#feel free to add anything you'd like to this theory

[wandussyfantasy]

The Ménage À Trois

Summary: After making a joke, Reader sparks an idea in Natasha and Wanda's mind that the three quickly act on. College AU.

Parings: WandaNat x Reader

Word Count: 2.5k

Warnings: smut, 18+ ONLY, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT DO NOT READ, switch!Wanda, switch!reader, switch!Natasha, bi!Wanda, lesbian!Natasha, gender not specified but reader has a penis, teasing, creampie, oral, fingering, threesome.

“Do you know why there is that rumor that bisexuals can't sit correctly in a chair?” Natasha says while she scrolls through her phone after seeing yet another meme about the topic on social media.

“No but as a bisexual, I can confirm that the rumor is true,” Wanda replies as she joins your side on the sofa. The three of you were hanging out together in the living room of Wanda and Natasha’s off campus apartment. The girls were roommates and you have been seeing Wanda for a few months now.

“Huh, you'll have to sit on my face and show me sometime,” you say with a suggestive grin. Wanda shoves your shoulder at your crude comment.

“No, no, I think Y/n has a point. I’d like to test that theory out too,” Natasha sits up in her seat, setting her phone down.

You raise your eyebrows with intrigue, “Are you suggesting a ménage à trois?”

“Unbelievable,” Wanda shakes her head as she considers the idea. It was certainly stirring something up inside of her, but she wasn't quite sure if she wanted to cross that line with her friend. Sure, the two have drunkenly kissed in the past. But this would be a conscious decision for the first time. It could effect their friendship.

“Why not?” Natasha presses.

“You’re a lesbian,” Wanda quickly points out.

“So?” Natasha is confused with what that has to do with anything.

“Y/n h-has a penis and it’s pretty big,” Wanda remarks, causing you to grin proudly. You confirm it. “And we wouldn't want them to feel left out,” she adds.

“I’m still willing to participate,” Natasha smirks, causing her roommate to get flustered as she runs out of reasons to shut this down. “But, if you don't want to, I'll drop it. Although, judging by that rising tent, Y/n might not,” she laughs as she points out your bulge that you do nothing to cover up.

Wanda looks down to see the evidence of the erection herself and the thought that you were so turned on by the idea made her feel more comfortable about doing this. She knew you wouldn't make her do anything she didn't want to. But lately, if you didn't hide the fact that something got you going, she no longer cared if it was something she would have rejected in the past. There was a lot of gratification for her in giving into your sexual desires. Wanda licks her lip and reaches down to stroke your cock. You hum your delight but stop her.

“Wanda, we don't have to. Really,” you give her the out as well but she puts her hand back on your bulge to rub you through your jeans. “Fuck,” you gasp out.

“I want to,” Wanda says, “let's do it.” She looks over at Natasha and beckons her over with her finger. The redhead crawls over like a wild cat hunting its prey. Wanda hooks her finger under Natasha's chin to pull her in for a kiss. The two smile as they pull away and you cannot believe the sight. When you first met Natasha, you never thought you'd find her attractive, but seeing her kiss your girlfriend did something for you.

Wanda lets go of her friend and turns to kiss you. It's a slow deep kiss as she continues to play with your erection. Feeling uncomfortable in the tightening jeans you start to undo your belt but Natasha stops you. “Let me,” she says and takes over undressing you. She undoes your belt, unbuttons your jeans, and when she pulls the zipper down, the head of your cock is poking out from the waistband of your boxers. There is precum leaking from the tip, causing the light fabric to darken.

You help the girls out by pulling the jeans and underwear off yourself. Letting your cock free to spring up. Natasha makes a surprised sound. She's seen a dick before. At a few frat parties where the guys brag about their sizes and then contradict themselves well into the party once they're completely drunk and believe dropping their pants is hilarious. And being an open lesbian on social media with a high following, she's received many direct messages with disappointing dick pics claiming they can make her straight. But never has she found a penis to be sexually appealing until right now. She licks her lips in anticipation.

Wanda loves your cock, she can never get enough of it and she is eager to have it inside of her again. With slow strokes, she uses your precum as a light layer of lube. You pull your shirt off, feeling weird leaving it on. “Do you want to try,” Wanda offers to her friend. Natasha nods as she continues to watch the experienced girl before giving it a try herself. You make a noise and roll your head back against the couch when her unfamiliar hand comes in contact with your cock. Wanda adds to your pleasure as she plays with your balls. Increasing your pleasure considerably.

When you open your eyes again, you are rewarded with the sight of the two women kissing again as they play with you. This time the kiss isn't so shy. You can tell this isn't their first time and it causes you to involuntarily thrust a couple of times in their hands. “Okay,” you grab both of their wrists, “I won't last long with you two.” The admission makes them giggle as you pull them off of you. Natasha wastes no time in crawling over you as she chases your girlfriend's lips and lays on top of her. You take initiative and pull Natasha's yoga pants off and bite your lip at the sight of her thong. “May I,” you ask.

Natasha giggles, “You don't have to ask. I've already consented.” You don't argue with that statement and you pull her thong aside as you dip your middle finger in her warm tight hole.

“Have you ever been penetrated with a dildo or strap-on before,” you ask out of curiosity. The idea of you being the first penis to enter this woman makes your cock twitch again. You already knew that a natural penis has never entered her. She has admitted that on several occasions.

Natasha pulls out of the kiss with Wanda again to answer your question but the brunette is distracting with trailing her lips down her neck. “Um, no, I've never needed to use toys before,” that was something she used to brag about but now she realizes that she is nowhere near ready for your size. You nod as you add your index finger. While you work on her bottom half, Wanda is tending to her top half. She pulls the tank top and the sports bra off so she can have the perky titties that she had often thought about in her mouth. She would often compliment her friend's chest by saying how jealous she was of their size and shape. But she would really be dreaming about having them in her mouth and now she finally can. Natasha is moaning from the overwhelming sensations as you start to lick her pussy while still fingering her and Wanda plays with her breasts.

The two of you made quite the team. Natasha is shaking from an orgasm within seconds. Wanda holds her through it and whispers sweet nothings as you collect all of Natasha's juices from the event. When she has settled down, you make sure she's watching when you have Wanda sucking her fluids from your fingers. Your girlfriend kisses the other woman again as soon as she is done.

“Your turn,” you tell Wanda. She smiles as she undresses herself.

“Lay down,” she tells you so that she can sit on your face. Natasha moves out of the way so you have enough room on the couch and Wanna stands as she waits. Once you're comfortable, Wanda climbs on top of you so that she can sit on your face. She is facing Natasha, who is sitting between your legs staring at your erection again. “Do you want to suck it?” she asks playfully as you're eating her out. “I can teach you,” she says and she leans over, giving you more room to work with in the sixty-nine position. Wanda licks your cock all around before she wraps her lips around the sensitive flesh. You moan, causing a pleasurable vibration against her pussy. “Now you try,” Wanda rises back up in the sitting position, playing with her breasts and grinding on your face. “Be mindful of your teeth,” she warns in a moan.

