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nuvomica · 3 years ago

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fae!stede who is trying out the real world bc he has a fascination for humans, especially pirates, and nobody actually knows he’s anything except a very fancy, wordy posh guy. some real serious violence going down when oh wow suddenly there is some seriously fucking spooky shit happenin and everyone is like ‘wahhh the kraken, it’s blackbeard and the kraken uwahh’ but ed is on the deck just as confused as everyone else and it’s actually just stede bringin a lil fog and whispers on the wind nd shit

#ofmd #blackbonnet #wait bonus points if it freaks ed the fuck out and stede is like i can Never do anything inhuman ever again #in case it hurts or scares ed #like all that fantastic art with stede 'lighthouse' metaphor with light shining from him???#do that but literally.#everyone super scared of blackbeard they dont realise stede is back there ready to cause 5d12 radiant damage #wait u know fae deals and promises and no lying and BINDING MAGIC OLD MAGICS WAHHHHH #CAREFUL PIRATES DONT BUMP INTO AN ANICNET GOD AND OFFEND THEM RIGHT UP INTIL #UNTIL STEDE HAS TO STEP IN AND DOES SOME FAE TALK BS AND #everyone is like woah stede u weren't scared did you KNOW who that god was?#and he's like passive aggression lol but actually that bitch did some trick about promising a life that could #last 100+ years and actually hands the god an orange and the god is like u tricked me u sly human you--#oh i see. ur not human. and stede is like HAHA WHAT YES I AM JUST HUMAN JUST SOME GUY

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