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pxychrometrics · 5 years

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Hi guys, I am a pathetic godless fapping piece of shit and have decided to embark on the journey of NoFap! Wish me luck as I capture the hearts of millions of women who find themselves enthralled by my celibate non cooming aura.

Day 1 of nofap: guys i finally got something done today beside sitting on me fat ass rubbing my meat stick I feel like this is the beginning of something good

Day 10 of nofap: good news guys I got promoted today and I been told I look more like a normal human being. I can keep the sexual urges away as long as I keep in mind the bright future that awaits me, a proud fapstronaut.

Day 160 of nofap: so uhh i been running for president and the odds seem good Anyway citizen be sure to abide the law, gotta scratch my balls now they been itching lately.

Day 560 of nofap: the world and her people have all united under my reign. I have attained complete control of this insignificant space rock with its small minded inhabitants. My genitalia ache for sexual relief but I have made up my mind to see this through to the end.

Day 3490 of nofap: yesterday i conquered the remaining galaxies within the Hydra-Centaurus supercluster and extinguished any organic remnants that resided within. My power yet grows though now the side effects have become clear as I destroy numerous solar systems out of my sexual frustation. I have therefore encased my nether regions with neutron star residue that should be able to withstand any and all force, for now.

Day ERROR: TEMPORAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT of nofap, the only lifestyle befitting of a youthful young man such as myself, I wonder if Ive become any more acctractive to the girls. Are my eyes looking livelier? I cant tell as im being blinded by the light of NUMBER supernovas at once. Anyway, to give you guys an update, the magnitude of my might exceeds even the boundaries of the universe. I no longer detect any remaining lifeform and thus fear that I can no longer containn the tendency to COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM, pardon me, to ejaculate the sperm cells residing within in my prostate that has been locked away for many eons as of now. The truth is, I am entirely capable of removing my self imposed constraints, the prospect of settling down with a nice HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS OF THE XX TYPE LIFEFORM TIER: INSUFFICIENT THIS SPECIMEN HAS YET TO ATTAIN GODHOOD is the one thing that motivates me, but I am thinking that I dont quite yet exert the aura of an attractive non cooming young adult, and thus I shall continue the challenge of Nofap.

DAY TWO SINCE ENTERING METATIME of nofap: Its going good, except its not. I no longer am able to direct the frustation resulting from repressing my masturbatory compulsions at something, as nothing is left. I cracked the barrier to the neighbouring multiverses and I devoured them all in the pursuit of the ideal nofap lifestyle. The void encompasses my cold yet omnipotent body, and it merely returns my gaze with an erotic stare. Wait did I say Erotic OH GOD NO GOD DAMMNIT IT S SO FFF FUCKIGN SEXY THE WAY IT DOES nothing AND THE MANNER IN WHICH IT SHOWS OFF ITS BEAUTIFUL emptiness MAKES ME WANT TO DO. IT. I KNOW NO LONGER HOLD ANY REASON FOR EXISTING OTHER THAN TO BUST THIS FATTEST OMNIPOTENT FUCKING NUT THE OMNIVERSE HAS WITNESSED SINCE THE BIG BANG, MY SPERM IS THE SEED THAT SHALL SHAPE REALITY ANEW BEHOLD MY PLEASURE OH GOD i nut

13.772 billion years A.C (after coom)

Anon finds himself displeased with his pathetic way of life after rubbing one out to utterly degenerate midget vore furry scat mexican sugar dancing porn, and sets his eyes towards the well recognized self improvement challenge named NoCoom, and envisions for himself a bright future filled with wealth and prestige. Little did he know that he had been preordained by the laws of Cumsality to bring the current reality to a conclusion once again, all so that the cycle may continue and the seed for the next Cumverse may sprout.

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“.....I have NO words.”

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thatsacult · 4 years

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There's a group of (mainly) men on the internet who try and go for as long as possible without masturbating or watching porn. It's called NoFap, and for many, it's a form of profound self-improvement.

Are they deluded and too quick to self-diagnose? Or more progressive than the rest of us?

This episode obviously features conversations about some fairly x-rated topics, so don't listen if that's not your thing.

