#farcryfuckmeup's commissions

[farcryfuckmeup]

commissions (updated!) ❀ ✿

hey everyone! they never closed but i’m putting out an updated post about my commissions and their status!

i want to start by saying that requests are still open along with commissions. you can request things for free until the day i die. they will just be prioritized after commissions.

i also do other fandoms other than far cry! shoot me a message with a list of fandoms or a fandom you want and we can discuss things!

Commissions are just for those who want more detail, a plot tailored to their desires or a specific/higher word count! I have PayPal and Venmo, along with KO-FI.

Some need-to-knows for my commissions:

- commissions ONLY are where you have more control over the plot. for example, if you want to insert a specific oc, free requests will be the general character descriptions, such as the ones I’ve done so far!

- if you have an oc you’d like written into a certain story or an extremely detailed plot, shoot me a DM or email me at megan.hamner99@gmail.com with specifics of the things you’d like to see in the commission, character details so that i can accurately write the character, and any other details! we’ll discuss it until we’re in agreement about the info i have!

- commissions get priority over requests, but are done in the order they come in. if you ever want to know the wait ahead of you, just ask or shoot me a DM for how many commissions i have at that current point in time.

- average pricing is $1 USD for 100 words ($10 for every 1,000 words. for example, if something is 4,000 words, you’d pay $40. but if something is 2,000, you’d pay $20. pricing may change depending on the details, but i’m always willing to work things out! the pricing has unfortunately gone up because i’m trying to put myself through college and jobs are scarce in my area! 

- i will not write rape/non-con, incest, or adult x minor sexual/romantic relationships.

- i will write: polyseed/character, darker themes (upon discussion and approval), NSFW, and many other things! just ask! i also do other characters other than the Seeds! your wish is my command!

everything can be discussed! don’t be afraid and just shoot me an e-mail or a DM! happy days fellow sinners!

- HERE IS MY MASTERLIST FOR REFERENCES IF NEEDED! COMMISSIONS WILL BE MORE DETAILED AND EDITED THAN THESE!

- This is the closest example I have of a commission!

Take My Hand

- THESE ARE SOME OF MY MOST POPULAR WORKS!

Come to Me –– I Can’t Live With Myself –– Tired and Haggard –– Anywhere But Here

[englass]

WIP Game - List of Shame

Tagged by: @fadedjacket - thanks hun! 

Tagging (forgive me if you’ve already been tagged, and as alwasy there’s no pressure to respond; feel free to ignore me): @chyrstis @unclefungusthegoat @foofygoldfish @ofravensandgenesis @weekend-writer @teamhawkeye @grumpyhedgehogs @geronimo-11 @farcryfuckmeup - and anyone else that wants to do this!

Ngl I’m so out of touch I don’t even know who’s still around and is cool with being tagged... oof, that makes me feel old.

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it. And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

List of shame indeed...

Bloodborne Drabble 4

Bloodborne Drabble

FC5 - Collab, SeedlingSinner

FC5 - Hello Sister

FC5 - No Escape V2

FC5 - Sanctuary

FC5 - Sink 3, Drown

FC5 - Whiskey Tango

Lucifer - It’s Not All About You

Lucifer - Nosebleed

Original Pendulum Idea

Origami Drabble

They Whisper

Tonight

In Bliss They Lie

Where The Stray Dog Roams

Here I lie

Smile for the Camera~

In Each Others Arms (Working Title)

Yandere Poly-Seed Idea

Rusty Wires - Edits

Threadbare sequel

A Feast for the Slothful

The Mouth That Bites

Wrong Word

2. In The Water You Breath

Black Butler Idea

Prayer In The Dark(?)

Hear The Wet (Stranger By The Water)

Yandere Dragon x Reader

Ruined Cage

FF14 Wounds of the Heart

No Matter What

Fun fact: I actually have a fic that SeedlingSinner wrote for me in my docs, as well as a commission that YandereDad wanted me to beta. Oh the memories...

[deputy-sarah-sux]

OTP Game

I was tagged by the lovely @returnofthepd3​ 💖💖💖 Thank you so much for the tag, I love doing these!

Rules: bold the themes that apply to your ship, and italicize the theme if it’s one-sided, within your story.

