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i let my mom use my library card like a week ago or so for her libby account (i don't use libby; occasionally i use hoopla; as far as digital services go i'm a loyal kanopy girl) and i went to check my library account online to see if my inter-library loan request was arrived and it said i had one title checked out already and i was like ???? bc i know i currently don't. and it showed that my mom is using libby to listen to an audiobook of fifty shades of gray. my life is worse now
#tales from diana#i don't want kathy the librarian to think *i'm* listening to fifty shades of gray#i'm not tryna be prudish it's just it's my mom. ON MY LIBRARY CARD#you know what i will say to her about this? absolutely nothing i wish i had never found this information#mom just go renew your own library card#you know i had mentioned offhandedly recently that she's used my library card for libby before#and i don't have a problem with that again because i đ don't đ use đ libby đ she can do w it what she wants#but she was like ohhhh no i never do that#MOM. I DID NOT CHECK OUT FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY#ten thousand bucks says she doesn't know i can see this information
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#what does it say about that state of aaa games that Iâm sus about da4 starting at $50?#like surely thatâs just the ea play price for standard? itâs more on other platforms right?#đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤¨đ¤¨#itâs not actually âjustâ fifty bucks right?#(which used to be EXPENSIVE)
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sooo are we taking bets on which 2A dorm floor Shinso plans on moving in to?
#fifty bucks says shouto's floor#it's the quietest out of all the boys#he wont take aoyama's room obviously#shinso would actually kill mineta if they shared a floor#hopefully#mha#bnha#hitoshi shinsou#shinso hitoshi
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so mid that neal doesnt drink from antique glasses to match his antique clothes. up your game gayboy
#i say from my ivory tower of 1930s etched glasses#they're not technically depression glass because they are actually blown & etched rather than molded#but the time period is the same and they're that iconic shade of pink#google says tiffin franciscan#im SO sexy i love my wineglasses. four goddamn mortal bucks at lisas general store flea market and antiques mall#google wants anywhere between thirty and fifty#i love shopping for antiques where i live because everything's a steal#if i went antiquing in a bigger area it'd be costlier . but out here it's a fair bet nobody knows or will research what stuff's worth#so you can go to any thrift store and find rare old shit for dirt cheap#and thats a tip from me to you: go antiquing in the smallest towns you know . most of it's junk. the rest of it's awesome
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My entire Twitter feed consists of doodles of Angel Dust for the Poison single that was released today, meanwhile, I'm over here taking a video of a fucking stuffed animal dancing to the Toothless meme song
#i can't figure out how to add the damn animation into a video okay???#if anyone is interested in the plush i will post a picture of him. i've had him for thirteen years and he is still my pride and joy#someone offered to buy him for a hundred and fifty bucks in 2022 and i was like. no#also the poison song is a bop but also WHO HURT THIS MAN#shrimp is tired#shrimp says stuff#hazbin hotel poison#angel dust
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Getting a summertime thunderstorm on the 31st of December. I feel the existential dread encroaching
#rain coming down all of a sudden. loud thunder and bright lightning. will clear up in less than four hours#(if the forecast is correct that is)#ten bucks says it turns to a drizzle in the next hour. or clears up as fast as it came#these are our classic summer storms#it was fifty degrees today and yesterday. December fucking 31st#in the DMV area??#ridiculous. it's ridiculous.#mine
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One episode
#admittedly the first so adding everybodyâs pc is 90% of it plus a whole new city#plus a couple extra things just cos#like keyleth is the only one of vox machina thatâs actually been mentioned but Iâve got them all mentioned briefly already#fifty bucks says I give up at some point lmao#but I like playing with obsidian#if you see something spelt wrong mind your business I havenât checked everything yet#Marisha ray put all your beau notes in obsidian challenge#wanna see that bitchâs mind map
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Kids, we know how interest works, right? A while back I made a post about how credit card interest can screw you, but we know how interest can be good for you too, right?
I suspect we don't know about this because on one of the posts I made about it someone said something about how it is evil that money can make money, but you know that's not just for the ultrawealthy, right? That is legitimately something that you can and should take advantage of in some kind of retirement/savings/investment account.
Let us say that you are twenty years old, have no money to put into a savings account, but have a job that pays you well enough that you've got twenty dollars to spare from each paycheck.
Let us say that you put that into a normal savings account; normal savings accounts have an average interest rate of .56 APY. Let us say you are going to be working until you are sixty, and that you will add forty dollars to that account every month (twenty bucks from each paycheck) for a total of $480 per year.
At the end of 40 years you would have about $21.5k.
That's a pretty good chunk of change! twenty thousand dollars is a lifechanging amount of money. But look at the total interest. In forty years you would have accrued only $2300 in interest.
Now, instead, let us imagine that you are a member of a credit union that offers you a free, high-yield savings account with a decent APY. Everything else being the same, but putting that money in an account with a 4% return does this:
Your total contributions that you put in stay the same, but the amount of money you have at the end of forty years more than doubles.
Let's say you have a thousand dollars to put in the account at the beginning and run it again.
Low interest account: you add $1000 at the start and have an extra $1200 at the end.
High interest account: you add $1000 at the start and have an extra $4000 at the end.
There are many, many very stable opportunities for savings that will grow your money. Fifty thousand dollars isn't a retirement plan, but it's a hell of a lot better than what you would have if you just stuck cash in a savings account or if you didn't save any money at all.
I know how hard it can be to save. I know it feels impossible to put money aside, but even if you start with no money and can tuck away five dollars a week you can get a LOT out of that five dollars a week.
This certainly isn't "you can't buy a house because you get coffee at the cafe," but it something that can HELP.
Now, let's suppose you're not twenty. Let's suppose you're in my boat, and you're (almost) forty and you're going to be saving for twenty years. You still don't have a lot of cash, but you know it has less time to grow interest, so you double your contribution and you put in forty dollars for each paycheck for a total of $960 a year.
That is extremely very much not the same thing as putting in forty bucks a month for twenty years. Instead of your interest being nearly one and a half times the amount of your contributions, it is around half.
If you are a young person (honestly even if you are not a young person) and it is in any way possible for you to start putting money into any kind of an investment account, you should do so as soon as humanly possible. The earlier you do it, the more interest you will have and the more money you will end up with when you are nearing retirement age.
This is how individual retirement plans work. This is what a 401K does, but sometimes it does that with matching contributions from your employer (so your employer matches whatever you put into the account up to a certain percentage of your pay). 401K accounts also often have higher APYs than high yield savings accounts, though they have more limitations on how and when the money can be pulled out.
If you are broke as fuck and never learned anything about investing or interest from your family because your family was broke as fuck too, now is the time to learn. r/PersonalFinance is a reasonable resource (and if you ever happen to have a windfall that's the first place I would point you for figuring out how to make the most of it) for learning about this stuff.
Thinking about money sucks! Being afraid you'll never be able to retire sucks! Having to figure out how to save sucks! But there are tools out there that even very fucking broke people can use to make that suck less.
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currently thinking about bakugo âitâs not that deepâ katsuki.
katsukiâs got a temper that makes him more chalant than not, but when it comes to everything else the blonde is relativelyâŚunreactive. itâs not like he tries to be that way, he just has to be. when youâre surrounded by idiots like denki & sero on a daily basis, you eventually learn to choose your fucks & allocate them wisely.
âbakugo, class 1-Bâs been hogging the hero equipmentâhow do we train now ?â
âitâs never that deep, tape face. just go later yâdumbassâ
âbakubro, i think my situationship just blocked meââ
âliterally just move on. really not that serious.â
the phrase has practically become katsukiâs signature one liner. so itâs a shock when his friends make you realize youâve never actually heard the words from his lips.
âkatsuki ? and nonchalant ? in the same sentence ? you must be joking.â
mina & sero are watching outer banks with your laptop while denki & kiri glance at each other in confusion. âyouâre serious? heâs never said stuff like that to you ?â
âlike ever?â
ânever.â you run a brush through your hair. âthough i guess i could imagine him talking to you guys that way.â
âdouble standards go crazyâ mina mumbles. âreal.â
âno, guysâall hope is not lost. it could be that y/n is really rational so he never has to say it, you feel me ?â
you scoff, but denki keeps talking, âwe can test this out. just get y/n to act really dramatic and see how bakugo reacts.â
sero pauses the episode, ignoring the scowl that graces minaâs lips. âfifty bucks there really is a double standard and bakugo wonât act all nonchalant.â
âfifty bucks ? thatâs half my salary!â
ânot my fault you work at mcdonaldâs dawg. you guys in or what ?â
kiriâs quick to strike the deal on kaminariâs behalf. denkiâs about to protest when the fiery blond walks in.
âdisgusting. why are you all sitting around like degenerates? not you baby.â
âwhat happened to âhello, how are you?ââ
âhi âsuki.â you purr, ignoring sero. katsuki dips his head to peck your lips, a quiet âhey prettyâ mumbled into your cheek.
sero snaps his fingers at the display of affection. âexcuse me? in front of my obx?â
âthe one youâre watching with my netflix subscription?â bakugo snaps the laptop shut and mina protests with a mouth full of popcorn. youâre about to playfully defend the duo when kirishima nudges your elbow. he cocks his head towards bakugo and you understand immediately.
âkatsuki,â you tug at the hem of your boyfriendâs sleeve & look into his eyes with the most tender expression you can muster. âiâm out of lipliner.â
âokay ?â
you hear a snort and you know itâs from sero.
