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Ashley Face AU

Well, if you want something done...

Ashley Fisher

Like twelve times more aggressive

Will fight you

Will fight your mom

Will fight herself

While Sal’s approach to the other kids treating him like a monster growing up was to take the high road and prove them wrong by being a nice person, Ash’s was to kind of... lean into it. 

Was known back at her old school in New Jersey for sending one of her bullies to the hospital.

Made it very clear that she would not stop at one, and suddenly got picked on a lot less.

Very short hair that she cuts herself. Fully aware that she is not the best at it, quality of haircuts vary.

Gets mistaken for a boy a lot. Doesn’t bother correcting anyone.

Still very artsy, mostly does painting and drawing. Experimenting with photography, decent at it, but not as good.

Paints on her prosthetic a lot, mostly spooky stuff. Oni mask and Dia de los Muertos skull are her normal go to. Uses washable paint.

Unexpectedly good with little kids, actually really likes them 

Physically affectionate

Never wears or does anything traditionally girly but secretly kind of wants to sometimes. Shuts that impulse down very harshly as stupid and unrealistic whenever she catches herself. Kind of her own worst bully.

Secretly scared to let herself try and do anything any other girl might do to feel pretty.

Would die and/or kill for her friends

Bisexual

Constantly injuring herself doing stupid shit. Always has band aids

Swears a lot

Would kick her own ass just to make a loved one smile

Developed the world’s most wretched crush on Sal 2.5 seconds after meeting him and has absolutely no idea how to handle it. Has only worsened with time. 

Todd Johnson

S A R C A S M

Not great with people

Was always kind of socially awkward, but used to be more outgoing before his dad disappeared

Now just kind of a loner. 

Speaks Spanish

Will not teach you swear words

Passionate about metal

Does not look or dress like it

Gay

Very smart, but only puts forth enough effort in school to pass. Could be getting straight A’s if he applied himself, but has absolutely no interest in doing so. Does not give two fifths of a fuck about school and really only bothers with what he’s doing now so that the teachers will leave him alone and his mom won’t worry.

Secret delinquent

Usually about five seconds away from an ass kicking that could definitely be avoided if he just kept his mouth shut, but you know what, you have the brains of a dodo and look like the wrong end of a dog and you deserve to know

Can pick any lock

Lowkey stoner

Says he doesn’t care

Actually cares THE MOST

Will go on the stupid fucking adventure but will complain the entire time- even when it was his idea

Good at taking care of people, bad at saying he cares about them

Has difficulty asking for help

Talks like a human thesaurus

Swears a lot anyway. Unsettlingly creative about it.

Spent two weeks in juvie when he was eleven. 

Larry Morrison

The main reason Todd hasn’t gone back to juvie at least once. What are you talking about officer? My friend can’t possibly have illegally entered this store during the hours of three and five am, the security camera clearly shows that there was nobody there at that time!

(For fuck’s SAKE Todd, we talked about this, do you know how much incriminating footage I’ve had to destroy over the course of this friendship? Could you at least give me a fucking heads up before you do this, just a ‘hey Lar, I’m doing some more B&E tonight, could you do me a solid and hack the security cams so you don’t have to hear about it over the police scanner that you set up SPECIFICALLY FOR ME and have to fucking SPRINT to delete any trace of my dumbass before the cops get there? Thanks, dude, you’re the best!’)

Looks scary, really isn’t.

Still has the long hair

Most people kind of assume he’s a stoner. Does nothing to discourage this assumption, but in reality doesn’t actually smoke that often. Will hook you up if you ask nicely though.

Secret nerd

Brilliant, but kind of lowkey about it. Does the work and does it well but doesn’t answer questions in class or suck up to teachers. Nobody ever realizes how smart he is until he gets some kind of problem that catches his attention and then goes about solving it like it’s the easiest thing in the world

Gets good grades

Frequently accused of cheating

Never is.

Acts like he thinks it’s funny, but is secretly kind of bitter about it

Talks like a normal person in direct contrast to Todd

Pansexual

Believes in ghosts, demons and most aspects of the supernatural. Don’t ask him about his theories unless you’ve got a free hour or two, he’s been researching this shit for YEARS and has been WAITING for somebody to finally ask

Will tutor you for free if you need the help

Would actually not have objected to getting a pet to ‘counterbalance all that technology’, but would have appreciated at least getting to pick what it was. Would not have chosen Bob The Fish

Still makes an effort to properly care for Bob anyway

Can cook, but only ever makes pancakes

Compulsively dismantles shit and puts it back together with homemade improvements. This ranges from helpful (Ash’s new and improved Super Gear Boy) to completely unnecessary (The toaster. “Dude, I swear I can make the toast pop up faster if you just give me ten minutes, some washers, and a ballpoint pen!”)

Questionable sleep schedule

Living proof that coffee does not in fact stunt your growth

Will kick your ass at Legend of Zelda

Somehow kind of The Mom Friend by default. (“Hey guys, wanna watch me ride this broken shopping cart down Deadengine Hill?” “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ASH.”) (“I’m sorry, am I not supposed to tell him that his awful breath and generally unpleasant behavior is the reason his parents don’t love each other?” “No, you’re not.” “And yet I have every intention of doing so anyway.” “Todd, you’ll DIE.” )

Will go above and beyond for anyone he considers a friend.

Sal Campbell

F R E C K L E S

Still has the pigtails

Bad at math

Met Todd in summer school back when they were twelve. Been friends with him ever since

Not really a painter, but an excellent photographer (He has to get into art school for something.)

World’s most long suffering older brother

Considered the most laidback by far out of everyone in the group. This is... mostly true. Like, 98 percent of the time, Sal’s a chill guy. But then you hang out with him outside of school, and...

“Ben, c’mon, we need to go. Ben. Ben, we have stuff to do, Mom asked us to- Ben, are you listening to me? Ben. BEN. BEN! BEN, IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PET STORE IN THE NEXT TWO SECONDS I WILL PERSONALLY FEED YOU TO THE FUCKING SNAKES!”

Kind of values his personal space when he can get it, since- as any older sibling will tell you- that dies the day your younger siblings are born. 

Doesn’t mind too much from his friends though, since they’re usually pretty good about respecting his boundaries. Willing to suck it up if somebody’s having a bad day and needs a hug. Bring it in, dude

Kind of embarrassed to ask for a hug when he’s the one who needs one, though

The Nice One ™

Makes an effort to see the best in everyone, even when they’re being an asshole

Not above TELLING you that you’re being an asshole, though.

Repeatedly.

Seriously, fix your behavior, what the hell, man?

Willing to listen if you need to vent

Arguably the most emotionally mature in the group, but still got kicked out of French class at least once for doing his entire presentation in an overly exaggerated bad French accent and will sometimes forget to eat if not reminded.

Does not believe in ghosts or the supernatural, but respects that the others do. On the fence about aliens

Hates small confined spaces

Knows who he is, and is confident in himself. If somebody else has an issue with that, well, that’s their problem.