Natasha nods as she takes you in her hands again. She uses both hands to pump you as she prepares herself to have a penis in her mouth for the first time. She licks first, an action she is familiar with. Then she opens her mouth and before she can guide you in, your hips thrust up, entering her without warning. She goes by the sounds you make as she continues to jerk you and suck you off. Wanda's moans are what keep you going until she moves off of your face. She gets Natasha to stop what she is doing as well so that she can have a turn. You take the hint and switch positions with Natasha. The redhead lays down and your girlfriend sits on her face.

Having Natasha's tongue inside of her for the first time was better than anything she could have imagined with years of overhearing satisfied customers. Meanwhile, Natasha is thrilled to taste her best friend for the first time. Wanda asks you to come closer because she wants your cock in her mouth again but you shake your head and tell her to return the favor to Natasha. Your girlfriend gets wetter from the request and dutifully does as she is told. You stand back and admire the two friends eating each other out for the first time. Their moans and the image are intoxicating and you don't know how much longer you'll last.

You start to tease Natasha's entrance with the head of your penis when you get the urge to be inside of her. You couldn't hold out any longer. Wanda continues to tongue the girls clitoris as she watches you. Anxiously waiting to see you stretch her friend out. You push a little bit more, then you pull away. Wanda beckons you back with her finger and this time when you start to enter, she wraps her hand around to help guide your cock until you're all the way in. Wanda's orgasm hits as you start thrusting in and out of Natasha's tight pussy. Wanda removes herself from the equation for a brief moment after Natasha cleans her off so she can watch you fuck her best friend. She lifts the girl up so she can hold her and praise her for how well she is taking your cock. Rewarding her with kisses. You also provide praises as you pick up the pace.

“You have a great pussy, Nat. You're so tight. Thank you for this. You're such a good friend,” you tell her. You lean over and kiss her, she reciprocates it eagerly. Then you move your lips to Wanda's. Your girlfriend pulls away and tells you to back away. You follow her orders.

“Look at how well you take Y/n, Nat,” she says as she points out how far inside of the girl you are. Natasha is too lost to use her words. “Such a good girl.” She grips onto the couch and onto Wanda as she feels herself getting closer. “You’re almost there,” Wanda whispers. Then she looks to you as she can tell that you're close as well. “Hold it Y/n,” she demands. “Don’t cum inside of her. That's all mine.” The statement alone almost makes you bust but you nod and force your brain to think of all of your turn offs.

Natasha squeezes you so tight as she finally goes over the edge and screams her orgasm that it makes it almost impossible not to follow her. But you had to do as Wanda says and you pull out before you release. Natasha is still falling apart after your exit and Wanda is kissing her through it. Natasha has never experienced an orgasm like this before. The combination of the new sensations and having this experience with her best friend and her partner added a whole new layer.

Wanda has you lay down again and requests that Natasha sits on your face this time. Her friend wasn't sure she could move at first after such an intense orgasm but Wanda and you help her into the position and once your tongue is on her especially sensitive pussy, some strength is restored to her body. Wanda is quick to climb onto your cock, she doesn't want you holding on any longer that you already have. As she rides you Natasha pulls her in for a deep and sloppy kiss that she is more than willing to reciprocate until Natasha breaks feeling her third orgasm take over and she collapses against Wanda. The girl giggles as she holds onto her friend.

You keep thrusting into Wanda's pussy as you continue lapping up Natasha's fluids. Proud that you've made the lesbian cum multiple times when she had claimed that you couldn't handle her in bed during moments of banter. The girl removes herself from you before she can accidentally fall to the floor and potentially hurt herself. She hardly makes her way to the recliner she occupied earlier as you and Wanda continue.

Wanda picks up the pace as she feels you pulsing inside of her. “Cum for me,” she tells you. Wasting no time at all, you thrust in her a few more times before you're finally releasing inside of her. Filling her with so much of your cum it starts to leak out of her with your cock still inside. Wanda reaches her climax as she feels your warm fluids shooting inside of her. Neither of you have cum so hard before. Wanda collapses on top of you and places lazy kisses on your chest. “I love you so much,” she mutters.

“I love you too,” you reply breathlessly. Without either of you moving, Wanda feels your cock slip out of her and she whimpers at the loss of having you inside. But her disappointment is quickly replaced with pleasure as she feels Natasha's tongue inside of her again.

“I can't be the only one who cums three times, that's very selfish,” Natasha explains, making you and Wanda laugh. You lazily stroke Wanda's hair as you watch her reach another orgasm through her facial expressions. If you weren't so spent, the idea of Natasha eating your cum out of your girlfriend would have you hard right now. Instead, you hold Wanda's hand as she tightens her grip and comb your fingers through her hair until she is shaking above you.

“That was amazing,” you say and the girls agree.

The End.

[lafayette-paw-arts]

Ok Real Question.

What is with all the circus imagery in Hell? Like Lucifer is obviously a ringleader, and when he's singing with Charlie the background is that of a circus tent (along with a spotlight on her at one point) But there's so many other things!

So there's the obvious ones of the lions and the elephants on the fireplace. Lions and elephants being staples of animals you'd expect to see in a circus.

There is also ringmaster canes above the fireplace. Probably a reference to Lucifer himself, but it still counts as circus imagery.

We've got horses and lions on the walls. Horses also being staples for circus's.

The obvious circus tents on the doors and windows.

With these ones I recognize it's probably a reference to Lucifer, but snake charmers are a thing in a circus too, so it's still on theme, and a sign that says tickets.

Then we get to Lucifer related shit. In this shot along there's circus tent imagery as well as a circus elephant teapot.

We've got a circus tent, then puppets.

A knife thrower board. (See the circled knives)

More circus tent backgrounds from Luci.

And even a spotlight on Charlie during this leap. That pose also seems pretty circus-like in and of itself.

We also have the line "When I tried this all before" from Lucifer.

So my theory/question is, did Lucifer maybe have a circus instead of a hotel when he was trying the same thing? I think yes, and I think even the sins were involved in his attempt at what Charlie is doing now. Let's just look at Helluva Boss.

First things first, circus shit seems to be completely ingrained in hell.

We've literally seen that clowns are so popular that they are basically celebrities, so much so that there's whole competitions that are widely popular to see who the next big clown will be.

Then we have the sins themselves. We've only seen 3 so far (not counting Lucifer if he is the sin of pride)

First we have mr clown himself, Mammon. He's obviously a clown and runs all the clown competitions and clown related shit.

Then we have Bee, let's be honest she's probably supposed to be a beast tamer given her domain seems to be over the hellhounds.

But she could just be a "food stall person" because she's handing out snacks, including the signature of her song, cotton candy, a circus staple.

Now here comes the harder part... Ozzie.

There's no absolutely clear answer as to what he could probably be, I could make many jokes that he's supposed to be the contortionist (which would still work)

We do see silks above his bed, so he could also be a performer who uses aerial silks.

But honestly, I think he's a fire breather, we see flames are a part of his skill set.

And we literally see him blowing fire onto the stick for Fizz to use in his performance. (So he still fits into the theory)

Unfortunately we haven't seen any other sins (again I'm not counting Lucifer for this) So I don't know how they would fit into the theory here.

