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a-man-possesed · 6 years ago

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Just a joke

Roger Taylor X Reader

summary: you are Brians close childhood friend, you get along with all his friends, his family and his band mates but you have problems understanding the drummer of the group - Roger. There is always this awful tension between the two of you and you hate it, or do you?

warnings: smut, reference to sexual acts, involvement in sexual acts, swearing, drinking, arguments

A/N: this is my first Roger fanfic, and the first smut i ever posted so bare with me. I would very appriciate if you in any way like this monstrosity. Also if you want me to write something, don´t hesitate to ask me - i´m open to anything

This was a normal october night for you. You were at work, going through the pile of books on the floor, the table all the chairs and aranging them alphabeticaly on the shelves. You always loved books, the smell of parchment, the leather bindings and the absolute bliss of just plopping yourself somewhere book in hand and going in for another adventure.

This job was perfect for you, the whole day surrounded by books, the lack of customers allowing you to read through them, but then once in a while being able to talk to someone, who has the same passion about written pages as you have. Not that you didn´t have any friends. You had in fact a best friend. His name was Brian and he was there for you since day one. Your parents knew eachother very well, they visited one another frequently and went on holidays together. You spend your whole childhood and teenage years with Brian and none of you got bored of the other. You were very close, no one could deny that. He brought out the light in you, made you step out of your introverted bubble a bit. It was nice really. He always talked about how he wants to form a band. ¨

"you know it´ll be great, i´ll play the guitar, you´ll sing! you love singing, and you are bloody good at it" he laughs, and falls down on the soft mattres of your bed. You´ve had this conversation countless times, it always ends the same.¨

You can´t change. "Bri, you know that won´t work, i can´t sing in front of a crowd." you say quietly - almost guilty.

"But you always sing in front of me!" he exclaims and looks at you, seeing the sadness behind your smile. "think about it" he points a finger to your chest and gives you one of his warm looks.

The memory makes you smile a bit. Brian did fortunately acomplish his dream of forming a band. His bandmates Fred, Deacy and Roger helped him achieve it. Ofcourse Brian rocks the guitar, Freddie who sings like a god is obviously the lead singer, Deacy plays the bass with bliss in his eyes and Roger bangs the drumms. You are good friends with them, but you don´t get along well with Roger, that´s also why you don´t call him by a nickname. Its simply because you are not fond of his arrogance, his cocky confidence, the way he makes you feel dirty just by the way he makes fun of you. Saying you can´t have fun. He says fun, though he means getting absolutely drunk, partying and having sex with girls he doens´t know the names of. He is so full of himself, and all these girls only raise his ego. Althoug you don´t really understand what it is, that he has against you, you don´t have enough courage to ask him about it, so you just end up arguing with him everytime you meet the boys.

But now you are very busy balancing yourself on the wooden chair as you try to make yourself taller to place the book in its place. You hear the door bell singnaling someone has stepped into the shop.

"I´ll be right there to assist you, just when i get this b-ook t-there." you huff as you lean more forward to finally let the book go. You know your jeans covered ass is exposed to the new customer, but you try not to think about that too much, hoping the person isn´t looking. You relax as you get off the chair and turn to face the customers only to be greated by the boys. They all have smirks plastered across their faces as they look at you.

"May i say, that was a nice greeting." Brian jokes as you approach them. You hit his shoulder with a laugh. You hug him and great the boys.

"Why are you here, you know i´m working?" you ask as you turn your back to them and pick up some books from the floor. Roger scoffs, you know exactly what he thinks, but you are glad he kept to himself not wanting to argue with him the second they showed up.

"Darling, we know you finish in a couple of minutes, or hours, doesn´t matter, and we also happen to know nobody ever comes to this shop, so basically you have nothing to do here." Freddie almost sings out. You smile, he´s always been really kind with you, helping you when you´re in need, alaways being there to offer some advice. But he also likes to joke around.

"Why are you here?"

"Well you see Y/N we are here to ask if you´d like to join us at the pub." Deacy smiles sweetly, looking at the boys for some reassurance. They nod.

"The plan is to get you drunk and then you´ll shag Roger." Freddie jokes about your "fights" with Roger. They always make jokes about the sexual tension in the room rising whenever the two of you meet.

"If thats the plan, i´m sorry to dissapoint, but that´s not happening." you look at Roger, his blonde hair is rough, his clothes are too. The jacket he´s wearing reminds you of the summer holidays you spent together. Countless fights, spilled drinks and the smell of cigarettes reminds you of how you feel about this particular jacket. However his face looks beatiful. You have to admit that indeed he is a very attractive man. His blue eyes and scrunched up features compliment his tough look. He has a small mark under his eyebrow from when he had a fist fight with a random guy in the pub the other day. It still looks fresh. You admit you were worried about him. You asked if he was okay, if he needed help but he told you to piss off and angrily went through the backdoor. Even if you don´t understand him - you still consider him as your friend and care about him.

"I´m just joking love" Freddie expands his hands switching his gaze between you and Roger.

"You always do" you whisper and he winks at you.

Finally you decide it´s best if you finish and call it a day. You write a note incase the owner, who is also your boss shows up. You write down, how you´ve finished all your work, and that you´ve gone home early. You walk with the boys to your appartment. They´ve been here countless times. You step to the door and take your key out to unlock it. You open it and everyone gets inside. All of them immediately drop on your sofa, except Deacy who prefers to sit in the old leather armchair that doesn´t really match the style of the colorful sofa. You get into your bedroom opening your small closet.

