized

Just then Tommie’s frantic voice comes over their communicators telling them she’s hurt

The team race into town and find Tommie with a small gash on her side and she tells them that the creature came out of no where and attacked her

Putties spring up and the team jump into action, pulling out their weapons to aid in the fight

Jason goes up against the golden monster and they spar with sword and scepter

Jason manages to get a good slice across the gold creatures chest and kicks it to the ground, preparing to stab it

But Billy jumps between them and pushes Jason back, telling him to stop

Billy saw for a brief moment when Jason cut through the gold that the thing underneath was bleeding

He knows theres someone trapped inside and that they can’t hurt an innocent person

The gold being jumps to it’s feet and grabs Billy and points their scepter at him and Jason holds his sword at the its throat, torn between listening to Billy’s pleas and protecting him

But that’s when Tommie slips up

She tells Jason to kill it, that it’s the only way to defeat Rita, and asks if he’s willing to watch Billy die again

And that’s when it clicks for him, because Tommie’s not supposed to know about Billy dying at the docks

All the rangers pick up on it and when they turn to Tommie, her disguise falls away and Rita’s standing there with her scepter and grinning madly

Zack and Jason react first but she uses her gold monster to protect herself and Billy tells them that theres someone trapped inside it

Trini is able to tackle Rita and the scepter out of her hand

As they tussle Rita pins Trini and crushes her throat, tells her to say goodbye to her little friends, but she’s distracted long enough for Jason to run her through with his sword

She sputters that this isn’t the end before light explodes around them and she disappears, leaving behind her scepter and two power coins

The gold being suddenly falls to their hands and knees and when the gold begins to melt away it reveals Kim gasping and wounded

The team instantly rush her back to the ship and they’re so worried they get into a huge argument with each other

Jason blames himself for hurting Kim and Zordon blames himself for not sensing Rita’s presence; Zack takes his mind off things and starts attacking sim putties, while Billy works with Alpha to help Kim

Trini disappears for a while and when she comes back she’s obviously been crying

Kim wakes up long enough to tell them that no one is to blame and that Rita had tricked all of them

Alpha tends to her wounds and Trini stays by her side the entire night

The next time Kim wakes up she finds Trini beside her, crying

She apologizes profusely for not believing Kim and calls herself an idiot for getting caught up in some girl’s attention

She confesses she liked the feeling of being wanted and how stupid she feels thinking that someone actually liked her

And without missing a beat Kim tells her she loves her

Trini’s jaw pops open and Kim admits to having feelings for the girl but being afraid that she wasn’t good enough for her

In a blink Trini’s kissing her senseless and telling her that she’s more than enough, that she really has changed, and that she loves Kim back

Bonus:

And of course, leave it to Zack to walk in not two seconds later and scream “CALLED IT!”

[gaygobbledygook]

Laser Tag [Tweek x Craig] fluff

Summary: Tweek, Craig, Clyde, and Token go to play the new laser tag addition to the arcade, and Tweek and Craig end up being on separate teams. 

Genre: Fluff

So you remember when I said this was gonna be a thing? Well, now it is.

This is based on an ‘imagine-your-OTP’ thing I read. Also I wrote this with my friend @astrobab. so yeah. collab. oh, and if they’re reading this: hi, gayloli. they’llknowwhatImean

enjoy the fic.

Token, Craig, Tweek, and Clyde had gone to the arcade to play the new laser tag game 

“Come on guys, hurry up! I wanna play this new game!” Clyde whined.

Craig pushed his face.

“You’re so whiny, Clyde. We’ll get there when we get there,” he said.

Clyde grumbled but shut up.

“I-I don’t know about this…” Tweek stuttered, making Craig glanced over at him

“C’mon man, I believe in you.” He tried reassuring the shaking blonde. Tweek jolted and whipped his head to face him.

“AAArGh, don’t say that! That’s too much pressu-” before he could finish, Craig placed a hand atop his head.

“Calm the f*ck down, okay?”

“O-okay…”

Craig and Tweek walked the rest of the way in silence, while Token and Clyde chatted about dicks. Eventually they reached the arcade, and walked over to the new laser tag. Clyde grabbed Craig’s arm,

“Come on! You're on my team!”