But I am firmly in the belief that Lucifer did in fact try redemption shit before but with a circus instead of a hotel and the sins helping him, and that would be why circus shit is so ingrained in Hell and why there's circus imagery fucking everywhere. (Tho it is more obvious in Helluva boss)

Thank you for coming to my ted talk XD. I'm glad you stuck around to the end of my little theory here. If anyone has anything they'd want to add or discuss feel free to leave a comment!

[barbi2709]

Soobin with an anime nerd s/o

Disclaimer: This and each of my stories are only fiction and are not intended to offend or make anyone uncomfortable, if this type of content makes you uncomfortable, feel free to leave without resentment :]

Paring: Soobin x gn!reader

A/N: I'm doing this bc it's just a underrated topic here (no bc I'm in my delulu moments and bc im an anime nerd myself, nonono). Also im doing this to get out of a writer block to continue with my other txt series which I haven't even started (loln't)

Our Soobinnie <3

My boy just want someone who gets just as excited as him when they watch anime :(

So when he met you he was so excited to finally meet someone like him.

Once u both started dating, anime dates became a thing really quick.

You going to his place or him going to yours to watch anime.

You both have a list of animes to watch and is endless.

You both promised to never finish an anime that you are currently watching together.

Ok, but the anime dates you have are just so cute :(((((

Like, you both with cozy blankets while cuddling on the couch and watching like 6 chapters on a raw bc neither of you want to stop watching or leave each other.

(I truly believe he would agree to build a pillow fort)

He wouldn't admit it at first but he IS into romance animes.

The most cheesy shit you can find out there, he'd be like 🤮🤮🤮🤮 at first but once you ask him to watch it together my man agrees before he can register his answer.

If you're more into Shonen and seinen, be prepared to an excited Soobin every time a fight scene come to the screen.

You both could be talking for HOURS about theories or making bets about who would win the last battle.

And also be prepared to defend your fav characters from this man *cofcofmegumicofcof*

(If Megumi hater, why so hot?)

But also my man is the type to get a little bit jealous of 2D characters, so whenever you got a new husbando please make sure to reassure him.

(Or tell your sexy bf that the character is ur fav bc they're almost as sexy as him)

Having crisis together at 3 a.m. because of the spoilers for the next anime or manga chapter that you're waiting for.

He comforts you when your fav character dies.

You both cried the shit out of you after the end of snk.

Manga shopping dates are also a thing in your relationship and I swear is the cutest thing ever :(

Like, you want that one limited edition but you think you've bought enough for the day so he bought it for you and leave it at your dorm as a surprise :(

I want him </3

Whenever he's on tour, he tries everything on his power to take you when he's going to Japan.

Or he plans a trip with you to Japan bc one of his life goals is to go with u at least once in his life.

If you can't go to Japan with him he'd buy EVERYTHING for you.

"I saw this Okkotsu plushie and bought it for you"

"I thought you'd like to have a Naruto lamp for your night stand"

:((((((

The members think you both are annoying bc of how nerds you're.

But they are happy that Soobin found someone who shared his same interests.

So now you're just annoyingly cute as a couple.

I feel like he's the one to watch "guess the anime opening challenge" type of videos.

And you both are SO. FUCKING. COMPETITIVE

He's always making rules to got one win

"Let's add the rule that if you also sing the opening you got the point"

"Binnie, you didn't knew the lyrics"

There's also dates when you both are just reading mangas with soft music at the background, no one's talking, just the comfort of each other presence.

You got him to do the Tik Tok trend of Wotakoi hands dance with you during pandemic.

At least in one of his social media accounts he has an anime matching icon with you.

I don't think he'd be into cosplay or going to conventions, but if you ask him enough times he'd be doing anything for you <3.

And that's it, love y'all

[honeysuckleharringtons]

You are invited to:

Hello, lovely people of the internet! I promise I am not dead, just been going through some things lol. On a happier note though, I am so excited to share this little thing with you all!

Idk why but like a week ago I just randomly decided "hey, what better way to celebrate summer than by writing about a certain bat wielding bisexual who takes up every crevice of my mind?" and thus...

IT'S TIME FOR SUMMER CAMP!

The Main Attractions:

Happy Camper - fluff requests

Looking to cuddle with your muse by the fire? Then look no further than "Happy Camper"!

Bow and Arrow - angst requests

Maybe you're looking for something a bit more ouchie? If so, "Bow and Arrow" is right up your alley!

Dear Diary - headcanon requests

Want a quick summer read that's short, sweet, and to the point? Just ask for "Dear Diary"!

I Want S'more:

Cabin Fever - domestic!au

Wanting to spend the day at your vacation home with your muse? Then "Cabin Fever" is the way to go!

Counselors' Lounge - work!au

Do you love a good colleagues to lovers moment? You should ask for "Counselors' Lounge"!

Talent Show - celebrity!au

Have you or your muse always wanted to be a rockstar? Then look no further than "Talent Show"!

Macaroni Necklaces - royalty!au

Perhaps you've always wanted to be treated like the queen you are? Well, "Macaroni Necklaces" should be just right for you!

"Ghost Stories" - fantasy!au

Looking to add a supernatural flare to your blurb? Just ask for "Ghost Stories"!

Past Universes I'm Happy to Write for Again:

Single Dad!Steve

Brew and Me!Steve

Cat Dad!Eddie

Star Boy!Billy

Any other fics you'd like to see spin-offs of, really!

The Rules:

🎒 This event will run through until July 31st! - okay, so the flyer is a bit misleading... but i promise, August will have something just as exciting as this event!

🎒 Send asks to designated blogs! - i think it goes without saying this is a courtesy to me so i don't get posts confused. but if you have any questions about my other blogs, or really anything related to requests, be sure to check my pinned post or just ask me!

🎒 Please be respectful to the blogger and to others! - remember to use your noggin when putting in requests! treat people with kindness always!

🎒 Please be understanding when putting in requests! - i am simply one person who has ebbs and flows in life. while i try to get to everything in a timely manner, i do get overwhelmed sometimes. please be courteous and gracious when putting in requests. i promise i see all of you and try to get to everything as quickly as i can!

Thank you all so much for bearing with me these past few months! I know there are things you're all still waiting (cough cough, B&M ending) but I am thankful that you've all been very patient. I am so thankful for each and every single of you. I wish you all a very happy summer! ⛵️🧡

mutuals! feel free to spread the word if you'd like! no pressure as always! ❤️

@dungeons-are-too-cold @writer-in-theory @rupsmorge @serenity-lattes @stevesmunsons @appocalipse @reputationmunson @sadgirlml @gay-prentiss

dividers: @strangergraphics

[hornyhornyhimbos]

You are invited to:

Hello, friends! Long time, no see! I hope you are all doing well. If not, I hope this gives you at least a little excitement because...

ITS TIME TO MAKE A SPLASH!

The Main Attractions:

The Splash Zone - lighter fics

In the mood for something soft and sweet? Then look no further than "The Splash Zone"!

The Diving Board - darker fics

Perhaps you're in the mood for something a little kinkier? Then 'The Diving Board" will be just right for you!

The Cabana - headcanon requests

Just looking for a quick read? Ask for "The Cabana"!

I Want S'more:

The Pool House - domestic!au

Interested in a day at home with your muse? Then "The Pool House" is right up your alley!

