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Flip me off and Iâll flip you over
đ¸ Flip Me Off and Iâll Flip You Over
It had been an honest mistake, hand to God.
Louis had seen him last night, two rows away from the front, eyes closed and mouthing along perfectly to All This Time, his sweaty tendrils framing his forehead and the sleeves of his Faith in the Future tee artfully cut off.
They had made flirty - some would even say, obscenely heated - eye contact under the bright lights.
Thatâs how Louis knew about the dimples; thatâs why Louis ran to the barricade three songs too early and a little too far to the left. He didnât actually see if one of the hands that had so desperately clutched at him belonged to Dimples, but heâd thought it safe to think so. (No one stood that close to the stage, totally dolled up in their little outfit just to make eyes at the artist all night and not try to touch him. Please.)
But the thing was, Louis was also just a wee bit hungover this morning; cranky, headache-y, and severely under-caffeinated after a late night at the club and an inhumane five a.m. radio interview call time. Not to mention being unceremoniously manhandled into the car by Joni after some fans got a tad too excitable at the entrance.
So when he saw Dimples for the second concert in a row, now strategically stationed outside his dressing room wearing leather trousers in 36 degree weather, smiling at Louis like thatâŚ
Well, heâd just kind of⌠assumed.
âBit too early to be this thirsty for a back room shag, darling, innit?â Louis snarked over the pounding in his head. Though he squeezed his eyes shut behind his dark sunglasses, he didnât miss the startled look on Dimplesâ face.
âW-whââ he stammered, seemingly bewildered. âIâI beg your pardon?â
Louis would roll his eyes at the impeccable feigned innocence if he wasnât so dizzy. Pinching the bridge of his nose, he peeked one eye open at the same time he lifted his coffee up to his mouth. Caffeine would save him.
He smirked a little at the deep blush on Dimplesâ cheeks; at how caught out he clearly was. The movement only made Louisâ head hurt more.
âPosh little thing, arenât ya?â He observed off-handedly, wincing at the reverberating sounds inside his head over the brim of his cup. Out of the corner of his eye, he clocked the pen in Dimplesâ hand and he tipped his head as far as he could without giving himself vertigo to point at it. âWant me to sign your chest or something? Will that get you to leave me alone?â
Dimples narrowed his eyes at Louis in what seemed like the perfect cross between confusion and annoyance. âEx-cuse meââ
âCome on then,â Louis interrupted impatiently. With a heavy sigh, he gestured with his palm to hand over the pen. âJust lift up your shirt and letâs get this over withââ
âOh good, youâve met!â Oliâs voice was so loud it made Louis flinch. Well, it was either his volume or the two forceful slaps he clapped on Louisâ back as he beamed as Dimples. âLouis Tomlinson,â he said, with a dramatic drumroll-type tone to his voice, âmeet the legendary Harry Styles, youngest senior concert critic in Rolling Stone magazine history!â
To say those were the absolute worst words Louis could have possibly heard at that moment would have been incorrect. Mostly because the absolute worst words Louis could have possibly heard at that moment were the next six: âHeâs here to review your tour!â
Louis lifted his horrified gaze to Harryâs face slowly. Their eyes locked, anger flashing across Harryâs features as he crossed his arms over his chest. Ironically, the lanyard of his press pass was now painfully obvious where it hung around his neck.
âCharmed,â he deadpanned.
Whoops.
â or, Louis Tomlinsonâs World Tour was off to a great start until he royally fucked up by mistaking a world famous concert critic for a groupie. Then again, itâs not like anyone said Harry Styles couldnât be both.
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Roommate
Fake Fic Ask Game by @vasilissadragomir
đ (fake set of fic tags): modern au roommates, mutual pining, jealous!katniss, hot chocolate, meddling!Prim, misunderstandings
Sheâs smiling down at her phone when Prim snaps her fingers in front of the screen, âAre you even listening?â
âOh! Yeah! Sorry,â Katniss says, placing her phone face down on the table.