Craig was a little surprised to be on the opposite team from Tweek, they were usually always together. He looked at Tweek a little longer, but then shrugged and followed Clyde.

“Guess you’re on my team, Tweek,”  Token said. “Come on, let’s go.”

“W-wait! What am I supposed to do? Craig and I are always usually- what if I-”

Craig overheard Tweek rambling like an idiot. He rolled his eyes and went over to reassure his boyfr- totally platonic friend.

“Tweek just remember what I told you,” Craig said.

Tweek stood there puzzled.

“To shut the f*ck up?”

“No. That you’re capable of more than you think. I believe in you.”

Clyde laughed behind them.

“Hah! Gayyyyyyy!” he shouted.

Craig flipped him off.

“Go f*ck yourself, Clyde.”

The group headed into the laser tag arena and put on their vests. With a new surge of confidence, Tweek turned to Craig and Clyde and stuttered,

“I-I’m gonna whoop your asses!”

Craig’s eyes widened in surprise, but he quickly shook it off and chuckled.

“We’ll see about that.” he smirked.

“Just you wait.” Tweek glared.

“Oh my god, stop flirting you two.” Token called.

“Yeah, get a room! Nobody wants to see that,” Clyde said. He high fived Token.

“Nice one, dude,” Token said.

Tweek and Craig blushed and Tweek whipped around to glare daggers at the two.

“H-HEY! F-F*CK YOU!” He yelled, defensively. The lights started to dim, meaning the game was starting soon.

“C’mon Clyde, the round is about to start.” Craig turned to Tweek, and said, “Good luck Tweek. I believe in you. See ya in there, dude.” He cast Tweek a quick wink before heading into the arena.

Tweek’s blush deepened, and he called out to him, “N-not if I see you f-first! A-and shoot you! C-cause I hate you!”

“Dude, would you two just kiss already?” Token groaned.

“Shut up, man! It’s not like I like him or anything.”

Token cocked an eyebrow and smirked at the high strung blonde.

“F*ck off.” Tweek mumbled before heading into the game.

The game was going pretty well, the teams being somewhat equally matched. Before they knew it, the teams were tied. One more shot would decide the game.

Tweek, back against the corner, waited for the chance to shoot. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a blue light. The color of the opposing team.

He jumped out from his hiding spot and aimed his gun at them, and they did the same. The only problem was: it was Craig.

They had found each other.

Both of them stood there, neither knowing what to do.

Eventually, Craig lowered his gun and walked slowly over to him. Tweek stood there, stunned, not knowing if he should shoot or not. Before he could decided, Craig was in front of him, his face barely an inch away from his. Craig placed a hand beneath Tweek’s chin, his thumb running across his bottom lip and his eyes boring into his with a lidded gaze.

Tweeks thoughts about winning completely faded, as he found himself lost in Craig's icy blue eyes.

The black haired boy shut his eyes and leaned his head toward Tweek, who mimicked his motions.

Before they could kiss, however, Craig whispered against Tweeks lips,

“The Tuckers send their regards.”

And shot Tweek in the sensor.

He stood there, stunned, eyes wide as a voice overhead announced that the blue team had won. He heard a loud ‘YES’ from the other side of the arena, that sounded like it came from Clyde, and a loud groan that sounded like it came from Token. Craig smirked as he walked away from Tweek, and went to go join up with the rest of the group. Tweek shook his head, and fallowed.

“Aww man, we almost won.” Token complained.

“HELL YEAH!” shouted Clyde.

Craig and Tweek made their way over to their friends, Tweek trudging and looking at the ground.

“What happened man?” Token asked the two.

“Well-” Craig started but Tweek cut him off.

“NOTHING!” he shouted.

Tweek looked very annoyed and bitter. The others looked at each other, confused. Token raised an eyebrow at Craig but said nothing. Craig glanced at Tweek, who was blushing furiously but trying to hide it.

“C-come on, let’s go.” Tweek spat out, heading for the exit.

“But we just got here!” Clyde complained. “I still have money to spend, guys!”