Lifeguard Duty - work!au

Maybe you're looking for a workplace romance? Just ask for "Lifeguard Duty"!

Shades On - celebrity!au

In the mood for lights, camera, and action? Look no further than "Shades On"!

Tan Lines - royalty!au

Have you always wanted to date an actual prince? Just add "Tan Lines" to your request!

Summer Solstice - fantasy!au

Looking for love bites? If you're into the supernatural, then "Summer Solstice" is the way to go!

Past Universes I'm Happy to Write for Again:

Cowboy!Steve Harrington

Inexperienced!Eddie Munson

Rockstar!Eddie Munson

Vampire!Eddie Munson

Supernatural Hunter!Jonathan Byers

Sugar Daddy!Spencer Reid

Bucket List!Spencer Reid

Any other fics you'd like to see spin-offs of, really!

The Rules:

🌊 This event will run through until July 31st! - okay, so the flyer is a bit misleading... but i promise, August will have something just as exciting as this event! Be sure to check out my main blog, @reidsaurora when the time comes!

🌊 Send asks to designated blogs! - i think it goes without saying this is a courtesy to me so i don't get posts confused. but if you have any questions about my other blogs, or really anything related to requests, be sure to check my pinned post or just ask me!

🌊 Please be respectful to the blogger and to others! - remember to use your noggin when putting in requests! treat people with kindness always!

🌊 Please be understanding when putting in requests! - i am simply one person who has ebbs and flows in life. while i try to get to everything in a timely manner, i do get overwhelmed sometimes. please be courteous and gracious when putting in requests. i promise i see all of you and try to get to everything as quickly as i can!

Thank you all so much for bearing with me these past few months! I know I have been very inactive but I really hope to change that soon.

I am so thankful for each and every single of you. Thank you all for always being so supportive! I wish you all a very happy summer! 🥥🤍

mutual sluts! if anyone wants to spread the word, feel free! no pressure, though! 🤍

@dungeons-are-too-cold @rupsmorge @reidsbookclub @writer-in-theory @serenity-lattes @foxy-eva @reidselle @espressomunson @reputationmunson @munsonsbtch

dividers: @strangergraphics

[mandibuzz-unsolved]

Welcome to Mandibuzz Unsolved! Where I, Bianca (she/her), and my co-host Blue (she/they/he), talk about the spookiest and bizarre unsolved mysteries on the internet.

While I'm a believer of all the paranormal and strange- some of you have to be lying, Giratina isn't real.

... my partner isn't.

These mysteries can range from chatting about mythical Pokémon that may or may not exist to unsolved murder mysteries.

This blog will contain potentially disturbing content. Subjects like death, descriptions of violence, kidnapping and abuse, will come up on this blog. Please block tags accordingly!

Pkmn Unsolved Dire (graphic deaths, gore)

Pkmn Unsolved High (kidnapping, odd deaths, stalking)

Pkmn Unsolved Medium (disappearances, distressing situations)

There's bound to be overlap between the given examples; they're broad so people can tag block if they wish to see only more lighthearted stuff! We will still be using warning tags as per usual.

Sometimes we'll just by talking about legends behind certain Pokémon and tall tales, won't be all gloom! But view discretion is otherwise advised.

If there's any case you'd like to see us discuss, please send us an ask! We'd love to gather up information.

(OOC CUT)

Hey! While this blog is running as if there's two people, there is currently just one adult mod (24). I'm open to adding another mod 🙏

Blog will be primarily in Bianca's words, but anything in blue text is... well, Blue! Bianca and Blue have zero relation to canon rivals.

Please try to keep with the fun with the blog! If Blue says Mew isn't real and you say "you're an idiot, here's a picture of my pet mew" I'm probably going to ignore you. "Mew is totally real I saw it when I was five" on the other hand is fine.

Other than all that, please feel free to send me fake cases for me to make things up about! You're also free to go "Did you hear about this theory?" And add onto things :D

You can also just question Bianca and Blue as characters.

[splatoon-countdown]

(While outdated since the DLC is now out, I'm too lazy to make a new pinned)

Hello! I was curious to see just how long we'll have to wait for Side Order, so I looked up the day that Spring 2024 starts (March 19th) and the day it ends (June 20th) for the very least and very most amount of days to wait for it. That's ignoring the possibility of delays, of course. This is how I will be calculating countdowns until we get a firm release date.

UPDATE: We got a firm release date!!! February 22nd, 2024!!

Scheduled countdowns should be posted at Noon; 12:30 PM EST, but may be posted at other times due to various circumstances (me forgetting or something like that.)

In the meantime, I'll reblog various theories, art posts, and news relating to Splatoon, especially Side Order. If you'd only like the see the countdown, I've included a list of tags and what they correspond to under the cut. Also, feel free to send asks talking about Side Order! I love to theorize and discuss all things Splatoon!

Our in-game Splatoon 3 pool is "SideOrderCountdown" ! Come join us!

Tags:

#side order spoilers The big one. Any posts containing spoilers for Side Order will be tagged with this.

#not a countdown Tag for everything besides countdowns. Some posts (such as this one) will be exceptions.

#fun stuff A tag for fun things, such as polls, discussions, etc!

#featured artwork Reblogs of art posts will be tagged with this. If I happen to post my own art alongside a countdown, it will not get this tag.

#theories Posts, including reblogs, of theories will be tagged with this. • #side order duo theory Posts about Side Order Duo Theory. View the tag for more info!

#news Posts about new information about Splatoon in general. For example, I will reblog any posts that mirror content from the official Splatoon Twitter.

#pinned Posts that are or were previously pinned posts.

Will probably add more eventually as time goes on! By the way, if you notice any mistakes or errors anywhere, please don't be afraid to tell me! This includes wrong numbers on posts, glitches in the blog's custom theme, or anything else like that!

By the way, whenever I search the tag for art to reblog on mobile, it's very tedious. If you have art you'd like me to reblog here, send me a link and I will!

[inklyqueen]

Things I Noticed About Velvet and Veneer Specifically

And a small thought I had about Crimp

Because I'm on the Trolls 3 Brainrot. Some headcanons might be in here too. Idk I heard that cover of Fame/Remember My Name and the Freshman theatre kid in me started crying tears of joy because I was in the high school version

Disclaimer that I am not an attorney or licensed anything. I grew up watching Game Theory, so I've learned a lot of MatPat's research methods. That being said, information I've found could be incorrect because, after all, it's the Internet. This is all in regards to a work of fiction, though do consult an actual attorney or legal team if you see a need to.

Content warning for topics in this including torture, kidnapping, and murder. Also Long Post warning.

- As time went on with their songs, I noticed that Velvet was beginning to overpower Veneer. Idk if it was an intentional detail on the director's/music dept's part, but if you go through all of songs in the order they're sung (including Sweet Dreams in John Dory's flashback) you'd notice the following:

- There's an even audio/equal turns in their duet during Sweet Dreams. Velvet has her riff moments but she's not overpowering Veneer. The song itself is also mildly ironic because of the lyrics in context:

...Some of them want to use you/Some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you/Some of them want to be abused...

