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innytoes · 9 months ago

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🐑 #and they were roommates #songfic #tw knives #like no one actually gets stabbed but there's still a fight #no beta we die like Willie's gender #friends to lovers

He Ran Into My Knife Ten Times

Alex thought that getting an off-campus apartment was the smart option. At least he wouldn't have to share a bedroom with someone. Sure, the kitchen was a little small and the landlord was a little weird and sparkly, but his roommate Willie was nice. And cute. And amused whenever he got flustered and awkward when they flirted with him. But it was fine.

Until the knives started missing. Not the spoons. Not the forks. Not the spork Reggie got him as a housewarming present. Just the knives.

And it only got weirder after that.

Fake Fic Ask Game

#julie and the phantoms #fake fics #do you have any idea how hard it is to make up a fake song fic when you know zero songs #okay but my best working theory is that Willie sleepwalks #and steals the knives and then stabs the giant cardboard legolas in his room #Willie doesn't know they do this #finally Alex finds out by following Willie and thinks they're a serial killer #until he hears Willie mumble: you won't get to alex you evil burglar #willex

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