You take out a black see-through blouse and black leather shorts . You brush your hair, and put on some lipstick. You keep your four rings on. They are some kind of luck charm. You look at yourself in the mirror before getting back to the living room. The boys sit up and eye you down.

"Wow, you don´t know what this does to me do you?" Deacy commented with awe. Your cheeks flush as you motion them to get up. You take your keys and step into a pair of high heels. Brian opens the door for you, which makes you laugh. You head to the pub.

You know this place well. Almost better than your parents house considering you have spent far more time here than in that bloody place. All of you order a drink at the bar, and sit down at the nearest table. You are glad there are no mobs of crazy fans. It´s already late and this pub isn´t where the boys usually play. This is a place you always go to together.

You clank your glasses and chug down the bitter liquid. It makes your body shiver, the taste lingers on your tongue and you instantly want more. You may seem like a bore with all your books but you do love a good drink. You are sitting between Brian and Deacy, Freddie and Roger are on the other side of the table.

You enjoy the company of them and the alcohol in your blood. You think about how it´s unusual of Roger to not start a fight with you. You wonder if everything is alright, if he is perhaps upset about something. You shake the thought off and order another drink.

"Let´s play a game my darlings" Freddie proposes. None of you are against it, probably due to the drunk state you all are in.

"truth or dare" Roger says. You roll your eyes. He always suggest this game.

You are anoyed to say the least. You know he will make those remarks about your sex life and pressure you into spilling the truth. He notices your distaste and scoffs. Deacy takes a deep breath. "Here we go"

"Oh, let´s hear it Y/N. What is the problem this time.." Roger places his hands on his chest. You laugh. "You always pick this game, don´t you know any other game?" mocking his gesture, you place your hands on your chest as well.

"but you enjoy it, i know you do" he smirks to himself. You know he is right, the adrenaline feeling you get is so contrasting to your other evenings you spend reading books.

"you aren´t as innocent as you like to think of yourself." he adds, you see Brian trying to get him to shut up, but Roger isn´t one to let things go that easily.

"i can´t even imagine, not that i would want to, what goes on inside your little head.. it must be outrageos." you start to feel emmbarased, your cheeks are heated. You feel frustrated, the tension between you two is growing by the minute. You stare in his eyes, trying to make up his feeling. what does he mean?

"It must be outrageous not getting any attention, or satysfaction." he sounds so arrogant, it makes you angry. what has he to tell you that.

"That´s none of your buisness! maybe i don´t want to distract myself from work. You wouldn´t understand" you say clearly getting angrier by the minute. You feel hurt, you don´t want to argue with him, but he gives you no other choice.

"If you´re so sexually frustrated why not take a piece of me?" he laughs while taking a sip of his drink. You´ve had enough.

"Rog, i think that´s enough.." Deacy tries to save the situation but it is already late.

"I can say whatever i want, i would really advise you to take my offer. Hundreds of girls would be so jealous of you right now" You ask Brian to move, he looks worried and asks you if you´re okay. You don´t want to talk about it, you take a hold of his shoulders and cross his legs trying to get as far away from this table as possible.You storm towards the exit. Not rasponding to the calls of your name.

Outside the bar there are some people talking, not as much noise as inside. The cold hits your skin as you shiver.

Should´ve brought a jacket.

You stare at the glowing moon and stars around it. It calms you a bit, you feel at peace finally. You replay what happened back there in you head, thinking about the whole situation.

The funny thing is - you started to develop some feelings for Roger. You didn´t know how it was possible, considering he is probably the most arrogant and selfish person you know. But you do like the way he is around Brian and the boys, he can be sweet and gentle - only not to you. He gets angry very easily that´s true, but in general, if you don´t start he is not the one who will. You can´t forget the fact that he is insanely handsome. You laugh to yourself.

How could this happen?

You were getting so hurt about what he said earlier because you knew, but you couldn´t admit it. Even to yourself.

You are falling for Roger Taylor.

You stay like this, watching the beaty of the night sky, the glow of the street lights setting the mood. You feel composed again, until the door opens and you hear the boys yelling at eachother from far away.

"You´ve gone too far Rog." Brian scolds him.

"Again" Deacy adds.

"Can i ask you something, are you perhaps the sexually frustrated one?" Freddie jokes.

"Yeah, you haven´t had a girl in a long time. do you need help?" Brian laughs loudly.

"Very funny. Don´t need your help shithead" he states, his voice clearly annoyed. Freddie chimes in again.

"The tension between you and Y/N was almost.."

"Arousing" Deacy whispers but you still can hear it.

"John!" Brian scolds him too.

You turn around, they all look at you trying to figure out what you´ll do next. You ask them if they want to accompany you at your appartment. Brian helps you walk, which you appriciate.

"I´m freezing." you shake a bit. What comes next shocks you - Roger offers you his jacket. You look at him. He looks like he might regret what happend back there. He holds his hand out, squeezing his jacket in his palm. You don´t know what you do, you stop and watch him closely. He doesn´t look at you, until he feels a bit emmbarased.

"You´re making me feel stupid, take the fucking jacket." his voice cracks finally making eye contact with you. His look is completely different from the one he had at the pub. You feel bad and stupid for making such a fuss about it.

"I´ll gladly take your jacket Rog" you say. Now he looks dumbfounded. You brush against his hand softly as he shivers, your hand is cold as his hand burns like fire.

"I was just a bit taken back. thank you." you express quietly.

"Did you just call me Rog?"

You´ve never called him Rog.

"It´s just..you´ve never called me Rog.." he looks down.

"I like the sound of it though.." he smirks. You blush but turn your face away so he won´t notice.