I'm sure the context is obvious, what with Floyd and the rest of the boys being outright abused by the both of them. Though my thought on it goes mildly deeper because when you listen to Watch Me Work, the arrangement is like this (I recommend listening to the song with headphones on/both earbuds in btw):

Purple for Velvet, Green for Veneer, Blue for Both

Never gets old no matter how much I'm told, I'm amazing, You're amazing

Hard to get tired when I'm always on fire, I'm blazin', ooh, you're blazin'

All my greatest, It doesn't come for free (yeah)

All my talent, It doesn't grow on trees

Take a breather (ooh), Then take it all away

If the top is where you wanna stay

You gotta work hard (uh-huh) To make it look it easy

You gotta live fast to keep makin' that money (ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, gotta work, gotta work

Watch me work...

... Go ahead and watch me work

Haters wanna be me or be with me

Yeah, they're f-f-freakin', Ooh, they're freakin', yeah

I just keep on workin', lurkin', smirkin'

When they think that I'm peakin', never peakin', yeah

Velvet is starting to overpower her brother, not in a social or public image sense, but he's heard less in the music now. On top of that, the song seems to be specifically about Velvet (and the fact that this entire performance is a lie). Veneer is singing to Velvet in agreement of her claims. It's not, "They think that we're peakin'," it's "I'm peakin'," and "All my talent." The only time Veneer sings is to riff/add under it with flair, or to agree that Velvet is blazing on the charts. I'm 99% sure that the idea alone to use Floyd for personal gain was her idea. I still want context as to how they learned that the diamond perfume bottle works that way, and how they ended up grabbing him in the first place okay it's KIND OF IMPORTANT INFORMATION DREAMWORKS

And again in Mount Rageous and the use of Fame/Remember My Name:

Same colour code applies, anything in black are the background/back-up vocals, or a combination of Velvet, Veneer, and Back-Up Vocals together

(Fame!) I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly

(High!) I feel it comin' together (oh, yeah)

People will see me and cry (Fame!)

I'm gonna make it to Heaven (Heaven), Light up the sky like a flame (Hah!)

I'm gonna live forever, Baby, remember my name...

... All my greatness, It doesn't come for free

All my talent, It doesn't grow on trees

Take a breather, then take it all the way

If the top is where you wanna stay...

...You gotta work hard

I'm gonna live forever, (keep makin' that money) Learn how to fly

If you want to be as famous as me, You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

You gotta work hard...

...If you want to be as famous as me, Famous as my name

Notice how Veneer didn't get a chance to sing alone once in this number, not even for a riff or extra flair. The end of the song when she sings Name she's riffing the highest she ever has alone. Though I do believe that Veneer had had enough at this point and stopped singing, as he didn't want to do the encore. He knew they already won; all they had to do was take the award, finish the night out and go home. PR would most likely be the ones to handle the media with questions regarding why three little Trolls rolled up claiming they kidnapped four other Trolls, and then immediately began jumping at them repeatedly at a specific part of their outfits that they'd covered from the cameras in the first place. (Unless of course, the police got involved. Love how Bruce was the only one that thought to say "Call the authorities," and even if they had the authorities could've at least retrieved Floyd for them maybe so the abuse would stop? I'm sure there's an AU Fanfic in that somewhere—)

- Continuing on this in regards to Veneer, he is the definition of a morally grey character to an extent. There's some minor issues here and there, but I haven't seen a good grey character in animation in a while, so props to the Trolls III team on his development.

But instead of calling it there, Velvet, high on the adrenaline and the fame now lodged into her core, demands he sings again. She refuses to let the Trolls walk away with what they want, even though she's already won and made it to the top, and even if she'd stop there, she wouldn't let any of those Trolls leave if she had anything to say or do about it. So, looking to make more history, she screws herself over in the process. One part on Crimp's "betrayal," (more on that in a minute), but also in one part that Floyd would not have made it through that first song in her encore, and she would have croaked and embarrassed them both. Veneer outright told her he wouldn't make it and she did it anyway (or attempted). Hell Floyd barely made it through the ending chorus with his brothers by the the tip of his black eyeliner pencil.

- Adding to this, I noticed that Veneer never had Floyd in his shoulder pad slot things. In fact he wasn't ever truly the one that had ahold of Floyd's diamond cage for longer than a few minutes at a time. Velvet always spritzed herself first. Velvet almost always had the diamond in her hands. The only time Veneer has the diamond is when he spritz himself, and the two-to-three minute conversations between him and Floyd. When Veneer catches Floyd, he's immediately prompted to hand him back to Velvet. Velvet is almost always in full control over Floyd. Even during "What's with your vibe and your face?" She moved the diamond away from Veneer as if she were defending the bottle. (If I remember correctly. I need to watch the movie in full again and not a bunch of snips and clips.) She doesn't even trust her own brother to be alone with the bottle for longer than a few minutes.

The issues I noticed was how, despite going back and forth about how what they were doing to Floyd was right or wrong, he leaned more towards his sister's viewpoint when reminded of small things, i.e. the illegal pet monkey, but then leaned away from his sister when he stopped and saw what his actions were doing to a little guy like Floyd, who probably only wanted to visit Mount Rageous like a tourist or something. AGAIN I NEED ANSWERS DREAMWORKS

Veneer suggested ways to ease off using the perfume bottle, but didn't push the boundary when Velvet shot him down, and he's outright blunt that she kind of has no excuse to continue the charade. "We grew up in the suburbs, our parents were dentists." (You know they were rich kids if BOTH parents were dentists.) And with the cash they were making off their careers, they could hire a vocal coach AND require a signed NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement). (Also how do you tax evade when purchasing a yacht??? You literally have to like— Do a credit check or something- Unless they paid with cash in full—) It wasn't until he realized that he'd almost killed Floyd (for real at the end) that he said enough was enough. His mini-panic attack upon Floyd's fake out shows that he has morals, but is ignoring them. He stops to listen to what Floyd has to say and is open to the conversation, rather than shutting him down. ("Just because she's your sister doesn't mean you should let her treat you like garbage." "Doesn't it?") I would not be surprised if Velvet ended up outright leaving him behind in her further climb in fame and the charts if they'd continued beyond the movie without intervention.

As for Crimp:

My biggest question with Crimp is how the hell she managed to get away with her involvement in the kidnapping and torture of a Troll.

Hear me out: I'm assuming now Trolls have more protections after the liberation and total turn around and revival of Bergen Town and the Rock Apocalypse, since she explicitly states "Troll-napping, Troll Torture," rather than just Kidnapping and Torture in general.

Upon her hire-on as an assistant to the twins, I assume she'd have to sign a NDA with their record label to protect their livelihoods and whatever music and songs she sees them working on, but a NDA does not protect a company or person from the law. (Noting that I'm going off USA Law here since these are about the same across most of the fifty states, and I honestly could compare Mount Rageous to Hollywood or Los Angeles, CA at this point?)

