#fandom is for transforming and re-imagining if you don't actually want to change anything then just go rewatch the show
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People who play the Canon Police are the most insufferable human beings alive and I would not at all be surprised if they had no friends aksndousbf
I hate it when people get so pissed off whenever I ship two people that aren't canonically a couple and they're like, 'why do you ship them? they have no romantic feelings towards each other' like damn, you must be boring at parties if you only ship canon couples. Get your shit together
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thisdiscontentedwinter · 6 years ago
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DUDE. Re: the aging up purity wank. I recently finished The Umbrella Academy (100% recommend bee tee dubs) and went trawling the tag of my favorite character to see if there was any interesting fan content. And what do I see, lo and behold, but a couple of posts calling anyone who ships this character romantically a pedo, and they "don't care if you age him up, or that he's canonically actually 58"- because YES. This character is canonically a 58 year old man who has the ability (1/4)
to jump through time, and is now in his 13 year old body. And they think if you take a character that is mentally a 58 year old man, who has canonically changed physical ages before, and you change his physical age again and put him in a romantic relationship that that means you are a pedo. ??????? HE IS 58. HE HAS CHANGED PHYSICAL AGE BEFORE. WHY WOULD IT BE GROSS TO CHANGE HIS PHYSICAL AGE AGAIN? (2/4)
The OP said that because he was portrayed by a 15 year old that that meant you were picturing a 15 year old in sexual situations. ?????? HE IS ALSO PORTRAYED BY 60 YEAR OLD DUDE AT TIMES. Also unlike some people I can apparently use my imagination and imagine him being portrayed by a 30 year old dude if I want to put him in that age body. Have these people never heard of a fancast? They were a big thing in fandom just a few years ago. (¾)
I’m just so done with purity wank that doesn’t even understand the basic concept of a transformative work, the key word there being TRANSFORMATIVE. Use your freaking imaginations people! (4/4)
DW: It’s one of the most ridiculous things in the world to say that you can’t possibly take a character who is 15 and write a story of them set 10 years in the future, or write an AU where everything’s the same except they’re aged up, or write a story where they’re suddenly going to Hogwarts, except it’s on the moon for some reason, and also they are space cops because why not, but changing their age means you’re a pedophile.
Like firstly, if you were a pedophile, why would you change their age at all? 
And again, these are not real people. This is not a real 15 year old, this is not the real world, and there is no actual crime taking place. 
And while doing it to a character who can canonically change ages is even more ridiculous, it still doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with doing it to canonically teen characters to begin with. Like if I want to write a Harry Potter story where Harry Potter is in his 20s, then no, I am absolutely not imagining him as the 11 year old he was when the books started. I am imagining him as an adult, who has grown and developed from that child. 
The whole “raging a character up is pedophilia” is a stupid argument from stupid people. 
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