#everyone thinks he's bi. bc all men are gay unless they're extroverted and annoying which means they're bi

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD DAY genuinely . i also feel it would be funny to mention that getting into tf2 actually did make me discover a piss kink. thank you sniper team fortress 2 i will actually never be the same.

but to ask, do you have any weird headcanons about the mercs you havent told anyone just yet? i have a few about medic specifically, but some could get me hate esp from people who enjoy erasing any sort of bisexual coding in characters (i say this as a bi person myself)

THRILLED FOR YOU tf2 offhand made me discover a whole bunch of shit about myself I won't divulge here but like if you know stuff about me you can probably guess

Uhh kind of I guess! I have a ton of posts that kinda just hit the cutting room floor, I don't post everything I think of bc I like to think I run a tight operation over here lmao. A lot of hcs I come up with in conversations w friends or w my siblings and I consider that already "telling someone" so I'll forget to post it even if it's good lol. A lot of my ideas will go thru my mental Quality Control process where I don't wanna post anything too generic or boring, which is why for smth like the McDonald's post I cut out all the characters I couldn't think of anything funny for and only left in the jokes I like. Also ofc some of my hcs are really really really horny and I don't necessarily feel like I need or even want to share those. If you want some headcanons I've never posted but have workshopped for a while, here are some:

Scout will actively kill people but won't litter in front of a cop

Sniper says he doesn't litter out of environmental concerns but it's actually because he eats everything out of his hands or off the floor

Soldier doesn't litter because when he finishes something he eats it. This includes styrofoam

Engie doesn't litter out of genuine concern for the environment

Medic litters on purpose