âthereâs nothing âokayâ about it âsuki. i need a new one or else iâll literally die.â
bakugoâs brows knit in confusion. âis this your way of begging me for money?â he begins to dig at his wallet and you swat his arm away.
âbeg is insane.â
âi donât need your money.â you snap. âi need my lipliner. nowâ
âjust orderââ ânow.â
âwhat do you mean now? itâs almost nine pm, where the fuck are you going ?â
ânowhere. i just need it.â
âdo you have a fever ?â âkatsuki!â
âi need it now âsuki,â you hug your arms around his body and place your chin on his chest. âif i donât get it right now iâm literally gonna cry.â
your lips jut into a pout. you can tell heâs about to protest so you take his palm into your own. âitâs not thatâfuck. whatever. where the hell are my keys ?â
he gently nudges you off him before grabbing the car keys off the front table, a string of grumbles leaving his lips as he sets out on the side quest regardless. he shuts the door behind him & suddenly the room buzzes back to life.
ây/n your pussy cannot be that good.â
âliterally what iâm saying bro.â
âho did you use rose quartz on him ??â
âi always knew you were a witch for real.â
âthis whole interaction just piss me off.â
âiâm going home. denki and kiri, you owe me fifty bucks each.â
âEACH ?â
( bonus )
itâs nearly half an hour later & katsuki isnât back so youâre starting to get worried. sero and the gang have already left, leaving you to deal with the growing anxiety by yourself. you finally decided to text your boyfriend only to find heâs sent you several messages already:
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Don't suppose there's any elderly homeowners out there who'd like to leave me a house in their will?
#I hate renting#every time I get anywhere CLOSE to saving up enough to even THINK about applying for a home loan#the cost of houses goes up AGAIN#all the cheap places keep getting snatched up by the local realtor#and I'm constantly scared I'll get kicked out of this place cause#whenever it comes time to renew my lease they're all#oh you'll be staying absolutely no problem#but then spring a surprise inspection on me where they say the owner has been thinking about selling for the last two years#then renew my lease anyway and act like I should be grateful I get to stay and my rent only went up by another fifty bucks#ARGH#complaining about life ignore me
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I GOT HOZIER TICKETS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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just a taste
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18+. mdni. smut. kinda perv!eddie x fem!reader. he is a lil freaky in this i'll admit.
a/n: i just love the idea of the citrus six all living together lol idk i think itâs so nice also i have never watched cheers i just googled 1991 american tv shows and picked one at random LMAO ++ for the movie, i thought itâd be a nice lil easter egg for them to watch something with winona in:,)
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eddie doesnât know who you are or why youâre coming to visit or why exactly it was him that was being made to vacate his room for the two weeks that you were here.Â
âcâmon eddie,â robin pleads, nay, demands, âyou sleep on the couch most nights anyway, whatâs the difference?âÂ
âuh, maybe because itâs my room? i donât want some random girl in there touching my stuff,â almost flabbergasted that sheâs even asking.Â
âsheâs not a random girl,â robin frowns, âsheâs my friend and she needs somewhere to stay.âÂ
âtell her thereâs a great hotel in town,â rolling his eyes, trying to leave the conversation before she breaks out the puppy dog eyes. "i'll even give her a ride if you ask nicely," no longer interested in entertaining this conversation.
âiâll give you fifty bucks,â robin deadpans, using her last resort.
this was bribery of the highest order but eddie's not stupid. fifty bucks is fifty bucks.
ânow?âÂ
she sighs, sliding her wallet from her pocket to reluctantly hand over the bill. she stops just before it touches his palm, âpromise youâll clean your room.âÂ
eddie goes to grab the paper but robinâs faster, jolting her hand into the air, âand change your sheets.âÂ
âokay,â he huffs, holding his palm outstretched.Â
she graciously places the note down, smiling wickedly as she does so before skipping off back to her own room.Â
he can only roll his eyes, turning around to the shit hole that was his room, wondering if fifty dollars was worth having to tackle it.Â
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eddieâs sat on the couch when you arrive, barely looking back as robin begins to fuss, talking loudly about your journey. he doesnât really care enough to involve himself, besides, elvis presley had just given sam a very important message.Â
âeddie,â robin hisses, standing in front of the screen, âdonât be rude, say hello,â her hands firmly on her hips like she was his mother or something.Â
he looks up at the looming figure by the couch, hoping his eyes hadnât given his immediate shock away too much.Â
you flash him a sheepish smile back, waggling your fingers in a short wave.Â
two weeks on the couch didnât seem so bad now.Â
not if you were sleeping in his bed.Â
itâs just a shame that he wouldnât be in there sharing it.Â
âhey,â he stands, hoping to indiscreetly catch his breath, âiâm- uh, iâm eddie,â offering his hand out, though he regrets it as soon as itâs done.Â
who shakes hands now? christ. he needed to get a grip, and badly.Â
âhey,â you reply, your name dripping from your tongue. though you do shake his hand, not bothering to hide your confusion in the process.Â
âeddie very kindly said you could have his room,â a bright, big sarcastic smile on her lips.Â
âyeah.. no biggie..â christ, heâs almost panting. âdo whatever you want in there.. or you know, just- just make yourself at home.âÂ
his desperate pleas for the earth to split open and swallow him whole go unanswered. instead, robin shoots him a concerned glare before ushering you away from his weird, longing gaze.Â
'pull it together loser' she mouths before disappearing, leaving him to reflect upon how utterly hard he had just fumbled that entire situation.Â
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when everyoneâs home from work and youâve exchanged niceties and greetings with the rest of the house, robin brightly suggests a movie.Â
eddie usually hated movie nights in the house.Â
jonathan would want to watch some indie cult classic that no one else had ever heard of, steve wanted to watch some dumb comedy that only heâd find funny and then nancy and robin typically opted for the romance genre.Â
leaving eddie and argyle with absolutely no choice but to sit in silence as they bickered.Â
tonight itâs different, you get to pick.Â
and now heâs not saying that whatever you choose will forever change the way he views you but.. well, thatâs actually exactly it.Â
you land on edward scissorhands.Â
not the worst choice you couldâve made, and hey, his mom used to call him edward when he was in real bad trouble.Â
in the end, it doesnât really matter what you had picked because eddie canât muster up enough energy to actually care about the film. not while your thighs are peeking out from underneath your oversized shirt. he canât help but wonder what theyâd feel like wrapped around his ears. what previous sounds would fall out of your mouth in response.
at some point during the movie, you stand up and walk out of the room to the kitchen but that doesnât stop him. staring through the open door, marvelling at the way the hem of your shirt lifts, exposing the tiny shorts you had on underneath.Â
heâs practically hanging over the back of the couch to get a look, craning his neck at a ninety degree angle just to get a glimpse of your soft, pillowy skin. pinching himself as he tries to resist the urge to just sink his teeth into your inner thigh.
robin jabs her elbow into his ribcage, drawing his eyes back to the room with a grunt and a harsh glare thrown her way.Â
âyouâve been staring at her all night,â she whispers angrily into his ear, âstop it, or next time itâs your balls,â a harsh warning he didnât find entirely necessary.Â
you sidle back into the room, drink in hand and eddie canât help but let his eyes wander over again, short glances that robin hopefully wouldnât pick up on.Â
he canât help it, some magnetic force swaying his gaze in your direction. he wishes so badly that he could just crawl out of his head and tell you how much he wanted you.Â
unfortunately for eddie, heâd instead spend the night dreaming of your ass and all the ways he could have you if heâd only grow a backbone.Â
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living alongside you is an entirely new feat eddieâs not sure heâll survive.Â
itâs torturous.Â
testing the limits of how ridiculously horny one man can get without self-imploding.Â
so close and yet so far. each night youâd tuck yourself into his bed, doing god knows what in between his sheets all without eddie getting a look in.
of course heâd made up a hundred different scenarios to fall asleep to each night.Â
his favourite being the one where he walks into his bedroom to find you mouth open, legs apart, too encapsulated in your pleasure to notice him. only until you do, inviting him closer, between those supple thighs of yours, a forbidden nirvana heâll never get to know.Â
though more often than not heâs cruelly forced back into reality by robin ripping the curtains open at the ass crack of dawn, blaring sunlight on his face as you slip away from the grapples of his dream land.Â
now is his opportunity, the house quiet, bar the muffled giggles of you and robin upstairs. heâs safe for now, he thinks, rather foolishly. itâs late, the rest of them asleep or too busy in their own rooms to catch him in the act.Â
eddieâs never done anything like this before. itâs disgusting, perverted to the core.Â
good grief, this is prosecutable behaviour.Â
tiptoeing down the hall to his room, the door open just a crack, enticing him in further. he can still hear you on the floor above, giving him enough confidence to push it open a little more, edging inside with a quick glance back down the hall, just in case.Â
gratefully it seemed that you were just as messy as he was, your clothes strewn across the floor. his eyes immediately turning to the peeking of lace from under the pile. glancing one last time at the cracked door, ensuring that absolutely nobody would see him.Â
reaching down to gather the fabric in one quick swoop, bunching them in his palm as he lets out a quick sigh of relief.Â
oh fuck. they were so soft, fingers spreading to really get a feel. he wasn't even going to take them, he'd just wanted a little look, something to help his overactive imagination get all the important details right.