Written and edited by: Helen McCarthy www.twitter.com/helenlmccarthy Music by: Antti Luode www.anttismusic.blogspot.co.uk

CONTRIBUTORS Dr David Ley - www.twitter.com/DrDavidLey Keir Mailan - https://www.youtube.com/user/tedgills Dr Joseph Gelfer - www.gelfer.net

Episode 3 - NoFap Sources:

SUBREDDITS r/NoFap https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/ "NoFap® is a moderated community-centered website that hosts challenges in which users ("Fapstronauts") abstain from pornography and masturbation for a period of time ("rebooting"). This is NoFap's subreddit".

  r/NoFapChristians https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFapChristians/ "NoFapChristians is a safe place for Christian fapstronauts to discuss the process of abstaining from pornography and masturbation. We are an official supplement and sister community to r/NoFap".

r/NoFapWar (closed subreddit) https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFapWar "This is the accountability game subreddit for /r/NoFap, which will remain closed until the next War. Another war isn't planned in the near future, but we are working on it. Stay tuned on /r/NoFap for updates".

r/NoFapWarRebooted https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFapWarRebooted/ "We're a group of fapstronauts with a common goal: a war against porn addiction and fapping. If you're a newcomer, see this is as an accountability game. The regiment to which you have been assigned is a support group to talk to whenever you need it. This conflict will continue until April 1st".

r/NoFapTeens https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFapTeens/ A NoFap subreddit aimed at younger people.

r/NoFapWomen (closed subreddit) https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFapWomen/ "r/NoFap is available for women too!"

r/NoFap_Navy https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap_Navy/ "Welcome to the barracks of the Navy platoon of the Periwinkle army!"

r/MuslimNoFap https://www.reddit.com/r/MuslimNoFap/ "PMO (Porn, Masturbation Orgasm) has become a huge problem in the Muslim Ummah... all the Muslims can unite under this subreddit and give support and encouragement to each other."

r/pornfree https://www.reddit.com/r/pornfree/ "This community exists to help people of all ages overcome their addiction to porn. The creation of /r/pornfree was inspired by a bunch of 'IamA Porn Addict AMA' posts."

TWITTER @AlexanderRhodes https://twitter.com/AlexanderRhodes Founder of NoFap.

@NoFap https://twitter.com/NoFap "NoFap™ is a sexual health program, website, support forum, & app to help people overcome #PornAddiction. Non-religious, science-based, non-partisan, & pro-sex."

@DrDavidLey https://twitter.com/DrDavidLey "Clinical psychologist & sex therapist. Author: Ethical Porn for Dicks; The Myth of Sex Addiction; Insatiable Wives. Black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu."

@drjosephgelfer https://twitter.com/drjosephgelfer "Writing about men and masculinity. Creator of The Five Stages of Masculinity".

STUDIES & RESEARCH Neuroscience of Internet Pornography Addiction: A Review and Update https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25786495

Getting stuck with pornography? Overuse or neglect of cybersex cues in a multitasking situation is related to symptoms of cybersex addiction https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25786495

Watching pornographic pictures on the Internet: role of sexual arousal ratings and psychological-psychiatric symptoms for using Internet sex sites excessively https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21117979

Preliminary investigation of the impulsive and neuroanatomical characteristics of compulsive sexual behavior https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2789480/ 

Contribution of psychosexual approach to assessment and treatment of sexual dysfunction: a working model https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20070048

Is Internet Pornography Causing Sexual Dysfunctions? A Review with Clinical Reports https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/

Adolescents and web porn: a new era of sexuality https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26251980/

NO FAP INFORMATION NoFap http://www.nofap.com "Get a new grip on life™"

NoFap - Rebooting from Porn Addiction https://www.nofap.com/rebooting/ Some information about Rebooting from NoFap.

Reddit - Here is a list of the submissions that inspired the creation of this subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/pornfree/comments/au9wq/here_is_a_list_of_the_submissions_that_inspired/ A collection of posts about porn addiction and recovery.

Reboot Nation http://www.rebootnation.org/ "We help people reboot their brains with encouragement and education. Reboot is a complete rest from artificial sexual stimulation (i.e. pornography)."

Your Brain on Porn https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/ "Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's porn".

Your Brain on Porn - Addiction Research and Articles About Research https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/research-articles-and-abstracts Studies and research related to pornography addiction.

