#every time they're all in the same place lucci just alternates between mainlining coffee and mainlining alcohol

[bipherpol]

By the transitive nature of adoptive/found families, that IS how it works Lucci, hate to break it to you. Dragon would be very confused about how he ended up with so many kids.

I feel like Ace and Sabo would be down for chaos and what better way to lightly bully the newly found Monkey D. Lucci than pulling his entire team of trained assassins into their found family? And when Lucci finds out they were raised by mountain bandits he's shocked to find out Dadan is a surprisingly normal and sane woman for having to put up with the ASL trio.

Once the Straw Hats got over the shock, they absolutely treat CP9 the same way they treat the (non-Vinsmoke) siblings of crew members. Franky, at the very least, would absolutely decide it's SUPER that they're related even closer now.

Also, I think Paulie would laugh almost as hard as Jabra when he finds out. Right up until someone (Iceburg) points out that staying with Lucci would mean HE gets pulled into that too.

honestly i love the idea of lucci and robin being ds. it would be so fucking funny. (i also still call bullshit that sabo isn't one. like. the shit he gets into...)

paulie, the second iceburg points it out: .........is it too late for me to break up with lucci

which i can't entirely blame him for, considering the sheer amount of chaos the straw hats get involved with on a daily basis, let alone when ace and sabo and cp9 get involved.