âwhat are you doing?â startling him in this precarious position, the lace of your underwear entangled around his fingertips.Â
eddie freezes, he can feel the heat rising through his chest, all the way up to the tips of his ears. scarlet red.Â
âuh.. i..i-i donât know..â he hasnât done anything like this before, he swears.Â
your mouth is open in a sort of half-smirk, half-perplexed gawp, closing the door before he could bolt.Â
you move around the mess, creeping closer until he can feel you brushing against his side, peering over into his hand.Â
âoh wow..â you remark, breath hot and sweet against his cheek, âwhat were you gonna do with those?âÂ
eddie feels sick, trying not to projectile vomit across his room. thereâs no way you wouldnât tell robin. fuck. he could hear you now, voice full of disgust, robin laughing at how pathetic he was.Â
ân-nothing i swear..â stumbling through his sentence, âi was just..â excuses fail to come to mind, âi was uhm.. looking for something,â the absolute best his flustered mind to muster up.Â
âoh really?â reaching around to untangle them from his hand, âyou sure about that?âÂ
thereâs no anger to your voice, but he doesnât dare turn around to look at your face. afraid of what heâll find. your eyes pitying, sad that he has to root around your dirty laundry to get off.Â
âiâm- iâm sure,â though the crack in his voice gives him away.Â
you hum, coming around to stand in front of his gormless face, âso you donât wanna keep these?â holding the evidence up to his face, the hem just barely grazing his cheek.Â
eddieâs knees almost buckle, his breath shuddering as any semblance of composure he had left, floats right out the window.Â
âhere,â reaching forward to tuck the baby blue fabric into the waistband of his sweatpants, your eyes never once leaving his as you do so. âyou keep those.. but next time just ask, okay?âÂ
he nods like an obedient dog, lapping up the scraps you were throwing him. he could stand here all night long, keeping up the weird little power game youâd started.Â
âgoodnight eddie,â you smile, giving him a gentle nudge, a sign for him to get the fuck out.Â
you were the master, he was just the lap dog, eager to please.Â
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at breakfast the next morning, he struggles to even keep his eyes open. having spent an embarrassingly long amount of time on the couch last night shamelessly sniffing the lace youâd gifted him.Â
you donât even acknowledge it, or him for that matter. happily chatting along with nancy about some news article.Â
âoh and eddie,â robin begins, flashing him a stern look, âi donât appreciate finding your fucking panties in between the couch cushions,âÂ
he chokes on his mouthful, his knife clattering against the table in shock. a multitude of eyes turn to stare at the spectacle he was making.Â
âtheyâre- theyâre not mine,â clearing his throat as he clears his name, though he doesnât dare look in your direction, terrified that heâd absolutely lose his mind if he did.Â
âwell whoeverâs they are, i donât care, stop leaving them on the couch.. iâm sure our guest doesnât want to sit amongst dirty underwear,â she bites, calming down now she had gotten her point across.Â
if only she knew.Â
eddie mustâve fallen asleep with them still attached to his hand, thanking his lucky stars that no one had walked in on him with them pressed to his nose. Â
he keeps his head low, focusing on the plate in front of him. nothing had ever been as mortifying as this. not even the time he had slipped off the dinner table in the middle of the cafeteria.Â
cutlery scrapes and clinks against the china, uncomfortable silence until argyle clears his throat, âgnarly meal robin, thanks dude,â seemingly settling the tense atmosphere, for now.Â
everybody hums in agreement, getting back to their food without another word. but your eyes peek up, meeting his with an indescribable glint. and really, the worst part is that eddie would sit through this horrific situation a hundred more times, just for one more measly sniff at your panties.Â
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eddie canât take it anymore.Â
heâs never been so pent up in his entire life. and heâs tried to hold on until he could move back into his room but he couldnât last any longer.Â
but heâs careful, waiting for everyone to trundle on off to bed, listening carefully for the muted click of the light switch and even then, waiting another hour to be sure.Â
the clock glares an alarming 1:04 by the time his belt clinks and his jeans come down, the first of them would be awake in just a few hours, ready to take you on to the airport.Â
he wishes it wouldâve played out differently, that he wouldnât be sat here on the last night of your stay alone. but alas, eddieâs never been particularly brave and especially not in regards to hot women.Â
your panties wrapped around his right hand as he spits on his left, wrapping around his stiff cock while his fingertips play with the lace in his other hand.Â
âohh fuck,â he hisses, wanting nothing more than to start hollering the house down.Â
robin wouldnât be too pleased if she ever found out what heâd done. and he canât really afford to get the entire couch dry-cleaned so he really must be careful.Â
thinking quick, he shoves his t-shirt into his mouth, muffling the chorus of grunts and groans threatening to spill over into the dark room. the muted light from the tv illuminates his face, breathing loudly through his noseÂ
he hadnât heard the door open or the soft sound of your feet padding down the hall, only made aware of your presence when he reopens his eyes, near enough jumping out of his bones.Â
how long had you been there watching him shudder and whine?
âfuck,â he exclaims, fist still wrapped tight around his throbbing cock, too aroused to care about it too much.Â
âyou want some help with that?âÂ
eddie looks at his dick, then back at you, mouth hung open in a mixture of awe and confusion.Â
itâs not very clear but you move closer anyway, sinking to your knees and nestling in between his spread legs.Â
âokay?â maintaining eye contact despite how difficult it was, eyes bright and eager.Â
he nods, unable to comprehend what was happening. knowing heâd wake up from this twisted dream to some soggy boxers and a whole lotta shame.Â
your palm wraps around the base of his cock, shooing his hands away to make room, smiling as your lips wrap around the already leaking tip. were you a psychopath? were you placed on this earth to goad and tease him?
this isnât real. this isnât real. the voice repeats around his head though itâs quickly silenced by your tongue swirling circles around the tip of his cock, readjusting his t-shirt to bite down harshly on the fabric.Â
eddieâs hands lay useless on his thighs, twitching to intertwine with your hair, still doubting the reality of the situation. this could all be a dream and the second he touches your hair, youâd disappear from in front of his eyes.
the t-shirt falls from his lips, âfuuck,â grunting into the tense air, gritting his teeth so as to not expose your precarious position to the rest of the house.Â
the wet sounds of your lips wrapped tight around his cock make his toes curl, his hands find your hair, not without prompting from you. tugging gently at the tendrils as his head starts to spin.Â
when your eyes look up to meet his, eddie thinks he might just cum right down your throat then and there. he can see that troublesome glint in your eye, a roaring fire that he so desperately wants to keep stoking.Â
your fingers slide up his thigh, finding his neglected balls and with a slight smirk, you grab ahold, gently fondling them as his brain melts out of his ears.Â
no one had ever, ever made him feel so good. collectively losing brain cells when you hum on his cock, getting just as much out of this as he was.Â
âoh yeah, fuck- shit fuck, iâmcummingiâmcummingiâmcumming,â eddieâs mouth rushes, louder than he ever shouldâve been. bright flashes of light fill his peripheral, using your scalp as leverage to keep himself on the couch.Â
his hips stutter, thrusting into your mouth with his fingers tight in your hair, yanking harshly in an effort to get your lips off of him before he came everywhere.Â
you donât budge, nails digging into his thigh as his release seeps down your throat, his eyes squeezing shut as his fist instinctively comes up to muffle his mouth, moaning into his clammy palm instead of alerting the entire house.Â
eddieâs other hand lets go of his strong hold on your hair, allowing you to get off of his dick, panting happily as you sit up between his knees and with lips glistening with his release, you kiss him. all soft and gentle while his brain fails to compute.Â
it should be gross. but eddie just canât find it in himself to care, because in reality, this was the hottest thing that had ever happened in his measly little life.Â
âplease let me taste you,â he begs between kisses, grasping desperately at your waist, the fabric of your shirt slipping between his desperate fingers.
you giggle, pulling back to look at him through the dimmed light, ânot now,â you hover just above, constantly teasing and unobtainable
âwell when?" jutting his bottom lip out in hopes it'd convince you to change your mind.
"when i'm back," letting him down gently. eddie'd count the seconds till you came back if that was what it took to get even a tiny glimpse of your pussy.
âwhat time do you leave?â he pants, chasing your lips. eddie was nothing if not a chancer, though if it hadn't happened already, there's a miniscule chance of it happening now.
âseven,â whispering back, a hint of annoyance that this build up had only crescendoed now, just as you were about to leave. he'll blame robin for that, poking her nose in and trying to turn him off. it shouldn't have worked. he should've been braver.
âbut itâs your turn,â an awful sadness and regret overcoming him. someone better, someone like steve, would've had you pinned to that couch by now, his head between your thighs and your slick dripping down his chin. Â
ânext time,â only repeating yourself, smiling coyly before you plant one last kiss to his longing lips before standing fully upright and disappearing back off to his room, leaving him reeling with a story nobody else would ever believe.
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MANEATER | SIM JAEYUN (M)
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PAIRING: virgin!jake x yn (femreader)
SYNOPSIS: in which jake is tired of being a virgin and you're asked to help him out.