âWho are you talking to anyways?â Her sister eyes the phone with curiosity and Katniss covers it with her hand lest Prim resort to snooping, âare you seeing someone?! Youâre giddy, itâs weirdâ
âGod no,â she has no desire for that, âPeetaâs doing a grocery run and asked about snacks.â They were going to watch Jurassic Park tonight and heâd sent her a picture of a bag of frozen Dino nuggets.
âSounds cozy. What does Nutmeg think about her boyfriend Netflix-and-chill-ing with his super hot roommate?â
Katniss rolls her eyes, âCloveâs not in the picture anymore.â She doesnât get it. Peetaâs the best, but his taste in women is the worst. Sheâd taken to giving them petty nicknames rather than learning their real ones. The latest had been a real cloven hoofed bitch.
âOh,â Prim perks up, âSo, are you gonna make a move?â
God, not her too! Maybe sheâs been talking to Finnick. He keeps insisting sheâs in love with Peeta. Sheâs not and the accusation is annoying, âNo,â She says, tone firm, âPeeta and I are friends. Just friends.â
âHmmâ her sister sounds unconvinced.
âHmm what?â
âI think you like him.â
âOf course I like him, heâs my friend.â
âCome on Katniss. You talk about him constantly, you spend all your spare time together, and youâve hated every girl heâs ever given a second look.â
âYeah, because they all sucked.â
â- his dick, and you were jealous.â Prim adds.
Katniss bulks, âdonât talk like that. Who raised you?â
âWe all know who raised me. Donât try to duck the topic! So, youâd be fine with him dating someone you approve of?â
Katniss shrugs, âof course,â itâs a trick question, because she canât imagine anyone good enough for him.
âWhat about me?â Prim says, as if following her line of thought, âI must meet your standards. What if I started dating Peeta? You wouldnât have a problem with that?â
âDidnât know you were interested.â Why does her voice sound so high all of the sudden?
âI donât know; maybe itâs all your glowing about how great he is. Answer the question.â
âI mean it would be weird, because you're my sister,â she says haltingly, âbut obviously I think youâre amazing,â she briefly imagines Peeta leading Prim to his bedroom, and wants to vomit.
âSo youâd be completely fine if I asked him out?â Prim eggs.
Her discomfort is overcome by a flare of annoyance at the challenge. âWant me to put in a good word for you?â She snarks.
âNah.â Katniss exhales, feeling a little lighter. Maybe this will finally put the whole thing to rest, but then her sister continues with a smirk, âIâm a big girl, I donât need your help.â
Part 2 | Part 3 or Ao3
#idk what to say#prim sometimes gets carried away#needs a better title#everlark fanfiction#roommate#part 1#ficlet#fake fic ask game
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Made up title: The Ginger Invasion
ohh okay. that is so very clearly sick!fic?!
Mulder is sick. He never gets sick, and it's awful. It's terrible. He can't even get out of bed, that's how terrible he feels. He tries, he does, but finds himself on the floor after only two steps. The room is spinning, his stomach is extremely angry at him, and he doesn't know how other people do it. He's been beaten up, he's been shot, he's been tortured, but he thinks this bug, whatever it is, might finally be the thing that defeats him. He can't even go to the bathroom.
Everything hurts. He's too cold, then too hot, his head is pounding and Scully will be wondering why he isn't at work. He should call her. What time is it? He doesn't know.
"Mulder?"
He just about manages to lift his head and there she is, Scully, in his bedroom doorway; she turns on the light and it hurts his eyes, but even as he squints against it the glow of her red hair in the sudden brightness is enough to make him let out a relieved breath. "Hi." He hates to admit when he needs help. But he needs help. And help just showed up.
"Oh god, Mulder," she says, crossing the room in a few quick strides, and as she puts a cool hand on his burning forehead, he knows he's gonna be okay now.
--
He drifts in and out of sleep. He's lost all sense of time; it doesn't matter. He opens his eyes and sees her hovering above him, hair falling over her eyes as she leans down to put a cool cloth on his head. He wakes up and sees a flash of red, turns his head to see her putting a cup of tea on his nightstand. She helps him to the bathroom, and even with how small she is she manages to hold him up -- he looks down on the top of her flaming red hair and feels such a rush of affection it makes his heart clench in his chest. The back of her head as she stands and looks out of his window. Her hair fanned out all around her as she naps on the other side of his bed, seemingly unafraid of catching whatever it is he's not dying of, she has assured him that he will be fine. He's already starting to feel better.
