#flat fucking tire when I'm only 15km from home

[star-named-riddle]

Guess who's stranded on the highway with a flat tire?

Do I know how to change a tire? Yes, I do. Is it safe to do it on the shoulder with no one else to keep an eye on the road? Nope. Not happening.

So while I wait for assistance (outside of the car, beyond the barriers and at a safe distance from said car, wearing a fluorescent yellow vest, with the triangle in place), I'm writing fanfic on the notes of my phone.

Because what else am I supposed to do for 45 minutes?

TL.DR: Road safety is important and you'll always have fanfic