WARNINGS: smut so MDNI! vrignity loss, oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe out there), creampie, riding, multiple orgasms, etc. cursing, words like slut/whore, BARELY PROOFREAD
WC: 5k, lowercase intended
MESSAGE FROM NIC: here it finally is!! (sorry for the delay) my first piece of smut,,, hope it's what everyone imagined đ (also tysm for 2k notes on the teaser ahh!!) big thank u to my stella, @karinasbaby for encouraging this fic, one of my biggest supporters ilysm. pls be kind as this is something new for me BUT feedback is super appreciated, tell me what u liked and didn't like! (respectfully) also reblogs would be nice as well so feel free to drop one. love u guys sm đŤśđź
jake sim was a virgin. a pitiful, pitiful virgin. and itâs not like he was ugly. not even close to that. jake was an attractive guy, easy on the eyes. and his flirting? a real smooth talker he was.
it was as if 2000s chad michael murray possessed his very soul every single time he would chat up a girl at a party or in class.Â
so why couldn't he ever close the deal? how did he find himself in a steamy makeout session one second and then the next the girl is storming out of the room in disgust. every. single. time.
oh yea, because he was a fucking virgin. a pitiful, pitiful virgin.Â
it seemed like girls these days wanted a man in charge. someone who could help them live out their fifty shades of grey fantasies. jake would like to think he could do that for them but how could he ever learn if no one wanted to give him the time of day? what happened to the girls that would spread their legs for anything and anyone?
all jake needed was one chance. one chance to stick his dick in a hole and he can move on with his life.Â
his friends didn't make it any better either. he was getting tired of hearing all about their wild sexcapades every week and having nothing to contribute to the conversation.
but they donât intentionally leave him out or make him feel bad about his lack of experience. they even try getting him with their past hookups because you know, sharing is caring right?Â
âdude no way you fumbled sora. sheâs a real slut i was so sure she would let you hit,â sunghoon says as heâs unwrapping his sandwich then taking a bite. âbro i didn't fumble anything. it's the same shit every time, once i tell them im a virgin they dip,â jake responds while he steals sunghoonâs sandwich and takes a bite for himself.
sunghoon doesn't even argue, his best friend is clearly in distress and is need of some food. âshe started ranting about how she doesnt âdoâ virgins because they get attached and she thinks im gonna become obsessed with her or something.â
âwhy do you even tell them youâre a virgin in the first place? if that's the issue why even say anything at all?â heeseung questions with a mouth full of the same sandwich that somehow now ended up in his hands.
âbecause if he cums in .2 seconds then the girls are gonna think heâs a bad fuck. there's no winning here.â jake nods in agreement with jay's statement as he watches jay snatch the sandwich from heeseung and finish it off.
this is what is so beautiful about their friendship. they share everything with each other, the main things being girls and food. unfortunately for jake, bites of food is all he gets.
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âoh fuck!â jakes pants while bucking his hips forward. vision blurry, drool pooling around the corner of his mouth. he genuinely feels like his soul is leaving his body and he wasnât sure this was even real life anymore. to ground himself and bring him back to reality, he tries looking around the room to find something to distract him.
he doesnât want to cum embarrassingly fast and he does NOT want to be seen as a bad fuck. out of the corner of his eye he spots a baby yoda squishmallow in the corner of the room, its sparkly eyes watching jake get his dick sucked for the first time.
itâs kind of weird but he finds comfort in the plushie and focuses on it to keep him from fucking exploding.Â
now you might be wondering how he got here. in a hot girlâs room getting what he swears is the best head in his life (not that he has anything to compare it to.) the answer is jay, his best friend in the entire world who he now owes his first born to.Â
âher nameâs yn. just text her and ask when she wants to meet. i told her you were a virgin already so donât worry about that,â jay explains as heâs scrolling through your profile showing jake what you look like.
silky, flowy hair, curves to die for. to say youâre gorgeous would be an understatement. the whole ordeal seemed too good to be true.
âshe wants to fuck me? even after hearing iâm a virgin?â jake asks after grabbing his milk tea from the counter and walking towards a table.
jay simply nods and throws a look towards sunghoon, signaling him to explain the rest as they all take a seat. âyea thatâs kind of her thing. she loves virgins. like, her body count consists of only virgins.â
jake was perplexed by the situation. surely heâd hear about a beautiful woman who only drops her panties for inexperienced guys roaming their campus.
heeseung then speaks up, as if reading jakeâs mind, âshe goes to the college in the next town over. around a 20 minute drive.â before continuing his sentence he shifts his eyes towards jay and sunghoon. eyeballs darting back and forth.
some unspoken dialogue is happening between the three as they sip their sweet drinks and jake just has to sit there and watch. minutes go by and jay clears his throat and sighs, finally breaking the silence.
âshe uh, actually took all of our virginities back in high school. thatâs how we know her.âÂ
pause. the fuck? he knew his friends all have gotten their dicks wet for the same girl before but at the same time? jake couldnât believe what he was hearing. i mean, he did only just meet them three years ago, whatever they were up to before then he canât judge.
he supposes desperate times call for desperate measures, and jake is sure he wouldâve ended up in the same situation soon if they werenât handing you on a silver platter to him.
âso⌠you guys had a foursome for your first times??â
heeseung instantly chokes on his boba as jakeâs arm receives a punch from jay. a faint giggle is heard from sunghoon, âthis bitch is choking on some balls.â
ignoring heeseungâs dramatics jay clarifies, âno you idiot, she took all of our virginities separately. we werenât as desperate as you were.â
âand like, that pussy is so heavenly. iâd be pissed having to share her with another guy at the same time.âÂ
âroger that, brother.â
jake looks towards the two, sunghoon rubbing heeseungâs back trying to calm him down from his almost near death over some balls.Â
âcare to elaborate?âÂ
âman why do you think weâre all sex crazed freaks? her pussyâs got some voodoo magic in it or something. our manhood didnât begin when we watched porn for the first time together, it started with her,â jay pauses and shifts in his seat, slight discomfort in his lower region.
he looks up and pinches his nose, âfuck iâm getting hard just thinking about it.â sneaking a peek at jayâs lower half, jake can see his friend chubbing it up in his pants. nothing heâs never seen before honestly.Â
but what he hadn't seen before was how his friends were reminiscing so hard on a hook up the way they were right now. and the fact that their origin story of discovering their high libidos is all because of you? he was scared shitless of what he was about to get himself into.
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fast forward to some exchanged texts between you guys, jake found himself in your room with his pants around his ankles getting the life sucked out of him.
he quickly discovered you were very straightforward and to the point, immediately sending him your apartment address and what time to show up.
jake couldnât argue though, all this talk about how you were gonna âchange his lifeâ and shit got him real worked up. he appreciated the fact that you skipped the small talk and went straight for his dick.
upon arriving and stepping into your living space, your lips smashed onto his and he was pushed down onto the bed. no hi, no hello. just your lucious, full lips swapping spit with his.
his hands instinctively flew to your waist, his digits gripping your plush skin as you straddle him. jake felt so in his element in the moment. making out? this is where he excels. he could do this all day if he could.
but he was here on a mission and heâll be damned if he leaves without fucking you. or you fucking him. he was honestly down for whatever. you could ask to peg him and he would say yes.
you can sense his impatience, his face twisting in pleasure trying to savor every moment while the cogs are turning in his head, awaiting your next move. every squeeze he gave signaled that he wanted to get things moving.
you make your way down his body, peppering kisses any and everywhere leaving his skin burning. jake couldnât believe what was about to happen.
in less than a minute he was about to get his first blowjob ever. what does he do? where do his hands go? what if he chokes you? what if he passes out from the stimulation?
before he can think of anymore what to doâs and what ifâs, your mouth is on his dick and jake is seeing stars, figuratively and literally. he takes note of the little ones taped to your ceiling and thinks itâs cute.
the pink walls and plushies surrounding the two of you is such a stark contrast to your personality, or what little jake knows of you. but hey, he likes a woman with some duality to her.
âyou can put your hands in my hair.â
jake finally takes a look down at you. pupils blown out, lips a bit swollen from all the sucking. you looked so, so pretty like this. he can only imagine what you look like with his cock in you.
trembling hands grab at your hair, slightly pushing you further down and a gagging noise emerges from the back of your throat. oh shit. your nose is practically meeting his pelvic bone and you arenât letting up.
fuck it, jake thinks to himself. he was done with being patient. he starts fucking up into your mouth relentlessly, chasing the orgasm he was delaying. and you just let him.
youâre merely a hole for him in this moment and you could care less. his dick may be average in size but the girthiness of it was so delicious, you couldnât get enough.
to make sure he reaches his high, you reach for his balls and start playing with them. his erratic thrusts combined with you squeezing his genitals he twitches in your mouth and his cum is shooting out, pooling out the sides of your lips.
and you donât stop there. you keep going and going and jake actually feels like heâs going to pass out. âokay, okay please please!â you swallow everything he gave you and finally let him go with a pop to come up for air.
you get up and see him lying there on your bed, unmoving. eyes closed and mouth agape barely taking breaths. one might think heâs dead but this was typical.
once a guy gets to cum in a girlâs mouth for the first time they donât know what to do with themselves. nudging him with your knee he breaks out of his trance with a lopsided smile adorning his face. god heâs adorable.
before you can suggest a break he immediately grabs you by the hips and flips you onto your back. your shorts go flying onto the floor behind him and he spreads your legs wide to prop them onto his shoulders.
his tongue immediately attaches to your clit and he starts licking you all over. slurping and sucking, as if this was his last meal on earth. he was desperate to get you to cum the way you made him and it was showing.
jakeâs eating you out a little too expertly to your liking, as if heâs done this a million times. you wonât judge if he has, youâre literally the last person to judge someoneâs sexual history but how is he still a virgin if he eats pussy this good?
he mustâve been met with horrible women who just used him for his mouth and left him dry. you wouldnât do that to him though, poor guy doesnât deserve that.
he inserts two fingers into your hole while his mouth was still working your clit. jesus christ. you didnât notice before but his fingers were so slender and long, reaching places your own didnât. âam i doing okay? kind of my first time.â
oh? so this was his first time eating pussy. you simply give him a nod of approval, not being able to utter a word as he dives right back in.
in all of your sexual encounters, never has there been a guy so willing to return the favor. and the fact that you didnât even have to ask? where the fuck did jay find a guy like this? was he aware his friend was a fucking certified munch?
determined to make sure you cum, jake inserts another finger and moves his fingers in an upward motion, trying to find your spot. at least thatâs what wikihow told him how to do it.
the sound of your moans and the taste of your pussy on his tongue simply feel amazing and he feels like he could come alone like this. at this point youâre panting and riding his fingers and god itâs so hot. youâre so hot.
jake finds himself humping into the mattress, trying to aid his painful hard on heâs grown since going down on you.
his wrist begins to ache with how fast heâs pumping into you but he doesnât give a fuck, heâll do anything to see what you look like when you reach your high.
