#fez's asks 🚸

[detective-fez]

What are your thoughts on Lord Hater?

oh dude.... THAT bonehead? from what I can tell on the news he's a real card, always running around with his army trying to catch that wander guy. he seems like a dork, dork EXTREME.

[detective-fez]

niceeeeeeee I like a good burger, my favorite is ummm.... anything

do you have a favorite food? 0-)

Yes. A Hamburger....

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Tho secret admirer would've asked you to go to Hater's secret party next weekend. I would've treated you the best punch we can find there (platonically)

oh????? ME????? you. want to ask... me?? sorry, did I get that right??? are you joking?? serious?? yeah, yeah! I'd go, definitely, absolutely, without a doubt. sure. yeah. I mean, yeah. sure. yeah... what?? yeah! UM YEAH, let's go??? yeah. okay!!!

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hi fez I just drew you for the first time I hope you like it

I like it young man but why are you drawing me wirh boogers in my eye?? I DON'T HAVE BOOGERS!!!!!

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What if it's a premonition because if you choose both William will die in a hockey riot in a few decades?

????? WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? HE ISN'T GONNA DIE WHAT. WHAT. WHAT?? oh grop. I NEARLY THREW MY PHONE AT THIS ASK NEVER SAY THIS AGAIN HORRIBLE ASK OH GROP

[detective-fez]

.....yeah. totally

can you do a backflip or no

Yes. Can you?

[detective-fez]

Will should be jealous that you will go drink coffee with some guy named Norman then 🙄

oh yeag... tru doe... not really fair then... but that guy he's talking to 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 my intuition... alarm bells...

[detective-fez]

just find better friends

?? who likes me other than william, everybody wants to beat me up

[detective-fez]

The ghosts are going to get you if you keep dissing them

yeah, when pigs fly

[detective-fez]

You sure Peepers isn't the pregnant one?

I hope not. abort it!

[detective-fez]

draw will and tag him… he probably doesn't know you can draw yet

LOOK WILLIAM. I DREW US. @william-loves-fishing

[detective-fez]

im starting to not like hockey as much

[detective-fez]

Stop picking fights with people! Focus on your career and potential relationship!

sorry (_)

[detective-fez]

So how's your schedule looking? My next opening is 4 am next Wednesday.

OH YEAH? I'M GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE!!! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A NICE WALK IN THE PARK!!! 💪💪💪

[detective-fez]

@eyeballcommander that fritz guy, am I right? hilariously stupid

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@william-loves-fishing

Fez, important question... Do you think I look better with or without a wig? I was starting to think that people find my wig ugly... (>)"

I would kiss you if you looked like an eldrich horror 🤤🤤, do what makes you happy, babe 🫶