Sarah Lamb/John Seed (commission by @ziorre)

height difference / mutual pining / first kiss / wedding / in-jokes / lgbtq+ / family disapproves / would die for each other / would kill for each other / fake relationship / arranged wedding / cuddlers / pda friendly (only around John’s family) / and they were roommates / holding hands / secret relationship / opposing worldviews / getting a pet / have kids (eventually) / want kids / grow old together / relationship failures / rests head on shoulder / share a bed / relationship doubts / they have a song / first date / sharing a blanket / mutual interests / study buddies / bathing together / crash into hello / accidental nudity / laundry / same hobbies / cooking for each other / big fancy gala / sibling rivalry / hair stroking / sitting on each other’s laps / sexual tension / can’t be together / battle couple / Friends to Lovers / Enemies to Lovers / Lovers to Enemies / keeping secrets / love after loss / exes / declaration of love / flirting / love triangle (more like a rectangle bc she’s also dating/in love with his brothers) / destructive romance / envy / “I Don’t Want to Ruin Our Friendship” / shared values / slow burn / does not end well / happily ever after (in a sense) / love letters

Tagging: @farcryfuckmeup @deputy-janai @minilev @ja-crispea @fluttyseed @jacobsknifeplay @nihildep @xbaebsae​ and anyone else who wants to

[farcry5ocs]

FC5 Blog: @farcryfuckmeup

Name: Jezebel "Belle" Seed.

Age: 34 (Younger than Joseph, older than John).

Gender: Female.

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Occupation: Herald. The Healer.

Game: Far Cry 5, Far Cry New Dawn.

Jezebel, also called Jez and Belle by her siblings, was adopted out to a rich, loving family after she and her brothers were separated. She has Joseph's kindness and a Wrath to rival John's. Her role in the Project is The Healer as she went to medical school before reuniting with her siblings. Jezebel would do anything for her siblings, except hand over Tessa Rook. Jezebel declares Tessa untouchable, and Father help those who disobey her orders.

Tag: #jezebel seed

[farcryfuckmeup]

Last Line Meme!

tagged by @englass! 

this is a snippet from a commission i’m working on!

The guard readjusted his grip on the AC-R in his hands, his fingers wiggling along the barrel absent-mindedly. The Valley was quiet today with just the sounds of birds in the air and the occasional passing car. It was a nice break from the near constant gunfire and explosions that had rocked Hope County for the last month or so. 

The cigarette between his lips dangled as a cloud of smoke filled the air with an exhale. He could hear the light footsteps of his fellow brothers and sisters in patrolling the Seed Ranch. 

Just beyond the bushes that lined the backyard and up a small ledge, was a woman. She stood between the trees, her hand brushing against the skin of her cheek as she pulled on the drawstring of a bow.

Ketty lined up her shot then relaxed her fingers. The arrow flew silently through the air before finding a home in the man's chest. His body dropped to the ground, his cigarette still emanating smoke when it hit the ground.

Littered around the outpost were bodies of cultists that she had already taken out either with a knife or her bow.

She nocked another arrow as fast as she could and focused her sights on a woman patrolling near the man she'd just killed. Again, the arrow hit its target, except the woman made a noise when she got hit.

Ketty felt her heart skip a beat as the Peggies started to scurry around, discovering more bodies and becoming more panicked as they did so.

tagging: @deputyash @deputy-sarah-sux @ja-crispea @fluttyseed @darkphoenix-24 @dieguzguz and anyone else who wants to!

[farcryfuckmeup]

commissions! ❀ ✿

howdy folks! it’s that time of year where college starts and money gets tight, so i wanted to say that commissions are open!

i want to start by saying that requests are still open along with commissions. you can request things for free until the day i die.

Commissions are just for those who want a little more detail or a specific/higher word count! I have PayPal and Venmo, along with KO-FI. 

Some need-to-knows for my commissions:

- commissions ONLY  is where i’ll take specific character requests and you have more control over the plot. for example, if you want to insert a specific oc or deputy oc, ect. otherwise, free requests will be the general character descriptions, such as the ones I’ve done so far!

- if you have an oc you’d like written or a detailed plot, shoot me a DM or email me at megan.hamner99@gmail.com with specifics of the things you’d like to see in the commission, character details so that i can accurately write your character, and any other details! we’ll discuss it until i feel comfortable with the info i have!

- commissions get priority over requests, but are done in the order they come in. if you ever want to know the wait ahead of you, just ask or shoot me a DM for how many commissions i have at that current point in time.

- starting rate is $5 USD for 2,000 words ($2.50 for every 1,000 words). for example, if you want 3,000 words, you’d pay $7.50.

- i will not write rape/non-con, incest, or adult x minor sexual/romantic relationships.

- i will write: polyseed/character, darker themes (upon discussion and approval), NSFW, and many other things! just ask! i also do other characters other than the Seeds! your wish is my command!

everything can be discussed! don’t be afraid and just shoot me an e-mail or a DM! happy days fellow sinners!

- HERE IS MY MASTERLIST FOR REFERENCES IF NEEDED! COMMISSIONS WILL BE MORE WELL DONE THAN THESE!

