#every plot thread keeps trying to lead us to barovia and we're all just like. Fool Me Once

[karliahs]

our dm is a teacher, we had not played in a while, so at the start of today's session she had us list from memory the most important events of the game so far

the list is as follows:

Feste ate an eyeball

You met

Went to Underdark

Vampire missionary? Vampire sects

Fell off statue - broke a rock. Now Lolth is hanging out

Sarcophomagus - gave to the mayor of Groundharbour

Mallorca?

Cordelia, member of the Dark Brotherhood. Bargain bin Preminger. Barovian MILF. Slug v Snail Dawn of Justice.

Snake lady. Start the tournament arc

Ah fuck

Torm gang

Library

Back to the Salt. Fancy quest - go get the Boys from the Shadow Realm - 8 days

Fairy game - 7 days

Smarmy Von Zarovich

JAM QUEST - the secret jam that kills you. why does this jam taste weird (the devil???)

Hag - body shop

Aggressive Therapy - I am No Longer Asking

GO TO BAROVIA - the key,

Orc war - TGK

Sexy Torm Priest?

Roderigo vs Antonio

Fortunes told - dinosaurs, no key, voice in sword = bad

The Diplomacy Twins