#every day i think about dante's post where dirk and jake break up and dirk.
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dirkjake: sometimes i feel like you're the only one who knows me. i think you know me better than i want to know myself. i can't bear to be around you. i would die for you because there is no living without you. i want to perform an autopsy on you and dissect you from the inside out. i don't want you to ever look at me again. the world is too terrifying to bear unless i'm with you. the thought of loving you is the scariest thing i've ever known. i hope you kill me. i love you. my battery is low and it's getting dark. there is no sign of land. i hope you die i hope we both die
jakehal: i have no idea how these two got together but it probably nuked the entire friend group in the process. 8 dead 24 injured
#homestuck#i say things#this is not a reference to no children. it is a reference to that tumblr post about a starbucks worker being asked to make a HP themed drin#k from instagram#every day i think about dante's post where dirk and jake break up and dirk.#immediately started dating june (pre-transition) (canonically looks very similar to jake) (identical twins in this context)#and jake and hal looked at each other like. i now have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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