- This is the closest example I have of a commission!

Take My Hand

- THESE ARE SOME OF MY MOST POPULAR WORKS! 

Come to Me –– I Can’t Live With Myself

[farcryfuckmeup]

Hi can I please get a match up? I’m female, straight, 5 foot 9, long dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, a little clumsy, I act really tough and mean but really I’m soft and sweet to be around once you get to know me, I like to go fishing sometimes, I love reading and drawing, I get into a lot of trouble but I can always smooth it over very well, I love like all animals, I’m not what you would call a preppy girl at all. That’s pretty much all I can think of! I hope it’s enough

I ship you with...

Mr. Boshaw!

boy the two of you together are a force to be reckoned with. and thats not including if hurk tags along on your misadventures.

if you go into the spread eagle on your own, mary may will happily serve you all the drinks you want, but if you’re in there with sharky and/or hurk she limits all of you.

naturally this doesn’t stop sharky from bringing his own case of beer inside, and when that stops working, you come up with the plan to drink before heading to the local watering hole.

you two have it down to a science. if you drink, then wait an hour or two and eat, then wait another hour or so before heading out again, mary may can’t tell you’ve been drinking until its too late.

whenever you stumble or fall, sharky picks you back up and starts breaking out in a dance so that you don’t feel embarrassed.

10/10 blows your eardrums out with disco music whenever you drive around town.

sharky likes to act all tough and cool when you first meet him, so the two of you end up having a bro-off until hurk steps in and shuts sharky down. 

everyone laughes and you buy each other beers. boom friendship activated.

sharky can not stand to go fishing. the boy just can’t sit still long enough to catch anything. so you take up post further down the rive and watch from a distance as he tries to stab at the fish in the water and you use a rod.

he thinks you look smart when you read and often tries to overcompensate for how stupid he feels. you’ll have to reassure him that “sharky, you’re street smart and you know odd facts. that still makes you smart.”

when he finds out you like to draw he will 110% be laying naked on a couch with his rings on a chain around his neck and say “draw me like one of your french girls”. you can’t answer because you’re too busy laughing on the ground.

thanks for requesting! i also do commissions!

[farcryfuckmeup]

❀ ✿ farcryfuckmeup’s MASTERLIST ❀ ✿

❀ ✿ this is a masterlist for all my content that’s far cry related! (and some not) more will be updated as i go! i also have a tag list here and a KO-FI here!

❀ ✿ i take commissions!

TIPS ON SUBMISSION REQUESTS IF YOU’RE STUCK

Last Updated: JANUARY 15, 2020

WRITINGS

Jacob Seed

In Memoriam Part III

A Crack of Lightning and a Gentle Storm  TW: PTSD, ANXIETY

I Can’t Live With Myself TW: MINOR PTSD AND VIOLENCE

Anywhere But Here TW: SLIGHT NSFW, IMPLIED SMUT

Joseph Seed

In Memoriam Part I

Be Still (FC5 HOLIDAY EXCHANGE)

John Seed 

In Memoriam Part II

Give Me an Excuse Part I & II TW: CON. SEX, PENETRATION, ALCOHOL

Tired and Haggard

More Time TW: BLOOD AND MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

Come to Me

Old Scars TW: MENTIONS OF SELF HARM

Faith Seed

In Memoriam Part IV

Polyseed

I Believe I Can Fly TW: ALCOHOL

The Friends of the Deputy

In Memoriam Part V (Sharky Boshaw)

In Memoriam Part VI (Nick Rye)

In Memoriam Part VII (Kim Rye)

In Memoriam Part VIII (Sheriff Earl Whitehorse)

Party On, Amigo! (Sharky Boshaw) TW: MENTION OF DRUGS, ALCOHOL

Take My Hand (Jess Black)

MEET THE PEEPS

Deputy Tessa Rook Ω

Herald Jezebel ‘Belle’ Seed ♡

Security Captain (coming soon!)

Jax Kennedy (CULT VIP INFO SOON)

HEADCANONS

Seeds and Their S/O Singing to Their Child

Hurk Comforting Male Deputy

Jacob Seed NSFW Alphabet

Joseph Seed NSFW Alphabet

Seeds and Comfort

Non-Cult AU Seed Family

Career Day with the Seed Brothers

HOPE COUNTY MEMORIES

Cap and Rook’s misadventures throughout Hope County collected in a photo album!

MATCH-UPS

(for whatever reason these specific links only work on browsers/desktop. all match ups are listed under #farcryfuckmeup’s match ups)

Nick Rye

[3/?]

Joseph Seed and Faith Seed

[1/?]

Faith Seed

[3/?]