When he closes his eyes, the light of the room turns to orange sunrises behind his closed lids.
"You really don't have to stay," he tells her after the first time he manages to make it to the bathroom on his own.
"I know I don't have to," is all she says, and makes him sit in the chair she dragged into the room while she changes his sheets.
"I'd be okay on my own now," he insists.
She turns towards him, pillow case in her hand, and looks unsure. "If I'm invading your privacy -"
"No!" he interrupts her quickly. "No," repeats, shaking his head. He can do that again without making the room spin out of control. "You aren't. I promise."
"Good." She sounds relieved. "Just let me know when you've had enough of me."
The chances of that ever happening are below zero, he thinks. "What about work?"
"I called Skinner yesterday" she says," and told him we were both sick. He doesn't expect us back for another two days at least."
"What if you get sick too?"
To that, she just shrugs. "That's a risk I'm willing to take. I'm not just going to leave you here, Mulder."
This is not the right time to tell her that he loves her, he thinks, but it is one of those moments where it's hard not to. "I'd take care of you too."
"I know," she says, and gives him a smile. "I've never doubted it."
"Scully?" He waits until she meets his eyes again so she can see how much he means this. "I really, really appreciate your invasion."
She turns her head away but she can't hide the smile that's taking over her face. "Anytime," she promises, and he believes her.
There's a red hair on his freshly-washed t-shirt. She must have left it there when her head brushed against his chest as she guided him over to the chair.
He leaves it there.
#thank you for the ask! <3#msr#txf#this was fun#i suppose it kind of turned into actual fic whoops#fake title ask game#ficlet#fic
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Splash
(preferably Sam Winchester but either brother will do đ)
Title: Splash
Characters: Reader, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Word Count: 356
@alphabetquest prompt: Person A: âAs they say, sharing is caring.â Person B: âI donât think it applies in this situationâ - source
A/N: For how long you waited for this, Alex, I do hope you enjoy this silly little thing. <3
Dividers by @talesmaniac89
You were submerged in freezing chlorine water, your feet immediately finding purchase on the pool floor and legs thrusting you back up through the surface. Breath pushed out of you in a shock, your throat hoarse and your hands splashing to find the nearest purchase to lift you back out.
The sound of low chuckles reached through the adrenaline pumping through your ears so that your wild eyes flashed up to the source.
Dean, in his fed suit, pressed a fist to his mouth, trying and failing to contain his mirth. Sam stood beside him, dressed in the white polo and khaki pants he had worn to infiltrate the hotel staff, concern etched on his face even as his hands hung helplessly at his sides.
âCareful, thereâs a pool there,â Dean managed to say between breaths.
âThanks,â you retorted, embarrassment and annoyance heating your face. âA little help?â
But when Sam stepped forward, Dean put a hand on his arm to stop him.
âDude, what were you born yesterday? Sheâs going to pull you in.â
âWhat?â
âItâs the oldest trick in the book. As they say, sharing is caring.â
With a roll of his eyes, Sam shook off his brotherâs hand; âI donât think it applies in this situation.â
Dean held his hands up in surrender, but kept a watchful eye because there was no trust when the situation was so sweet.
Sam leaned down, his hand dry and warm as it engulfed your slippery wet one.
He hefted you up.
As soon as your feet met the lip of the pool, you pushed backwards and pulled him forward into you. There was a moment when the two of you were suspended in air, his arms immediately wrapping around you before the two of you went crashing back into the pool.
This time Dean didnât even try to hide his laughter, laughing deep from his belly.
When you broke up through the surface once more, you let out your own breathless chuckle at Samâs glare, the hair plastered around his head and the translucence of his now drenched polo.