"Ehm, guys, can we continue walking now?" Brian snaps you back to reality. You nod fast and push away the emotions you are feeling inside right now. The others start talking again, meanwhile the both of you don´t say a word till you get to the appartment.

"truth or dare?" Freddie asks you. You don´t think to long about it.

"dare." you´ve been sitting in your living room for the past 2 hours, drinking anything that´s in your cupboards, finally feeling a little drunk. And ofcourse - playing that stupid game. Brian and Freddie have taken the sofa, Deacy and Roger fought who gets to sit in the armchair. Roger won, so now you and Deacy are spread across the dark red carpet.

"I dare you to sit on Brians lap. it´s convenient, after all we don´t have enough space for you on this couch and to be completely honest, even though that carpet looks absolutely ravishing, i doubt that it´s comfortable down there." Freddie says as you get up from the floor.

"Bri, Do you mind?"

"Not at all." he gestures to his lap and you instantly drop in his arms, not being able to stand for so long. His arms move around your waist and hold you close. You don´t mind either. His embrace is warm, safe and calming. You feel much better now.

"Your turn darling" Fred points to you and takes a gulp from his glass of whiskey.

You take in the scenery before you. Deacy is half asleep on the carpet, Brian draws small circles onto your sides. Your gaze meets Rogers.

"Rog? truth or dare?"

"christ, truth Y/N"

You don´t have to even think, you wanted to know the answer to this for quite a while now.

"Why did you punch that guy the other day?" he freezes, there is a look on his face you don´t really know what to think of.

"He called you a whore." he says simply. "he said he´d bang you so hard that if it were me and my drums i´d break them, he talked about doing all these things to you. It was disgusting, he doesn´t even know your name, yet he had so much shit to say. i hated that. i hated the way he talked about you like that"

Your heart skips a beat. He defended you? You are a bit shocked to be honest. Obviously you didn´t expect him to explain what happened, and you certainly didn´t expect that fight to be about you. You feel flattered, you can´t think straight, maybe because of the ammount of alcohol in you blood, or maybe because you didn´t know Roger would defend you in such a way.

"Would you bang me like you banged your drums when you broke them?"

Freddie chokes on his drink, spilling half of it on his clothes. Brian forgot how to breath for a second and smacked your thigh while trying to catch his breath. Roger is just blinking his eyes trying to prove to himself you really just asked that. The only noise filling the room are Deacys snores. All of you are silent for a bit. You don´t really know why you just said that, and in this moment you don´t especialy care either. Roger looks so good in the dim light of your living room. His hair a complete mess, his eyes look tired from all the alcohol he consumed. The way he arrogantly sits in the armchair would normaly make you roll your eyes, but now you only get more turned on.

"I think i´ll take off my soaked pants, not that you should do the same Y/N, but i think Roger would very appriciate it." Freddie gets up, setting the drink on the table in front of him. You can hear him enter the bathroom. Brian stiffens, still being under you.

"I think i´ll leave you guys to it." He remarks as he pushes you off him to the free space that has formed beside him since Freddie left.

"Deacy wake up" he shakes the sleeping man.

"What is happening?" he asks sleepily.

"the prophecy"

They leave you and Roger alone in the living room, they make their way to your bedroom as quick as they can. Roger clears his throat, realizing he hasn´t said anything.

"What?" he mutters.

"I´m not going to repeat myself, you heard me." you comment crossing your legs. He watches every movement you make closely. He stands up form his seat and walks straight to you - sitting down on the sofa. You put your legs in his lap, he strokes them slowly, tracing his fingers along your skin ever so slow, savouring the moment.

"We shouldn´t do anything you´ll regret tommorow when you are sober." he says gently, surprising you.

"like you care." you note.

"no" he says sternly "i do care Y/N, even if you think of me as the biggest asshole on the planet i am not so bad."

"That´s such a you thing to say" you hit his chest playfuly, he opens his mouth pretending to be hurt, it makes you smile. You don´t know if you thought about it before, but you like spending time with him. When he throws his arrogance and need to impress everyone around, he can be really gentle. However make his remarks at the same time. Only that this time they don´t annoy you, not only because you start to realise you may have some other feelings for Roger, but also because right now in this moment he isn´t trying to impress anyone else but you. There is no one else in the room so his jokes make you laugh because you know he is right. He notices your different behaviour.

"Hey Y/N why are you acting so different now?"

You think about what to say next. You don´t want to make things awkward between the two of you, don´t misunderstand, all these sex jokes really mean nothing. Most your conversations with Roger end up with talking about this topic anyway. So what is it that you are scared of? You don´t want your feelings to show. You don´t want him to know. Feelings and sex are two really different things, you don´t put them together in conversation, even if they in fact come as one.

"I guess your personality rubbed off on me, Taylor" you sit up, your face only inches away from his. You feel his hot breath tickling your nose, the smell of vodka driving you insane. You want to kiss him. You want to run your fingers through his hair. You want to do this so bad it hurts. He looks as into the moment as you.

"I just don´t want you to regret this" he said "i mean, we are polar opposites, peace and chaos, not that i don´t like this, - i fucking love it."

Fuck it.

You closed the distance between your lips, placing your hand on his cheek. He responded to the kiss within seconds not wasting any time by putting his hands on either side of your face, running them up your back and resting them on your hips. You finally run your hand through his hair, tuging on his roots. You break the kiss.

"God." you breathe out. He smirks at you as he pushes your back on the sofa, pinning your hands above your head. He attacks your neck, giving you little love bites and sucking on it gently - leaving his marks.