NDAs give a company the right to file a cease and desist against an employee if it's found they're giving out private corporate or internal information. This isn't the same as a HIPPA or other kind of protection law that prevents an employee's personal information from being aired out or an HR case being put in the open (think when a customer wants to complain about a retail worker and asks for their last name, you're not allowed to give that information. Or if someone comes to customer service asking if a specific person is working at the moment, you're not allowed to answer that. (At least the store I work at has those rules.)) In the USA with most states, you are usually required by law to report a crime if you know of it. Failing to do so is called a Misprision of a Felony. So if you know your boss has murdered someone and covered it up (*cough cough* Sing 2 *cough*), you are required to report it. If you know your assigned pop stars are holding a protected citizen (or species? I guess?) hostage and are exploiting their powers through means of ESSENTIALLY torture, you'd be legally required to report it. Otherwise you'd be at risk of being held accountable of aiding and abetting. Which technically she could be held accountable anyway because she made that "fruit extractor" for them on Velvet's lie that it's for smoothies on stage. Hell she was LITERALLY getting ukulele lessons from Floyd.

A NDA does not exempt you or your employers from the law or reporting illegal activity. A judge is likely to take that NDA and throw it away when it comes to information regarding the case. The excuse that the NDA prevented Crimp from reporting the crime doesn't hold. Hell I didn't even see a hint of blackmail or threat of harm to herself in this case, unlike Jimmy Crystal in Sing 2, where he outright threatened to kill Buster Moon multiple times and then attempted to commit the murder in front of thousands of people. The only real thing Crimp could ride on with a defense attorney is the fact that Velvet lied and told her that it was for smoothies. She also had a whole cell phone and could have called the authorities when they locked her in the closet. (Internet cell service is not the same as mobile phone service. Phones, even ones that don't have a SIM card or unlocked phones, are required by law to allow phone calls to 911 or numbers that are required emergency services in the USA. It's why your hidden phone from your parents say SOS where the reception bars would be, and also why that hidden phone still got that emergency alert system text.)

I actually did a detailed research post on Jimmy Crystal's offences and what he could face for prison time here if you wanna read over it :3

Anywho, I love them a lot, I hope this post was helpful or gave you some new thoughts and insights :3

Bonus Floyd Gif bc I love him

[shmowder]

I have no intention of stealing the show from squirrel anon (if you're reading this, I'm always happy for your ideas about Yulia, luv u <3), but since today we have a fair of unprecedented generosity I want to add something from myself. I have a weak spot in the form of using foreign words in speech and accents. Which characters could use this as a seduction tactic? I'm not hinting at anything, but Andrey could very well purr in Italian I assume.

🧡 anon

That invitation to share ideas was meant for everyone, not just squirrel anon, dw you're more than welcome here!

Andrey, the self-proclaimed renaissance man, will purr in any language in takes for you to part your legs and make space for himself in-between.

He'd recite French poetry in your ear before switching to Italian and whispering absolute filth about how he plans to take you like no man before him ever did, like no man before him ever will.

He will ruin you for every else, you will never be satisfied with another lover after laying with him, mark his words.

It's easy to forget how smart he is, quick to learn and adapt to new language. That man will spend one night with you, hear you slip up and say a word in a different language–maybe your mother tongue—and spend the rest of the week studying it in his free time. Picking up just enough words and general understanding to confidentiality talk dirty to you with it in bed.

He can be a romantic as much as he can be crude. Calling you his muse, his eurydice or even his slut.

Andrey is not afraid of deliberately targeting your kinks. Noticing the way your breath slows down when his voice gets lower.

The way he enraptures you whole by purring a different language against your neck, reciting foreign poems while leaving hickeys down your collarbone, sucking against your senses skin. As seductive as the devil in all of his earned confidence and seamless charm.

-

Aglaya is another character that comes to mind. Inquisitors need to be resourceful and knowledgeable, picking up a foreign language or five must have been mandatory in her training. They're problem solvers, they must be ready to sent wherever they are needed.

She was simply sharing one of her favourite poems with you, a fitting one for the current trial she's facing. It was in a foreign tongue, yet she smoothly recited it, a crisp pronunciation on the first try.

The effect it had on you, however subtle, doesn't pass her by. In a split second she puts two and two together, while 99.9% assured in her conclusion, she still tries to test her theory.

Taking one, two, three steps forward, invading your personal space just enough, tiptoeing the line of intimacy. She asks if you'd like to hear another piece from the same poet, your eager nod confirms her suspicions.

Aglaya adds that the content of this poem is rather sexual, it wouldn't be appropriate for her to speak it out loud in a cathedral now, would it?

So why don't you get closer, allow her to whisper it in your ear. Feel her lips brush against your earlobe, her warm breath tickling your neck for a second, her arm securely wrapped around your waist, keeping you in place by her side.

You're breathless after this one simple act. It's fascinating to her how intense your reaction is to mere foreign words.

The price of the next poem is a kiss. Let her cup your face and indulge in the taste of your lips for her heart's content, pour all of her usually stifled emotions into it.

For the one after that, she asks to feel your heartbeat, to lay her hand against your chest, directly atop your ribcage, and listen to the fragle organ pumping blood. You feel her hands roaming up and down your body.

It gets her off, don't worry about it.

Now how about the two of you move this to her private residence?

[shiongenkai]

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Okay so I've had the privilege to plan a few sessions over the summer which I'm very grateful for! But it is so, so draining when planning a session and your partner is being so vague about what they want. I'm somewhere on the autism spectrum and also have chronic fatigue and use spoon theory to plan out my day, and that extends to sessions. So here's some tips when planning out a session, especially for someone who needs specifics:

If possible, plan the session from beginning to end. Obviously be flexible, but if you’re the dom/ler try to have an outline. Example: Start the lee in a face-up spread eagle position, then hogtie, then mummification by the end of the session. This also includes having a time frame. Maybe you want to have at least a 30 minute session or at most 2 hours. Even if you don't have a definite time frame in mind, that's a good start.

If you want/plan to use tools, say so. This includes oil, feathers, vibrators, even if you plan to use your tongue. Basically, if you want to use more than your fingers, tell your partner. This helps your partner decide what they'd be comfortable with, whether it's a definite yes, a wary maybe, or an absolute no.

If you want to do other activities, say so. Some of us just want to stick to tickling, but some of us also want to do other things, and both are fine! But don't spring it up on your partner the day of the session. If you think you'd want to have sex, tell them. If you want to do foot worship or orgasm control or anything non-tickling related or even tickling-adjacent, say something. I've had partners start rubbing my crotch during a session because they thought I would like it, and maybe I would have if they had asked. Don't assume you have someone's consent just because they're tied up or because you read it on their blog! Ask!

Obviously this list is not exhaustive, but these are issues I run into a lot when planning a session. Obviously planning a session goes both way with doms and subs, but sometimes I feel like I'm doing way more planning when I'm supposed to be the sub in the scene.

If you have any more suggestions when it comes to session planning, please feel free to add!