Joseph Seed

[3/?]

Jacob Seed

[8/?]

John Seed

[6/?]

Sharky Boshaw

[4/?]

Hurk Drubman Jr.

[2/?]

Jess Black

[3/?]

Grace Armstrong

[2/?]

Wheaty

[1/?]

Eli Palmer

[3/?]

Pastor Jerome Jeffries

[1/?]

[farcryfuckmeup]

commissions ❀ ✿

howdy folks! it’s that time of year where college starts and money gets tight, so i wanted to say that commissions are open!

i want to start by saying that requests are still open along with commissions. you can request things for free until the day i die.

i also do other fandoms other than far cry! shoot me a message with a list of fandoms or a fandom you want and we can discuss things!

Commissions are just for those who want a little more detail or a specific/higher word count! I have PayPal and Venmo, along with KO-FI. 

Some need-to-knows for my commissions:

- commissions ONLY  is where i’ll take specific character requests and you have more control over the plot. for example, if you want to insert a specific oc or deputy oc, ect. otherwise, free requests will be the general character descriptions, such as the ones I’ve done so far!

- if you have an oc you’d like written or a detailed plot, shoot me a DM or email me at megan.hamner99@gmail.com with specifics of the things you’d like to see in the commission, character details so that i can accurately write your character, and any other details! we’ll discuss it until i feel comfortable with the info i have!

- commissions get priority over requests, but are done in the order they come in. if you ever want to know the wait ahead of you, just ask or shoot me a DM for how many commissions i have at that current point in time.

- average pricing is $15 USD for 3,000 words ($5 for every 1,000 words. for example, if something is 4,000 words, you’d pay $20. but if something is 2,000, you’d pay $10. pricing may change depending on the details, but i’m always willing to work things out!

- i will not write rape/non-con, incest, or adult x minor sexual/romantic relationships.

- i will write: polyseed/character, darker themes (upon discussion and approval), NSFW, and many other things! just ask! i also do other characters other than the Seeds! your wish is my command!

everything can be discussed! don’t be afraid and just shoot me an e-mail or a DM! happy days fellow sinners!

- HERE IS MY MASTERLIST FOR REFERENCES IF NEEDED! COMMISSIONS WILL BE MORE WELL DONE THAN THESE!

- This is the closest example I have of a commission!

Take My Hand

- THESE ARE SOME OF MY MOST POPULAR WORKS! 

Come to Me –– I Can’t Live With Myself1

[farcryfuckmeup]

if you are still doing matchups, i'd like one :) i am a tol viking girl (5'10") and sturdy (doesn't look like i work out but will pick up and chuck a dumbass out the window). demisexual. blonde hair, blue eyes, tattoos. nerd, nurse, anthropologist, animal lover. prefers solitude but still sociable. almost aggressively supportive and loyal to those who've made it into the pack. can be v stubborn, sarcastic and use anger to cover up anxiety and pain. touch starved, and loves cuddles. thanks

I pair you with…

Jacob Seed!

jacob underestimated you at the beginning of your relationship, but once you started to display that you can in fact take care of yourself, he gained a whole new level of appreciation for you.

he loves your tattoos. when he can’t sleep at night, he’ll run his fingers over the designs and listen to you breathe until he drifts off again. 

sometimes this will wake you up, but you lay there and pretend to be asleep so that he isn’t embarrassed about it and stops. whatever will help the big bear sleep, you’ll do.

look at him. covered in scars. usually has blood on him. he doesn’t want you in harms way too much with the cult, so he lets you stitch him and the other cult members up. 

mainly him. okay like only him unless the person is in dire need of a doctor. he’s a little territorial when it comes to his girl.

he requests that any wolf pups found are to be taken to him before being dosed with bliss treatments. when he finds one docile enough for you is the morning you wake up to a wolf pup licking your face.

you understand each others’ need for quiet time. whether that means fishing together, hunting together (teaching you if needed), or sitting in the same room doing separate things.

it scares him that your loyalty is almost, if not just as hardcore as his. you would die for him and he’d die for you. you dying for him is the part that makes him worry.

this may or may not lead to him being very protective of you and often forgets that you can throw down when needed. he finds it extremely attractive when you do demonstrate this ability.

a common line in your household is “that just went right over your head didn’t it?”

you and jacob are both very sarcastic, to the point where your arguments are 40% sarcasm, 40% stubborn will, and 10% anger.

you tend to get angry when he hurts your feelings or makes you feel childish (not intentional, he just gets worried)

jacob’s bad moods are usually brought on by stress from the cult or the probability of you being in danger.

jacob likes being the big spoon because he tends to panic if he wakes up with his arms empty. you don’t mind it, he’s nice and warm, and super comfortable too.

i hope you enjoy this! i have a masterlist and take commissions!