âSorry, Sam, it really was too tempting.â
send me a made-up fic title and iâll tell you what i would write to go with it
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lord its so dark in here the sahara desert of tsaritsa content you are like a shining oasis. your characterisation of her compels me & mihoyo would be hard pressed to top it imo.!! caaaaan i humbly request yr thoughts on her first meeting w a reader of any kind, or maybe even multiple kinds (sagau, sagau god au, isekai, etc) if you so desire...
it really is like a desert here. being the fan of a character we aren't getting until the last damn nation is driving me up a wall but i will persevere bc if nothing else i support morally bankrupt women in media. we r in a severe drought over here but i do my best. unfortunately nothing i say is ever coherent so pull out your translation notes its abt 2 be messy
also this got out of hand but thats bc first meetings w the tsaritsa are tricky to write + a LOT of her characterization lies in deeper exploration then just surface level yknow...NOT A DIG AT YOU this is just my excuse for rambling. gently pats the tsaritsa she can hold so much complexity i do not have the word count to delve into it completely :]
gonna talk cult au for a bit here though because that's 99% of my content. and honestly? she thrives in sub au's of the cult au like villain au + imposter au. it's basically made for her. i mean, early days, the imposter au had been going around for a little while but one of the first few ideas was the Fatui taking reader in so like. it kinda technically actually was. pretty sure cult au Tsaritsa popped up because of the imposter au. a lot of it's writers kinda left though which. man am i getting old or.
anyway.
there isn't much of a chance her first impression is all that positive. at best it's usually neutral, imo, but rarely if ever positive. specifically because i view the Tsaritsa as someone who isn't as fanatical as most of the acolytes typically are towards the creator. she's not exactly going to worship the ground you walk on unlike a certain geo lizard. which is partially why i think she thrives in the sub au's i mentioned.
imposter au, for example. she meets you at your lowest. there's no gaudy extravagance or pampering from the acolytes waiting for you because your own acolytes have turned on you. for all intents and purposes you aren't a "god" at all. which is why i don't think she meshes well with normal cult au reader. the Fatui are made up of outcasts, basically, and imposter au slots right in just perfectly. you're weak, at your lowest, when you meet the Fatui in the imposter au. and the Fatui can help you, too.
a mutual exchange, really. the Tsaritsa sees a tool she can use to one up the rest of the nations and especially Archons, and she has no qualms about you using her and the Fatui in turn. you both want something out of it, after all. whether you just want to be safe from the rest of the acolytes, or you want revenge, or whatever else..she'll give you the power to fulfill it, and she gains the strongest piece on the chessboard when all is said and done.
the best way i can describe the first meeting is "practical", i suppose. she sees an opportunity in you. the ultimate gamble. because if she "saves" you, and you dont trust anyone else because they tried to kill you, well..she holds all the cards, doesn't she?
but the Tsaritsa, imo, is just as capable of being just as fanatical towards you as anyone else. she just won't worship you as the creator. but as yourself? clawing your way back to your divine power and taking back what belongs to you? the Tsaritsa is, to me, a character who's character flourishes in long-term fics more because she changes a LOT between "just met reader" and after having been with reader for some time. she's practically apathetic at the beginning but a lot of her character, in my characterization, shines through LONG after the first meeting.
#asks#Anonymous#sagau#tsaritsa#like. am i explaining this coherently?? first meetings r GOOD and i could go on a tangent of like. first meetings w zl and make it work#but first meetings w the tsaritsa is like. you just cooked a 5 course meal. took one bite. called it a day.#so much of my characterization lies in the âafterâ of the first meeting#because her first meetings are generally the same. she's apathetic at best!! she does not gaf abt the creator in the SLIGHTEST#but show that you are more then the creator? that you do not cling to the title like a shield? that you do not rely on it?#youve got the worst person youve ever known ready to kill a man for you.#tsaritsa is very like. EXTREMELY hard to earn the trust of but when you do she will kill someone for you no hesitation no question#which is why she works SO WELL in villain au and imposter au!!!!!!!!!#esp if theres a fake âcreatorâ calling you the imposter. she hates their ass and was .5 seconds from dethroning them anyway#you just made it 10x easier#also cant do just first meetings bc i am incapable of not shoving themes of love into every fic w her SORRY#tsaritsa going on a full multiple month long mental breakdown bc she is not in love with you but she would destroy everything for u..#(shes in denial)#tsaritsa and complex themes of love and what it means for the god of love to be incapable of feeling it + what it means when reader shows u#LIKE UGHHHHHH okay. i guess ill write another tsaritsa fic and put it in my vault#aka my drafts#i hold so many fics hostage there its crazy#this answered like 0 of ur questions sorry i see tsaritsa and black out and this happens#i just think first meetings dont let her character really come thru but my response got out of hand so uhhhhh everyone look away. please#putting tape over my mouth now so i shut up before this gets worse#basically tsaritsa gravitates more towards outcast reader rather then one who has already become accustomed to the adoration of the acolyte#does that make sense........#i havent slept in forever and im running on nothing but spite and dreams atp dont expect coherency when it comes 2 the tsaritsa from me#head in hands someone please stop me i keep rambling abt the tsaritsa it makes me go NUTS#lays down. explodes
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for the fake fic game: đ mamma mia! here we go again
If you ask Daniel how he's feeling right now one week away from finally marrying his Max, his sweet, adorable Maxy, he'd tell you that it feels amazing. He really can't wait.