[transsexualhamlet]

i saw a post ranking how much each of the Valar hates Melkor and I thought I would make a post with kinda the opposite side of that, so

Melkor's Ranked List of Most Hated to Least Hated Valar

Burning Scorching Undying Hatred

Yavanna- There is just a special #1 enmity Melkor has for her, as is very obvious. He fucking hates trees so fucking bad and it is very difficult to escape her Stuff all Over the fucking place. There is absolutely nothing about Yavanna that Melkor wants to interact with. She symbolizes life and happiness and flowers and junk and well. Clearly makes him want to puke. He is a fan of the Corpse Flower which she made specifically because she was angry at him but it failed bc he was like oh this is awesome. But clearly there is NO redemption between them

Ulmo- Also has to do with conflicting elements. Ulmo fucking ruins this man's life and then ruins Mairon's life AGAIN later. He gets ZERO points for this and the sea is really the only place Melkor could never manage to conquer. As the sea is a very thematic thing for the elves and their salvation from Melkor and his nonsense, Melkor hates water so fucking much not even just because it spies on him and Mairon certainly did not have better treatment by it in his day

Manwë- The only reason he's at #3 is because Melkor does appreciate how much of a forgiving sod the dude is. He has to admit it is very easy to get off scot free from his brother, though Varda is not so forgiving. But despite it, he just cannot get over the rage of his brother being god's favorite. It's really an issue

Varda- Varda would be above Manwë if not for the fact that Melkor doesn't even hate stars, in theory. He wouldn't mind them honestly if they weren't literally all named "star that hates Melkor" "star that hates melkor 2" "star that shows we all want to kill melkor with weapons" above his head 24/7. Varda hates Melkor more than Melkor hates him, but of course that adds up to a Lot. She is the goddess of light which just. Well they really truly do not like each other

Nienna- Imagine having a bitch designated specifically just to be sad about everything you do. Very annoying. Get over yourself. You can just not be sad about it. There's an upside in knowing his actions have caused so much suffering because you know, that's what he's going for, but the idea of Nienna still just disgusts him. He feels as if his domain has been invaded and inverted towards Eru's purpose, which has been. A major point of contention. Over the years

Vana- She obviously gets hated simply thru association with Yavanna. She has personally offended him less, but it bothers him a lot that he has had such little effect on her. He's made Yavanna cry a lot in canon but Vana just . Can get through anything, she's there no matter what, she's happy no matter what. It makes him Sad

Namo/Mandos- This is a really weird one for Melkor because for him it's like. Going to the mall in your most fucked up and insane outfit to piss people off on purpose and then you see someone who looks even cooler and goth-er but they have a lot of friends with them and seem mentally healthy and it's honestly really getting to you. There are things about the world that he knows that Melkor doesn't and that makes Melkor want to fucking eat himself. Also he kept Melkor in a cage for 3000 years and literally never even made conversation. Melkor cannot tell if he wants to be friends with this dude or wipe him off the face of Arda but neither of those are options in any world

Tulkas- You'd think this dude would be higher on the list, but Melkor rarely thinks about Tulkas and often forgets the dude exists. Obviously it pisses him off that some random guy jacked as hell came in and beat his ass more than once and he has zero other purpose in life. But as to being a nemesis of Melkor, Tulkas thinks himself much higher on the list than he really is. It's kind of funny

Oromë- Melkor's main beef with Oromë comes from the dude and his people constantly one-shotting his Beautifully Handcrafted Beasts, and to a lesser extent him telling the elves about the trees, but there would be a lot less fun in making increasingly Fucked Up Creatures if they didn't have someone to fight, and well. He didn't really like the elves anyway. Mairon hates him more, personally, because of Huan, but on principle Oromë doesn't bother Melkor too much.

Estë- Although it is rather frustrating to have someone who can heal trauma which you worked so tirelessly to inflict, Estë's power is rather limited and doesn't often come into play. It's like someone comforting your ex who you haven't thought about in years and going ohhh he sucked he was awful you're perfect like. Ok? Like you're Wrong but it's not like this matters very much after the fact

Aulë- Melkor has very little to say against Aulë other than those like two times he yelled at Mairon during the years of the lamps. Aesthetically a really great guy, great ideas with weapons and volcanos and machinery and giant stone halls and whatnot. But seriously not a fan of the big chain. Melkor even thinks big chains are super cool. Just not like. Around him. Without consent ofc

Vairë- Melkor says keep on making awesome tapestries of people fighting against me and losing. Go ahead give him bigger horns make him look really scary. No notes just didn't like the hundred years she spent making a weaving of him sitting in a jail cell.

Irmo/Lorien- As much as he doesn't really have anything in common with Irmo, there's nothing really to complain about. Melkor is rather good at invading dreams and enjoys fucking with people thru them, so rather glad they exist. It is a pretty decent art medium and can make torture interesting. Generally not a threat unless in the rare and vague case of prophetic dreams which are just not heeded very often. Irmo can send some elf a thousand dreams of Melkor's battle plans and they will forget 99% of it within a minute of waking up

Nessa- She's pretty solidly on the bottom despite being almost entirely irrelevant because well, Nessa has done nothing to ever bother Melkor. He likes deer and dancing as much as the next guy (especially the fucked up kind) and they would probably get along at a party provided she didn't recognize him lol. She probably doesn't even talk too much about her cringefail husband

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[aelaer]

Just saw your post about having to block the doctor strange x reader tag, and I must agree it's become the predominant DS fic that comes up as recommended on my feed as well. There are several authors I enjoy reading in that category (although lately the overall amount of fics is overwhelming), but I only started writing them myself as my stephen x ofc fics could never gain a bit of traction. I have a theory that if I went back and changed my ofc's to reader inserts, I'd probably gain a lot more readers--but I can never bring myself to doing that as I wouldn't be true to myself as an author.

I suppose that's just a writerly woe I'm sharing with someone who might understand.😏 But I'm curious; are you open to reading non-romance fics featuring original characters? I've found that tumblr can be quite snobbish towards that species of fic.

I wanted to reply to this ages ago but it requires my computer and some thinking, so I kept pushing it off again and again and again and whelp, here we are. My bad. ><

I'm the same way where being true to myself as an author is writing what I want, so I get you there. Doesn't get As Much Engagement as other tropes would, but y'know what, I can live with that. If anything, I've actually found that the fic I compromised most on (because it was for a themed exchange) is one I want to reread the least. So if anything, a lot of me writes for "do I want to reread this in the future" and that has helped me since.

It's funny since OFC romances used to be pretty popular way back when, but I guess "reader" took over that audience over the last decade because the majority of the people just wanted to insert themselves into the position instead of reading about a full-fleshed character? Honestly not sure.

Right, I keep delaying the reason I took so long to get back to you - non-romance fics with OCs. The answer, by the way, is yes. Great OCs are fantastic, but you don't tend to see many OCs outside of romance, or you only see them as side characters in another pairing's fic. They don't often have starring or co-starring roles. But I wanted to find examples with great OCs which would take time.

And now I'm taking that time. Here's some good OC-starring fics that I scoured through the tag. They're difficult to find. I had to smudge that requirement after a while. Then I gave up after I got to 2 years back in the tag.

Some of the stories that I know have very good OCs are also IronStrange, but I know that's not your cup of tea so I left it out. But I found a handful.

Keshwyn was the author that came to mind when you originally sent this ask, but I wanted to have more than one author when I wrote this. Read their series, highly recommend, top-tier OCs across the whole spectrum, with the main star being female.

This fic by LexLemon is technically PalmerStrange, but the OCs are her parents, so it's basically a delight in my eyes as Stephen's fish-out-of-water act is always funny to me.

Dragonnan writes good OCs, usually the mean sort though, the ones who hurt Stephen rather than befriend him (male and female lmao), but if you're in a whumpy mood at some point...