"I didn´t know you were so gentle Rog." you laugh. His hot breath tickles your neck as you shiver beneath him. You squirm your hands, you want to run your hands all over his body. Feel his chest, his heartbeat fast. He has one of his legs between yours nudging you slightly, which makes you even more heated. "I think i´ve fallen for you." you mutter inbetween breaths. He stops and looks you deep in the eyes.

"What do you mean Y/N?"

"I have feelings for you Roger, that´s why it hurts so much to argue with you all the time. I just hope you don´t hate me" you say as you decide to tell him the truth. You rub his muscular arm. He looks at you with such a puzzled, yet sweet look that makes you want to kiss him all over again.

"If i didn´t have feelings for you already, i still think i couldn´t say yes to that." he says, his voice is deep, filled with lust and desire. He smirks at you as he slowly takes of your blouse. You lift your hands allowing him easier acces. He appriciates the beaty of your half naked form for a bit, moments later attacking your lace covered breasts with hunger. He places rough kisses down your chest, ending by the waisband of your shorts. He looks at you.

"May i?"

You nod, taking his hand and placing it on the button on your shorts. He takes your pants of and admires the way you look. Beneath him, on this shitty sofa in your small appartment. He takes in the moment, smiling to himself as he has finally got the girl he so desperately craved. You unclasp your bra, throwing it across the room. It flyes and lands in the pot of your plants. He plays with your nipples, he licks them, sucks them.

God he does all sorts of things.

He gets more rough, he puts his hand into your panties and yanks them down your legs, spreding your thighs on it´s way. He makes you realize you had all these desires that you didn´t want to act upon. You thought this would interfere with your work. But, god, fuck work at this point.

Or even better.

Fuck Roger Taylor.

Now you´re the one pushing his back. He doesn´t insist, he doesn´t fight back. In fact he likes you like this, being in control. You strandle his legs, rocking your hips on his lap. You just realized he is still fully clothed.

"Hey why am i the only one naked?"

You start to unbutton his shirt, leaving little kisses as you go along. He moans, and grunts also being fond of the feelings. As Brian pointed out earlier Roger hasn´t been with a girl in a long time, so he´s a bit

e x c i t e d

to finally feel some satysfaction. You can see that clearly on his pants. A big bulge has formed - his crotch. It feels like forever to Roger until you get him out of his clothesm leaving him in his boxers. You take your time.

It´s fun to tease him.

You play with the waistband of his boxers, maintaining intense eye contact as you do so. As you slide them down you gasp a little.

"First one you´ve seen?" he laughs at your clear reluctance.

"No, i´m just impressed."

He places you in his lap again, his boner pokes your thigh. You both are to worked up for foreplay, not that you need any. He conects you lips again.

"Are you sure about this?"

"Yes. Make love to me like the madman that you are."

And so here goes nothing.

He slips his hard member into you, a sound of lust leaving his lips. You rock your hips as you enjoy the feeling of being completely filled out. You moan his name countless times not caring that the boys can probably hear you. In this particular moment you don´t care about anything else than Roger. You don´t care about the way you look, how bad your hair is. He doesn´t care either. Sweat drips down his face, his hair falling across it.

You love this. You absolutely fucking love this.

You cannot say anything else, there is no other way to put it. You begin to understand all the girls who have fainted over Roger, but you can´t think about that right now as you feel your orgasm slowly approching.You feel the oh-so-familiar tightening of you stomach. The feeling completely washing over you as you try not to let in just yet. You enjoy this so much, you don´t want it to end.

"Rog, i-i´m cl-ose" you manage to squeak out. He holds you in his arms, thrusting into you, panting and groaning at his own movements and sensations. You can´t hold it anymore, so you let go. Shaking and moaning on the way. This tips Roger over the edge, cumming his heart out too. You both lay there breathless, you on top of him. He runs his fingers up and down your spine.

"I think i love you." he says as he plants a kiss in your messed up hair.

The next morning is even messier. You wake up as Freddie puts a blanket over the two of you. You jump a little, he silences you, gesturing that it´s okay. You nod, agreeing to talk about it later.

"I told you that was the plan" he mouthed as he walks away to the bathroom.

You look over at Roger, he looks so peaceful while he is sleeping. His lashes are so long, his mouth in a slight pout as he exhales through his nostrills. You get up, scrambling up your clothes from various places they have ended in and putting them on. You decide making breakfast is a good option, but unfortunately you don´t have much in your fridge other than some eggs.

You decide, an omelette it is!

You are so focused on cooking that you don´t notice Roger getting up and slipping in his boxers until you feel two hands around your waist and a head plop into the crook of your neck.

"Mornin´ watcha cooking?" he says in a cheaky tone that makes you laugh.

"Don´t know, doesn´t look good."

"It´ll taste great im sur-Ohh my god what in the heavens??" Brian enters the kitchen not believing his eyes. A partially naked Roger with hands around your waist.

"Am i still dreaming?"

"What kind of sick dreams do you have in mind Brian?" Deaky comes in. Great. This is a group party, everyone join!

"Everyone, take your pleasure seats and wait for our darling to bring you breakfast" you turn around and thank Freddie for trying to twist the conversation in a different matter. Roger smiles at you and joins the boys.

"Should i be afraid to sit on the sofa?" Brian comments, the room erupting into laughter. You included. You finally get it. It´s not about the jokes. It´s not about the tension. It´s simply just the way you look at life. Roger made you think, and maybe he was right. You could loosen up a bit. Or life will be what happens to you, while you´re busy making other plans.