[farcryfuckmeup]

If you're still doing matchups can I have one? :) I'm a straight female who's 5'7" and I have fair skin and blonde hair. Im also supper skinny. I'm not super outgoing but when I'm in small groups I'm super talkative. I'm also very sarcastic and a lot of people say I'm funny. And my absolute favorite hobby is going to the beach.

I pair you with...

Damn it! Hello? It’s Nick Rye!

nick isn’t necessarily a shy person, he just saves his more enthusiastic and crazy conversations for people he’s close to.

the two of you have been friends for a while, meeting when he overheard you say you’ve never been for a plane ride. well now you have.

let’s be real here, he offered about a thousand times, but damn if his face didn’t light up when you finally relented. it made him look 500x cuter than he already is.

your guys’ humor blends together really well. he makes a lot of dad jokes and puns, whereas you use sarcasm. 

your friend group includes but isn’t limited to: nick (pre-dating), kim, mary may, and grace. every now and then jerome will tag along on your outings.

there aren’t any beaches around hope county besides the river and lake beds in the henbane, but that doesn’t stop you guys from going a few times a month and camping there overnight.

nick is an easy guy to make laugh, so when he has bad days you try to be there for him and cheer him up.

when you have bad days, it takes the man a second to figure out what’s going on and how he should handle it. he’s not super in touch with his emotional side, so he kind of flops about like a fish until he gets a feel for what he’s doing right and wrong.

you know he tries, so when he doesn’t get it 100%, you smiled and give him a kiss on the cheek anyway. its the thought that counts and it warms both your hearts.

here it is! i hope you enjoy it! if you like my content you can join my tag list or commission me!

[farcryfuckmeup]

Can i get some fluffy hcs of hurk jr like him and the dep cuddling or just comforting each other?

feat. male!deputy because i don’t see a lot of those! 

❀ ✿ take a peek at my masterlist, send me a request, or commission me!

- hurk does and doesn’t know what he’s doing emotionally. he can identify them but doesn't completely know how to handle them.

- he’s good with happy and horny, all those positive emotions.

- throw him in a room with anything negative and he’s stumbling over himself.

- it’s something he feels insecure about so he never asks people to explain, but the deputy recognizes this and tries to teach him.

- hurk’s just full of love, so when he does mess up trying to make someone feel better, it rips him apart.

- he tends to talk to try and distract people from the pain they’re feeling, though he feels inadequate for it.

- jokes. plenty of jokes to try and cheer up the deputy. also beer. beer and jokes, and occasionally his cousin sharky.

- when he does succeed in helping people feel better, hurk gets a little ego boost. he feels like he’s learning and has done a good thing. 

- yes he will tell sharky about how good he did and will be impressed with himself for the rest of the week or until he messes up again. 

It had been a particularly rough week with the Resistance and Whitetail. Even the Cougars had their fair share of shit storms. Everything seemed to be going wrong all at once and the Deputy felt like he had no idea what to do next.

He was sitting on the edge of a riverbank (he didn’t bother to know where), and found himself getting lost in his thoughts as he went over the week's events.

“Dep, the cult took back the Copper Mill.”

“Hey Deputy, there’s a group of people that need saving up here in the mountains if you have time.”

“Rook, when there’s a spare moment, could you go get a guy’s car back? It meant a lot to him before shit hit the fan.”

It was never-ending. The deputy was always asked if he had some extra time to go and do something else, but what nobody stopped to ask themselves was if he actually had spare time. 

Dep was running himself thin and nobody seemed to care. It was one task after another, endless missions.

As he shifted his body to get comfortable against the log supporting his back, the deputy’s radio buzzed to life again.

“It’s Eli. If you’re out there Dep, we could use some help-” He didn’t listen long enough for the rest of the request, but instead cranked the volume all the way down on his radio.

It wasn’t until he felt the splash of a tear on his arm that Dep realized he’d been crying. He sniffled and wiped his cheeks with a sigh, then tilted his head back to look at the sky.

“Hey there Dep, there-there ya are!” Instead of groaning at the fact that someone had found him and ruined his moment of peace and quiet, the deputy cracked a sad smile. It was quite frankly the only voice that could’ve done that with how shitty he felt right now.

“Howdy Hurk. How in the hell did you find me?” He scooted over a bit as he saw the bright American flag pants that his partner wore, and the leaves crunched as Hurk took a seat next to the deputy.