âoh god, iâm, iâm- ahhh!â you come undone onto his mouth and hand, lips forming an o shape with the most pornographic moan heâs ever heard and he silently releases his load along with you onto the bed.
jake makes sure every single drop of your delicious juices are all licked up, driving your oversensitivity.
âso? how was i?â
you take a look at his annoyingly cute face and heâs licking all over his fingers like a lollipop. cute. gaining some of your composure, your eyes spot a wet spot on your sheets.
âwait, did youâŚâ
âoh. sorry about that. i couldnât help it.â jake explains with a sheepish smile and a scratch behind his head. not only is this guy a munch but he came untouched while tongue fucking you. you werenât even sure guys like him existed, like at all.
without speaking another word, you grab the back of his neck and smash your lips onto his. tasting yourself on him has you wet all over again and you both begin to undress each other.
you detach yourself to take your shirt off and he pauses to fully look at you, drinking in every inch of your body. hands grab at your boobs and he pinches a nipple, a small moan escaping your mouth.
your body was literally to die for, the pictures on your profile barely doing you justice. and to finally be able to feel all around your curves and give your boods and ass tight squeezes was a dream come true for jake.
(he may or may not have been jerking off to the few posts you have up, counting down the days of you guys finally meeting but you didnât have to know that)
you also took a moment to admire his body. to say jake was sculpted like a fucking greek god was an understatement, sporting a six pack and biceps to die for. veins running all over his arms and hands.
deciding itâs finally time to do the deed, you switch positions and motion for him to lay on his back. âare you ready?â
âwait! what about a condom?â
âiâm clean and i know you are soâŚâ
âright.â
you throw your legs over his waist, now straddling him with your vagina inches from his cock. âokay, take deep breaths. iâm gonna slowly go down alright?â
jake throws a thumbs up and eagerly nods. in a moment like this he doesnât fail to be endearing. you could literally just eat him up with how cute he was. your pussy was about to anyway.
you lace your fingers with his and slowly lower yourself onto him. thereâs some intimacy with your actions and jake finds comfort in your eyes, looking at him adoringly.
it was finally fucking happening and jake couldnât believe it. he was about to become a man. and the fact that it was you taking his virginity, a gorgeous woman who doesnât care that heâs inexperienced and lets him hit it raw. it's really all he can ask for.
once your walls are wrapped around his tip, jakeâs a goner. the little sweet moment you two shared is thrown out the window and he starts bucking his hips up into you, hard and fast.
his hands find purchase on your hips and heâs gripping them so hard you're sure there will be bruises tomorrow. you wanted to start out slow as it is his first time but it seems his thrusting says otherwise.
you press your hands against his chest and begin to move rhythmically in sync with him. jakeâs eyes immediately roll back and his breathing quickens.
his hands fall to his side and he lays lifeless beneath you, letting you take full control.
all he could do was stare at the spot where his dick entered you and it was making him even more hornier. he couldnât tell where he ended and you began.
your wetness didnât help anything either. the squelching sounds indicated that you were very much enjoying this as much as he was.
âfuck you feel so good baby,â jake moans. the pet name that slips past his lips and it doesnât go unnoticed but you also donât question it.
for some reason the simple word made your heart jump. guys always called things like babe or even whore when they really let loose.
those never got to your head, you know they couldnât really control themselves in the moment and you let them have their fun.
but jake has been nothing but kind to you this whole time, like he knew you were doing him a service and not the other way around.
this only fueled your desire to ensure that his sure first time exceeded his expectations so upped your menstrations. you quickly changed your pace to grind forward, backwards, and in circles making sure his dick felt every inch of you.
jakeâs mind was reeling, his breath caught in his throat. he feels as if his dick was about to fall off with the way you were moving.
your body leans forward and you begin to kiss at his neck, leaving hickeys everywhere. your hot breath near his ear sends him into overdrive, must be a sensitive spot of his he never knew he had, but also how could he have known?
his hands that were once gripping the sheets meet your ass and he starts to guide you up and down his cock. you both were about to reach your climaxes, your pussy clenching with every move.
âiâm- where? fuck! where do i cum?â
âinside. cum inside me please.â
inside?? his first time cumming from sex and you were gonna let him do it inside of you? jake swears you couldnât be any more perfect than you are right now.
you knew you threw him for a loop and honestly yourself as well. pushing these thoughts towards the back of your head you start riding him aggressively, even faster than before. âfuck, jake iâm cumming!â
âme too baby oh my god!â
and there was that damn pet name again. it makes your heart leap out of your chest and sends you over the edge.
the knot in your stomach snaps and jake follows shortly after, his load shooting into you. it pools out of you and you donât hesitate to swipe some up with a delicate finger and bring it to your mouth, mirroring his actions from earlier.
your eyes meet his fucked out ones and you smile down at him, admiring the masterpiece of lovebites you left all over him. his vision was a bit blurry but he catches the way your lips curled upward, flashing your pearly whites.
jake finds himself instantly becoming hard again, call him easy but when a pretty girl is smiling at him like that after fucking him, can you really blame him?
you move yourself off of him and jake was fully expecting you to kick him out now but instead you position yourself on all fours, your ass in the air inviting him in.
âfuck. youâre into anal?â
you turn your head sharply to look at him over your shoulder, raising an eyebrow to question what he just said. the look you give him says it all and jake takes the hint and positions himself behind you.
âcan we try anal next time though?â
an exasperated sigh leaves your lips and you reach over to grab his dick, inserting him into you. âumph! okay sorry.â
upon entering your pussy, jake relishes in the feeling of it. being inside your heat again leaves him breathless for the nth time today.
in and out. in and out. he tries to match his breathing with his gradual strokes. his member is extra sensitive right now and heâs trying not to lose himself. the impatience he had earlier has now moved onto you so you decide to take matters into your own hands and start fucking back into him.
your ass is now meeting his hips and the sound of skin slapping echoes in your room along with your moans. jakeâs body is flailing from the sudden impact but he grounds his hands around your waist and grips the shit out of you.
he notices bruises forming on your skin but he canât for the life of him let go. oops. heâll do his best to remember to apologize for them tomorrow.
when thereâs a good pace between the two of you, you fling yourself upward, back meeting his chest and the new angle has him reaching spots he didnât before.
you take one of his strong arms and place it around your neck, having him choke you as you ride him like thereâs no tomorrow. jakeâs brain begins to turn to mush and he feels like heâs even more turned on at the revelation of one of your kinks.
and at this point youâre fucking onto him so hard, so good, he didnât want it to end. âshit. shit. i love your pussy so much baby.â jake whines into your ear, meaning every word he said.
is it crazy to say you love someone upon meeting them for the first time? well, their pussy. yea. maybe. but who gives a fuck.
he was a man possessed by you, by your pussy. in this moment he truly believed there was some voodoo magic going on down there and he was blessed to be experiencing it.
you clench at his words, and your heart flips once more, prompting you to draw him closer to you (if that was even remotely possible)
the closeness of your bodies creates another intimate moment shared, kisses stolen from one another, hands tangled in his hair.
âiâm close,â he whispers in your ear, his breath leaving tingles down your spine. the hushed whispers you exchange contrast the sporadic thrusting thatâs happening.
determined to reach your second high of the day, you push jake onto his back and settle yourself onto your knees, continuing to bounce up and down on his cock.
âyea just like that baby, shit shit shit iâm cumming, iâm cumming!â
jake opens his eyes to watch the scene unfold before him and god was it something. your back arches as you take his cum in you once more and your screams fill his ears, signaling you orgasmed right after him.
this moment alone is better than porn itself, and jake savors every bit of it. thereâs absolutely no way he can even bring himself to type ânsfwâ in his twitter search bar ever again after this.
you hover yourself over him leaving just the tip inside before sliding right back down, pushing his seed back in while it gushes around his cock leaving jake wanting, no needing, a third round with you.
but to his dismay you roll yourself off of his body, landing on the mattress next to him.
âso⌠how do you feel?â
he releases a long exhale he didnât know he was holding, âfantastic. 10/10 experience. would do it again.â you simply giggle at his response with a shake of your head, getting up to gather your clothes.
âwait! um, could we do this again?â
you playfully roll your eyes at him, leaving his question unanswered as you begin to dress yourself.