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professorsailor-blog · 7 years ago

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ALL THE LWYMMD THEORY

EVERYTHNG I have seen. I’ve read so much, I have to get it out in ONE place. Please reblog and Add to it

References are not always given bc its too hard and this is too long already. But this tumblr post has some references: http://fallingdownz.tumblr.com/post/164766484321/lwymmd-theoriesreferences

EVERYTHING VISUAL- This is an amazing feat: http://tayloreputationswift.tumblr.com/post/164808227729/t-swift-the-entire-look-what-you-made-me-do

ALL the TAYLORS prominent in LWYMMD with names and descriptions- nice work! https://swiftie-fighting-dragons.tumblr.com/post/164771476418/the-ultimate-tag-yourself

NOTE TO TAYLOR: If you read this I want you to know that I know you can NOT “like” this because there is TOOO many hypotheticals and reaches and questions. IF you wanted to verify any individually- let me know and I’ll make a single post for the one you want.

First: She’s too sexy for your shirt. And you missed the joke. It is because people always say she isn’t a sex symbol. No one talked about that. WHY?

Second: She’s not giving up agency by saying you made her do it--- she’s taking over the persona you made her have----you forced her to be these things. HA! Several Tumblrs have talked about this successfully.

Intro

What is that building - a castle or church? Is it where Queen Snake lives?

Crows flying over

Some animals running- wolves from OOTW likely and/or Foxes From I Know Places “we are the foxes”

TS spelled in WHAT? Headstones? I don’t think so. Maybe. Thoughts?

First headstone on left says Film by Joseph Kahn

Taylor Headstone

Shape of a T not a cross.

Here lies Taylor Swift’s reputation

Notice, does not say here lies Taylor Swift- Tumbler fan noted the mural that was memed that had Taylor and dates 1989-2016. Dying in video is reaction to this mural- lwymmd. Everything in the video is a lwymmd.

http://themusic.com.au/opinion/music/2016/07/20/why-the-rip-taylor-swift-mural-in-melbourne-isn%E2%80%99t-funny/

Nils Sjoberg headstone-her pseudonym for This is What You Came Here For by ex-beaux Calvin Harris. Fan noted/Taylor liked on Tumbler that this is to signify that she will ALWAYS now take credit for her accomplishments (also a reference to Kanye saying he made Taylor famous and her speech that NO man will ever take credit for her accomplishments).

Lyrics: I don’t like your little games, don’t like your tilted stage, the role you made me play, of the fool, no I don’t like you

OOTW Zombie Taylor(Michael Jackson Thriller Reference) crawls out of the grave. That’s the reputation she was when they killed her. NOW she’s the Walking Dead.

Zombie is Burying her favorite reputation of Smiling Met Gala Taylor (Tmblr fan noted that Taylor has reported smiling her in her sleep bc she dreams of people taking pictures of her constantly, especially after heavy papparazzi days, that’s what she lives people.).

Taylor pulls a headstone and all the tilted ones around her get straight (I don’t like your tilted stage)

Tilted stage refers to Pablo tour by Kanye West. There was a point in Superbowl when Katy’s stage APPEARED to tilt bc of the graphics. Read in article.

Something falls behind the headstone she is holding onto. What?

TUB

Lyrics: I don’t like your perfect crime, how you laugh when you lie, You said the gun was mine, isn’t cool, no I don’t like you

Met Gala Taylor WAKES UP into new Taylor in a marble tub filled with diamonds. Connects to reference Tay made about her blank space self in a marble tub in pearls. Similar imagery to Katy Perry in tub of pearls in This is What We Do. http://www.elle.com/culture/music/news/a19471/katy-perry-this-is-how-we-do-video/ Also there are several references to Britany Spears bc of her difficulty with Media, including the mag cover of Britney in a tub of diamonds. http://www.famousfix.com/topic/ym-magazine-united-states-september-2000

There is a smear campaign saying it is about Kim K getting her diamonds robbed and leaving her in tub BUT this doesn’t make ANY sense. Nothing to do with lwymmd.

The Perfect Crime- it’s a crime to tape someone without their knowledge in California, but it is hard to fight in court, and it would be a SPECTACLE if Taylor sued—so Kimye get away with it.

You said the gun was mine--- You said I agreed to ALL the lyrics in the audiotape phone. NOT COOL I never would have approved the line, “I made that Bitch Famous”. NEVER. Obviously. And on the tape I do NOT.

Mirrors—first- there is lots of them foreshadowing the many Taylors to come.

In Mirrors Watch: she’s clapping with the music during, You Laugh, (when you lie). It’s like she’s applauding his ability to cover up a lie and make it look like she’s the stupid one. I can see Kanye doing this in my mind. Kind of like this: http://www.famousfix.com/topic/ym-magazine-united-states-september-2000

There are actually diamonds and other jewelry strewn ALL over the floor. Careless with our jewels? Money means nothing to you? Saw a video that shows how two on the left spell “ N O”, why? Is it related to the engagement ring box in Streaming Co? Did Calvin propose and she said NO?

Next to Tub: Three watches neatly arranged above locket Calvin Harris gave her. WHAT???????

THREES- a Tumbler fan noted that there are these three watches, sets of three stacks of gold bars, 3 chandeliers in ballroom, and three cars on the tarmack.

Watch is also in car crash hurtling toward the screen.

Queen of the Snakes.

Lyrics: I got harder, I got smarter in the nick of time. Honey I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time, I’ve got a list and yours is in red underlined, I check it once, then I check it twice Oh.

SNAKES EVERYWHERE. The Kim K Snake Emoji that became well used by bad people

There are Roman columns and Et Tu Brute is on the arms of the throne. Essentially- back stabber. Part of a Roman story about Caesar and Brutus and even Brutus betrayed Caesar.

