#fez's asks 🚸

[detective-fez]

What are your thoughts on Lord Hater?

oh dude.... THAT bonehead? from what I can tell on the news he's a real card, always running around with his army trying to catch that wander guy. he seems like a dork, dork EXTREME.

[detective-fez]

niceeeeeeee I like a good burger, my favorite is ummm.... anything

do you have a favorite food? 0-)

Yes. A Hamburger....

[detective-fez]

Tho secret admirer would've asked you to go to Hater's secret party next weekend. I would've treated you the best punch we can find there (platonically)

oh????? ME????? you. want to ask... me?? sorry, did I get that right??? are you joking?? serious?? yeah, yeah! I'd go, definitely, absolutely, without a doubt. sure. yeah. I mean, yeah. sure. yeah... what?? yeah! UM YEAH, let's go??? yeah. okay!!!

[detective-fez]

What if it's a premonition because if you choose both William will die in a hockey riot in a few decades?

????? WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? HE ISN'T GONNA DIE WHAT. WHAT. WHAT?? oh grop. I NEARLY THREW MY PHONE AT THIS ASK NEVER SAY THIS AGAIN HORRIBLE ASK OH GROP

[detective-fez]

just find better friends

?? who likes me other than william, everybody wants to beat me up

[detective-fez]

.....yeah. totally

can you do a backflip or no

Yes. Can you?

[detective-fez]

hi fez I just drew you for the first time I hope you like it

I like it young man but why are you drawing me wirh boogers in my eye?? I DON'T HAVE BOOGERS!!!!!

[detective-fez]

You sure Peepers isn't the pregnant one?

I hope not. abort it!

[detective-fez]

im starting to not like hockey as much

[detective-fez]

Stop picking fights with people! Focus on your career and potential relationship!

sorry (_)

[detective-fez]

So how's your schedule looking? My next opening is 4 am next Wednesday.

OH YEAH? I'M GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE!!! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A NICE WALK IN THE PARK!!! 💪💪💪

[detective-fez]

Hows life on the skull ship 💔

it's fun, I guess, gay too, so that's a plus, thought they'd feed me grapes upon my arrival cuz im SOOOO lovely but no fruits here 💔💔💔💔 well other than the watchdogs

[detective-fez]

Dude... your boss on tumblr, don't forget that

😁... I don't think she really... cares. besides, im her most valuable employee!

[detective-fez]

how's fishing going? if you're on your phone I guess not very well?...

SORRY NO IRS GOING WELL I think. he's really nice but I'm being really stupid 👎 I feel like.... dumb.... embarrassed cuz im being super awkward. something about me, I don't know how to fish, AT ALL, I kept dropping the lewers, I got grossed out at the worms, and I kept casting my line too short. he's all like... "it's fine fez!" but... I'm awful at this

[detective-fez]

Late thirties isn’t even old...

yeah? and how old are you?

[detective-fez]

Peepers will punch you so hard that you'll lose all of your looks

I don't care