“Oh I dunno, I just kinda went askin’ around when you went ninja quiet, and I guess it was kinda by luck really. I saw some people you rescued and they said you went in this direction and it’s been a long week, so I kinda assumed you came down here to, uh I dunno, relax or somethin’.” Hurk shrugged and started to ramble, something he often did without noticing. The Deputy found it endearing, however, since it offered a reprieve from the thoughts that raced around his head.

“I’m probably the lucky one, man. But...shit, yeah. It’s been a hell of a week.” The Deputy sighed and ran his hand through his hair before scratching the back of his neck. Hurk looked over at his boyfriend with a concerned expression on his face, then opened his mouth to say something. He seemed to go back and forth between talking or not as the crickets chirped into the open air.

“I...Well Dep, I...” Hurk stuttered before he wrapped an arm around the deputy’s shoulders, pulling him into an awkward embrace. Rook just chuckled and moved around until he was comfortably nestled in Hurk’s grasp, the latter of the two exhaling in frustration.

“I want to help, Dep. I jus’, well fuck I dunno how. I never do.” Hurk’s hand on his shoulder tightened and the deputy tilted his head slightly to look up at Hurk with an eyebrow raised.

“You already have, Hurk. Everything is going to hell and we’re constantly fighting the cult. I just want some time to live my life and enjoy my boyfriend like I was supposed to.” Dep intertwined his fingers with one of Hurk’s hands, squeezing it lightly in reassurance. Hurk let out a satisfied hmph before wiggling against the log to get comfier. 

“I-I guess then...well I guess I’m glad to help then, Dep.”

[farcryfuckmeup]

Hello there! Rlly enjoying your blog! Still doing matchups? I'm a 5'3" girl, 18, with short ( john seed like) dark brown hair and I'm Bisexual! I have green eyes. I really like cats and I have a great interest in music! I play bassoon, piano, and baritone. I like night time but afraid of the dark and really enjoy spending time with people despite having anxiety and intense ptsd. Coffee while watching sunrise is an enjoyable hobby of mine. Thanks in advance! Have a good day!

I ship you with…

John Seed!

every morning john wakes you up with a warm cup of coffee and opens the blinds so that the two of you can enjoy the sunrise in bed.

the first time he hears you playing the piano, he was in the other room making dinner when he heard the first few keys. john thought you were playing around until he noticed a pattern.

john poked his head into the room and watched in awe until the smoke alarm started to go off.

for your birthday he’ll get you pick out a pair of kittens to rescue (their names are mozart and harmony).

the first time john finds out you’re afraid of the dark, he’s a little surprised, but he’s adorable about it. he has members of the cult string up soft faerie lights around the house where there is less light.

john can recognize the signs of anixety fairly well, so when he sees all of your personal anxious ticks surface, he’s quick to act and will do what he can to comfort you.

this includes but is not limited to: making tea, coffee, tucking you in with blankets, and having cuddle sessions.

john has a vinyl record player that he likes to bring home new records for the two of you to enjoy while you do things around the house.

it was hard for him to open up about his past to you, but when he learned that you have one of your own, it comforted him in a way. it helps ease the blame he feels on his shoulders and soothe the doubts he has about himself as a person and the validity of his feelings.

i hope you have a good day as well! requests or commission me!

[farcryfuckmeup]

In Memoriam PT. VII

Part VII of an eight part series from my archive! i also have a masterlist, open requests, and take commissions!

Part I: Joseph Seed x Deputy

Part II: John Seed x Deputy

Part III: Jacob Seed x Deputy

Part IV: Faith Seed x Deputy

Part V: Sharky Boshaw x Deputy

Part VI: Nick Rye x Deputy

Part VII: Kim Rye x Deputy

Part VIII: Staci Pratt x Deputy

The Deputy is never forgotten, not even in Kim Rye’s dreams.

TW: DEATH, GRIEF

Crying. It was always the crying that woke her up nowadays, and as much as she loved Nick and Carmina, Kim was exhausted. Nick was a heavy sleeper and didn't often stir when their daughter began crying in the middle of the night. When Kim woke up to the sound of Carmina crying, she rolled over to make sure Nick hadn't gotten up first, and low and behold, he was on the verge of snoring.

"What would I do without you, Nick?" Kim mumbled to herself as she tossed the sheets off of her body and shoved her feet into a pair of slippers. As soon as she'd pushed herself off the mattress, Carmina had quieted down. Normally needing more attention to fall back asleep, Kim wondered what her daughter had woken up for.

She shuffled from her bedroom, closing the door behind her quietly to avoid waking Nick and moved towards the nursery. Kim paused when she found the door ajar and saw a shadow of someone rocking back and forth in Carmina's nursing chair. Then she heard the soft sound of humming and Kim felt her breath catch.