On throne there are 12 snakes, Tumbler fan figured out that Taylor is the 13th snake to make Tay’s favorite number is 13. It’s her birthday. December 13 I THINK?

Someone said that the gold wall behind Taylor looks a lot like artwork from Kanye’s album. Kinda.

Red Dress. Red is typical for queens, but Katy did have a perfume campaign called Own The Thone where she was in a red gown. It was similar to outfit for her music video for song Love Me by Killer Queen (is the title of the video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLXbhpyrX7I. Katy is known for loving Queen’s song Killer Queen and referring to herself as one, even in Swish Swish.

Serving tea, Taylor is captured in pics constantly having tea. Her fans have tea in 1989 mugs. There is a company that sells Taylor’s fave tea. AND, when she says OH! Lwymmd- the snakes drop the teapot onto the floor. Tumbler fan noted that last one.

Car Crash

Lyrics: Oh Look what you made me do, look what you made me do, look what you just made me do, look what you just made me do

She’s singing the song throughout the crashing. Love it.

Imagery mimics Madonna’s video for What it Feels Like For A Girl. (diss or tribute is unclear, Madonnas MV for Bitch I’m Madonna is seen as a response to Bad Blood- but Taylor has denied and takes offense that people suggest Madonna would do that, not sure where M stands on the issue).

Gold Car looks like the one Katy used in MV Waking Up In Vegas, which Taylor publicly applauded, and also similar car Katy arrived to VMA’s in with denim matching outfits with Riff Raff (copying Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake years earlier. Doesn’t matter, except that the intro in THAT car was NOTICED. There are pictures of them getting out of it.

Gold Car Tumbler fans want to be the Maserati driving down the dead end street like in lyrics for Red. I’ve read several who say it’s a Bugatti. Thoughts?

Wearing dress with snakeskin like Met gala 2017 dress Tumblr fan noted. Hair is blond with typical Katy-like ponytail and Katy- like new bangs over her forehead. Leopard coat is like Katys and one that Katy would wear. Note that it is NOT a tiger but rather a cheetah (faster) that is in the seat with a collar that says 13, and later walking away calmly from the exploding TS building.

Tumber fan noted and Taylor liked that she just crashed a car and all the paparazzi are doing is taking pictures. Especially of the Grammy.

Tumblerfan noted and Taylor liked that the paparazzi are her longtime dancers. http://ts1989fanatic.tumblr.com/post/164790333792/ts1989fanatic-newromanticsinnewyorkportugal

Tumbrfan noted that Taylor is holding a Grammy (in Maserati, the Grammy she should have won for Red) which is seen as Taylor has 10 Grammy’s, and Katy has zero. So there! Wait- that means it def isn’t Katy. BURN.

Gilded Birdcage for a Songbird- obviously poor her in my gilded cage metaphor

Wearing orange jumpsuit- like a prisoner, but classier. Orange is the new Black.

Has glamour shots like a model (from an article I read) in Chanel perfume advertisement has Vanessa Paradiso (Lily Rose Depp’s Mother) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGtmjZ9Yuj0

Also some same glamour poses as in Wildest Dreams MV.

One tubmlr fan says she has a person sized birdcage in her Nashville apartment. No idea.

Miley Cyrus has a MV with birdcage she might be dissing. (Miley has sided with Katy). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSG6z_13-Q

Opens with- “A creature so rare it was thought to be extinct. Well we shall see. Ladies and gentleman tonight In captivity for the first time, The rarest creature on earth.. meeley cirrus”

I read there is another MV for song _____ by ______has swing in birdcage.

Thought of Sia and Elastic Heart MV in birdcage. Don’t think there is a connection.

Lyrics: I don’t like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to me, you asked me for a place to sleep, locked me out, and threw a feast. What?!

A PLACE TO SLEEP https://professorsailor-blog.tumblr.com/post/164816200670/you-asked-me-for-a-place-to-sleep-in-this-bed-by

Kimye are Hollywood royalty right now. They asked her for a place to sleep—IN THE BED in the Famous Video (only 27M views)!!! The video of the phone call shows that Kanye asked Taylor about the lyric, Me and Taylor might still have sex. She thought it was funny and kind of a compliment she said on the call. Just asking for a place to sleep. They did NOT discuss the offensive line: I made that bitch famous. Which Taylor would never had agreed to. But it didn’t matter. Kim released the tape of the call that made it sound like Taylor was okay with it—and Taylor was Locked out of the kingdom.

THE FEAST- It just hit me. They feasted on HER!!!!! Ripped her to shreds with everyone else. Wow- Taylor is really good at lyrics. It’s probably just that they had some fun parties too. I read someone on Tumbler with a similar idea later. Didn’t grab the reference. Sorry.

Streaming Co./ Biker bitches flash back and forth, see below

Lyrics: The world moves on another day another drama drama. But not for me, not for me, all I think about it karma. And then the world goes on but one thing’s for sure. Maybe I got mine but you’ll all get yours

She’s robbing the streaming co. So obviously she called out Apple Music for not paying artists during trial periods and won. She took her stuff off Spotify. She has an opinion, and people called her out at petulant and greedy, while RICH.

So- She’s Burning Money. Robbing them Blind. She has a team of women robbing all the male employees – Tumblr fan noticed.

Tumblr fan: There is an open ring box that looks like an engagement ring at Taylor’s feet to the right. WHAT?

Hoodie- Gucci, you can buy it. Tiger face on it- Katy’s signature. Says Blind for Love (Media’s interpretation of Taylor’s romantic life).

Yellow Bat- Yellow and Looks way too much like Beyonce’s to not be. Tribute or shade?

