#first one is banana milkshakes btw I'm sorry to burst everyone's bubble :

[menlove]

it really is a 50/50 chance on unsourced mclennon posts whether you're going to deep dive and find out that it was some random user on a "beatles slash quotes" deviantart page in 2009 making shit up for fun that has now been passed around as gospel truth for over a decade OR you find out that not only is it from a credible source but it's actually 10x crazier than anyone is even talking about and you sit there staring at a wall for a while in disbelief that they were real people saying and doing this romeo and juliet bullshit For Real while being the band that sings about yellow submarines