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sat in his computer chair, jake is finding it difficult to finish this stupid ethics assignment. how is he supposed to argue about the death penalty when you straight up almost murdered him with your pussy less than 2 hours ago?
heâs sure his professor wouldnât appreciate if he wrote that he doesnât give a fuck about someone serving their punishment if the culprit was you, but honestly speaking heâd let you get away with just about anything. you were an angel sent from above to him who could do no wrong.Â
the way your soft lips wrapped around his cock while your innocent (not) eyes bored into his soul. the way you licked and kissed every single inch of his body, leaving nothing left untouched. and god, the way you worked his dick? how was he supposed to move on from you??
you were an insatiable, sex-crazed goddess. a once in a lifetime experience he was so grateful to have.Â
his thoughts are interrupted by a loud knocking at his door. two seconds later, jay trails into jakeâs room followed by dumb and dumber, all of them having a snug look on their faces.
they make themselves comfortable before they get right into the interrogation. jay leans against the desk, sunghoon sits in the bean bag situated in the corner, and heeseung sprawls himself across the bed.
âso virgin, how was it?â
 âwasnât i right about her pussy?âÂ
âwhere did she make you cum?âÂ
eyes rolling in the back of his head, jake takes a deep sigh before answering their questions. âone, iâm not a virgin anymore so stop calling me that. two, it was absolutely fucking amazing. literally would give up heaven for it. and three, she had me cum in her. twice.â
heeseung shoots up from his position, jaw dropped and eyes wide. âyou came in her twice?!â the boys all share a bewildered expression on their faces, dramatic as always.
jake just shrugs at them, what? didnât you usually let guys cum in you like the freak you were?
jay slaps his hands down on jakeâs shoulders, aggressively turning the computer chair towards him. âjake. buddy. yn has two rules.âÂ
sunghoon suddenly appears on jayâs left, âone. you canât cum in her. you can cum anywhere BUT inside of her.âÂ
heeseung follows and is now on jayâs right side, âand two. she doesnât repeat fuck.â
immediately following this revelation thereâs silence. complete and utter silence. the gazes they hold are intense and uninviting. as if they truly couldnât believe you let their best friend whoâs never felt the touch of a woman break one of your rules.
their eyes say it all, they love jake to death and are happy for him, like seriously happy and relieved heâs finally entered manhood. but really? none of them got to do what he did? what was so special about him?
you donât even know the answer to those questions yourself. maybe it was the puppy eyes or his whiny moans that made you feel like you had him in the palm of your hands.
his eagerness to pleasure you but to also receive reminded you of the sole purpose of why you only go for virgins. they made you feel wanted while also letting you be in charge. call it selfishness but why canât a girl have the best of both worlds?Â
and youâd never admit it, but jake was one of the best fucks youâve had in a while. he never tried to be someone he wasnât, just authentically himself. a pitiful, pitiful virgin. and he was proud of it.
it was refreshing to fuck someone who didnât have some sort of ego right after you were done with them. immediately bragging to everyone what you two did and acting like they could pull any girl as if you werenât doing charity work for most of them.Â
with all of this in mind, of course you let him cum in you. he was doing so well for you, how could you not reward him? had to let him do it twice to drive it home.
and seriously, what kind of guy gives you a tender, sweet goodbye kiss and thanks you for defiling him? you didnât regret your decisions with him but they were definitely scaring you.Â
never have you ever been this intimate with a guy, but jake was different. you felt it. and what you did next didnât scare you as much as your recent choices with him.
*ping!*
the staredown between jake and his friends comes to a halt and he digs his phone out of his pocket to check it. sliding up, he sees the message appear on his screen:
you: are you free tomorrow?
he glances at his friendsâ expectant eyes and throws them a smirk. looks like he gets to break that second rule of yours.Â
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Tyler Owens x Reader: No Hesitation
Request: From anonymous: âI had an idea for Tyler Owens!! I feel like Tyler would be the type of guy that if a girl came up to him and said âthis guy is creepy, pls pretend to be my bfâ he would be like âhell yayâ and scare the guy away without making the girl uncomfortable?? Maybe you could do a scenario like that with reader?? Thank youuu!!! Lots of love!!â
Word count:Â 3.1k
Warnings: none
A/N:Â guys.... i'm down bad for tyler owens, pls send help (or requests so i can keep writing about him). anywayyy, enjoy!
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âYou cominâ T?â Boone asked as he peered into Tylerâs motel room.Â
Tyler glanced up from where he sat on the edge of his creaky, double mattress and nodded. âYeah, I just need to grab a shirt that doesnât smell like pig shit.â
âGood luck with that,â Boone chuckled. âWe haven't done laundry in almost three weeksâ just about everything in my bag smells like pig shit.â Â
âMaybe itâs time we popped home for a bit,â Tyler muttered as he continued digging through his bag. Finally, he pulled out an unused, plain, T-shirt that had been folded at the bottom of his duffel. âWhat kind of place is this, Boone?â he asked as he pulled the shirt over his head.Â
âJust a bar, man. Nothinâ fancy. They got darts though, and a pool table. Which, by the way, I bet you fifty bucks I can smoke you at.â
âBoone, you donât even have fifty bucks,â Tyler replied, shaking his head. He stood up from the bed and joined his friend in the hallway, shutting his motel room door behind him.Â
âDo too,â Boone said defensively as they began walking towards the parking lot to join the rest of the team.Â
âOh you mean the fifty bucks I gave you to get the vanâs oil changed last week? Which now Iâm assuming you never didââÂ
âAn honest mistake,â Boone said, putting his hands up in surrender. âThey were closed the day you gave it to me, then Iâll be honest, I forgot about it. But my point is, beat me at pool and that money is yours again.âÂ
âI donât want the money to be mine again, I want the van to get an oil change.â
âWell you get your fifty bucks back and you can use it for whatever youâd likeâ oil change included.â
Tyler shook his head, knowing there was no use arguing with his friend.Â
âWhatâre you two love birds arguing about now?â Lilly asked. She was perched on the hood of Tylerâs truck looking at footage sheâd taken from her drone earlier in the day.Â
âTâs too scared to play me in pool,â Boone answered before Tyler could.Â
âAw,â Lilly said teasingly. âNothinâ to be scared of. Weâll still love ya, even if Boone kicks your ass.â
âYeah, T,â Dani added from the front seat of the van. They had the door kicked open and their feet resting out the rolled down window. âThereâs no shame in losinâ. Only in never trying.â
âI oughta just leave the lot of you behind. Me and Dexter can take things from here. Isnât that right, Dex?â
âSure,â Dexter said casually. âBut Iâll have you know I can also beat your ass at pool.â
âUnbelievable,â Tyler muttered to himself. âWhoâs ridinâ with me?â
Lilly and Booneâs hands shot up. âShotgun,â Boone announced.Â
âYou always get shotgun,â Lilly muttered as she climbed into the backseat of his truck.Â
âWeâll meet you guys there,â Dani said as they pulled their feet into the van and started it up. Dexter climbed into the passenger seat and then the group of them were off.Â
It took about fifteen minutes to get to the bar Boone had been going on about all day. He insisted they served the best chicken wings in all of Tulsa. Tyler would be the judge of that.Â
The parking lot was relatively fullâ but not surprisingly so for a Saturday night.Â
âIf you have more than three drinks, youâre ridinâ back with Dani, you understand?â Tyler said to Boone as the five of them walked into the bar together. âIâm not havinâ you get sick in my truck for a second time.â
âWhatever you say, Dad,â Boone said sarcastically. âIâm gonna mark my territory at the pool tableâ let âem know weâre next. Grab me whateverâs on tap, will ya?â
He didnât even wait for Tylerâs confirmation before darting off, Dani and Dexter on his tail.Â
Meanwhile, Tyler and Lilly made their way to the bar to order for everyone else. âMan, heâs full of it today,â he muttered once they reached the counter.Â
âYeah, well. Weâre all a little restless,â Lilly admitted. âItâs been a long few weeks without much action. Booneâs kinda like a puppy. Except instead of walks he needs adrenaline rushes and excessive fun. Tonightâll be good for him.âÂ
Tyler chuckled as he turned to check where the bartender was at. Except, as soon as he did, his elbow collided with the person beside him.Â
âSorryââ he said quickly, eyes wandering down.Â
His words caught in his mouth at the sight of an unfamiliar, but beautiful girl. You were gazing back up at him with equal surprise, mouth hung open slightly.Â
âIâm sorry,â he repeated.Â
âThatâs okay,â you answered quickly. âI was standinâ too close.âÂ
âNo other way to really do it in here it seems,â he said.Â
You smiled sweetly. âI knowâ itâs never this busy here, even on the weekends.â
âYou come here a lot?â he asked, just trying to keep the conversation going.Â
âI wouldnât say a lot, but enough. Any time I have a hankering for some wings.â
Tyler adjusted his body so that he was facing you entirely now. He was boxing Lilly outâ but sheâd understand. Especially after she got a look at how gorgeous you were. âYou know, my buddy said they were good. I didnât entirely believe him. But if you say soâŚâ
âYouâre gonna trust a total stranger over your buddy?â you asked teasingly.Â
Tyler tilted his head to the side. âIf you met my buddy, youâd understand why. You know weâre all gonna play some pool in a bit if you wanted toââ
âHey Y/N, there you are!â Tyler heard someone say, cutting him off. He watched as your head snapped around. A manâ tall with broad shoulders and black hair, was pushing through the crowd towards you.Â
âI gotta go,â you said to Tyler quickly, instantly causing his shoulders to fall. âHave a good night.â
âYeah, you too,â he grumbled. He turned back towards the bar to avoid seeing you reunite with who he supposed was probably your boyfriend.Â
âDonât sweat it, T,â Lilly said, clapping him on the back. âYouâll get the next one.â
Tyler rolled his eyes, kicking himself for letting himself get his hopes up over a stupid, two minute conversation.Â
Once he and Lilly got everyoneâs drinks, the pair of them made their way back towards the pool table which Boone had successfully taken over. No time was wasted before Boone was insisting the pair play.Â
To Tylerâs absolute dismayâ he really did suck.Â
