#first priority was tasting everyone else's toothpaste flavors
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theraccoonsinyourbackyard · 9 months ago
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I remember that when i was little, like, in kindergarten, EVERYONE brushed their teeth after break time. Which meant that there was a wide variety of tooth paste to choose from since everyone brought theirs. You'd have people with normal mint colgate and people with DELICACIES such as tandy and the divine glorious minions toothpaste
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THIS.
If you brought this one to school it would never see your home again.
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asksep · 8 years ago
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1-65 cause 💚
hi this is gonna be hella long lmao thank u my anonymous friend
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
-constantly, it’s. weird 
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
-a solid 3.5, though its more a fear of whats in the dark that i now can’t see
3. The person you would never want to meet?
-me from five years ago cringe
4. What is your favorite word?
-two words technically, but “rubber bung” is the best thing to say, marcellus was going on about some experiment or other that needed one and i spent a solid half an hour trying not to laugh at him saying “rubber bung”
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
-suddenly every type of tree to exist has removed itself from my memory and i cant remember any tree types
update: i did a quiz and im an evergreen pine thats nice isnt it
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
-“why the fuck is my hair purple” it was marcia paying me back for setting fire to her kitchen table
7. What shirt are you wearing?
-an obnoxiously bright green one i love blinding people
8. What do you label yourself as?
-tired? confused?
9. Bright room or dark room?
-dark, but light enough to read in (i have my priorities)
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
-trying to work out how to sneak past marcia to get into the library
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
-16? 17? 18? they’ve all been stressy but there hasn’t been many major disasters which is good
12. Who told you they loved you last?
-probs beetle tbh 
13. Your worst enemy?
- spit fyres constantly growing toenails
14. What is your current desktop picture?
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15. Do you like someone?
-i like a lot of someones
16. The last song you listened to?
- It’s Time by Imagine Dragons
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
-me
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
-also me
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
-beetle, and he can bring the books up from the manuscriptorium that ive needed for ages but that neither of us can be bothered/have time to carry all the way up here
also he can get me chocolate and be on hand to give me hugs as necessary
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
-probs eyes tbh. they were grey. and now they green. and that is cool.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
-not much different i reckon, just. prettier. hopefully. and i would just wander round in the same clothes and see how many people notice its actually me. or do stuff i couldnt do normally. like. run screaming  down wizard way. shut up i havent done that anyway what
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
-i may. be able to sing. a little bit. a tad. 
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
-marcias shoes. they are going to hunt me down and stomp on me when i sleep if i dont show them enough respect
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
-i will make a sandwich with all of the ingredients available and it will be amazing
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
-i would try and deny it, but all of it would go on books that would go next to the bookshelf they can no longer fit on and never be read as i have more books than time
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
-somewhere warm. and quiet. where nobody can find me and demand anything
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
-mojitos. i love. mojitos. despite beetle and jenna and marwick and everyone saying it tastes like toothpaste. it doesnt. fight me bitches
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
-everyone has to buy me a mojito to be allowed onto the island
29. What is your favorite expletive?
-shite. solid choice, cant go wrong with it
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
-water charm, put out fire, save everything B^)
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
-the first. ten years. of my life. ahahhahahahahahahhaha 
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
-is this not me B^)))))))) i will move to. somewhere warm. 
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
-alther? though i’d want to bring alice nettles back with him
bring all the people back, too many people need to come back
34. What was your last dream about?
-i went swimming but then the water turned into purple ink and i got out and i couldnt turn myself back normal colour and i got laughed at, and then i woke up with purple hair so i’m blaming marcia for that one
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
-i think i am a good [insert anything you’d like here]
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
-a couple of times yup
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
-yep
38. What is the color of your socks?
-one is purple with blue stripes, the other is slightly green because it was originally white but i accidentally put it in the wash with my robes and cant be bothered to turn it back
39. What type of music do you like?
-a mixture of everything tbh, but i tend to lean towards more rock-y stuff? classic rock is 10/10
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
-sunsets probably because i see more of them than sunrises rip who is up that early weird
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
-i once had a gummy bear, milk chocolate and mint flavoured one, that was a solid 12/10
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
-what is. football
43. Do you have any scars?
-i have several
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
-wizard, then extraordinary wizard hopefully
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
-i would remove my ability to remember things i dont want to remember from years ago, and replace that memory with things that i actually need to know but for some reason my brain has decided that it doesnt want to store the information
46. Are you reliable?
-depends on the situation? if its a matter of life and death important then id say so yep, if not i’m. okay?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
-who will win the yearly sled races for the next however many years 
48. Do you hold grudges?
-a bit yep, i’m the “forgive but dont forget” type 
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
-DRAGON AND HORSE, THEN BAM YOU HAVE A UNICORN KIND OF MAYBE
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
-i once had to explain to an old woman, who came in demanding to know what kind of charm her “naive young grandson” had got from us, that it was not in fact a charm from us, but a t-shirt from gothyk grotto with an old chant that some witches used to use to get high printed on the back. that was awkward.
51. Are you a good liar?
-depends on how much depends on the lie
52. How long could you go without talking?
-i once did a solid couple of months at aunt zeldas when we were hiding from the hunter, so a pretty long time tbh
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
-when i got back from being in etheldreddas time, it was like somebody had glued a birds nest to my head
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
-omg i havent? i should do that at some point, i feel like ive been deprived though i cant cook to save my life it probs wouldnt go well
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
-…….not well
56. What do you like on your toast?
-EVERYTHING
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
-spit fyre setting fire to my projection notes
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a masterpiece i know 
58. What would be you dream car?
-idk, a spit fyre is all the transportation i need tbh
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
-i dont sing in the shower, i perform
60. Do you believe in aliens?
-hell yea
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
-nah
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
-take a wild guesssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
-DRAGONS
64. What do you think about babies?
-they are. small humans
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