Also someone noted it looks like girl In Suicide Squad. https://www.bitchmedia.org/post/riot-girl-harley-quinn-will-finally-get-her-big-screen-debut

Biker Bitches

5 Bikers leaving a BAR in red lit letters. One has a baseball bat. WHO are these new squad members? OR, NOT squads?

First- IT IS NOT TRUE that Taylor had a lawsuit with a Motorcycle Company for trademarking Lucky 13 and won. The trademark Lucky 13 was held, Taylor didn’t know it, they sued, she settled.

Second- It’s bad add cool, and she has chains hanging off her hat. So.

Third- another reference to Britney Spears of Oops I did it again (got caught by the media) fame.

There is a remix video of LWYMMD with TOXIC that she rides a motorcycle crotch rocket in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Qr38yUhXE

This one she looks like a biker more (keep on dancing) Til the World Ends. (great song- ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzU9OrZlKb8

But there some photos with a motorcycle that look a lot like Taylor’s. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/fc/b1/27fcb14c89cd2d25c99aa554f186e624.jpg

There is also a cute pic of her younger self wearing a Ride Harley shirt in front of a hog on the internet. I couldn’t get a link for it. Google it.

Squad University

Looks like i-robot- Media said so.

Clearly her “SQUAD” – even though only the media uses that word. Not Taylor.

Jumbo Monitors say Squad U, also a cat image, and 13 (fave number)

She’s a dominatrix indoctrinating all the plastic copies of herself. Like Media said she did her friends.

SUPER sexy- not what the old Taylor would do. More on that with the slut drop dance.

Note: Regina George in Mean Girls is QUEEN of the PLASTICS

They are wearing a Kingdom Key on one earring. The plastics have the keys to the kingdom party. http://proudnewromantic.tumblr.com/post/164761708185/ok-but-why-are-they-wearing-a-key-on-their

Pile of Dead Squad members.

Tmblr fan noticed she is wearing KINKY BOOTs from Todrick’s Broadway play

Tmblr fan noticed: The cube rooms remind one of Calvin Harris’ video My Way. – which the lyric goes You were the one thing in my way. REPEAT that a million times. The video is about someone he wants that is artificial, not real. The lasers in My Way and the T pile of Taylors also look similar, but they are lasers, so they don’t look a lot of different ways. Still- dissing this particular My Way song seems appropriate for Taylor’s LWYMMD theme. See, I was just something in your way –that’s what you said.

Pile of Squaddies- friends who turned their backs on her during her bad reputation days??? That’s what people are saying. (In contrast to the Jewel t-shirt members).

She does the woe is me back of the hand to forehead gesture--- she repeats that same gesture as Met Gala girl in the very end. Why?? dunno

The Ballroom

Lyrics: Oh, look what you made me do, look what you made me do. Oh look what you just made me do, look what you just made me do.

(I checked and sadly it is not the Blank Space castle where she painted the portrait).

She struts in, and everyone snaps to, because she is so demanding.

There is a toss of a perfume bottle. Possibly Taylor’s new scent? Or old scent Wanderlust- Tmblr Fan

Tmblr fan noticed that they are wearing white earpieces AND using walkie talkies—she really keeps those 8 ex-boyfriends on a short leash doesn’t she?

The fluttering fan that bothers Todrick and makes everyone react—what’s that about? Something!

They get in formation, she snaps her fingers, and they all reveal the I heart TS crop top shirts like Hiddletson’s at her July 4th party. Tom has told the media he thinks it’s AWESOME.

T pile of Taylors

Lyrics: I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me, I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams. 4 x gradually heightening to scream BAD DREAMS!

She is wearing a black body suit that says REP for reputation (I ordered myself a sweatshirt that says the same—looking forward to that).

Her hair has Kim K’s famous wet look. And it looks better on Taylor. Just sayin.

She sneers expertly. She’s an ACTRESS in your bad dreams; not the real T.

She is in front of a TEAL lit letter T that reminds one of a cross but not too much. Not offensive.

Tmblr fan noted that it represented how she’s been crucified by the media, and is now rising from the dead.

Tmblr fan wrote that it shows she hasn’t walked all over anybody else—instead she is standing on the shoulders of the giants of her former selves. SHE will take credit for her accomplishments of prior selves.

Then there are a LOT of old Taylors in the pile. There is a GREAT Tumblr post with ALL of them.

ALL THE TAYLORS- Amazing compilation of ALL the Taylor’s in the pile WITH pics from their videos side by side. https://shakeitoff6202.tumblr.com/post/164749716903/the-taylors-of-look-what-you-made-me-do

ANOTHER similar list that seems to be longer: http://daydreaminintothenight.tumblr.com/post/164733976579/taylorswift-is-this-alllll-of-them

There are three Taylors that take a prominent role.

Red Taylor in sparkly red jacket. She’s determined. She’s trying to rise up. WHY????

You Belong with Me in Junior Jewels tshirt- we see her a lot WHY?-- tshirt with current besties listed: Selena, Ryan and Blake, Lena,

IRONIC- this non-fancy Taylor gets kicked in the face with a GOTH boot from Taylor’s vogue spread http://www.organizedmessblog.com/2016/04/vogue-whos-that-girl-taylor-swift.html

Swan Taylor from Shake it Off

Taylor in silver dress from when Kanye was a putz.

Lasers are activated when she yells BAD DREAMS and puts her arms out to match the letter T, but not to closely. Lasers kill all the Taylors and they fall back. SO SAD. (Lasers are prominent in Calvin Harris My Way video and also a Kanye performance during which he called Taylor “fake”.

Phone Call

Reminiscent of when Kanye called her and Kim recorded it as a receipt. Taylor was SO nice on that call.

