#fastest delivery person I've ever seen

[azthedragon]

ok, funnier post.

Just now the doorbell rang, and in the time it took me to get from here to the door (about 15 seconds, maybe less), whoever had rung had vanished, leaving behind my ordered package.

I mean... my condo’s door is not directly on the street. There’s a car park between the two (not a big one, but it’s still there), and... dude was nowhere to be seen. Not even on the street, or the van I usually see when receiving packs.

Like... either dude was Usain Bolt, or they can teleport.