Kim had heard that sound so many times in the middle of the night when the deputy couldn't sleep and took care of a restless Carmina so that she and Nick could catch up on their sleep. It was a sound she shouldn't be hearing, but one that she had wanted to for the past few weeks.

She pushed the door open and slipped inside of the bedroom, her heart in her throat as the humming got louder as she moved closer. Kim turned to close the door and stood there for a moment, her hands braced against the wood as she tried to even out her breathing.

Kim turned on her heels, her eyes slowly lifting from the floor and up to the rocking chair. She had to hold back the sob that had climbed its way up her throat, tears already falling down her cheeks.

In the chair was Rook, holding Carmina to her chest as she swayed back and forth, humming all the while to the sleeping infant. Her eyes lifted up from Carmina to Kim, the color jarring the new mother. For a moment she could see the lifeless version of them, the image forever burned into her mind.

"I have to be dreaming, you're-" "-Dead?" Kim rubbed her eyes and had started to state the obvious, but Rook cut her off with a sad smile before looking around the nursery. Her own eyes seemed to be blotchy with tears. Could Rook feel things wherever she was? Kim hoped not, for she knew that Rook would miss them all terribly, and she didn't want her best friend to be upset like everyone left alive was.

Rook's chest rose and fell as she sighed, Carmina's little body moving in unison with her. She looked down at the child and touched her cheek gently, the little girl gurgling in her sleep.

Kim reached out behind her for the wall, sliding against it into a sitting position once she'd found it. Her arms rested across her knees as she stared at the woman across from her. She refused to take her eyes off of Rook for fear she'd disappear the second she did so.

"I miss being in here. Being at your house. It was one of the few places I could get away from it all, y'know? I mean, Sharky and Hurk's too, but...let's be honest. I love them, but they're gross. What with Sharky and his piss collection." Rook laughed and Kim thought she was going to burst into tears. When she had been alive it wasn't a sound Kim heard often, but now that Rook was gone...she missed it every day.

Kim wanted to say something to comfort her friend, or even just to have another conversation with her. They could've talked about rocks and Kim would've listened like it was the most fascinating thing in the world because it would've been. Anything Rook talked about, Kim had listened. It was one the one thing Kim made sure to do and tried to get Nick to do, every time the deputy came around. Ask her how she was, if there was anything she needed, and let her do all the talking. Rook deserved it after everything she was doing for the citizens of Hope County.

"I'd ask how everyone is, but I'm afraid to find out." Rook's voice shook a little and her lip wobbled. Kim offered a sympathetic expression as she scooted along the floor until she was within arm's reach of the deputy. Kim quickly compiled a list of Rook's old pals in her head and tried to remember how they each were the last time she'd heard of or seen them.

"Boshaw misses you, but that's a given. You two were thick as thieves. He's still kicking ass though, but Hurk and Jess tag along with him usually. He tends to forget he's on his own now. Hurk acts the same for the most part. He's just gone from actually talking to you to, well, fake talking to you." Kim shrugged as she kept explaining what some of Rook's other friends were up to, including how Jess had gone on a rampage and Grace had done the same.

"I just...I'm so sorry, Kim. I tried I really did I..." Rook trailed off as she looked up at the ceiling and bit her bottom lip, presumably to prevent herself from crying and waking up Carmina. Kim reached out and wrapped her hand around Rook's ankle in a gesture of comfort.

"Hey, you did amazing. You did better than anyone else ever did, Rook. You crippled the cult enough that Whitehorse and the other two deputies got out to Missoula. They couldn't save Burke, but they went to get help. The sheriff radioed in over your frequency saying reinforcements are due any day now. We're going to be okay, Dep. All because of you." Kim spoke softly but with firm honesty.

"They made it?" Rook's eyes burned with hope, with relief that everything she'd done hadn't been in vein. Relief that she'd managed to actually save the people she cared about.

Kim nodded and wiped some tears from her face while rubbing her thumb over Rook's pant leg. "They made it. You died so that they could live, and it worked."

"I did my worst and tried my best, that's all I wanted." Rook laughed a few notes as she rubbed at her eyes with a fist, making sure to hold up Carmina with the other. When she looked back down at Kim though, Kim felt her heartbreak all over again. Her eyes were clouding with that familiar shade of death. Kim gave Rook's leg a squeeze with a nod as a lump formed in her throat.

"And you did, Rook. You did it." Kim whimpered as Rook smiled weakly, then her head fell back against the cushion of the rocking chair.

Kim sat up straight, her throat sore and chest heaving as she gripped at the sheets in front of her. She instinctively looked over at Nick, who was leaning towards Kim with a concerned expression on his face and a hand on Kim's shoulder.