But Tweek was already out the door. The three others followed after him, confused at Tweek’s sudden shift in attitude. But Craig knew why. Not because he lost, but because Craig tricked him.

Tweek could be such a bitch sometimes. He thought, and rolled his eyes.

“Hey Token, Clyde, could you come here for a minute?” he asked.They looked at each other and shrugged.

“Okay, what do you need, dude?” Token asked.

“Can you and Clyde take another route home? I wanna talk to Tweek in private.” Craig explained

The two boys smirked at him.

“Ooh? You want to be alone, so you can be gay together?” Clyde teased him.

Craig glared at him and flipped him off.

“Hey we get it man.” Token said, holding his hands up in surrender. “Go help your boyfriend cool down. We’ll see you at school tomorrow. Cmon Clyde.”

They both shot Craig one more playful smirk before walking off.

“Assholes.” Craig muttered before heading off to catch up with Tweek. He walked alongside Tweek, who glared down at the sidewalk.

“What do you want? A-asshole…” Tweek grumbled.

“I want to apologize,” Craig explained “I’m sorry… For not being sorry.”

“What!?” Tweek turned his glare to Craig.

“Listen man, I won that laser tag match and you're kinda being a baby-back bitch about this. Why are you being such a sore loser?”

“IT’S NOT ABOUT THE STUPID LASER TAG MATCH!”

“Then what is it about?”

“I just thought you were gonna-”

Tweek cut himself off, blushing furiously and went back to glaring at the ground

“N-nevermind.”

Craig cocked an eyebrow and grabbed Tweek by the chin, looking him in the eye.

“You thought I was gonna do this?” Craig whispered, closing the distance between them.

Tweek’s eyes widened, his blush darkening. Hesitantly he returned the kiss, wrapping his arms around Craig's neck, trying to pull him closer. Craig placed his hands on Tweeks hips, running his tongue along Tweeks bottom lip, making the blonde whimper at the sensation.

Suddenly, they heard giggling near them. They turned around and saw Token and Clyde hiding in some nearby shrubbery.

“God damn it you guys!” Craig yelled, Raising his middle finger to the boys. They only laughed harder.

“Gaaaaaaaay.” Clyde called out.

Tweek buried his face in his hands, his face bright red.Craig glanced back at him and grabbed his arm, causing him to look back at the boy.

“Wanna go to my house and watch Red Racer? It’s more...private there.”

By this time Token and Clyde were just mocking them.

“Ooh, what’re you guys gonna do? Make out or something?” Clyde exaggerated.

Craig just rolled his eyes and ignored him.

“So, yeah. You ok with that, Tweek?” he asked Tweek. He nodded, his blush never fading from his face.

“Can we come with?” Token asked.

“No. F*ck you.” Craig grabbed Tweek’s hand and led him in the direction of his house.

“Cmon, babe.” Tweek followed Craig as he led them away from the two boys that were probably now making out in the bush they were hiding in.

“Is there gonna be coffee there?” Tweek asked.

“Yes, Tweek. There’ll be coffee.” Craig assured him.

Tweek nodded, and looked back down at their still intertwined hands.

“Hey, Craig?”

“Yeah, dude?”

Suddenly, Tweek hugged Craig’s arm and whispered, just loud enough so he could hear,

“I...I like you….”

Craig blushed and rested his head against Tweek’s.

“God. I love you, you spaz.”

“I love you, too, asshole.”

and then they f*cked the end

Warning: this is pretty much me rambling, So feel free to skip it if you were only here to read the fic

Alright, so if you actually pay attention to me rambling on and on at the beginning/ending of my fanfictions, you may have caught me mentioning something about writing fics about other content. wELL HERE IT IS! Don’t get me wrong, Mm and Sm mysticmessengerandseduceme still have a death grip on me that refuses to let go notthati’mcomplaingofcourse but thanks to my friends and stepfather, I have been sucked into the hell that is southpark. And also the hell that is this ship that has been added to my armada of OTPs.

So, yeah. To summarize:

I’m still mystic messenger and seduce me trash

I’m becoming trash for other things

Holy Crap, this was long as shi-

So yeah, thanks for letting me waste a good 10 or 15 minutes today. I hope the rest of it is good!