A call the new Taylor would never now in a million years.

Lyrics: I’m sorry the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh..because she’s dead.

Taylor’s mouth with the same rings from the bathtub (Including the snake) are talking into a phone very very similar to the phone used in her MV https://citychicswift.tumblr.com/post/164695845211/she-even-dissed-taylor-swift-era-taylor-this

QUICKLY: OOWD Zombie Taylor pops onto the screen (she’s the Walking Dead, she’s not in the pile)

Ball Room

Back to that sexy Taylor I promised more of. Remember- she’s too sexy for ___ is the song she sampled from Right Head Fred (?). Such a great joke!!!

Taylor has been accused of not being able to dance. So she is DANCING with a vengeance. Literally.

First- she grabs one boob. Then she grabs the other. A great slut drop. Then some hip gyrating camera zoomed in on her hips. It’s just great. She has her legs wide open and does some thigh slapping.

Significance of fingers in K shape over her eyes at start of dance??

This fishnet from head to toe vixen looks a LOT like a Madonna video- in particular Girl Gone Wild. I posted a Tumblr pic comparing them. https://professorsailor-blog.tumblr.com/post/164810711855/is-taylor-a-madonna-girl-gone-wild-dancer-the

Set of Flash Scenes

1. Crash Taylor is calmly walking away from a building with TS on the awnings that is blowing up repeatedly—but it doesn’t seem to bother her cheetah stridely calmly at her side.

I wonder—Is the TS building symbolic of the new way of selling tickets and merch????? Is it revamping her “machine” as well as herself?

2. Queen of the Snakes Taylor- just snottily singing Look What You Made Me Do

3. Streaming Co- She hits a ball of money with a baseball bat while cats standby (hitting it out of the park?)

4. Taylor picking up two motorcycles and money falling out of them. Maybe just winning the court case- but maybe more??? http://speeknow.tumblr.com/post/164797175837/why-does-no-one-talk-about-the-taylor-that

Ball Room

More sexy dancing including a killer slut drop on her own.

AMAZING SNEER FACE mouthing Look What You Made Me Do in very exaggerated poses. Wonder if it is copying someone?

Um- She’s too sexy for her everything. Ends with one dancer’s head in her crotch, one in her boobs, and one grabbing her ass in a way that frames it to really highlight that ass that some DJ just HAD to grab as if it were his right. NOT!!

Also looks a little like Mean Girls Jingle Bell Rock https://professorsailor-blog.tumblr.com/post/164817083865

The Tarmac

Above there are Flashes of another Taylor in a print and brown print jumpsuit cutting the wings off of her jet plane and over the windows spray painting in pink the word reputation. We get a pretty good look thru one window from inside plane. She looks like she’s having fun.

- Note that Taylor has had trouble with people tracking her whereabouts by tracking her planes. Yes she has two – which she has been criticized for but a very wise person said that if you can afford a backup plane in case of mechanical problems—you should have one. Esp given her schedule. She has also had to repaint her planes boring colors to stop people from harassing her. So --- is she cutting off the wings so that it can’t fly? There is jet fuel pouring out of it- that symbolizes something- it’s too expensive to just do (yes I realize its water). Clipping her wings. She’s clipping her own wings? She’s saying you won’t be able to find me anymore? IDK. Is she getting a tour bus instead?

Tmblr fans agree and Taylor liked the theory—THIS Taylor is the real Taylor who then calmly observes as 15 other Taylors have an interesting conversation.

Tmbr fans noticed and Taylor liked that These other Taylors represent the other songs on the album.

Tmblr fans have noticed but Taylor has NOTliked the theory that the songs will come from each of these Taylor’s point of view. I wonder if they will be in these outfits in their respective videos? I’d like to get to know that orange jumpsuit Taylor—she is brewing as she stands there.

There is a Cat running around. https://lizzieissexymama.tumblr.com/post/164731134082/notice-the-little-cat-running-along-my-guess-is

The Taylors from left to right are

1 Biker

2 Blind for Love

3 Rep top of the T

4 Red jacket

5 Silver guitar

6 Leopard Coat

7 VMA acceptance

8 Met Gala

9 Dancer

10 Junior Jewels

11 OOTW

12 SIO Swan

13 Snake Queen

14 Orange prison suit

15 ON THE PLANE- The real Taylor in a floral suit (kinda like Mr. Styles)

Junior Jewel: You guys!!! Hands on sides of face mouth in OH shape

OOTW: Stop making that surprised face. It’s so annoying.

Swan: Yeah no one can possibly be that surprised all the time.

(NOTE: Taylor is surprised when she wins, and the media have tackled her for it.)

Dancer: What’s wrong with that Bitch?

OOTW: Don’t call me that.

(NOTE: Reference to Kanye’s “Famous” line, which I can’t even repeat. Blegh.)

Silver Guitar: Y’all??

Red: Oh stop acting like you are all nice. You are so fake. (Taylor is accused of being fake every minute)

Silver Guitar: Cries. (

Biker: Oh there she goes, playing the victim. Again. (Taylor is accused of playing the victim every hour)

Met Gala: What are YOU doing?

Car Crash: Getting Receipts. I’m gonna edit this later.

Met Gala: Oh my land hand gesture to top of head, like in the Pile of Plastic Squad members. WHY?

VMA: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. (A joke at this point, poor thing really did want to stay out of the narrative. Sigh. People attacked her for that too).

all: SHUT UP!!!

THE END

OOTW Zombie Taylor’s arm falls off

SIO Swan Taylor does her sink and nod like at the end of video

Other old Taylors are in poses from videos.

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