He lost three games in a row before finally calling it quits. He opted to sit at a high top table with Dexter, watching Lilly and Boone compete instead.Â
Tyler was just about to throw down the last of his beer when suddenly, he felt an arm loop through his. He turned to tell who he assumed was Dani, that theyâd had way too much to drink, but before he could, a voice (that certainly didn't match Daniâs) rang out.Â
âHi baby, there you are!â Â
Dexter, who was sitting across from Tyler, glanced at him surprised.Â
Tyler looked to his left and locked eyes with the same girl from the bar earlier. Except now, she was gazing at Tyler desperately. Without warning and before Tyler could even react, you leaned closer to him.Â
In a hurried whisper, you spoke so that only Tyler could hear. âThereâs a guy over there. I keep asking him to, but he wonât leave me aloneâ can you just pretend to know me so that heâll go away?â
Then, you press your lips to the side of Tylerâs cheek quickly, like it was a gesture the two of you had shared thousands of times. You continued holding on to his arm, your eyes wildly trying to communicate how terrified you clearly were, as you looked pleadingly at him to help you.Â
Tylerâs face broke out into a huge grin as he, with absolutely no hesitation, took on the role of boyfriend for a complete stranger. He wiggled his arm out of your grasp and instead wound it around your waist, pulling you tightly into his side.Â
You were taken aback by how secure and safe you suddenly felt.Â
âIâve been looking all over for you,â Tyler replied. He could visibly see the look of relief that washed over your face once you realized he had decided to play along.Â
Tyler tugged at your hip, indicating that he wanted you to lean in closer. You took his hint and tilted your head towards him. Â
âWhich guy is it?â he asked discreetly.Â
âRed shirt, black hair,â you mumbled quietly. It was only then that you notice the other man sharing the table with your rescuer. You offered him an apologetic smile, hoping that he was intuitive enough to pick up on the cues youâd been dropping. Â
Next you noticed the rest of his group scattered around the pool table. Initially, they were in the middle of a game when you came over, but now, their attention had shifted. You glanced at the beautiful girl with tanned skin and long, braided hair, holding a pool stick. She offered you a small, but cautious smile. You hoped it wasnât her boyfriend you were currently draped over. Then, thereâs another guyâ with messy black hair topped with an old, worn ball cap. He had a confused look on his face, but when the girl leaned over and whispered something in his ear, his eyes lit up in understanding.Â
The man you were clinging to rubbed your hip bone gently with his thumb. The sensation sent sparks across the entire surface of your skin. You wondered if he even realized he was doing it. Â
Youâd seen him at the bar earlier and had gotten a good, gut feeling about his demeanor. He seemed genuine and kindâ even though youâd only managed about a two minute conversation with him before the man whoâd been following you around all night came back. It wasnât until after you darted off that you realized you should have just explained what was going on right then and there.Â
Youâd realized he was handsome earlier, but this was the first time youâd gotten a good look at him up close, now that your nerves had calmed down and you felt like you were able to breathe again. You wanted to give yourself a pat on the back, because it seemed like youâd chosen the best looking man in the entire bar, if not world, to be your pretend boyfriend. He had distinct featuresâ a strong jaw, tanned skin, and eyes so green, it made you feel like spring was blooming. His brows were furrowed into a firm line as he scoured the bar nonchalantly, looking for the man who had led you to him. You felt grateful that this complete stranger cared enough to help you out. Â
âThat him?â he asked, nodding in the direction he wanted you to look.Â
You turned your head and watched in dismay as the creepy man from earlier approached.Â
âShitâ yes.â
âI got ya, donât worry,â he murmured gently. âCan I help you?â he asked, turning once the man was within earshot.Â
He stopped in his tracks, eyes glued to you. âI was jusâ lookinâ for her,â the man said, words slurring together.Â
âAnd what use do you have for my girlfriend?â he challenged, grip around your waist tightening.Â
âSorry manâ she didnât tell me she had a boyfriend.â
âBut she did tell you to leave her alone, right?â
âYeah, jusâ thought she was playinâ hard to get. You know how these girls can beââ
âNo, I donât actually,â Tyler said. âI think if she said leave her alone⌠you should probably leave her alone.â
The man put his hands up in surrender. âEasy man, I didnât mean any harm by it. Like I said, I didnât realize she was taken.â
âI donât think youâre getting itââ Tyler said, standing up from his chair to face the man. You were surprised by how cold you felt without his hand around your waist.Â
âYou donât get to just choose to respect her now that you know she has a boyfriend.âÂ
âYou tryinâ to start something here, man?â The guy narrowed his beady eyes.Â
âWhy? You offerin?â Tyler took another step forward, anger surging in his chest faster than he anticipated. Â
âMight be,â the man said, meeting Tyler halfway. The two were face to face nowâ things were escalating.Â
But before things could get out of hand, the guy from behind the pool table hurried over. âEasy, Tââ he placed a hand on his shoulder before facing the guy. âWhy donât you just back off, man? Get outta here.â
âYeah, câmonââ two more people from his group stepped forward. Like a small army, you thought. All stepping up to protect youâ a total stranger.Â
There was a brief moment where the man studied the scene before him. Then, like he realized that taking on the four people defending you was a bad idea, he backed off.Â
âWhatever, sheâs not worth it anyway,â he said, throwing you one, final nasty glare before turning and stalking off.Â
You didnât realize youâd been holding your breath until you saw him walk out the front door. Only when it snapped shut behind him were you able to exhale a shaky sigh. Â
That guyâs been following me all night. I thought I could handle it, but then he got really mad when I wouldnât let him give me a drink,â you said shakily.Â
âWhat a creep,â one of them said.Â
âThank you so muchââ you said, utterly relieved. Then, you introduced yourself to the table of people youâd abruptly intruded upon.Â
âDonât mention it, glad we could help. Iâm Tyler.âÂ
The others had gathered around the table now and each introduced themselves as well.Â
âYou were right to trust your gut,â Dani said, offering you a reassuring nod.Â
âYeah, who knows what that creep mightâve stuck in your drink.â
You shivered at the thought.Â
âWell, I guess Iâm glad I crashed your table then,â you smiled, turning to Tyler. For more than one reason, you thought, taking in the sweet laughter lines around his eyes and full lips. You caught yourself staring and forcibly looked away. You werenât even drunk, but Tyler made your head spin. Â
âAnyways, I should go,â you said quickly. You had to remind yourself of the circumstances. Youâd practically mauled Tyler in front of his friends and forced him to get into a brawl in the middle of the bar. And no matter how breathtakingly attractive you found him, there was no denying the fact that this entire situation was awkward and uncomfortable. You cleared your throat. âIâm really sorry for intruding, thank you again.â Â
Tyler was still entirely dumbstruck, even as you walked away. It was like his brain couldnât keep up with whatever the hell just happened. He watched as you disappeared through the crowd of people.Â
âDude, what the hell are you doing?â Dani spoke up. Â
âHuh?â Tyler turns towards them.Â
âShe was into you, Tyler.â
He wasnât sure he heard them right. The bar was loud and Tylerâs mind wasnât working properly tonight, thanks to you and whatever perfume youâd been wearing.Â
Lilly nodded her head in agreement, âAnd if I had to guess by the drool on your chin, Iâd say you were into her too.âÂ
Feeling a little ganged up on, Tyler just stares at his team in disbelief. âI donâtâ I donât know what youâre talking about.â
Boone shook his head and chuckled as he walked back towards the pool table. âMan, I have neverâ in our entire ten years of friendship, seen a girl leave Tyler Owens speechlessâ this one might be special folks,â Boone chuckled.Â
âGo after her, you dummy,â Lilly said.Â
âAnd do what?â Tyler asked.Â
Dani scoffed, âTalk to herâ invite her back to the tableâ literally anything but let her just walk away, you idiot.â
Slightly offended, but more motivated, Tyler stood up from the table and finally took the last sip of his beer. It was warm, but he used it as a final attempt at some liquid courage, before striding off after you. The crowd of people was thick, but he was confident that no matter where you were, youâd stand out. Â
Sure enough, he spotted you across the bar. You had left your glass on the counter and were currently shifting through your bag, looking for something. Tyler took a deep breath before walking over. Â
He called your name, which he was proud to now know, causing you to look up from your things. Â
âTyler, hey,â you said, unable to hide the surprised smile that crept across your face. Â
âSo that was pretty weird, huhââ Tyler tried to swallow the lump in his throat, but all he did was realize how dry his mouth was.Â
You bit your lip, âYeah, Iâm really sorry about that. I didnât mean to make it weirdâ I justâ I was scared. He was so creepy, and you just looked like youâd make a good fake dateâŚâÂ
Oh my god, what were you saying? You were rambling, like you always did when you were nervous. You took another sip of your drink, wishing it was something stronger.Â
But a smirk crept up on Tylerâs face, like he could tell you were floundering.Â
âOh yeah?â His voice was playful. âAnd how do you think Iâd be as a real date?â
Butterflies ran rampant in your stomach as you clenched down on your jaw, trying to play it cool. But it was hard to remain casual when you were pretty sure Tyler was asking you out.Â
Your voice was hitched slightly higher than normal when you responded, âI think Iâd like to find out sometime.â
Tyler flashed his white teeth in a stunning smile before nodding back towards the table heâd just come from. âHow about we start now? I got a hankering for some wings, what do you say I get us a plate to share?â
With no hesitation, you reached for his outstretched hand.Â
âShould we eat before or after I kick your ass at pool?â you smiled sweetly.Â
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SORRY IF THIS IS TOO LONG EL forgeting about my last idea since its kind of generic (this one is also but whateverrrrrhahahsg)
so you know Starfire is an alien right?(tamaranean) how about something where reader is a sort of alien too? (x damian too bc im starting to hyper fixate on him) and like they meet as Damian does patrolling/a mission, kind of how Dick and Star met!!
ill leave if up to there and if you like it!! ANYWAY HI EL!!
