#everyone is convinced itll be a waste of time except sarge who insists that they MUST find it 'for the glory of red team!!'
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brainstorming an rvb fantasy au and i think this is the funniest thing ive ever written
#rvb#i really wanna emphasize how long and drawn out the hunt for the sword needs to be#everyone is convinced itll be a waste of time except sarge who insists that they MUST find it 'for the glory of red team!!'#theres a treasure map and several riddles. they get lost no less than 4 times. grif almost dies.#and after all that. theyve found it!! it was real after all!!! all the pain and suffering was worth it!!#and not only is it already taken. but tucker just. randomly stumbled upon it and pulled it out like it was nothing#he has no idea what the reds just went through or how valuable the sword actually is. he just thought it looked cool#like its so fucking absurd. sarge tries to kill him. simmons fucking bluescreens. lopez is like [fucking classic]#donut is just excited that the sword is real and admires it with tucker. (insert innuendo about crossing swords)#anyway i am having way too much fun with this#rvb dragonhunters#biggie tumbles
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