Now, what does he do instead? Still taking care of the bloody guest list because apparently someoneâ and by that he means Sebastian, decided to mess up the entire list just to ban Jenson from coming back to the island.
Daniel should be getting ready for his wedding dammit, not playing marriage counselor for Seb and Jenson. He deserved at least a massage and a good bottle of wine for having to hear Seb talking about how Jenson couldn't just stop being a slag and keep his eyes off other men instead of just staying with Seb on the island.
He is just on a business trip, Seb. Daniel would love to add, but he knows Seb wouldn't hear anyone right now. Hell, even Kimi already tried and he got a death glare from Seb.
Oh, and Max's dad is coming too. So yeah, everything's awesome.
(I hope this is decent enough to answer your promptđĽş)
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#fake fic ask#f1 rpf#the literal brain power it took me to write this is insaneđ#I'm also taking the title as literal as it gets#and by that I mean I'm just doing my version of the movie#maxiel is definitely sky and sophie btw#sebson? now they're bill and rosie purely for that silly fight they had#like IMAGINE seb and jenson singing 'take a chance on me' from the first movie#anyway...#maxiel#sebson#steve says
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Would mother miranda get MC a matching birb mask? Matching couple fit?
Oh wait
Anytime she sheds a feather, she adds it to collection of feathers for like idk feather cloak?
Ohhh, I LOVE that thought! đĽ°
But, yknow, just-
Miranda considers herself above everyone else - that includes MC, as much as it pains me to say it. (It doesn´t, actually. Birb Momma´s arrogance is fucking sexy.) She´s the one people pray to, a prophet of The Black God. As such, she would never allow someone to impersonate her. The audacity.
...She might be persuaded into letting MC wear her mask, though. After she cleaned it, ofc. Wearing an apron. And preferably nothing else.
Jokes aside though: I´m currently working on the next installment for my planned series of "Life as Birb Momma´s housewi-I mean assistant...or smt." (The name isn´t set yet...)
So, who knows, we might get to see a similar scenario play out soon. đ
With that said:
The jewelry is off limits. End of discussion.
The cloak, however...
Like, I don´t see it as in wearing an actual garment, but what I could see happening is someone being covered in someone´s feathers...and nothing else. If you catch my drift. *wink wink*
I mean, listen-
Ofc Miranda´s gonna want to showcase her claim on MC somehow, so an outfit that kinda matches/resembles her own does seem like a sensible way to do it. Just-
...Not hers, you insolent wretch.
This village only has room for one prophet of The Black God.
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Thanks a lot for your ask! đ
#tumblr asks#mother miranda#miri the prophet#it´s a title she wears with pride#(and it´s also fake af but shhh)#so don´t u dare try to claim it for yourself#u won´t like the outcome#resident evil village#re village#resident evil 8#re8
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Fake fic title: "Elegant Sin"
elegant sin 78k lestappen au priest!charles and mafia!max, slow burn, repressed emotions, Sacrilegious with capital S, fall from grace, homoerotic tension
max is a wayward adult on the run from nefarious forces (the red bull cartel). he finds refuge in a quiet church in the remote italian countryside and a clergyman with a mysterious past.