Sexual Reboot https://sexualreboot.com/ "Sexual Reboot specialize in helping men overcome sexual issues (such as porn addiction, chronic masturbation, premature ejaculation and performance anxiety)".

Integrity Restored http://integrityrestored.com/ "Integrity Restored provides education, training, encouragement, and resources to break free from pornography, heal relationships, and to assist parents in preventing and responding to pornography exposure which is so devastating in the lives of our children."

Your Brain Rebalanced http://www.yourbrainrebalanced.com/forum/ Pornography addiction and abstinence forum.

PRESS & ARTICLES Abstaining from masturbation is the key to a good life, 'experts' say, Meagan Morris, Metro US. 16 Nov 2017. https://www.metro.us/body-and-mind/health/no-nut-november-no-fap-masturbation

Destroy Dick December is the absurd new male masturbation challenge, Jay Hathaway, The Daily Dot. 15 Nov 2017. https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/destroy-dick-december-masturbation-challenge-meme/

Is internet porn making young men impotent? EJ Dickson, Rolling Stone. 21 Sep 2017. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/is-internet-porn-making-young-men-impotent-w503299

The NoFap Phenomenon, David J Ley, Psychology Today. 3 March 2015. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/women-who-stray/201503/the-nofap-phenomenon

No fapping, please, it's making us ill, Tom Cowell, The Telegraph. 17 Sep 2013. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10288240/No-fapping-please-its-making-us-ill.html

Why Isn’t Sex Addiction in the DSM-5? Mark Griffiths, addiction.com. 5 March 2015. https://www.addiction.com/expert-blogs/sex-addiction-dsm-5-2/

Young Men Are Facing a Masculinity Crisis, Jack Myers, TIME. 26 May 2016. http://time.com/4339209/masculinity-crisis/

New online series ‘Masculinity in Crisis’ on Amazon Video: Fading Archetypes and Millennial Narcissism, Lesley Daunt, Huffington Post. 4 Jan 2018. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-online-series-masculinity-in-crisis-on-amazon_us_5a47ffcae4b06cd2bd03e050

The online groups of men who avoid masturbation, Anisa Subedar, BBC News. 24 June 2017. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40382766

How Porn Negatively Impacts Your Sex Life, According To Reddit, Joel Balsam, AskMen. 2 Jan 2018. https://uk.askmen.com/news/sports/how-porn-negatively-impacts-your-sex-life-according-to-reddit.html

How avoiding sex and masturbation will make you a superhero this November, Kastalia Medrano, Newsweek. 13 Nov 2017. http://www.newsweek.com/nofap-masturbation-sex-abstinence-reddit-subreddit-no-fap-november-709746

Getting off offline: when porn gets in the way of a real-world relationship, Olivia Solon, The Guardian. 30 May 2016. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2016/may/30/online-porn-addiction-reddit-nofap

Men or mice: is masculinity in crisis? Ross Raisin, The Guardian. 6 Oct 2017. https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/2017/oct/06/men-or-mice-is-masculinity-in-crisis-ross-raisin

A Few Hard Truths about Porn and Erectile Dysfunction, Kris Taylor, Vice. 24 April 2017. https://www.vice.com/en_nz/article/mgy9pp/a-few-hard-truths-about-porn-and-erectile-dysfunction

VIDEOS & DOCUMENTARIES The Butterfly Effect with Jon Ronson https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-butterfly-effect-with-jon-ronson/id1258779354?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

The Reboot Nation channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaEqbNJURD6ChROqueUdNuA/feed

How to NoFap Guide: Know the Truth and Secret Facts Before You Start the Challenge for Benefits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpbyrS2f9TU

30 Days No Fap Results (No-Nut-November) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOA4VQ8ZzE

Why I stopped watching porn | Ran Gavrieli | TEDxJaffa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJ_QfP2mhU  Pornography Isn't Your Problem | Jason Mahr | TEDxCincinnati https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIgWMzdgweI  The Truth About NoFap (Julien Blanc Shares His Controversial Take On The Matter!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAVLjJTO6M&t=  The great porn experiment | Gary Wilson | TEDxGlasgow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU&t  Famous People Who Do NoFap | NOFAP MOTIVATION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbB5Fx5vOPU

MISCELLANEOUS History of masturbation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_masturbation

Pornography addiction https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_addiction

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