This isn't technically an OC, but I don't know the character from the comics, so she's an OC to me! This Stephen's new apprentice is Casey Kinmont fic by Stratagem. They just updated recently too, need to cheer them on at some point.

*sigh* Sorry love, I ran out of good OC fics that didn't have background/primary IronStrange that I could find/remember. But yeah. There's some fic/author recs.

(If anyone wants to add to the list, feel free to leave a comment or reblog. I was avoiding IronStrange for the asker in particular but I don't think the asker sees reblogs so go for it if you'd like).

Also, I love the OCs that I've come up with for my various stories in both LOTR and the MCU. I'll ramble all about them if you (or someone) wants me to, quite happily.

Hope that answers the question/reason for the ask, mostly.

[a-royal-hoot]

Rules

Hello there! You can call me Pyre or Pumpkin or whatever you'd like I'm not picky. My pronouns are also whatever I don't care (if you really need me to pick something just use the ones you use for yourself). I'm 30+ and am fairly easygoing, so here's just a few things off the top of my head. I'll add to this if needed, so please feel free to ask me if you're unsure about anything!

🟣 🔞 First thing I want to get out of the way is that this is an 18+ blog. I'm not comfortable interacting with teenagers especially with the subject matter relating to the show. If I see minors in my followers or notes I will block. 🟣 The second big thing is this will be a blog style RP blog. Meaning that all posts should be read as if Stolas, himself, is the one writing them. Like the old Instagram accounts they used to do. Anything that's out of character will be marked in double parentheses ((like so)), and if it's an entire post, will also be tagged "ooc" as well. Everything else should be assumed to be in character. I will assume any IMs sent to me are also in character, unless marked otherwise (or stated otherwise in your own rules). Face to face RP I prefer to do on Discord (same name as my main blog). I also like to post little action blurbs and copy over transcripts, but those will also be appropriately tagged and marked. 🟣 If you need something tagged DO NOT HESITATE to tell me!! I’m more than happy to tag triggers, though I will also be checking peoples’ rules pages to see if there’s anything I should. If I slip up, feel free to message me, or send an anon, and I won’t even respond if you ask me not to. I don’t want to add more stress in a place people use as a stress outlet. 🟣 That said, I don't tag for fandoms. I've tried it before and it's just wildly uncomfortable for me, like I'm singling someone out and saying "LOOK THIS ONE IS FROM THE BAD PLACE." I tag urls, feel free to blacklist those instead. 🟣 Stolas himself is a single verse muse, but he’s operating on multiverse theory. This makes it easy and fun to interact with multiples of the same muse, but please don’t assume your muse is in the exact same Hell as he is. Talk with me about it first.

Okay that's it! Don't be a dick and we should be good. There is a rules page on this blog, but I haven't updated it (other than to link to this post) so if anything winds up contradicting, this is the one to follow.

[bourgeoning]

SHUT THE DOOR , HAVE A SEAT : THE INTERROGATION OF HUGO VON GALEN .

the  baron  strolls  in  ,  free  from  any  of  the  agitation  one  might  expect  from  someone  called  in  for  questioning  .  for  hugo  is  confident  in  his  innocence  ,  and  in  the  fact  that  he'd  made  his  rounds  during  the  ball  ,  fielding  the  opinions  of  many  of  the  other  people  in  attendance  —  why  else  would  the  mughal  empire  seek  him  out  ,  but  to  provide  an  insight  of  some  kind  ? @theopulenthq

hello  ,  can  you  please  tell  me  your  name  ,  country  ,  &  what  role  you  provide  your  court  ?

"  baron  hugo  von  galen  .  a  pleasure  ,  despite  the  circumstances  .  "  he  lounges  in  his  seat  ,  as  if  this  is  not  a  serious  inquisition  .  "  my  sister  is  the  new  queen  of  germany  .  "  which  leaves  him  …  where  ,  exactly  ?  friend  of  the  king  ,  brother  to  the  queen  ,  a  man  on  the  lower  rungs  of  the  german aristocracy  .  small  fry  on  the  global  stage  .

and  who  do  you  believe  to  be  your  closest  allies  ,  either  nations  or  individuals  ?  do  you  trust  your  allies  ?

he  deflates  ,  just  a  bit  .  not  quite  the  question  he's  expecting  ,  but  he  relents  .  "  the  german  crown  ,  and  its  affiliates  .  so  …  scotland  ?  spain  ?  "  he  asks  ,  not  quite  rhetorically  .  having  a  title  and  land  requires  a  certain  knowledge  of  politics  ,  but  …  his  steward  is  much  more  aware  of  political  movements  in  germany  .  hugo's  still  trying  to  catch  up  ,  a  task  made  more  difficult  while  he  isn't  there  .

ah  ,  yes  ,  i  see  …  how  about  your  enemies  ,  then  .  who  do  you  not  align  yourself  with  ,  and  why  ?

"  huh  ,  "  the  question  gives  him  pause  .  could  it  be  eleanor  ,  perhaps  ,  because  hugo sided  with  elias  in  their  on - going  feud  ?  or  maybe  a  jilted  ex - lover  ?  someone  he's  won  against  in  a  game  of  cards  one  too  many  times  ?  "  i've  never  really  thought  of  myself  as  someone  who  has  enemies  .  "  he  finally  says  .  a  bit  arrogant  ,  a  bit  too  narrow  in  scope  ,  perhaps  .

interesting  .  do  you  have  a  personal  vendetta  against  any  of  the  courts  ,  or  even  individuals  ,  here  ?

"  mmm  ,  no  .  as  i  said  ,  i've never  thought  of  myself  as  someone  who  has  enemies  .  "  he  fights  the  urge  to  shrug  ,  to  make  light  of  the  situation  even more than he already has  .

what  are  your  thoughts  on  the  mysterious  deaths  in  so  many  royal  families  ?

"  mysterious  indeed  .  "  he  nods  thoughtfully  ,  eyes  narrowing  .  "  and  needlessly  tragic  .  it's  important  that  we  find  the  culprits  ,  so  this  doesn't  continue  .  "  his  family  had  already  been  affected  ,  though  not  quite  directly  .  but  who's  to  say  they  wouldn't  be  next  ?

how  do  you  feel  about  the  system  of  monarchy  as  a  whole  ?

"  it  …  has  it's  benefits  and  demerits  ,  as  with  most  things  .  "  his  brow  furrows  .  what  a  strange  question  .  "  it  has  the  power  to  unite  families  ,  or  tear  them  apart  .  "

so  ,  what  would  be  your  best  theory  as  to  what  is  going  on  ,  then  ?

he  shakes  his  head  .  "  your  guess  is  as  good  as  mine  .  from  what  i've  heard  …  the  king  ,  the  dowager  queen  ,  the  sultan  ,  the  emperor  and  empress  …  they  were  all well - loved  .  "

thank  you  for  your  time  .  is  there  anything  else  you'd  like  to  add  ,  anything  else  that  would  be  useful  to  the  investigation  ?

"  no  .  but  if  anything  comes  to  mind  later  ,  i'll  be  sure  to  let  you  know  .  "  he  does  his  best  to  not  look  too  disappointed  ,  already  feeling  like  his  insights  are  hardly  significant  .