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"What do you know about the nature of original sin?" The clergyman asks. The white of the clergyman's collar is carefully starched, clean. Max remembers a job he had taken, once. How the blood of his mark dripped in ruby beads on a sharp white shirt. Max wondered once if that mark, that old man, had a family. He wonders if this clergyman would judge the nature of this sin - though admittedly not original in any way, just muscle memory that he has learned to repeat. "You can skip the lecture." Max says. "I am not here for that." "Va Bene. Stay as long as you like." Max gives a noncommittal nod. They are not in a confessional booth, just side by side in a pew. This clergyman has decided, for some reason, to take the spot closest to Max. As if he has read the tension of Max's hands gripped firmly around the dogeared bible, and sensed that he might in need of diversion. "I am Charles." "And I will appreciate some time to reflect upon my..." Max trails off. "Thoughts." Max stares determinedly forward, trying to figure out how to extricate himself from this conversation, as well as from the henchmen who have been on his tail. Horner has increased the bounty to a high seven figure fee, which is awfully inconvenient for Max in this current predicament of trying not to be put six feet under. "I think they will not enter this place. It is a refuge, after all." Charles says. With the same gaiety as one would have reading out some lottery numbers. Max turns to Charles. The clergyman's mouth is tugged up into a warm smile, and his eyes sparkle with mirth. Max's heart beats in alarm - at odds with the calm tone with which the brown-haired man spoke of the violence right outside the heavy wooden doors. Max pins the other man with his gaze. Charles does not look away. "Who are you?"
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#lestappen#cl16#mv33#3316#1633#wiz.HCs#i don't have enough background of religious knowledge to write or execute this#however in case u enjoy a window into this little world... here it is#fake fic titles game#thank u also for the ask!#u can also picture one of the soundtrack songs being âeverything is romanticâ by charli xcx to add to the delulu#have i scribbled out this idea before?? i spend so much time in my own head sometimes i honestly can't remember#anyway--
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Fic title ask game: Just Seeing Things... Right?
<Incorrect-fnaf-quotes
"Just Seeing Things... Right?"
It has been a year since that night at the Pizzaplex, but Gregory is still terrified. He holds a brave face, but inside it feels like fireworks are constantly going off next to him. Sometimes after dark he will see something out of the corner of his eye and freeze. Because of this, Freddy told him he is no longer allowed to drive at night. The only other thing Gregory can do besides drive is sleep, but his insomnia is so bad he just sits there for 8 hours. Tonight was no different. As he looks out into the trees, he sees something move. Rubbing his eyes, he takes another look. Those do not look like an animal's eyes.
Takes place after the van ending.
#Clownie honks#asks#Gregory SB#Security Breach#FNaF#MyArt#fake fic title#Monty Gator#Shattered Monty#//I WANTED TO MAKE A LITTLE PICTURE FOR THIS :o)
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How is Bruce doing in the Jason lives au?
I means it's Bruce so even if Jason didn't die I'm sure he'll still manager to get worse just means he can't blame it on Jason's death in this universe
#ask#plotbunny-bundle#im joking#kinda#he probably is doing a bit better tho#which considering how he is in canon#its not the highest bar to clear#something i was thinking about tho#is his âdeathâ#so obviously when he dies#dick still becomes batman and all that jazz#but something i thought was funny#is that with tim being a reporter#hes just gonna be writing articles titled ânew batman is fakeâ#âwhy the bats want us to think the og batman is deadâ#âbatmans not dead 10 pieces of evidence to prove itâ
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#card captor sakura#cardcaptor sakura#clear card arc#ccsakura#yuna d. kaito#clamp#sakura card captor#my fanarts#my fanart#come on he's still pretty with those eyes#he's even more intimidating now lol#a little bit of rehabilitation cause I haven't drawn anything in long time again#what I would really like to ask to CLAMP is if he still uses the D in his fake name#I think it would be incoherent for him to keep it since it was a title given by the Association and he's definitively cut ties with them#Yuna Kaito?#so it's even more apparent he took it from the Unakite stone lol
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fake title: almost tethered
đ Almost Tethered
This was, by far, the longest and most awkward silence in the history of mankind, and yet, Louis couldnât, for the life of him, think of a single thing to say.