"Another one, babe?" Nick could always tell when Kim had dreams of Rook, because she would begin to cry in her sleep. Nick was always torn between letting Kim see their best friend and waking her up.

"Yeah, another one."

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[farcryfuckmeup]

May I get a matchup? I have blonde hair and heterochromatic blue/green eyes, I'm also 4'10". Gay, trans male. I'm extremely shy and clumsy but at the same time a really cheerful and positive person. I'm very gentle natured. I have really bad anxiety and ADHD. My hobbies are reading, photography, playing guitar, and baking. My zodiac sign is Cancer. I tend to avoid any situation where I have to be around lots of people.

I pair you with…

Damn it, hello? It’s Nick Rye!

while you tend to avoid extremely social situations, nick jumps in headfirst with an awkward greeting and an even more awkward joke. sometimes it’s so bad you even feel like joining in just to save him.

you’re both gentle people. nick is sensitive to the thinks you like and how you feel, even though he might express it with incorrect movie quotes. this is especially the case when he references butch cassidy and the sundance kid.

you both trip over your feet, which makes your relationship all the funnier! nick will pick you up when you fall, and though you’ll laugh for a bit and earn a pout from mr. rye, you’ll also help him up.

it’s hard for the two of you to hold a one-track conversation, as you both tend to have a lot on your mind at once. nick usually seems decently calm but his mind moves at a mile a minute.

anxiety isn’t something he has a ton of experience with, nor emotions in general. the first time he sees you have a panic attack he thinks you’re dying of a heart attack or something. 

he hates seeing you in such a vulnerable, terrified state, so nick picks up a few books and starts to read up on the subject. he might even ask a few of the folks around fall’s end to see what they know about it. eventually, he’ll even approach you about the subject.

he tries really hard the next time he sees one coming on. he keeps a list in his pocket of all the things you described as helping or making it worse, and tries to avoid the ones that will make it worse.

nick kicks himself every now and then for accidentally switching up the categories, frantically trying to fix what he’s done.

the only books nick reads are about planes, so he might get you a few of them when he sees you reading, not understanding that other people have other interests than planes.

with pink cheeks and a fight will he let you take a photo of him knowingly. your best pictures and chances to photograph nick is when he doesn’t know you’re there. 

this may include but is not limited to: hiding in the attic of his hangar, hiding inside the planes themselves, hiding behind other various objects around the house and airstrip.

it’s no secret nick can’t cook for shit, even though he gives the seeds shit for their watery mac’n’cheese, he can’t do any better. hence why you do all the baking and cooking.

after he tries a cake you made, he always requests yours and only yours for his birthday. “none of that store bought shit, man. you have the best in the county, and that’s that!”

i hope you like it! masterlist is here and i take commissions!

[farcryfuckmeup]

May I request a matchup? I’m a straight female with tan skin, hazel eyes, and on the chubbier side. I’m also a gremlin in both size (4��11) and personality! Although I’m kinda shy when it comes to new folks, I LOVE to drag my friends to places we shouldn’t be and it also doesn’t help that chaos seems to follow me everywhere. I do suffer from depression though so it might take me a while to talk about my own feelings. I love to sing and dance in my free time and love anything paranormal and wierd!

I ship you with…

Charlemagne Victor Boshaw!

sharky LOVES your body type. he loves physical affection so the more he has to hold the better.

man has a weakness for thick thighs. but will also worship literally any aspect of your body. freckle? you got it? stretch mark? kissin’ it.

sharky’s the one that initiates your friendship with that big ass mouth of his. he and hurk had been talking about area 51 when he looked over at 8-bit and saw your alien t-shirt.

this man would 210% ask you to go to the fucking raid with him.

the two of you raise so much hell together, but he doesn’t want you to get in trouble so he usually takes the rap for it.

you call him sharky BROshaw and he fucking grins whenever you say it.

everything usually ends up in a comical disaster though. last time you tried baking together sharky knocked over the bag of flour. you accidentally broke the coffee table last time you guys played video games.

don’t forget your ex-lawn that sharky burned when he tried to barbeque.

despite how wild and rambunctious sharky is, he’s very soft. he’s not attuned to feelings in general, but rather behavior. he notices very quickly when something is wrong.

he won’t pressure you to talk about it, but rather will crack open two beers and sit with you on the sofa and hold you.

oh yeah this man loves to be touching you. whether its holding your hand or lounging an arm around your shoulders. he loves affection.

if you try to play music other than disco, sharky compromises that you alternate picking songs. the two of you more often than not have music blasting.

you joke and promise to get him hearing aids with flames on them when his hearing finally goes. he’s just pumped he’ll be 70 and have cool hearing aids.

i hope you like this! i have a tag list and my commissions are open!