#eyesore talks

[ganondoodle]

so i didnt watch the game awards (bc i dont care really, also it was at 1am for me)

but i went back to see the bit where they talked about totk bc it did win an award (sadly bc i frankly dont thik it deserved that) and heard how totk was about "the player making their own story" which is.... ???

like it very much HAS, undenialbly, a story, its pretty clear about that, and its a bland and boring and also illogical one at that, you as the player influence what? how many sages or tears you get and that doesnt change fuck all?? building a hoverbike is making a story ??? huh?? do mean reenacting king kong with toys and glue?? i guess i CAN do that now but i dont play ZELDA for that????

it honestly, looking at the game as a whole too, sounds like "make one up yourself" bc they didnt care enough to write a good one themselves, much less give you any ground to work with bc they treated botws lore like it never happened

but its also so very much contradictory "making your own story" with WHAT, WITH WHAT?? there are no choices that matter and again, there IS a boring ass story, i literally cannot make it my own bc theres no option to do that bc it very much is dictated what happens?? you destroy the good groundwork from botw and old titles that you COULD work with and now tell me "we didnt bother writing a good story bc you should make your own" what the hell am i playing the game for then?? why make it a zelda?? why should i bother playing through a game for its story that you didnt bother to write?????? and you also DID?? but a bad one bc you didnt actually care??? why make one at all??? i could have worked better with an actual sandbox game

"lol i wanted to fuck around with game physics, if you want a story make it up yourself despite there being absolutely one as much in your face as it can be and everythign the previous title was discarded so nothing actually matters, do what you want lol nothing matters" really huh, this is were we are at now

why the fuck did you not make it an actual sandbox spin off then, at least we wouldnt have to deal with this missmatched cocktail of stuff you didnt bother to care about

just please, make your dream sandbox game, just make it, you know you want to, just do it, but dont pretend its a canon story focused zelda title, a sequel to one of the most -full of potential to be elaborated on- zelda games no less

[fancylala4]

Sdv Stan: this sos/hm (before the split) sucks and sdv is so much better! Why are you even playing it? Sdv saved the genre, unlike story of seasons. It’s such a downgrade from…

Me:

[whatudottu]

Do y'all think object heads have a peculiar vision? Well I certainly do!

If DJSS is actually a supernova then assumption probably brings with it the idea they were a star, and being a star where it sends light in every direction and vision is directly correlated to light, what if that means omnidirectional vision?

[kakushusband]

God fucking help me I don't think I can take another fuckass bug.

[peearrdee]

me: yeah I don’t really care that much about hs 2 or pq or the epilogues…

davepeta: *exists*

me: YEAHHHHHHHH BABEYYYYYYYY

[gwensy]

i should assign youtubers to the e65 teenaged twentysomethings

[spiribia]

would you still love me if i was a worm

[elizabethmasen]

i loooovee rb radios of "theres something wrong with the car!" god i hope so

[aahsoka]

im not usually very like. angry about mormonism. but every time i see the new temple they built near me i think about committing arson

[theolddivorcedzukka]

they need to make a pink palette for tumblr

[rubyone]

serializd allowing you to change the displayed poster is literally such a game changer. i am never looking at that horrible s15 poster ever again

[luesmainblog]

a good chunk of that "individuals with mental health issues" is veterans, btw. this is a well known portion of the homeless population; people who were drawn into the military(assuming they weren't drafted), got severely fucked up by the literal cult tactics and possibly the horrific shit they did, then returned to normal life and realized they were absolutely not prepared to go back home and be a person.

putting your feelings about the military aside, think about that for a second. the government draws in a bunch of fresh adults with promises of college financing and glory and national pride, they rewire them to be simultaneously super aggressive/paranoid and super pliable to authority, then when done with them they just ship em back with the world's shortest briefing and a "good luck". and now you're supposed to just. go to the grocery store and get a job and stuff? and act like that shit didn't change you?

and if you can't do that, there is very little support to help you. they break you and then they don't even bother to pick up the pieces. then think about how we treat the homeless.

The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

[smalltimecia]

Oh FUCK I need 2 bust out my laptop and get a cute theme 4 this blog. If only I could wrangle my two idiot braincells long enough 2 learn html so I can have smthn fully my own. How the FUCK did I do that at, like. 13.

[simbleleven]

Ugh, what am I doing even with my character page – I feel like all my earlier visions for it have left me. I'm gonna revamp the whole thing.

[jelreth]

just got a papercut drawing out the armour fuck this gay earth

so i wrote a longgggg post even before i got to my thermodynamics rant but . whatever. anyways. exoskeleton, belt of first aid and misc junk, little skirt wrap to implicate wings, segmented armour for flexibility and airtime maneuvering , i think you get the drill