Because, really, what was he supposed to say?
He knew fuck all about the man sitting casually on his chaise in a frieghteningly sexy brown duck jumper, except that he had been crazy enough to agree to a threesome with Louis and his fiancĂŠ to help spice up their already very extended engagement (that every single person they loved was still waiting for them to call off).
Well, okay, Louis didnât know âfuck allâ exactly. He knew he had a face that was a little too pretty to be true (so much so that Louis had bet Robbie they were being catfished and was now down ÂŁ20), that he was probably making an obscenely (heh) good living if his (surprisingly tasteful, only-strategically-posed-artful-nudes) OnlyFans page had anything to say about it, and that his actual real name was Harry Styles.
So, Louis knew some things (four, he knew a total of four things), none of which he could use to fill this rather excruciating silence. Lovely.
It didnât help that Harry hadnât said a thing to him either since walking through their door â not that he could have, what with the way Robbie had bulldozed through the introductions before swiftly exiting to make everyone martinis.
(âDo you even know how to make a martini?â Louis had asked as they were getting dressed that evening.
Robbie had waved off his very pressing concern. âIâll Google it. Wine just seems a little too pedestrian for a threesome, you know?â)
Louis began to roll his eyes at the memory but quickly aborted the motion, worried Harry might think it was directed at him. He reverted back to their mutual staring, though, admittedly whilst Louis was sure his expression was similar to that of a frightened raccoon, Harryâs was painfully cool. Collected and poised. Almost serene. Unbothered.
His smirk was soft; green eyes kind yet still somewhat appraising. Louis supposed he couldnât help it, given their, ah, agenda for the evening. He actually found himself hoping Harry liked what he saw.
Louis certainly did; found himself wondering if it would be appropriate to lick at the swallows tattooed on Harryâs collarbones, or if that was more of a second session kind of thing.
Would there be a second session? Likely not, since the entire point of doing this with a stranger was to avoid all the awkwardness afterwards. (Which said nothing of the awkwardness during.)
He was overthinking and needed to stop, immediately.
God, say something! Louis commanded himself, unable to remember the last time he blinked. As had become habit since his engagement, his hand drifted down to fiddle with the watch he wore with a fierce kind of loyalty on his right wrist. His mind drifted to three words hidden under the expensive leather strap â his accidental life mantra, bestowed upon him by fate.
He thought of how the curve of capital D swooped, how the N had always been a little crooked, how he had learned the cursive version of an S before he could even write or read.
How Robbie hadnât said the words when theyâd met.
How, because of that, his family thought this engagement had been doomed from the start.
How Harry still hadnât said anythiâ
âDonât be nervous.â
Louisâ answer was automatic, almost involuntary, because heâd been saying it in mock response all his life. âIâm not.â
Needless to say, the next time Louis found himself staring awkwardly back at Harry Styles, it was not because of their impending threesome. It was because said third in their impending threesome had just uttered his soulmark.
â Or, there were a multitude of awkward ways to meet oneâs soulmate. They could say your mark from the urinal next to you mid-wee at a funeral, or sneaking out of your flatmateâs bedroom after a one night stand, or trying to upsell the newest state-of-the-art dildo in their family-owned sex shop.
Still, Louis was pretty sure his version was the one that took the cake.
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fake title: It's Cold Outside
okay so the obvious idea would be something christmas themed. HOWEVER! i like going against the grain.
itâs cold outside -
big time rush gets asked to play a charity hockey game for make a wish foundation (or a similar charity). while practicing for it, kendall gets injured and the boys have to figure out how theyâre going to play the game without him, and maybe they realize that they can be leaders as well.
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for the fake fic ask game! i hope no one sent this in yet but đ clear as night đ ^^
Tags: Canon Compliant, Grow back together
Summary:
Night has always been my time. Even more so now, safe in Peetaâs arms, listening to the steady beat of his heart. Bathed in the soft glow of moonlight that spills through our open window, I can see more clearly now than I ever could in the light of day.