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I was gonna finish writing the vampire!Jason prompt but I saw this and immediately fell into a fugue state instead. When I came out, it was with this. I hope you like it đŠˇ
Flight of Fancy
Damian Wayne x Winged!Reader
Featuring: language barriers (gibberish), a shoulder wound, and a kiss.
It had started out as a routine track-and-report mission. Damian was supposed to investigate the suspicious cargo shipments in Gotham Harbor, try to figure out what was being delivered, and come back to the Cave with his findings.
Tim's bet was human trafficking. Dick's was illegal arms dealing. Jason's was drugs. Damian guessed poaching. Bruce wanted them to stop making bets about what horrible thing of the week was going on and please focus on getting the task done.
(Bruce was just upset that he wasn't allowed to bet anymore because he kept winning.)
As the night drags on and the boredom starts to creep in, Damian wonders if the ship sitting on the loading dock is actually conducting legal business for once. It wouldn't be the first time it's happened, and it would mean less follow-up work to do.
"Red Robin," Damian mutters into his comm, "there's been no activity for three hours. I'm about to declare this endeavor a wasted one and return to base."
"Copy," Tim says in his ear. "There's no spooky stuff happening on the computer, either. Give it ten more minutes and then come back."
"Understood." Damian shifts on his perch â an unsurveilled roof of a tailoring shop â and casts his gaze along the area for the thousandth time that night.
Cold, choppy waters, devoid of any suspicious activity. Dock workers walking around and doing their jobs as they chatter and whistle amongst each other, devoid of any suspicious activity. The cargo ship that docked an hour ago, devoid of any suspicious â
Well. It wasn't suspicious until he realized that the distant ringing he's heard all night wasn't interference from the dinky, little radio one of the workers has been using to blast old, jazzy tunes, but a shrill crying noise coming from the ship. A normal person wouldn't even be able to detect it, but years of training with the League taught Damian to filter and identify any and all noises he picks up automatically.
"Red Robin. I've identified a potential trafficking situation. Stand by."
"Copy. Standing by," Tim says. "Ready to dispatch EMTs on your word and receive that fifty bucks when you get back."
"Yeah, yeah," he grunts, grappling down the building and taking cover in the shadows, maneuvering his way around the harbor men and onto the ship without a sound.
The closer he gets, the louder the crying becomes. He can tell it's just one person making the sound, and that they seem to be locked in one of the titanium crates on the back of the ship. It's child's play to locate the right one and pop the lock open with the small hand laser from his tool bag.
The second it's gone the lid flies open, and Damian gets knocked down by someone he can only describe as ethereal.
You are a collection of stand-out features. Glowing, bright eyes. A wild mane of hair. Well-tailored, form fitting robes. And a huge, breathtaking pair of white wings, that unfurl from your back and shake out into their full width with barely a whisper of sound.
You're bleeding, Damian realizes belatedly. You're bleeding gold. It drips from a wound in your shoulder, running down the sleeve of your robe and soaking the fabric. Small beads trail down your fingertips and stain his chest where you're using your weight to pin him to the ground.
"Whoa," he mutters, because that's the only thing in his mind. Just. Whoa.
You furrow your brow and glare at him, muttering something in a dialect he doesn't understand. The confusion on his face must be evident, because you quickly become frustrated.
"Ira neshmi le-hyr!" You demand, waving the wrist of your other hand in his face, which has a LexCorp-branded tracking bracelet on it. There are faint scratch marks around the skin where you obviously tried to pry the device off.
"Robin? What's the situation? Am I dispatching EMT?" Tim's voice sounds in his ear, startling Damian into taking full stock of the situation again. He blinks a few times, picking up on bootsteps approaching his location, your increasing franticness from where you're knelt above him, and the riskiness of what he's about to do.
"No EMTs," Damian says, reaching for the handheld laser again. He holds it up for you to see, then gestures to your wrist.
You hesitate for only a moment, then offer him your arm and watch him slice the bracelet off and pocket it. With a quick sleight of band, he presses a tracker of his own into the sleeve of your robes, then urges you to get off him.
"Bad people are coming," he says, gesturing to the shadows of figures he can see getting closer. "You should come with me. I can get you somewhere safe."
You stare at him like you don't understand what he's saying. He lets out a frustrated sigh. There's no time for this.
"Me. You. Come with me. That way." He gestures to you, then himself, then points in the direction of the Bat Cave with urgency.
Your eyes dart to where he points, then you nod. He's about to try to figure out how to pantomime you tucking your wings in so you can sneak around better, but you stride forward, wrap your arms around his waist, and use them to take off into the air. Damian clings to you and yelps, drawing the attention of the men on the ship. There's a cacophony of shouting down below that quickly grows faint the farther away you fly.
"The package is escaping!! Someone call the boss!"
"Do we shoot it down?"
"No, you idiot! We need it alive! We'll track it down â"
The rest of their words are lost to the wind. Damian holds onto you with white knuckles and refuses to look down. It's too dark and too smoggy in Gotham to look up at the stars, so the only other thing to observe is you.
If he thought you were stunning on the ground, you're something else in the air. The wind pushes your hair around and out of your face, revealing small markings around your cheeks and eyes. The light your wings catch makes them almost glitter with every beat as you propel the two of you onward. Briefly, you travel over a more illuminated section of the city, which make your eyes look like little constellations.
He's utterly captivated.
"Nirr'm? Luola stesh?" You try to ask him, directing your gaze to him. Damian has no idea how to answer a question he can't understand, so he just points to the ground.
You scan around for a secluded spot to land and gently coast to the ground, setting him down. Damian locks his knees to keep them from buckling and takes several slow, deep breaths.
"I can't understand you," he says after a moment. You furrow your brows again. "And based on your expression, it's vice-versa."
"Robin, come in!" Tim says in his ear, and, oh, he'd forgotten that he stopped responding for ten minutes. "I'm tracking your location and it says you're four miles away from the harbor? What's your status? Do I need to send Batman in for backup?"
"Negative, do not send backup. Don't send EMTs, either."
"You said there was a trafficking situation?"
"Yeah," Damian says, "metahuman trafficking. Don't send anyone until I can figure out how to communicate that they wouldn't be a threat."
"Communicate? What, they don't speak any of the thousand languages you know?"
Damian doesn't respond.
"Oh, shit. Okay. Standing by."
While he'd been talking to Tim, you had inched your way closer and closer to Damian. When he focuses on you again, he almost flinches back after finding you less than a foot away. You perk up when you notice him give you attention and lift your hands up, curling them around his shoulders.
"Um," he mutters, "what are you doing?"
"De-ad'nin," you say, leaning closer. Your eyes don't leave his. "Hmnik?"
"I don't...I can't understand you," he says again. You're waiting for him to do something, he can tell that much. He just doesn't know what you want.
You lean in even more, practically sharing breath. Damian can feel his cheeks warming, but curiosity overwhelms the impropriety, so he doesn't move away. You seem to take this as some sort of permission.
Closing the gap, you press your mouth to his, and Damian freezes.
Soft, he thinks. Your lips are soft. His hands twitch at his sides as he fights the urge to grab your waist, but you have no such reservations as you press yourself practically flush against him and prod at the seam of his mouth with your tongue. A frankly embarrassing whine leaves him, but Damian relents and starts kissing you back with the same level of enthusiasm you show him. Even though his gloves, he can tell that your hair is ridiculously soft as he runs his fingers through it. He's briefly lost in a flurry of sensations, overwhelmed by you, and just when blood starts redirecting itself to other places, you pull away again and clear your throat.
"You helped me," you murmur, slowly and steadily, like you're testing out the words as you say them. "You set me free. Thank you."
"...you're...welcome?" Damian pants, his mind still a little gooey. "Wait, that's English. You're â did you kiss me to learn English?"
"I did," you smile. "I needed to convey my gratitude in your common tongue. I hope I didn't offend you."
Offend was definitely not the word to use. He gently pulls his hands from your hair, but you make no move to separate, so he settles them on your waist instead.
"You're wounded," he says, tipping his head in the direction of your shoulder. The bleeding has slowed, but not stopped. "Let me take you somewhere to get that wrapped."
"Take me where?" You ask. "Not back to the laboratory?"
"No." He doesn't know what lab you're talking about, but he knows he would never willingly put you back in Luthor's hands. "A cave. It has a medical ward where you can have that cut stitched closed."
You seem to give it some thought, idly playing with the hair at the nape of Damian's neck. It takes so much more effort than he anticipates not to melt into it. Your bare skin against his almost burns. You're exceptionally warm, near-feverish.
"Yes," you eventually agree. "You are..." You tilt your head as you search for the right words to use. "Trustworthy. I will go with you there."
Damian relaxes. He presses a finger to his comm.
"Red Robin, send the Batmobile to my location for extraction. I'm bringing the metahuman to the Batcave."
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