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lord-squiggletits · 2 years ago

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TARNMA HOT TAKE: Tarn is the sophisticated one that listens to classical music and wants to do ballroom dancing, Pharma does NOT share these tastes and instead is the kind of dude who will dance to whatever generic pop music is popular on the radio this year and would do the Cha Cha Slide/Cupid Shuffle/(insert popular song everyone knows the dance routine to in your culture) and sing shittily with his favorite songs while drunk

#squiggposting #tarnma #tarma #like i can't stress to you enough that TARN is the only one who acts sophisticated and even that is kind of a pretense #pharma isn't high class he isn't posh he's just a normal dude #he knows how to dance to the top 100 radio songs and he just dances however he wants he doesn't know STEPS or anything like that #he's a guy just vibing and being unapologetically mundane #eventually he gets tarn to admit that liking top pop hits doesn't make you a philistine but they get into arguments about it #tarn sleeps on the couch a lot #normal tarnma things #down with posh pharma rise up silly whimsical pharma #he's the dude that would recreate famous dance scenes in movies and musicals because that's just all he knows

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