Or
Vignettes of Katniss and Peeta bed sharing leading up to âso afterâ
Fake Fic Ask Game
#ask#smolhours#thank you for the ask!!#fake fic ask game#đŠśđŠśđŠś#this is such a good title#Im going to keep it in mind for future fics!
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Fic title: What More Can I Say?
Sam Winchester x Reader
Well, this got out of hand. Dean was necessary or I would have kept going.
âSo, say I like this guy,â you explained in a very hypothetical manner.
Sam hummed in acknowledgement before passing on the chips you offered.
âWeâve been talking for awhile now, about most anything, and I want to tell him that I like him, but Iâm worried about how heâll take it.â
Sam scratched the side of his face thoughtfully, his mouth dropping open as he let out a âhuh.â
âDo you think I should tell him anyway?â You peered at him, intently awaiting his response. Because there was no other guy. It was Sam, through and through. And so much hinged on his answer.
Like your happiness, his, and where you would both be sleeping that night.
Sam shrugged and leaned forward in his seat to clasp his hands together on the table. You mirrored his movement.
âIâve got a similar situation. Iâve been thinking on it for a while. Do you want my advice?â
You liked him so much, you werenât going to remind him that thatâs exactly what you had just asked for.
âYes.â
âTell him. You and I have been talking a lot lately, so, and correct me if Iâm wrong, I think Iâve gotten to know you pretty well. Youâre smart, youâre brave. If you feel there is something between you and this guy, Iâm willing to be that there is. And that youâre brave enough to do something about it.â
You were ready to spill your guts then and there, but Sam kept talking.
âFor me though, I donât think Iâve been brave enough to put myself out there where she would notice. I donât think I stand a chance at all.â
He had been so lost in his confession that your crestfallen face caught him by surprise.
 âSam, youâre the best! If this girl has no idea of how great you are, then she doesnât deserve you.â
âYou donât have to say that.â
âBut, itâs true!â
Sam smiled sheepishly, his gaze dropping back to the table. A pinkish hue flushed his cheeks and you yearned to cup his face in your hands and kiss him.
âYouâre too kind, Y/N. I really think you should tell your guy-â
âOH MY GOD,â Dean interrupted from down the table.
Neither you nor Sam had noticed when he joined you, but he had an empty plate in front of him and a tumbler of whiskey in hand.
âItâs you, Sam. Y/N likes you. And Y/N, youâre the girl that Sam has been trying to get to notice him. Okay? You like her, she likes you. You like him, he likes you. Thereâs no one else. Literally no one else that you two are talking about â other than each other.â
Dean paused to breathe and when he fully realized that both you and Sam were doing nothing but stare at him in stunned silence, he threw his hands up and excused himself from the table.
send me a made-up fic title and iâll tell you what i would write to go with it
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Some Made Up Fic Titles for you! (This is minecraftbookshelf on my main XD)
One For Fiction, Two For Truth
A Map To Nowhere
Down the Candle Road
One For Fiction, Two For Truth: Set after a life season, Martyn finally captures a watcher. He decides to interrogate it while he has the chance, unfortunately for him it doesn't want to help, only answering with taps. Two for yes, one for no. Whatâs it's name? Why hasnât it escape? And where are they held?
A Map To Nowhere: Only a few players managed to escape in the outer ring of the nuclear blast. One lucky survivor being Eret whoâs leading the charge out of the Dream Smp. Everyone believes in her guiding them out but can Eret live up to the leadership? Does he even know where theyâre going?
Down the Candle Road: Pix is the best archaeologist in all of the empires. But some times you need a bit of help getting around ancient ruins. Calling in a favour, Scott the local thief helps Pix with a new and unexplored site where golden candles are forever lit, leading them down further into the earth.
Thank you so much for these titles mate! Sorry for the mass reblogged I just really liked your blurb answers XD
#grim talks#dream smp#empires smp#life series#fake fic titles#ask game#I honestly could see 1 and 3 being really cool one shots#and 2 being a longer fic#you my dude are giving me great ideas lmao#fake fics
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